I slowly opened my eyes and bright light hit them. I closed them quickly. UGH! Why did I open my eyes? I opened them again and glanced at the clock. It read 6:32. I NEVER get up that early on a Saturday. Normally around 10 or 11 is when I do, but apparently not today!
I suppose I should tell you about me, shouldn't I?
My name is Sam. That's my name, don't wear it out. My full name is Samantha Joy Puckett. Don't EVER call me Samantha unless you want to die! I am 17 years old. And I'm in 11th grade at Ridgeway High School.
My best friends are Carly Shay and Fredward Benson. Fredward is generally called Freddie or any other name I can come up with unless there is a substitute teacher around you calls him Fredward and me Samantha.
We have been doing iCarly since we were 13 years old. That was a long time ago! Soon we'll be graduating and going off to college.
Carly has a boyfriend and his name is Griffin. The guy with the PeeWee Babies obsession, remember? Yeah he got over it and asked Carly out and they have been going out for a year now.
Only Fredwad and I are still single and now I am gonna make a list of the ten reasons why Sam Puckett hates Fredward Benson.
Let's start off with a title:
Ten Reasons Why I Hate Fredward Benson
That works. So I start off with number 10…
Number 10) I hate his hair. I mean I love the color brown and the color suits him but…it is starting to get darker and longer and I think he is never gonna cut it! He should! I wouldn't mind running my hands through it because it looks so so-I think it might fall off! I think that's an insult… That's right I hate is long, dark, cute-AGAIN I MEAN-stupid looking hair! His eyes are also brown but they are like or-so freaking dull!
Number 9) I hate his 'techie' talk! He always has to be right when he is talking about tech stuff! I was happy the day I got the acronym 'MPEG' correct! His face was hilarious! HA! He always has to be right and I hate him for it. I mean sometimes its really cute and I think he is trying to impress Carly and me-back up-I don't think his tech talk is cute! What so ever!
8) I hate how when he's counting down from 5 he always skips 1! No one knows why he does that! Is it just because he forgot? Or something else? The number '1' has feelings too you know! I mean not that I don't mind that when he points at us to start the show he always seems to be pointing at me even though Carly always starts first! Wait…I do mind!
Number 7) I hate his mother's obsession with health conscious foods and activities. I wish she could just leave him be for a little while. He always has to scream 'Moo-oom!' to get her to leave. I mean it is kinda adorabl-annoying that she always has to know where he is. She is just too over-protective. She just had to come with us to Japan and had to ruin our fun. She just had to! I really find it adorable-uh cute-Oh it is so annoying!
Number 6)I hate that I have only thought of 4 things so far. I mean there are more but I just have to think. I packed a lot in the other 4! I hate him. He just always has to be a goody-goody! When we were little, he was at least. I met him at Carly's 8th birthday party so almost ten years. Granted I have rubbed off on him. He is a bit more of a prankster when he wants to be.
Number 5) I hate how he fights back now when I tackle him. He used to just stand there and take it! But now, he doesn't and he's taller THAN me! He was so small and adorab-I am gonna stop talking.
Number 4) I hate how he never gave up the idea of Carly loving him. She only 'loved' him when he saved her life! And then it was only because of that! She realized that a year later when he brought it up! I always tell him 'Carly will never love you' but he doesn't listen. I think he gave up the stupid idea which is a good thing because I li-I can't stand him going off about it.
Number 3) I hate the fact that they DID date! I just want to go and actually hurt Carly!…not that I'm jealous or anything…I just like hurting people. But I would NEVER hurt Carly. Carly and Freddie are like bro and sis only! I can't see them as BF and GF! I just cant. The idea makes me want to puke up blood.
Number 2) I hate his lips. They are so, so pink. I am a girl but I hate the color pink! So therefore, I hate his lips. I mean, the are round and soft-I would know he was my first kiss! OH! And I hate the fact that he WAS my first kiss. We did just kiss to get it over with and we promised that we would never talk of it again but then Carly found out so that was out of the bag. Grrr…
Number 1) Oh hell…screw all the things I said! I love his hair, I just want to run my hands through it and make him moan! His eyes are like chocolate orbs and if I look into them too long I could very easily get lost! He's so gorgeous and I friggin love his 'techie' talk! I was so freakin' pissed when he saved Carly's life and I just wanted to walk in front of a car just to get my life saved by Freddie. For some reason I love it when he points at me and Carly goes first. I hate that Carly does go first though! I love how he fights back when I tackle him we actually play fight not fight fight. I love it when he screams 'Moo-oom!' to get his mom to leave. I love how I did rub off on him and now he's my partner in crime! I love that he is taller than me but he was so friggin adorable when he was smaller than me! I was so freaking annoyed when I saw Carly and Freddie kiss right in front of me! Apparently they made out for 31 minutes when Crazy was gone to the store. I wish I was the one that he made out with for 31 minutes. I LOVED my first freaking kiss because it was him! I have liked him since then! That was almost 3 friggin years ago! The only FREAKING GODDAMN reason I hate him so much is because I LOVE HIM! I hate him because he is the one guy I can't freaking have! I hate him for it damn it! I hate him for it! I get jealous over Carly and I just can't friggin help it! I CAN'T!
I should hide this list, shouldn't I?
A/N: This is my new iCarly story! Do you guys want me to coninue itI hope you all liked it! Review please!
PEACE LOVE SEDDIE!
KALENA :D