Hey my nickname is hami the hamister, so for short just call me hami. I don't mind random pms so if you ever want to or ask a question just send a message and i'll respond :) Actually I encourage criticism and questions on my work so if there is something you think I should fix or that you just dont understand put in a review or message and I get back that day or nevt most likely.

For all those wondering I am super obsessed with the show Supernatural. My parents got me all five seasons on dvd for my birthday last year and I almost hyperventilated I was so excited lol XP The part that makes me laugh most about my obsession is that what got me so into the show in the fist place was its pairing of two best things ever! I have always had a love for all things supernatural and when combined with sexyness that is Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins who can resist? Throughout the past five seasons the show has never dissapointed me with its cliff hangers, plot twists, and of course hot actors and actresses. This season started off with a rough start due to the whole soulless!sam debacle, but finally the show has gotten back on track. I just hate that it is hellatus all over again T-T

If anyone was wondering all the stories I write will be destiel meaning DeanXCas. Dean (Jensen Ackles) and Castiel (Misha Collins) are just hot to no end and when paired together I begin to melt...*drool, drool* *cough, cough* Well anway...that is why I always pair those two lol XD Also as a early warining to anyone who actually reads my stories be prepared hami takes a long time to get started on things. Inbetween all my schoolwork (stupid AP classes), procrastination (just ask Hearttornout lol XD), and my endless dedication to read every scrap of supernatural slash my favorite writers post I barely have any time to transfer my stories from my phone or paper to my laptop. Still I will try my hardest to make some time to type up more of my musings and post them here. *warning most of stories will be either pointless fluff or PWP! stories with some M-rated smuttyness thrown in*

Oh yeah in case someone wants to know I am a guy. My philosophy is that it shouldnt matter what gender a person is as long as they are willing to love and care for you as much as you do, but it does help if thier gorgoeous though ;)

Best Buds: Heart Torn Out

Favorite shows: Supernatural, V, Being Human, Glee, Big Bang Theory, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Dark Angel

My friends just introduced me to the awesomeness that is Glee like a week or two ago and a few days ago I watched all the epsiodes I could on hulu. Now im hooked lol XD

Favorite pairings: Supernatural- Dean/Castiel (my OTP :D)

Being Human- Josh/Sally, Josh/Aiden

Torchwood- Jack H./Ianto

Favorite words: Awkwierd, douche, BAMFness, awesome, manly-flick moment (because dean is to manly for a chick-flick moment), angelhood (from CastielLovesDean)

Favorite Actors: Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins, David Tennant, Chris Evans

Favorite Actresses: Lucy Lui, Jessica Alba, Uma Thurman, Mila Yokovich, Natalie Portman, Jessica Biel

FUN TIME

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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Or are planning to do any of these things.

Don't you just hate sterotypes?

Done with stereotypes? Copy and paste this into your profile and bold the ones that apply to you if you agree.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I’m BLACK, so I MUST have an afro and have a BIG BUTT.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm SOUTH AMERICAN, so I must be tricky and fanned
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm STYLISH, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I am fine with being by myself, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL/FANBOY so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY/BI so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I CRY when I am PISSED OFF, so I MUST be a wimp.

I would RATHER AVOID CONFRONTATION when its not necessary, so I MUST be weak and can’t stand up for myself.

I DON’T ALLOW GIRLS TO HIT ME and NOT RETALIATE, so I MUST be sexist and have abusive tendencies even though I am just defending myself.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

P.S. If you read all of that, you're awesome.

Favorite lines

~That's when Castiel turns the tables on him.

Dean feels the first twitch of impending orgasm, and begins to relax just as Castiel's hands seize his hips.

"Not yet." His voice is rougher than it's ever been, fucked out and gasping.

"The...hell?" is all Dean can get out, fighting his oncoming orgasm reluctantly as it begins to pool in his stomach.

"If you come...you're fired." Castiel shifts, forcing him deeper with a tight groan. "Harder."

"You're kidding me right?" Dean scrunches his eyes up tight and tries to move faster and harder without losing it entirely. Castiel moans softly.

"Not...kidding." He grunts. "No reference either...uh, there!" His body pitches up and clenches fiercely. Dean grits his teeth and brings his hand down to Castiel's cock, only to have it batted forcefully away. He opens his eyes.

"Oh come on!" he whines. "You're gonna make me...?"

