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Dani's Dad: Dani, I want you to be top of your class.

Dani: What about, Alex?

Dani's Dad: She can be second best.

Me: HEY!

Me: Dani, I have bad news!

Dani: What?

Me: Alex licked your cupcake!

-hysterical laughter from Dani, since she thought I was talking in third person, when I was talking about my evil cat Alex-

Me: Here's a new cupcake.

Dani: You licked my cupcake?

Me: What?

Dani: You said, "Alex licked your cupcake!"

Me: I was talking about my cat!

Dani: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! laughter from both of us

Me: I bet so far this summer you've only played the guitar!

Chris: No.

Me: Chris.

Chris: Maybe...

Chris: Oh COOL! I dropped the pick on my leg and it made the hairs stand up!

Me: I didn't want to hear that.

Chris: Sorry.

-Pause, and loud laughter from both of us-

-while Mom is playing a game-

Me: SUICIDE!

Mom: DAMN IT!

Dani: Why do you keep yelling suicide?

Me: I always yell suicide when she dies.

Dani: Oh God...

Me: What? I like it when she dies.

Dani: That sounds so wrong.

Mom: She's evil.

Dani: Stop! Calm down!

Me: What?

Dani: Stop spinning on the chair!

Me: I'm a good little girl! I follow instructions and when teachers turn away I like to spin on chairs!

-Karen, Emily, Lenny, Dani, Chris, and I are eating at Johnny Rockets-

-Chris, Dani, and I were sitting on one side of the booth, me in the middle-

Dani: Be right back. -stands up-

Chris and I: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Dani: What?

Chris and I: We broke the chair.

Chris: OHHHHHHHHHHH NACHO!

Me: BURRITO!

Silvia: BURRITO!

Me: Hi Burrito!

Silvia: Hi Burrito!

Me: Stop it! BAD SEED! BAD CHILD!

Chris: I'm not a seed!

Me: You were once a bun in the oven and to be a bun you have to have been a seed! So you are a seed!

Chris: Okay...

Chris: Wanga wanga wanga!

Chris: The oldest thing in my house is my grandmother.

Me: That's so mean!

Chris: Yet so true.

Chris: Cause everytime we touch I get this feeling...

Me: -snickers-

Chris: ...you heard nothing.

Me: Oh, yeah, sure, sure, whatever. QUOTING YOU!

Chris: NOOOOOO!

Me: -jumps off chair and almost trips-

Dani: Oh my gosh, Alex, are you okay?

Me: Yeah, I meant to do that.

Dani: And you call me clumsy.

Chris: Haha, I just knuckled you!

Me: Well, I just knuckled you too, technically I just fingered you.

-pause, after we both realize what I accidentally said-

Chris: -falls off chair-

Me: -buries head in hands-

Chris: -typing-

Me: You wouldn't...

Chris: It's my quote right now!

Me: NOOOOOOO NOOOOOO TAKE IT DOWN TAKE IT DOWN!

Chris: Nope.

Me: Minus 3243795873 hugs!

Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Me: -waking up- Where's Emile Hirsch?

Me: Wall-E is my husband!

Kathy: Eve is my wifey!

Dani: Who do I get?

Me: -pause- Nobody.

Dani: Gee, thanks.

Dani: Yay, I have a shield!

Gilnou: There's a red thing back there and it's spying on us.

Me: Who am I quoting?

Marjorie and Dani: ...God!

Me: I don't think you see my point here, Chris. Now say it with me. EMO. You are an EMO little boy.

Dani and I: YO YO YO! (people stare)

Gilnou: I'm trying to feel sad, but I can't when you crack jokes about Harry Potter!

Me: You just violated me!

Gilnou: No I didn't.

Me: You did it again!

Gilnou: Oh Alex.

Me: ACK!

Gilnou: I can't wait until college to get my freak on.

Xochitl: She wants your hair.

Dani: Where's Emile Hirsch when you need him?

Gilnou: He's some weird guy that looks like Jesus.

(One month later)

Gilnous: Remember that guy, I didn't know his name, who looked like Jesus? I figured it out! His name is Doctor Goodall!

