"Nobody said it was easy..." -Coldplay, The Scientist

Hi! I go by allyouneedislove1797 or Love on here (: I'm 15 years old and in my Junior year of High School. I go to a public high school. My family is constantly moving so there maybe periods where it seems like I've fallen off the face of the earth and that's usually because I'm in the process of moving. In this past year I've had a lot of personal issues that caused me not to update frequently. I apologize if anymore pop up. I'm not the best with grammar so I'm using a beta (Bubbles of Angst). However, I won't use a beta for everything I write (usually poems or oneshots but I may use a beta for some) so please excuse any grammar mistakes. Sometimes if I get a lot of feedback on something but I don't have a lot of inspiration, I'll discontinue it. Sorry! For flamers: I appreciate Constructive criticism (CC) but I DON'T appreciate people saying they hate a story and with out giving a reason. It's fine if you hate my story, but I would like an explanation so I can make them better (:

Please don't favorite a story of mine if you didn't review on it. Like any author, I love feedback. If you like it enough to favorite it, then please review!

Favorite Color

Either purple or turquoise.

Favorite food:

I don't really have one, honestly.

Favorite drink:

Probably Pepsi.

My favorite artists/bands:

Taylor Swift

Florence and the Machines

Paramore

Lady Antebellum

Pussy Cat Dolls

Britt Nicole

Hawk Nelson

Katy Perry

Boys like Girls

Kelly Clarkson

Christina Perri

Lady Gaga

Cobra Starship

STARKID!!! (Well it kinda counts...)

Hot Chelle Rae

Group 1 Crew

Avril Lavigne

Celtic Thunder

Favorite TV shows:

Glee

Pretty Little Liars

House of Anubis

One Tree Hill

Tower Prep

Degrassi (Don't break up Eclare!)

Giagantic

The Nine Lives of Chloe King

Favorite Books:

Harry Potter

The Hunger Games Series

The TTYL series

The Gallagher Girls

Percy Jackson and The Olympians (The movie was horribly wrong--don't even get me started)

Pairings:
House of Anubis:
Fabina
Mamber
Jara
Alftricia OR Peddie

Harry Potter:
Ginny-x-Harry
Hermione-x-Ron
Neville-x-Luna

Hunger Games:
Katniss-x-Peeta
Finnick-x-Annie

Percy Jackson and the Olympians:
Percabeth
Groviper
Tratie

Random Questioney things :D

1. Which foods do you take comfort from and why?

Carrots, because if I'm really pissed off I can bite them and they make a satisfying snap sound. Seriously xD

2. Which wild animal would you love to see close up?

I don't know about you but I prefer to keep wild animals a far distance away from me.

3. Do you still show respect when a funeral procession goes by?

I've never seen one go by...but I would if I did.

4. Can you walk away from the past and leave it in the past or do past events still come back to haunt your dreams or present life?

They come back and haunt me. But only because I've been through some pretty serious stuff. Even though I'm one of the least serious people you'll ever meet (:

5. How do you protect your home from being burgled or don’t you bother at all?

We have an alarm, security cameras and the 20 foot tall gate to my driveway that you need a password to open. I'm not kidding. My parents are security freaks xD

6. Have you got a favorite item of clothing?

My yoga pants, because I don't like wearing real pants (;

7. Are you beautiful?

People tell me I'm gorgeous and I used to do some modeling. But I honestly don't like my appearance. I'm too blonde and freckle-y.

8. What do you like about yourself?

EVERYTHING! Just kidding. I actually don't really like myself. But if I had to chose, it would be my sarcastic-ness.

9. What is the most precious item you own? It doesn’t have to be the most expensive. Though it can be.

Ummmmmm probably my crucifix necklace. I got it when I was baptized and it's really important to me. My faith is a huge part of who I am. I'm Catholic by the way.

10. If you could only keep one item that you own...what would it be?

Again my crucifix necklace. I belief that if you truly love Jesus and God, then He will save you. And wearing my necklace helps me keep that and mind and helps me stay true to my beliefs.

More questioney things!

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"I hate you!" I slammed the door to my room shut and slid to the floor, sobbing."

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Ibuprofen, because I get headaches easily.

3.Before you started this survey, what were you doing?

Being shouted at by an angry nun :D

4.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Mehhhhh...the news. I'm tracking Hurricane Irene, praying it won't hit my parents while I'm stuck on a school trip in the Keys. We study swamp life for a week...less fun than it sounds.

5.Without looking, guess what time it is

Like 9:40?

look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:59

7.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My roommates squealing over a picture of Darren Criss.

8.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Uhhhhh...I left my the restraunt we had dinner at.

