Stories:

(In progress)

The First Sign-NCIS-Tony goes missing

Life Goes On- Gilmore Girls-Jess and Rory meet again at Luke and Lorelai's wedding, Jess/oc, Rory/?

(Future projects)

Welcome to Baltimore-NCIS-Gibbs and Tony meet for the first time

untitled-Gilmore Girls-sequel to Life Goes On

Memories- law and order uk/doctor who

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line :)

This is a Poem dedicated to all that was lost

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge .

Mommy, I was a good , I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big , I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

Meaning of color and your birthday!!

Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday

God saw you getting tired
and a cure was not to be
So He put his arms around you
and whispered: Come to Me
With tearful eyes we watched you
and saw you pass away
Although we loved you dearly
we could not make you stay
A golden heart stopped beating
hard, working hands at rest
God broke our hearts proving
He only takes the best.

If you have lost someone close to you and this reminds you of them put this on your profile.

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If you are in love with Teddy Lupin, paste this in your profile.

If you are in love with Sirius Black, paste this in your profile.

If you are in love with Remus Lupin, paste this in your profile

If you are in love with James Potter, paste this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or show so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore.Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile.

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, Cannotstopwriting, jasmineflower27, ArianaRae, Susly

If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this,then add your name and how long it took you to read the book, (Cannotstopwriting - 1 day),(jasmineflower27 - 3 days),(ArianaRae - 2 days), (Susly - 1 day)

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself or someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you cried when Dobby died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.

If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account.

If you cried reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of the obsessed Harry Potter fans who spent all of July 20th camped out in a store waiting for your book, and upon recieving your book you immediatly decided to forego sleep and read the entire book in one sitting copy and paste this into your profile.

Most accurate statement in the world about men: All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil? If you agree with that copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Education is important. school however, is another matter.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment,copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm sarcastic, always, and I love it.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten high on sugar, copy and paste on your profile.

If you are a brainiac at your school, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.

Homophobia is wrong. C+P if you agree.

If you believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411, Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, mewmewice, RulerofFire, Grogie13, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, WrathofhteElite, 'looks at name tag', Angelpris, ArianaRae, Susly

If you're against abortion, except in extreme circumstances (e.g. rape, serious foetal illness) copy and paste.

If you’re against child abuse (in any form) copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are against animal testing/abuse/fur/ect, copy and paste.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're not stupid enough to believe music causes suicide, copy and paste.

If you're in denial over Tonks and Lupins death's copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have no idea why someone started these copy and paste quotes...copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If your random copy and paste this into your profile

If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile

R.I.P.- James and Lily Potter, Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Hedwig, Alastor Moody, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Ted Tonks, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotten.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~ Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

What to Do During an Exam

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)

15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that)

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Act spazzy

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny to your profile, so he can gain world domination!

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe i'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Please pass it on.

THINGS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS

1. bring a Magic 8 ball to Divination

2. feed first years to Fluffy

3. bring the Giant Squid to the Yule Ball

4. sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to Dumbledore's office

5. draw the Dark Mark on sleeping classmates

6. imitate Steve Irwin in Care of Magical Creatures

7. grow weed as "extra credit for Herbology"

8. ask Seamus if he is after me lucky charms

9.refer to either the Weasley or Patil twins as bookends

10.replace library books with books from Silver Ravenwolf

11. say that I must weigh as much as a duck, seeing as I'm a witch

12. ask where such a fat duck could be found

13. give Remus a flea collar

14. ask the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is

15. ask when we will be making Love Potion #9

16. give the Slytherins parmesean cheese, then when asked why say "It's their official cheese"

17. sweep the Common Room with Harry's Firebolt

18. call Flitwick "Yoda"

19. distribute wand safety pamphlets citing Berlinda the Buttless

20. use crucifixes to ward off Slytherins

21. sit on Dumbledore's lap in the middle of June and demand presents from "dear old Santa"

22. slip Head and Shoulders into Prof. Snape's inbox

23. call Dumbledore "Gandalf"

24. threaten Rita Skeeter with Raid

25. put ink on my owl's feet, have it walk across my parchment, and then sell the product as a cheat sheet for Ancient Runes

26. tell first-years that the houses are the Morons, the Borons, the Smart-asses and the Junior Death Eaters

27. insult Snape and then accuse him of tipping Veritaserum into my pumpkin juice

28. convince Draco that his patronus must be a ferret

29. cite The Hobbit as a prequel to Hogwarts, A History

30. teach Peeves to paintball

31. ask Harry Potter "Who died and made you queen?"

32. tell Moody that since there are only three unforgivable curses, all others are pretty much forgivable

33. act surprised when Moody takes the above as an invitation to curse my ears off

34. give McGonnagall catnip for her birthday

35. refer to Quidditch as Calvinball, citing the score as Q to Twelvish

36. tell Umbridge she's a bad mamma jamma

37. shout "Abracadabra", then fling my wand down and scream "It's not working!"

38. trade first years to other houses because they irritate me

39. use the word "yaoi" as a spell to prevent attraction to the opposite sex

40. claim that the above is anything other than disgusting and wrong

41. point out that actually, Prof. Lupin does get that time of the month

42. offer to set Umbridge up with Trevor the Toad

43.take Polyjuice Potion, go up to the person I am impersonating, punch them, and kiss their girlfriend

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, paste it in your profile:D

Quotes

Remember there's a light at the end of every tunnel, just make sure its not a train.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

I'm the girl who will burst out laughing in a dead silent room because of something that happened yesterday!

"If life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it!"

I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.

Love? I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

SilentSonata - "Who gives a shit about Edward Cullen and Bella when you can watch James head get ripped off. XD"

Copy and Paste:

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!

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