Dani: Twinkie?

Xochitl: Oh my gosh, we have the same bread!

Me: I did it! Did you see that? I did the DiCaprio!

Xochitl: The shrimp is mine.

Dani: (singing) Whoooo whattttttt whennnnnnn whereeeeeee and whyyyyyyy...

Me: hahahahaha Where is that from hahahahaha I must quote youuu! hahahaha (we were supere hyper!!)

Dani: hahahahahha Spy hahahaha Kids!

(hysterical laughing!!)

Gilnous: You guys are on some good crack there.

Dani: I just thought of a parody!

Me: What?

Dani: You know that movie 27 Dresses?

Me: Yeah.

Dani: Alex and 27 X's!

Me: YEAHHHHHHHH!

Dani: I will jump out of the book and kill you.

Malichi: James had three shots of vodka. Alex had a bottle of water.

(People stare)

Me: Not me!

Gilnou: I don't like to jingle. It's not ladylike to jingle.

Malichi: You don't like to sound cheap, do you?

Me: I hate fractions!

Dani: I hate decimals!

Me: I hate fractions!

Dani: I hate decimals!

Malichi: I had a dream.

Me: About robots?

Malichi: No, about a vending machine.

Xochitl: (about school) It's so annoying! Why do we have to read books?

Dani: I'm eating toaster strudels.

Me: Oh my God! You're making me crave donuts!

Chris: Oompa loompa...doopity do...

Dani: Shut up, Chris.

Chris: You're an oompa loompa.

Dani: I will tackle you!

Chris and I: Hehe...pygmy midget...

Dani: AAAAAAH!

Me: Cuz' I'm Scottish!

Dani: Cuz' I'm blonde!

Favorite Pairings!

Harry Potter - Ron/Hermione, Draco/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Cedric/Hermione, Harry/Luna.

Hannah Montana - Nick/Miley, Joe/Lilly, Lilly/Jackson, Joe/Miley, Jake/Miley, Travis/Miley.

iCarly - Sam/Freddie.

Sonny with a Chance - Sonny/Chad.

Wizards of Waverly Place - Justin/Alex (alternate universes, i'm not into incest, XD.)

Zoey 101 - Logan/Quinn, Chase/Zoey, Michael/Lola.

Sky High - Warren/Layla.

High School Musical - Troy/Gabriella, Ryan/Kelsie, Sharpay/Chad, Sharpay/Zeke, Chad/Taylor, Gabriella/Ryan.

Secret Life of the American Teenager - Ricky/Grace, Ricky/Adrian, Ben/Ricky (hahahaha, i love it!)

Camp Rock - Shane/Mitchie, Nate/Caitlyn, Nate/Tess.

Hated Pairings!

Harry Potter - Harry/Hermione (ewww, brother and sister!) Ron/Lavender (she's a hoe) Draco/Ginny (really, REALLY strange)

Hannah Montana - Jake/Miley (it's in my favorites, but i really hate it sometimes. lol. i liked jake in he could be the one. he was sweet.) Jake/Lilly (that's a big NO. it's a rule in the best friend handbook) Nick/Mikayla (it's a sin! i've always despised nelena.)

iCarly - Carly/Freddie (kill me before this happens)

Sonny with a Chance - Chad/anyone but Sonny Sonny/anyone but Chad (how can they be apart? they are meant to be!)

Zoey 101 - Dana/Logan (she's gone, she's dead, stop bringing her back!) Zoey/Logan (no way in hell)

Sky High - Will/Layla (he DOES NOT deserve her)

High School Musical - Troy/Sharpay (ughhhh, noooooo)

Secret Life of the American Teenager - Amy/Ricky (this is a big one. amy is horrible. after everything ricky's been through, they'll give him HER? she's the devil!) Amy/Ben (i hate amy so much now, i don't want her happy. please, ben, dump her!) Grace/Jack (didn't like jack when he cheated on her, don't like him now)

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Alex

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Aleizzle (wow)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Pink Panda (ooh, dangerous)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Cristy 33 (does this apply to me?)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Peralrez (AWESOME!)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Pepsi (YEAH!)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Lrinadz

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Valentine

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Kitty (hahaha)

Choose ten of your favorite characters, from whatever fandom you choose:

1. Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their house. What happens?

