31. Then dress him up as a princess and go trick or treating

At some random person's house:

"Now just come along this way to the front door," James said leading Voldemort to the door.

"And we will ring the door bell," Sirius said.

"And just let us do all of the talking." Remus said.

"Okay. But why did I have to dress in a pink puffy dress with these high heels and a high pitched voiced? Aren't we just going to talk to a person with information on Harry Potter?" Voldemort squeaked wobbling in his shoes as they walked to the door.

"It's just protocol. This guy is very specific in blending in with the public," James said.

"Now just be quiet!" Sirius said and Remus pressed in the doorbell.

Ding Dong

A 7 foot tall man with tattoos and spiky jewelry answered the door.

"What do you punks want?" He yelled.

"Trick or treat!" The Marauders chorused while Voldemort gulped noticeably.

"Oh of course. You are such a pretty princess!" The man said and grabbed the bowl of candy.

"What on earth do you mean? I am not a pretty princess," Voldemort sneered.

"Yes you are. You have a pretty pink dress with a bow and glass slippers," the man gushed.

"I am the Lord of all evil!" Voldemort cried out.

"No you're just a sweet little girl dressed as a princess for Halloween," the man argued.

"Gah! Just tell me the information and I might spare your life!" Voldemort squealed.

"Uh...the candy is really bad for you and your teeth so you shouldn't eat too much candy?"

"Give me the information on Harry Potter or die!"

"Dude! I don't know who Harry Potter is," the man said, "Now either you leave my property now with your candy or I will release Daisy!"

"Daisy? You think I'm afraid of something named Daisy, you pig headed fool," Voldemort sneered.

"That's it! Get them Daisy!" The man yelled and let go of his pitbull's collar.

"AHH!" Voldemort screamed/squealed, "No bad dogie! Down dogie!" Then after losing his shoes and half of his dress to the dog he finally managed to escape only to be attacked by children throwing bad candy at him. "NO!"

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