After two freakin' years, I'm back here at FanFiction and will write stories again! Woo hoo!

But not iCarly or HoA anymore. And to all my unfinished fanfics for iCarly and House of Anubis, I won't continue it anymore. I'm really really sorry. 'Cause I started it TWO YEARS AGO and I myself cannot remember the plot. I'm really really sorry. That was just me and my 13 year old self. And yeah, she's freakin' irresponsible and is freakin' lazy to update and she just forget it all together. BLAME HER! NOT ME! But I still love iCarly and HoA, but I have to move on and be addicted to something again. Please forgive me!!!

And right now I'm addicted to anime! Particularly Fairy Tail. And thus, shall I write fanfics for it! So for those who read my stories before and likes FT as well, just wait a little bit and Imma write a new story! And I'll try my best to update regularly!

Anyway, I kinda sorta finally updated my profile and tried my best to make it shorter and since the past me was really addicted to copying and pasting stuff so it's ridiculously long and filled with nonsense yet truthful things. Anyway, who cares?

I'll be posting fanfics real soon! :))

FUNNY QUOTES AND RANDOM THINGS...

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

I'm being nice. That means I'm plotting against you.

Saracasm is just one service I offer.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

The buddy system is essential: it gives the enemy something else to shoot at.

If you think I'm weird, you should meet my friends.

Most people are stupid. It's mostly because they think they're smart.

Silence is golden. Ducktape is silver.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

When you cry, I cry, when you laugh, I laugh, when you jump of a cliff, I laugh harder.

You're not breaking the law unless you're caught.

It's my way or the highway. Get used to it.

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

The road to success is always under construction.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...

They say, "Guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I dont think you'd kill too many people.
So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.

I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking leeches?

I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.

I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

When in doubt, make up words!

Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.

All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.

I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!

Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

It proves that you are a worthless, conceited human being whose brain is so big it could fit inside a peanut shell, and there'd still be room for the peanut!'

When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemy's eyes.

When in doubt, blame the hippies!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

I'm no Angel, just an innocent Devil.

One day, your Prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Revenge is sweet, but there are others flavors to it as well.

If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't join them, sue them, and then rub it in their faces.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Parents spend the first two years of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, and then spend the next sixteen telling us to sit down and shut-up!

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

A positive attitude won't solve ALL of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually they're pretty slow.

Boys can make fools of themselves pretty easily, but when you add a girl into the equation, it gets extremely messy.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just my opinion that your opinion is stupid.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Whoever said nothing was impossible, probably never tried slamming a revolving door. Or dribbling a football.

You're my best friend, but if the zombies were chasing us… I'd trip you.

What doesn't kill you usually succeeds in the second attempt.

In the year 3000, YouTube, Twitter and Facebook will merge, creating an epic waste of time called "You Twit Face".

Only my friends know what I can do with a dull object.

Birthdays are like boogers; the more you have, the harder it is to breathe.

Anger is like pee in your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.

Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

I didn't hit you. I high-fived your face.

One night, I lay in bed, looking up at the stars, and thought, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

Officer, I swear to drunk, I'm not God!

I did what they said and chose the road less travelled...Now where the heck am I?

Boys are cute when they try to be smart.

I'm not clumsy...the floor just hates me.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't -- Hey! Nice carpet!"

There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people.

My imaginary friend thinks you have issues.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.

Act your age, not your shoe size.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna to do? Kill me?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!

(='.'=) This is Bunny. Watch as he rules the world with his cuteness. (WE HAVE COOKIES)

I am currently out of my mind; feel free to leave a message.

A positive attitude won't solve ALL of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Friends try to get you out of trouble but a best friend is right there in detention next to you saying "so worth it."

Boys have feelings too. . . But who cares?

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

We were talking - as most sane people do

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!

It takes skill to trip on flat sufaces.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.

Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.

I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OOH, LOOK! A SQUIRREL!

Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.

Welcome to the internet, pants optional.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.

I dream of a perfect world were a chicken can cross the road without its motives questioned.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

Life's tough...Get a helmet

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...

If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain

Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Come to the dark side, we have good life insurance!

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

No I'm not weird i'm just not normal

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Confucius says: "Man who stand in middle of road get hit by bus."

I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay.

Something to think about: If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetballs? Oh, deep, I know.

Everything is funny as long as it's happening to someone else

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun sitting on your shoulder.

We must never, ever be mean to stupid people. If we are, they might go away. Then who would we laugh at?

What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you.
What guys don't seem to know: when a girl acts like she hates you, chances are, she hates you.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.

Boys are like Slinky's . . . useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.

Slinky escalator = endless fun

People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Isn't it funny how people who want quiet are always the loudest telling people to shut up?

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyways.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already.

Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.

There's no place like home . . . but Wal-mart's close.

You can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their own way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. I think its Collin.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

The rules only apply if you get caught.

I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

Don't worry about the end of the world coming today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

So many stupid people, so little duct tape.

I'm too tired to punch you. Would you please run your face into my fist repeatedly?

I have multiple personalities, and none of them like you.

I don't understand white crayons! Why are they here? What do they want from us?

"Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives.

Get real. No one's going to form a single-file line if the building's on FIRE!

The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.

37 SECRETS ABOUT ME (well, it won't be a secret anymore since I posted it on the web!)

1) Have you ever been asked out?

Kinda...

2) Where did you get your default picture?

In the internet.

3) What's your middle name?

Rose

4) Your current relationship status?

Single...

5) Does your crush like you back?

Yeah, I wish...

6) What is your current mood?

I'm in the mood for eating...hmm...

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

Let me check..

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

Pink!