If Joe invited Miley and Jake to dinner, Nick would be REALLY mad at his brother. Plus, if they all sit around the dinner table, Jake would keep making passes at Miley and Nick would kill him.

2. One goes on a blind date with Seven. What happens?

Lilly and Jackson go on a blind date. A love of disgusting things emerges!

3. Nine tries to get Five to go to a strip club.

Mikayla tries to get Kevin to go to a strip club. Kevin has a heart attack when Mikayla tips a dancer.

4. You have to stay at a friend's house for a night. Would you pick one or six?

Lilly or Oliver…definitely Lilly. She reminds me of my own best friend!

5. Two and Seven are making out. Ten walks in on them; what it their reaction.

Nick and Jackson are making out. (EWW) Robbie Ray walks in on them. I think there would be a really awkward silence and Robbie Ray would call Miley and tell her the strange sight he has seen. Miley goes on to kill her boyfriend and brother.

6. Three falls in love with Six and Eight is jealous. What happens?

Miley falls in love with Oliver and Jake is jealous. Jake would do anything in his power to get Miley and that would include beating Oliver up.

7. Four jumps you in a dark alley. Does Ten, Two or Seven come to your rescue.

Joe jumps me in a dark alley. Well…I don’t think I would want anyone to come to my rescue, but…Robbie Ray, Nick or Jackson? Robbie Ray is out to protect everyone and so is Nick and Jackson would probably roll his eyes. I think Robbie Ray and Nick would come as a team.

8. One decides to start a cooking show. What's happening fifteen minutes later?

Lilly cooking? Um, she’d probably have food all over the floor and be really bright red.

9. Three has to marry Eight, Four or Nine. Who do they choose?

Miley gets a choice of marrying Jake, Joe, or Mikayla. I think she’d go with Joe, so she could have an affair with his younger brother. Hehe.

10. Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Jackson kidnaps Nick and demands something from Kevin for Nick’s release. Jackson would probably want the Jonas boys to stop trying to blackmail him with his Magical Fairy song.

11. Does Three have a chance in Hell if everyone gangs up on them?

Miley has no chance. She can’t even catch a football.

12. How does Eight react when everyone but them is invited to Two and Ten's wedding but them?

How does Jake react when everyone but him is invited to Nick and Robbie Ray’s wedding? I think Jake really wouldn’t care. He’d swoop in to mend Miley’s broken heart.

13. Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Oliver is afraid of Jackson because he spent a night locked in Jackson’s closet once and he NEVER wants to go down that path again.

14. One arrives late for Two and Ten's wedding? What happens and why were they late?

If Lilly was late for Nick and Robbie Ray’s wedding, it’s probably because she was comforting Miley and wiping away her tear of sadness.

15. What happens when Five and Nine get really drunk and end up at your house.

If Kevin and Mikayla were at my house, drunk, we’d probably watch a stupid horror movie and they wouldn’t want to leave because they would believe that Michael Myers was waiting outside for them.

16. Nine murders Two's best friend. How does Two get back at Nine?

If Mikayla murdered Nick’s best friend, Nick would probably murder her best friend…her.

17. If Six and One are in mortal danger and only one of them can survive, would One save themselves or Six?

If Lilly and Oliver were in danger, Lilly would save Oliver.

18. Eight and Three go camping and for some reason, they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Jake and Miley go camping? Ooh, Nick’s going to be pissed.

19. Who would Two pick to be their best man and/or Maid of Honor at their wedding to Ten: One, Seven or Four?

Who would Nick pick as his man/woman at his wedding to Robbie Ray? Lilly, Jackson, or Joe? Nick would pick Joe, that’s his brother!

20. Five is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does Nine do?

Kevin is in a car crash. Mikayla would stay by his side. They’ve gone to strip clubs together, they’ve gotten drunk together, they’ve done almost everything together