![]() Author has written 13 stories for Bleach, and Prince of Tennis. Name: Animewarrior519 Nickname: Soul Sista (long story) Japanese name: Shido Gender: Female Eye color: Dark brown and very attractive Age: 16 and halfway to 32 (but I don't mind getting old, the older, the wiser) My Fav. Band: My Chemical Romance (They rock!!) Home: Florida, USA Fav. Book: The Holy Bible by Jesus Christ (one of my favorite authors) Anime loved: 1. Naruto 2. Bleach 3. Yugioh 4. Saiyuki 5. Inuyasha 6. Death Note 7. DNangel 8. Prince of Tennis 9. