Hallo my little grasshoppers :3 excited for my next story eh? LOL.

Well, while you're waiting for my Christmas special, here's another story. (:

It's called "The Park"

I know, sounds cliché eh? And it may be OOC. xD

But you still loooooove me :3

Now that you all have totally ignored me…

ONTO THE STOOOORY.

Diclaimer: *Looks around* what? I don't own this fabulous idea you call iCarly *sigh*

Spencer's P.O.V.

Doesn't it look like a nice day to go to the park today? Yeah… "CAAARRRLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" I shouted at my little sister. Comes to remind me… Have I made breakfast for her yet? Hmmm… I don't remember. Oh well… sorry Carly.

"Yeah Spencer! What do you need!" She shouted back. Then, she came running down the stairs "Please tell me nothing caught on fire."

"Nothing caught on fire…" I stopped, and thought. "Yeah, nothing caught on fire…" I looked around, to make sure. "I'm pretty sure…"

She rolled her eyes and smiled, "Just, tell me what you want! I was in the middle of admiring myself in the mirror!"

"Do you wanna go to the park today? With Freddie and Sam, if you wanna invite them…" I raised my eyebrows, "You're gonna invite them, right…?"

"Oh my gosh Spencer, you're seriously stupid."

"If I was stupid then could I make this!" I pulled out a balloon hat, and not surprisingly, it caught on fire… and it's not popping… why's it not popping? WHAT IS THIS BALLOON MADE OUT OF! "AHHHH! Get the thingy!"

"Thingy? What thingy!"

"The thingy! The woooooooooooosh and psssshuuuu pishhhhhh…" She raised one eyebrow at me.

"You mean the fire extinguisher?"

"Yes, that thingy—NOW GET EEET."

She ran to the kitchen, grabbed the fire extinguisher and sprayed it onto the balloon. "Ahhh! Watch the face, watch the face! That's the most delicate part of my body!"

The fire was out, and the balloon was safe, thank goodness. "Your face is the most delicate part of your body? I thought boys' most delicate part of their body is…"

"OKAAAY! No more talky talky about delicate parts on people alright?" I stated, dragging her to her room. "Now go call Sam and Freddie!"

"Mkaaaay!" She took her phone out and dialed 2 sets of numbers, putting it on two-way call. "Sam? Freddie? Wanna come to the park today with me and Spencer? Yes? Wait, no waaay! No waaaaay! OH MY GOSH NO WAY… I knew he had a thing for me! Eeeeee!"

I heard Freddie's faint voice through the phone, "Uh, ladies… I mean, lady and delinquent… I'm still here you know?"

Sam's faint voice responded, "Don't you mean us 3 ladies?" Sam laughed at Freddie. "Well anyway, I'll be there. See ya in… 15 min.?"

Freddie's voice came after, "Ditto. See ya Carly."

"Mkay, see you guys!" She hung up her phone, and turned to me. "They're coming. And make sure to pack extra meat! And…" She exited her bedroom. "The most delicate part is…"

"LALALALALALALA I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!" I ignored, running down the stairs, echoing, "LAALALLALALALALALALALALALLA!"

What did you think of my first chap of the story?

Good? Bad? Oh, and, I'm currently working on the other story…

But um, I'll pull the trickity trick that other people use…

10 reviews and I'll update pwease? :৲

Review? Yes? No?

~miscellaneousmystery~