Castiel smiles with a wolfish display of white teeth, eyes pressed tightly closed.

"Just like this." He groans, a slight frown on his face. "But...harder."

Dean really hopes he isn't going to have a heart attack.

Under that hope is another, that if Gabriel had come to Paris in his place, the other man wouldn't have ended up like this.

Dimly he wants this all for himself – to be because he is who he is, and not just because Castiel wanted something to take the edge off and Dean happened to offer.

Castiel makes a small sound at the back of his throat, stretching out luxuriously and clenching sharply as he comes across his own stomach. Dean keeps moving, holding back and shaking with the effort.

"Can I...Cas-tiel, can I..." His hips lurch and stutter, Castiel makes a small contented noise as he revels in the laxness of post-orgasm, his hand cups Dean's face, thumb pressing slightly into his throat, just enough to make Dean's heart lurch.

"Come."

And he really hates himself for it, but he does, hard. (From The Devil Wears Prado chap. 3)

~ Ever so often a student would say something, Dean would merely have to look at them with his stern 'I'm going to kill you' look (that Cas actually found adorable and called his angry bunny look.) but that angry bunny look was enough for those students to look as if they will pee themselves and apologies quickly before scurrying off. (From Let's not fall in love chap. 21)

~"Yeah, so get out there," Dean smirked, slapping Castiel on the ass. Castiel looked like a deer caught in the headlights until his hand touched the doorknob. Dean reached for a shirt and took pride in knowing he had made the angel go from completely bad ass to nervous virgin in a matter of minutes. (From Fight chap. 5)

~ Castiel is loud when he thinks he's alone, on the few occasions that Sam and Dean head off and leave him at the motel room. Those times when Castiel does what Dean would do in such a situation – take full advantage of having the shower to himself and no one to overhear.

Dean only discovers how loud the ex-angel is by accident, when he returns to the motel because Sam interview grieving families better when he's alone, apparently.

The gut wrenching moan that comes from the bathroom makes him start, launching himself towards the door before his brain kicks in, his danger sensors dying out as he realises what's probably going on behind the door.

Then he really doesn't know what to do. He's kind of stuck, transfixed by the sounds coming from the other room, barely muffled by the thin wall and the slight splashes of the bath water. He really shouldn't be listening.

Castiel groans, deep and tortured, sounding more animal than human, then gasps, whimpering something like "Cah-uh...oh..." and then that groan again. Like he's stuck on the edge, frustrated and out of his mind with it.

Dean swallows.

"Oh, please..." half whimper, half growl. "pleasepleaseplease...oh..." his breath catches. "nugh...uh...Go-d." Spaced out to two syllables, then a slosh as Castiel's presumably spent body falls back against the bathtub. Dean's stuck with the image of Castiel wringing himself for everything he's worth.

The sound of the bath draining is enough to wake him from his daze, backtracking to the door and outside again to re-enter the room with a lot more noise than before.

Castiel looks up from his place crouched over his duffle bag, towel around his waist.

"Oh, how was the interview?" he asks, dragging some boxers free of the ball of clothing that he always insists is organised.

"Sam's taking care of it, so I thought I'd crash with you for a while." Dean removes his tie and unbuttons his collar. It's weird wearing a suit when Castiel is only just wriggling into a t-shirt, like they're backwards or something. He feels like he should be delivering a warning about the apocalypse.

Then he's left wondering how many times Castiel has dropped in and heard his own alone-in-the-motel noises. (From 5 Bad Habits Castiel Picked Up)

~"Dean" The other boy does the same thing, nodding slightly at Ash. "So...all you guys are queer?"

There's a lengthy pause during which Chuck blinks owlishly at him, Castiel feels himself blush furiously, and Ash lets his mouth form a slow smile.

"Hells yeah" his eyes widen and he makes his hands into claws. "and we eat straight boys like you for breakfast." (From But I Date a Cheerleader)

~ Castiel stands as the human smells him, strangely curious as to the behaviour. He has little experience of humans, but this seems odd, even to him. He knows that, to the humans who can see or hear angels, that they appear beautiful. (From Perfume)

~"I should go," as Castiel spoke, his eyes travelled down, and stopped at Dean's full lips.

"Mmhmm," Dean felt deliciously trapped, he probably should feel bad about wanting to take advantage of a drunk man, but all he could think of was pressing Cas up against a wall and sucking the other man's tongue into his mouth.

