Hello! And welcome to my small part of the world! Danielle's my name but only my dad calls me that, he doesn't know any better. Danie suits me just fine. I'm 26 physically, but mentally, it changes quite often. I'm a Christian, and totally on fire to show the world how awesome Jesus is. I am a major Naruto Shippuden and Bleach fan! I've just recently tried my hand at writing fanfics, and I've had some good reviews so far.

Music: My favorites are Linkin Park, Disturbed, Skillet, 3 Days Grace, Randy Travis, Carrie Underwood. I like to listen to everything really, I'm not picky.

My Personal Quote: When life sux, smile!

Other Quotes that I find interesting:

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

I don't obsess, I think intensely.

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown

"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same." - Unknown

A good friend would bail you out of jail, Your Best friend would be in jail with you saying dude that was AWSOME!

A good friend will pick you up when you fall... Your Best friend will fall on his/her butt laughing at you

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

"Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent." Eleanor Roosevelt

Things I like: Naruto, Dragonball Z, Bleach, Harry Potter, Tinkerbell and other fairies, listening to and downloading music, reading, animals, my husband (sometimes), playing Guitar Hero, sleeping, hangin with my friends and family, going to church (Jesus is my hero!), mushrooms, olives, and collards (the only veggies I will touch!)

Things I don't like: Veggies! (I'm telling you, they're out to take over the world! AGGGHHH!) haters, arrogance, drunk drivers, ignorance.

Got this from my friend PuppleXxNinjaXxTaco:

And just in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some label instructions on consumer goods:

-On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair)

-On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

-On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how…?)

-On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's "just" a suggestion)

-On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

-On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)

-On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

-On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

-On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And ... I'm taking this because…??)

-On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

-On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

-On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about news flash…!)

-On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh ... fly Delta?)

-On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

-On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

Pick the ones that fit you (I'm in bold)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm OVERWEIGHT so I must have no self-control.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS (STOP THE MADNESS THAT IS STERIOTYPING!)

You're a 90's kid if:

bold: original

(my input)

You can finish this 'ice ice _' (baby, dun,nuh,nuh,dun,nuh,nuh,nah)
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! (ah, Felix)
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" (still do)
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."(singing it in my head)
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. (yep, because there was only one TV in the house and it belonged to the adults)
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. (OMG yes!)
You remember reading "Goosebumps" (still have some, re-read them too)
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. (yep)
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time. (YESSSS!)
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show. (Where in the World is Carmen San Diego, I guess she died *(
Captain Planet. He's a Hero. (yes he is)
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. (totally, I wanted to be the pink ranger)
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. (Sega, still a great system, still have mine)
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. (still watch those reruns)
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS. (What's the story Wishbone? Woof! Oh Wishbone, I miss you!)
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. (walkin the dog)
You remember those Where's Waldo books. (most awesome books)
You remember eating Warheads. (OMG! I use to rinse them in water just to eat em!)
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies. (3 Ninjas! Hell yeah!)
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" (still use that sometimes, and raise the roof)
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos. (YES!)
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. (they're actually coming back, my little sister made one)
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. (I had a kitty and Ariel the little Mermaid, she was soooo demanding)

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. (and it was dial up)


All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (YES! I have a big binder with a fairy on it that I put my bills in)
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

Carebears


Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.




You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"


You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .




When we recorded stuff on VCRs. (Power Rangers, Sailor Moon and Dragonball Z, have the whole collection on recorded VHS


Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Oh wow, I really miss those days! Things have moved forward so fast. I wish all kids could grow up like I did!