17 years old.

I Love the colour purple. Like seriously, I'm obssessed with it.

I feel like I have to wear odd socks.

I'm quite crazy...no lie.

My friends ARE my second family.

'If you hear my cry running through the street, I'm about to crack, come and rescue me!

If Jack Bauer and Jason Bourne had a fight, Chuck Norris would win!

If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

'...an alcoholic, and in 1965 he died - the victim of an accidental...'

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

the air...

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Friends

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

8:59

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:08

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

my brother shouting at the game he's playing.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

getting out of a chicken shop to get home.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

rynni is happy's's profile

9. What are you wearing?

a jumper and pyjama trousers

10. Did you dream last night?

probably. it wasn't weird so i don't remember it.

11. When did you last laugh?

about half an hour ago

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

a sexy dark blue, loads of awesome posters and a dart board.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

people's faces that aren't mine...:)

14. What do you think of this quiz?

eh.

15. What is the last film you saw?

The A Team

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Another Pair of Vans :D

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I haven't told a family member I sincerely love them when they tell me that they love me, in a very long time.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

A lot of things.

19. Do you like to dance?

YEAH!

20. George Bush:

is hilarious. _

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

I'd say Serenity but my brother wants that name, so maybe Felicia or Hope...

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

JEREMIAH

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?

You tried.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

(Because if there was no insanity, there would be no authors, and we'd have to find some other site to visit.)

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him
a sandwich.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't
help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs...

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut
saves you thirty cents?