Archilochushide bio
Author has written 28 stories for Jimmy Neutron, Avatar: Last Airbender, iCarly, and Hey Arnold. Hey all. Archilochus here, writer of the occasional fanfic or two. I have a twitter account that I started earlier this year: http://twitter.com/iArchilochus. I don't really use it anymore since I think no one particularly cares about my tweets, lol, but you can look me up/tweet me/follow me or whatever if you like. Don't think I'll have time to read many stories, but I'll try and write some when I can. Quotes: "When you read fanfiction, make sure to take breaks, and don't start shipping wars, okay?" |
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My Blonde Headed Nightmare reviews
Some people fall in love. Others get dragged in kicking and screaming. Freddie never wanted to fall for Sam, but as the years go by, he doesn't seem to have much of a choice. Someone up there must find this really amusing. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,006 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
The Truth About Gibbies reviews
Carly's in for the fight of her life, and no, it's not against Shelby Marx. She has to survive an entire evening with her boyfriend Gibby's family! No girl has gone the distance before without leaving Gibby, but can Carly break the cycle? Bloopers added.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,394 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Carly S., Gibby - Complete
Ragged Heart Meltdown reviews
The Meltdown has begun. Everyone's starting their senior year, and it's taking no prisoners. Sam and Freddie are so close yet so far, Carly might have feelings for Freddie after all, and Gibby only wants Carly. Here comes a love typhoon of a fearsome sort
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011
The Final Wall reviews
It began as a grudging car ride with Mrs. Benson. But in an unexpected turn, Sam is forced to confront herself. Can Mrs. Benson get around Sam's wall? Can Sam handle it? And what emotional destination are they driving toward? Explosive implied Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Sam P., Mrs. Benson - Complete
Cause I'm Gibby! reviews
Buckle your seatbelts boys and girls. Straight from the mind of the man himself, here comes a day in the life of Gibby. Why does his mom think he's so awesome? You're gonna find out. Warning: the following fic contains a potentially lethal dose of Gibby.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Gibby - Complete
Ghost reviews
Freddie was just minding his own business on the fire escape, thinking, when she showed up. And she was acting so weird too. So...not Sam-ish. So he follows her for a walk on the town. Is it a dream? If so, he never wants to wake up.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
The Almost Wild One reviews
After a long absence, Freddie is finally returning to Ridgeway High, determined to win Sam's heart. Oh, and he's also changed into a total motorcycle-riding leather-bound bad boy to boot. Well...almost. But what challenges await our mighty hero?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Worst Case Scenario reviews
Some days are good, some days are bad. Some days however threaten to plunge your very soul into the abyss! Like in Ch.5, when Freddie breaks down and reveals his true feelings to Sam. But seriously, what's the worst that could happen? One-shot collection.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,132 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Thinking reviews
Freddie can't seem to pay any attention in class. Thinking he's sad over a recent break-up, Sam tries to cheer him up. But perhaps what's giving Freddie so much to think about isn't a failed relationship? One-shot.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Freddie's Got a Gun! reviews
When Freddie sneaks in to watch Sam's beauty pageant performance, he hopes to get some dirt on her. But will he, or will the joke be on Freddie?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Uncharted Territory reviews
Carly and Freddie are worried. They, Sam and Gibby are leaving for college, and Spencer and Mrs. Benson don't seem to be worried at all. What could they be hiding?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Spencer S., Mrs. Benson - Complete
Uncle Muscles reviews
After Aang defeated Fire Lord Ozai, and after the reception at the Jasmine Dragon, Iroh has some unfinished business to attend to. It seems a certain bounty hunter really, really likes Iroh's buff new bod.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Iroh, Jun
Same Time Next Year reviews
Arnold doesn't seem to have much luck at French restaurants. He goes to the Chez Paris with Lila on Valentine's Day, and is spurned just like last year. And once again, he meets with Helga. This time however, she is undisguised.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Arnold, Helga
Freddie reviews
After celebrating the first official webcast of iCarly, Freddie has a nightmare. Except this wasn't any dream; this actually happened. And Sam is the only one who can understand.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Just One Smile reviews
Rhonda has a bad day and now Curly is trying to make her smile. For most people this wouldn't be so hard, except Rhonda is more stubborn than your average girl. On the other hand, Curly's crazier than your average guy. Who will win this battle of wills?
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Rhonda, Curly - Complete
Isaac reviews
Uh-oh. It looks like Jimmy and Cindy's little boy is missing yet again. What could that mischievous kid be up to this time? You know what they say; like father, like son.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
When Jimmy Met Cindy reviews
Jimmy and Cindy were not lovebirds at the beginning. Didn't exactly see eye-to-eye on everything. In fact, it was hate at first sight. And this is how it all began. One-shot.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Jimmy N., Cindy V. - Complete
Dumped reviews
Poor Jimmy, he's feeling depressed. So depressed that he's eating an entire atomic-choco-blast by himself! Maybe a little ice cream date with Cindy will make things better. But is Jimmy the one who needs cheering up?
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Jimmy N., Cindy V. - Complete
Force of Attraction reviews
After the kiss, Freddie just wanted things to go back to the way they were. Sadly, this is not the case. Watch out Freddie; Sam's not like most girls, especially when she's in love!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
A Whole New Gibby reviews
Whoa, look out Carly! Summer break is over, and Gibby's got a surprise. Let's just hope Carly can keep her hands to herself. But wait, where's Sam and Freddie? Rated 'T' for hormone-induced spanking.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Carly S. - Complete
Sam the Girl reviews
Carly is fixing Sam up so she can impress the new foreign exchange student she's fallen in love with. Unbeknownst to Carly, all is not as it seems.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
If I Loved Another reviews
Unable to fall asleep after the kiss, Freddie ponders how things would be different if he were in love with Sam instead of Carly.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Truth or Dare reviews
Carly and her friends are playing Truth or Dare in the iCarly studio, and a certain two people keep getting dared to do a certain thing. But why does Carly think it's so funny?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Techno Geek reviews
A little theory that I, and I imagine other people as well, have about our favorite feisty blonde.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Root Beer and Pixie Sticks reviews
Nick shows Jimmy, Sheen and Carl how to party it up elementary school style. But can the Neutron gang handle the madness? Rated 'T' for wild, sugar-induced partying.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Thirteen reviews
Jimmy and Cindy spend some quality time together. But everyone knows, being thirteen is never easy.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Jimmy N., Cindy V. - Complete
Appa's Favorite Stories
Not much to do with Appa. Merely a collection of my own drabbles. Rated 'T' for mature humor. Contains spoilers for episode 312. Drabble 1 - All The Boys Love Katara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2008
Oh How Our Boy Has Grown reviews
Hugh and Judy Neutron are lying in bed one night while Jimmy is out on a date. They ponder about how their son has grown.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2007
