About your friendly neighborhood psycho...

Anyone that wants to get a hold of me, PM's are fine, so hit me up that way... or don't. Ain't no thing but a g-string on a chicken wing.

As you can kind of tell, I'm very snarky and nine times out of ten, what I say and what I mean are never exactly similar. So if I offend, I probably didn't mean to...

I work a very demeaning job and there is not a lot of satisfaction to be had, but I have great co-workers that are a joy to be around. They make a few cameos in my work as sort of an homage to how made of awesome they are.

Action flicks and laugh out loud comedies are the quickest ways to my heart, so I tend to quote from them a lot. If something I say in my notes or after thoughts doesn't make sense, it's usually a quote.

I have two inventions of my own that I employ in my works: Flaff (my witty combination of fluff and waff) and DeMarcos Reckoning (my blatant rip-off of Shire Reckoning), wherein I make a time line judgement based on how I want the story to work and no matter what anyone else says, that is what I stick to. It's wonderful for determining ages of characters and years that have passed.

Many of my stories are named after my favorite songs because I am a music junkie. If you want the names of the artists for which I've titled my works, I'm always thrilled to talk shop with a random PM'er.

I am a Juggalette and swing my hatchet proudly! Woo woo!

I am a product of the '80's and at 36 years old, a lot of the stuff coming out today doesn't sit right with me, so refer to the first sentence of this bio, if I ever say something that hurts you're feelings.