9) Missing something?

Yeah, I kinda lost my fave necklace.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

Uhm... I really don't know.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what?

A neko! Actually, an Exceed!!!!!

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Yeah, when I thought my sister ripped up my book.

13) Something you do alot?

Read. Read. Read. Read. Write. Watch TV.

14) The song stuck in your head?

Under The Sea (The Little Mermaid... I have no idea why)

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

I forgot.

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

I don't know...

17) When was the last time you cried?

A few weeks ago, when I read The Fault In Our Stars.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Yep. During uor musical.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Anything that a wizard can do. But preferably a power where I could control water.

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?

Their smile. The boddeeehhh! Kidding.

21) What do you usually order from Dunkin Donuts?

Donuts!

22) What's your biggest secret?

Shhh!!! It's a secret!

23) Favorite Color?

Colors actually. PURPLE! PINK! BLUE!

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Oh yeah! Spongebob Squarepants! The Adventure Time! (not sure if that's kiddie) The Amazing world of Gumble! Phineas and Ferb! And many more.

25) What are you?

A human being. Duh! What do expect me to be?! (Answer that, and I'll track you!)

26) Do you speak any other language?

Uh huh.

27) What's your favorite smell?

Cucumber melon.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

boring.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

That's way too cheesy...

30) What are you thinking about right now?

That I should probably write a new story.

31) What should you be doing?

Write a story. Seriously.

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

I don't know... I've been a good girl lately...(really?!)

33) Do you like working in the yard?

What kind of question is that?!

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Jackson. And I already have! Oh yeah!

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

Maybe...

36) What is your natural hair color?

Black

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

Augustus Waters (the Fault In Our Stars)

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself. (All the time)

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'Why the heck am I talking to myself?')

-When you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean removing someone's liver?'Me!)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.(Seriously. They even though I was dead!)

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground. (Any kind of pen actually)

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.

-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

(Me: Ooohh... Colorfuulll!!!)

(Serious Me: Racism is wrong. Be a Panda!)

BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS:

FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN, we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the shit out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your best friend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say "you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -Bitch- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.

BESTFRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.

BESTFRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before&after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).

BESTFRIENDS: Start gushing with you.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.

BESTFRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"

BESTFRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Forgive you.

BESTFRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here’s a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.

BESTFRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.

BESTFRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Annoy you.

BESTFRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, "IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running through bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" (don't ask you don't want to know)

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Would give you an umbrella in the rain

BEST FRIENDS: Will take your umbrella away from you and yell: "Run, idiot, Run!"

FRIENDS: will bail you out off the jail

BEST FRIENDS: will be sitting next to you saying: "Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: will help you move your couch

BEST FRIENDS: will help you move the bodies

FRIENDS: will give you a shoulder to cry on

BEST FRIENDS: tells you to suck it up, and beat up the person who made you cry.

FRIENDS: hide you when you're running from The police.

BEST FRIENDS: is probably the reason why you're running.

FRIENDS: only lasts a little while

BEST FRIENDS:will be with you for eternity

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Copy this on your profile!

Have you ever noticed how lol looks like someone drowning? But this makes it look like they are drowning and getting chased by a shark - lol

Opens mailbox and skims through mail* "Junk...junk...junk...coupon...ooo they're having a sale at Bob's Buffalo Buffet...junk...junk...UGH! I joined the dark side years ago! Why do they keep sending me brochures!" *Throws down mail and stomps inside then runs back out* "I almost forgot my coupon!"

I just read a copy and paste that said "Fanfiction is to me what facebook is to others" Copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you work better to music or TV, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV then copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you Secretly hoped for a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if You got tired of waiting and printed your own

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you run upstairs to your room right after school to get on your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you'd rather swim with sharks than listen to Justin Bieber, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you'd rather read than do sports, paste this into your profile.

If you ever pushed a door that says pull, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you could write with a feather pen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you HAVE written with a feather pen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you randomly start talking/singing/dancing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you teacher ever told you to stop reading in class, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever proved your teacher wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If talking to yourself is a common thing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If the only reason you ever sing "Baby" by Justin Bieber is to see if it's possible to sing higher than him, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever told your friends you'll help them with homework if they give you five bucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If the only reason you're actually doing sports is because you need to pass PE, copy and paste this into your profile.

93% of American teens would have a severe emotinal break-down if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 that would ask,"What was your first clue?" Then copy and paste this onto your profile. (but I'm not American)

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it gets strange.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. I did even though I'm not American.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have spent multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (Come join me!!!)

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that seems to be unnaturally drawn to them, copy and paste this on your profile.

Copy and Paste if you LOVE to laugh (even if at yourself)

If you're not obsessed with Twilight or just don't like it copy and paste this to your profile

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If have ever eaten someone else's food without realizing it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that sugar and chocolates are reasons to live, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If your friends are always telling you to shut up, but you don't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had to sweep a floor, and tried to get the broom by shouting, "UP!" copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird and damn proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you could live forever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile

98 of teenagers do drugs, smoke and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you compare people (even random strangers) to book characters, copy and paste onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (I'm insane and so are my friends!)

If you've laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this into your profile.(Been there, Done that!)

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy this into your profile. (Don't Judge Me!)

Admitting you're weird means you're normal. Saying that you're normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this into your profile. (I am so weird And you can probably tell by my profile!)

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (Oh heck yeah)

You write fan fictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (Sometimes intentional and they never get it)

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (Double check)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (They live! In my heart!)

Your idol is a character from a book.

A room without books is like a body without a soul.

What to Do During an Exam

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)

15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that)

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Act spazzy

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.