9.Did you dream last night?

Yep.

you remember your dreams?

Nope.

11.When did you last laugh?

Like a half hour ago when one of my roommates did an impression of Sister Catherine :D

you remember why / at what?

Just explained that...

13.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Paint

14.Seen anything weird lately?

I saw a frog that eats it's babies. Weird...

15.What do you think of this quiz?

It's okay.

16.What is the last film you saw?

One Day, it was horribly depressing.

17.If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

Ireland. I love it there, I went there on vacation last year.

18.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I would fund Cancer research.

19.Tell me something about you that most people don't know.

I can lick my elbow (:

20.If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I'd take away war! ((:

you like to dance?

YES! Even when I'm not in the studio, I dance constantly.

22.Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes. I would love to live somewhere in Europe.

23.Does your name make any interesting anagrams?

Nope...sadly :(

24.Who made the last incoming call on your phone?

Madre (:

25.What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?

Super Bass by Nicki Minaj

26.Last time you swam in a pool?

Today...but hotel pools kind of suck :/

27.Type of music you like most?

Almost all kinds. I'm not really picky about my music (:

28.Type of music you dislike most?

Screamo. Only kind I don't like.

29.Are you listening to music right now?

Nope, I had to turn it off. That's why Sister Catherine was yelling at me.

30.What color is your bedroom carpet?

I've got hardwood floors.

31.If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?

Hmmm...I think I'd add a second walk in closet to my bedroom. I've got too much clothes ((:

32.What was the last thing you bought?

Deodorant...how exciting :D

33.Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?

Nooooo...they scare the crap out of me.

34.Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?

Neither! Again..scary!

you have a garden?

Yeah but our ground keeper takes care of it for us so I don't really count it.

you really know all the words to your national anthem?

Yeah but my mom sings it in Spanish, just to be defiant like that, so I know it in Spanish better than English.

37.What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?

How hungry I am :D

38.If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?

Damian McGinty!!! :D Goodness, he's cute!

39.Who sent the last text message you received?

(This is his contact name on my phone.) Connor is amazing and my best friend forever because he just grabbed my phone out of my pocket to change this and I didn't even notice :D

40.Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?

American eagle!!!

41.What time is bed time?

I don't really have a bed time, just whenever I fall asleep. I have Insomnia...

42.Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?

Nah.

many tattoos do you have?

None.

44.If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?

Yeah, but if I get one I'd wait until I'm eighteen, you know because I don't want to get in trouble for underage-ness.

45.What did you do for your last birthday?

A limo took me and some friends to Hershey park. It was awesome!

you carry a donor card?

Ummm...no???

47.Who was the last person you ate dinner with?

My schoolmates.

the glass half empty or half full?

Half full. Half empty sounds depressing.

49.What's the farthest-away place you've been?

Japan.

50.When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?

I actually never have!

Random things about me :)

I can speak both English and Spanish fluently. (My first language was English but my mom is a spanish teacher so she taught me it when I was young. But we're not Hispanic...at all)

I know American Sign Language because my cousin and one of my best friends are deaf.

I'm a vegetarian :) (That means no meat whatsoever! Not even fish or chicken. Nothing that comes from the flesh of an animal)

I'm religious, but I do swear I don't understand why some words are supposedly offensive to God. Whatever, I just don't get it. Also I don't shove what I believe down my friend's throats. (I'm Roman Catholic)

I cheerlead but I'm not self centered . Got it?

I love writing because it's my outlet. I'll write more when I'm sad or depressed than when I'm happy. So updates may not be frequent.

I'm extremely flexible-my body is like a rubber band :)

I'm a dancer--ballet, jazz and hip hop.

I don't HATE anyone (I may DISLIKE.)

I don't believe in war.

I have ADD and slight dyslexia as I recently found out. Demigod? I think so (;

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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*king them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. (goth-ish)
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.(depends on the book)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childishI'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopularI'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.
I am AGRESSIVE, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

Bible verses!!!!