"I'm a little drunk…" Castiel's voice trailed off.

Dean's mouth quirked up, "You had one beer, dude, seriously?"

Dean was just about to sit the guy down and call him a cab, when Castiel spoke up again.

"I've had one beer and seven shots of vodka."

Dean looked quizzically at Cas, who was still standing against him.

"Unless you turned invisible and snuck around the bar, I'm pretty sure it was just the one beer."

Castiel pulled back a little to look Dean in the eye. Dean's stomach clenched at Cas' look of intense concentration.

"I had the seven shots at home, to work up the nerve."

Dean's lips parted in surprise and confusion.

"Can I kiss you?" Castiel's gaze moved down to Dean's mouth again.

Dean felt a blast of heat hit the back of his neck and he felt his cheeks reddening. (From Working up the courage chap.1)

~"I have been his best friend since we were kids. And I have loved him even longer than that, but then you come in all macho or whatever the hell you think you might be and take him away. You know you're lucky enough that I love him enough to give him to you because you were the one he chose to love." (From What Happens There Stays There chap.4)

~"Dean" Castiel opens the door to his tiny accountants office, eyes large and nocturnal looking, like he hasn't slept in a week. "What are you doing here?" he sounds pleasant, neutral, and if Dean hadn't twice washed Castiel's semen off his hands then he'd think this man was nothing short of average. (From Previous Engagement chap. 3)

~"I can't believe this just happened." A light of realization came upon Dean. "Holy shit Cas, I was your first! I slept with an angel, in a guy body." Dean gasped muttering the last sentenced mostly to himself. (From Lessons Learned the Hard Way chap.1)

~"You want some good news?" He asked, Castiel nodding in response, "I've got plenty more lollipops." (From Fifty Chick Flick Moments for Dean and Castiel chap.2)

~"Y'know how special you are?" He whispered, "You've struck a chord in my heart."

"I thought you weren't into chick-flick moments, Dean." Castiel whispered, Dean looking into his eyes with such love and fondness it made Castiel's heart beat faster.

"I am if they make you happy, Cas." He said quietly, "I love you."

"I love you too." Castiel replied, "And I have for a very long time." (From Fifty Chick Flick Moments for Dean and Castiel chap.4)

~"I've loved you for a long time too." Dean whispered, kissing Castiel again before taking his hand, "And these fingers...Damn, I can only fantasise about what these can do..."

"You don't have to fantasise." Castiel whispered, "I can make it a reality."

Dean raised an eyebrow and Castiel kissed him deeply, breaking away and sliding under the piano. Thank God his parents were away for the weekend. But there was no way that Dean could do it with Castiel under that piano, not on Castiel's mother's new cream rug. It was just wrong.

"We can't..." Dean laughed, "Not under here."

"Okay." Castiel said, sliding back out, "On top of it?" (From Fifty Chick Flick Moments for Dean and Castiel chap.4)

~"You are something special, y'know that?" The blue-eyed boy whispered, "And you've struck a chord in my heart as well."

"I'll have to remember to allow more chick-flick moments if it means we have sex like that every time." Dean chuckled, kissing Castiel's forehead.

"Amen to that." The younger teen replied, curling right against Dean and kissing his toned chest, "God, that was amazing."

"That I can agree with." Dean laughed, "I love you."

"And I love you, you romantic, beautiful guy who happens to have amazing skills in bed." Castiel replied, Dean chuckling and kissing him tenderly.

Castiel kissed him back and pressing even closer to him, the brushing together of their lengths making them both shiver with pleasure.

"And I think we're gonna have to have more piano lessons, Dean, if it means we have sex like that." The dark haired boy said with a dazzling smile.

"Absolutely." Dean replied, pulling the covers over the pair and settling with Castiel still held carefully in his embrace.

Oh, yes. Dean could definitely deal with having more piano lessons from Castiel. (From Fifty Chick Flick Moments for Dean and Castiel chap.4)

Breaking the kiss Castiel looked into Dean's deep green eyes and sighed. Dean grinned and let out a deep breath, licking his lips he asked ''Now, where's the rest of that damn pie?'' (From A Little Slice Of Heaven)

"Dean, damnit – I know you can hear me – come and control your spawn...they're kicking my ass!" (From Haaaaaaaaave You Met Dean? chap.5)