name: book phan44

gender: female

fav. color: blue, black, silver.

NOTICE!!!!! i have recently re-discovered the wonderful invention of skyrim, among other games. so if i don't update... or PM... or review... or anything really, thats why oh, and also my parents enjoy banning me from fanfiction whenever they think I've gone to long without human interaction. joy.

this is FANfiction. therefor there really should be no need for disclaimers. no one on this site owns anything.

Susan Boyle is my hero.

Don't judge before you speak to who you are judging.

Or even better, don't judge at all.

October 5, 2013:

i am not dead, just so you all know. just lazy and... yeah. no real idea to what i want to happen in the next chapter for anything. so... i'm not dead, yeah.

April 4, 2014:

still not dead, above note still applies

Clash of clans notification: your village was raided by multiple pandas!

FUN FACTS!!!! XD

i hate pizza sauce with a burning passion. i love pizza. just not with sauce.

no one has identical finger prints. not even identical twins. not even your own fingers are exactly alike.

Only 2 species have domesticated other species: humans… and ants

Orange rhymes with Blorenge, a hill in wales. silver rhymes with chilver, a female lamb. purple rhymes with curple. circle rhymes with hurkle. google it.

in a study to improve hospital design for kids, researchers polled 250 children on their opinion of clowns. every single one reported disliking or fearing them

Ambivert: one who is moderately comfortable with groups and social interaction but also relishes alone time.

THERE IS A SQUIRREL WHISPERER she gives them hats and ear muffs to wear.

army ants can be used as stitches.

A german author wrote a novel in which Hitler wakes up in Berlin with no memories since 1945 and becomes a comedian.

a second grader was suspended for biting a pop tart into the shape of a mountain. the school officials thought it was a gun.

there are libraries that let you check out humans as a living book and listen to their stories.

the phrase 'the luck of the irish' was originally meant to be offensive

the idea of left brain being logic and right brain being creative is actually a myth.

in 1918, pink was for boys because it is a stronger color, the delicate blue was reserved for girls.

google uses goats instead of lawn mowers at their mountain view headquarters

a bite from a grizzly bear can crush a bowling ball

it doesn't matter if you wash your hands in hot or cold water, in order to kill germs. water hot enough to do so would scald your skin

japanese dwarf flying squirrels are FREAKING ADORABLE!!!!!

the word font only refers to things like bold or italics. the actual style of the letters is called a typeface

people with O blood types are more likely to be bitten by mosquitoes

some places play classical music to ward off teenagers

sharks kill 12 people per year. go look up how many sharks are killed in a day.

you get taller in space.

when someone tickles you, the laughter is a panic response. hence why you can't tickle your self, as you body seances no danger.

there is a town in norway called hell. it freezes over almost every winter.

go look up Kim Peek

in a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, there was not a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand or attempted to do so.

first lady Eleanor Roosevelt allowed only female journalists at her press conferences, ensuring that newspapers would have to hire women

farting is good for your health. it reduces high blood pressure

the t shirt was invented in 1904 for bachelors who couldn't sew or replace buttons

scorpions can hold their breath for up to 6 days

there is a genetic disease that makes you really short, extends your life span, makes you almost immune to cancer and diabetes and most importantly, you look like a hobbit.

there is a rare breed of pig that looks like a sheep

a man lost in the woods chopped down some power lines so that workers would have to come rescue him.

high school students today have the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950's

walmart was founded with the intention of selling american-made products at foreign made prices

due to the new discovery of many brain parasites, scientists say a zombie apocalypse might actually be possible

when you see those gray outline things floating around you're actually seeing your own white blood cells