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Dear Sam,

Did you take my laptop and pour blue-cheese dressing on it? I hope you realize you're going to pay for it.

Sincerly,

Freddie B.

Dear Freddork,

I did no such thing.

Sincerly,

Sam.

Dear Carly,

Is Sam still going to that teen therapist to discuss her anger issues? She poured blue-cheese dressing on top of my new Devaglio laptop.

Sincerly,

Freddie.

Dear Freddork,

U suck hard.

Sincerly,

Sam.

Dear Sam,

Likewise.

Sincerly,

Freddie.

Dear Freddie,

No, not anymore. She threw a bottle of Peppy Cola and her therapists' head and he ended up in the hospital. Needless to say, she was not allowed to return.

Sincerly,

Carly.

Dear Freddie,

Did you remember to apply your ointment? Remember, Mommy loves you!

Sincerly,

Mom.

Dear Freddie,

YOU'VE GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO! PLEASE TELL ME WHY I FOUND YOU AND SAM PUCKETT MAKING OUT ON MY COUCH!

Sincerly,

Spencer.

Dear Spencer,

I don't know what you're talking about.

Sincerly,

Freddie. Dear Freddork,

Do you think he bought it?

Sincerly,

Sam.

Dear Sam,

I don't know. But you still owe me for a blue-cheese dressing'd laptop. I'll take your kisses as payment.

Sincerly,

Freddie.

Dear Freddie,

Anytime, babe. Anytime.

Dear Sam,

I love you, Princess Puckett :)

Sincerly,

Freddie.

Dear Freddie,

Ur still a dork.

Sincerly,

Sam.

A/N: Well, that's it! REVIEW!