“For I know the plans I have for you,” says the Lord. “They are plans for good and not for disaster, to give you a future and a hope.” --Jeremiah 29:11

The word of the Lord came to me, saying, "Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, before you were born I set you apart; I appointed you as a prophet to the nations. " "Ah, Sovereign Lord," I said, "I do not know how to speak; I am only a child." But the Lord said to me, "Do not say, 'I am only a child.' You must go to everyone I send you to and say whatever I command you. Do not be afraid of them, for I am with you and will rescue you," declares the Lord. Then the Lord reached out his hand and touched my mouth and said to me, "Now, I have put my words in your mouth." --Jeremiah 1:4-9

"The Lord has established his throne in heaven,
and his kingdom rules over all." --Psalm 103:19

"Trust in the Lord with all your heart
and lean not on your own understanding;

in all your ways acknowledge him,
and he will make your paths straight."-- Proverbs 3:5-6

"... say to those with fearful hearts,
"Be strong, do not fear;
your God will come,
he will come with vengeance;
with divine retribution
he will come to save you.""--Isaiah 35:4

"Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid." --John 14:27

"The Lord is my rock, my fortress and my deliverer; my God is my rock, in whom I take refuge. He is my shield and the hornof my salvation, my stronghold." --Psalms 18:2

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, THE SOUNDTRACK WOULD BE...
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your music library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, FrostWire, etc.).
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..

Opening Credits: Raise your Glass-P!nk (Not bad)

Waking Up: Shut up and Let Me Go- The Ting Tings (...Doesn't make sense)

First Day At School: Turn My Swag On- Soulija Boy Tell 'Em (eh...)

Making Your New Best Friend: Cosmic Love- Florence and the Machines (This really doesn't make sense at all...)

Falling In Love: Half of my Heart- John Mayer (Okay that's a little creepy...very accurate.)

Breaking Up: A Perfectly Good Heart-Taylor Swift (Making sense (: I think we're getting back on track)

Prom: Tik Tok- Ke$ha (Very good)

Graduation: One Step At A Time- Jordan Sparks (pretty good (:)

Life's Okay: Girls Just Want To Have Fun- Cyndi Lauper (This is getting creepy...)

Death of a Close Friend: I Want To Hold Your Hand-Glee Cast (Okay now it's very very creepy...)

Mental Breakdown: Are You Happy Now?-Michelle Branch (Still really accurate)

Driving: I'm Just A Kid- Simple Plan (I guess that kind of works...)

Flashback: If I Never See Your Face Again- Maroon 5 featuring Rihanna (Ummm that's really off...)

Getting Back Together: Fall For You-Secondhand Serenade (Oh now THAT'S creepy!!!)

Birth of Child: Never Grow Up-Taylor Swift (And the creepiness continues...)

Wedding scene: The Only Exception- Paramore (Awww!!)

Car Accident: Jesus Take the Wheel- Carrie Underwood (I SWEAR THAT CAME UP!!! NO INTERFERENCE!!!)

Final Battle Light Up The World- Glee Cast (Umm...okay?)

Death Scene: Just A Dream- Carrie Underwood (Aww...and still a little creepy)

Funeral song: The First Cut Is The Deepest- Sheryl Crow ( )': )

End Credits: Too Little Too Late- JoJo (Well that's a little depressing...)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (fun fun)
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON!!!!!!!!!"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

1.) Amber

2.) Mick

3.) Nina

4.) Jerome

5.) Mara

6.) Fabian

7.) Alfie

8.) Patricia

9.) Victor

10.) Trudy

1. 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens? (Jerome invites Nina and Patricia)

Jerome starts a food fight and gets food in Patricia's hair, so she attacks him. Nina tries to stop them but eventually gives up and leaves.

2. 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens? (Victor tries to get Mara to go to yoga class)

Victor tells Mara that if she doesn't go then she will have toilet duty for a month. Mara asks Victor why the heck he even wants to go to yoga class. Victor responds by saying it relaxes him and hes tired of going alone.

3. You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6? (Amber or Fabian)

Hmm, well Amber could give me a totally amazing make over if I went to her house. But Fabain is cute and adorable and so...Fabian-ish. But he is Nina's so I chose Amber.

4. 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in…their reaction? (Mick and Alfie, Trudy walks in.)

May I just say EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways, Trudy would probably yell at them for making out in the House and then tell their girlfriends what she saw.

5. 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens? (Nina falls in love with Fabian [I swear that wasn't on purpose, Patricia is jealous.)

Patricia yells at Fabian because she thought he was taking her to prom and then dumps water all over Nina (again).

6. 4 jumps you in a dark alley. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2, or 7 (Jerome jumps me, Trudy, Mick or Alfie save me)

I would pick Mick because Trudy is too nice to beat anyone up and Alfie is weak...

7. 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what happens? (Amber)

Amber has no idea how to cook ANYTHING and ends up starting a fire in the oven while trying to bake cookies..

8. 1 and 7 are making out and 9 walks in! What happens? (Amber and Alfie are making out, Victor walks in)

Victor yells at them to get off each other, gives them each toilet duty for a month, and then walks away muttering about filthy vermin.

9. 3 has to marry either 8, 4, or 9. Who do they choose? (Nina must marry Patricia, Jerome or Victor.

