Hi everybody! My name is Substandard Producer (as you can undoubtedly see from the big ol' name up there). I like writing and drawing! Obviously! Uhhh... yeah.

I can also be found on deviantART under the name substandardproducer. I'm in the process of transferring my stories oer to ffn from dA, but I won't take them down from dA. Yeah!

I have nothing else to say at the moment, but expect my profile to get better once I think of things to say.

Shine on!

~My Personal Creed (one of many, actually):~

If it's not fun, altruistic, or lucrative, why do it?

~QUOTAGE!~

Lawyer guy: This is a third-rate show on a fourth-rate network.

Dan Rydell: Yeah, but that's all gonna change when I grow a goatee.

Casey McCall: He's just crazy enough to do it, too.

~Sports Night

Watson: Get that out of my face.

Holmes: It's not in your face, it's in my hand.

Watson: Get what's in your hand out of my face.

Sherlock Holmes (2009 movie)

Shego: NO TOUCHIE MY MONKEY!

~Kim Possible

Toby Ziegler: There is literally nobody in the world I don't hate right now.

~The West Wing

Homer: Son, I know how you feel. When I was a kid, I really wanted a baseball glove, but my dad wouldn't get me one. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor said I might have brain damage.

Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?

Homer: I like stories.

~The Simpsons

Turk: I GOT HIS HEART! I GOT HIS HEART! I! GOT! HIS! HEAAAARRRRTTT!!!

~Scrubs

Harry: When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to start right now.

~When Harry Met Sally