Nina picks Jerome because she doesn't like Patricia 'that way' and Victor is creepy. But they get divorced shortly after because Nina still loves Fabian and Jerome still loves Mara.

10. 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2 is release. What is it? (Alfie kidnaps Mick and demands something from Mara

Alfie demands that Mara breaks up with Mick and finally admits to Jerome that she is in love with him.

11. You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you choose? (Amber or Fabian)

Oh tough choice. Amber is nice and funny and would totally do my nails and stuff. Fabian is adorable and awkward but sweet AND he's taken...so Amber!

12. 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why? (Trudy challenges Jerome)

Trudy wants Jerome to actually do his dish chores for once, and he must if he loses.

13. Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens? (Nina)

Nina won't tell anyone where she hid the cup so they all won't talk to her until she breaks down crying and tells everyone during dinner. Mara, Mick and Trudy are then initiated into Sibuna because they overheard it. And Victor was in the bathroom when this all went down so he STILL has no idea where the cup is.

14. Everyone is invited to 10 and 2’s wedding except for 8. How do they react? (Trudy and Mick's wedding, Patricia isn't invited.)

Patricia doesn't care because it's just plain creepy to see Trudy and Mick together. All the others don't show up because they are grossed out.

15. Why is 6 afraid of 7? (Fabian is afraid of Alfie.)

Fabian is afraid of Alfie because Alfie keeps pranking Fabian everyday and Fabian is afraid something embarrassing will happen in front of Nina.

16. 10 gathers everyone around to tell a fairytale. How does it go? (Trudy)

Trudy tells them a story where everyone in the house gets along and Victor is a fairy that sprinkles sleeping dust on all of them at 10 o'clock.

17. 1 arrives late for 2 and 10’s wedding. What happens? Why are they late? (Amber arrives late for Mick and Trudy's wedding)

Amber arrives late because she's too nice not to show up while the rest of them ditched and she thinks that Mick and Trudy are kind of cute.

18. 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at you house? What happens? (Mara and Victor)

I let Mara sleep on my couch but kick out Victor and tell him to go find his pin.

19. 3, 6, and 4 get invited to 8’s birthday party. How does it go? What presents to they give 8? (Nina, Fabian and Jerome are invited to Patricia's)

Nina and Fabian flirt shyly the whole time which annoys Jerome so he decides to prank Patricia even though it's her birthday. His present to her is a cake in her face. Nina gives her a new CD by Patrica's favorite band and Fabian gives her an iTune's gift card.
20. Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

They are protesting about me being a part of Sibuna, because I forced them to initiate me.

21. 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them? (Victor murders Mick's best friend)

Mick teams up with Nina and they make a plan to kill Victor because he killed Fabian, but Nina is crying so hard that she's no help so Mick has to kill Victor himself.

22. 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save himself or 1? (Fabian and Amber)

Fabian saves Amber because he's nice like that and then Amber saves him too and they all live! Yay! Even though Fabian is already dead.

23. 2 is upset! Why? Who tries to comfort him/her, 9 or 10? What do they do? (Mick is upset, Victor or Trudy comforts him.)

Trudy comforts Mick because they're married but then Mick gets mad at her and divorces her.

24. 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to the rescue. What happens? (Mara is in a cave, Trudy comes to rescue.)

Trudy starts crying because she and Mick are divorced, but manages to get Mara out of the cave.

25. 3 starts a day camp. What happens? (Nina)

Nina tells the kids that life isn't worth it when the one you love dies. Then all the kids go home and tell their mothers, who then sue Nina for corrupting their kids.

26. 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens? (Jerome, Fabian and Alfie are doing the Hokey-Pokey and Patricia walks in.)

Patricia starts freaking out because Fabian is a ghost and doing the Hokey-Pokey so she gets Nina. Nina starts hokey-pokeying with Fabian and Patricia is left in the room with a bunch of dancing idiots.

27. 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2’s reaction? (Amber writes a story about Victor and Trudy, how does Mick react)

Mick is jealous because even though he divorced Trudy he still has some feelings for her. He makes Amber stop writing the book.

28. 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good? (Alfie)

No because Alfie is a terrible cook and accidentally put in pepper instead of cinnamon.

29. 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason, they forget to bring any food. What do they do? (Patricia and Nina)

Patricia starts yelling at Nina who is too busy trying to summon Fabian's ghost to care.

30. While they are camping, they run into James (from Twilight). What do they do?

Patricia tell him that no REAL vampire sparkles, and calls him a fairy. James tries to kill her but Patricia just grabs Nina, jumps into the car and drives away.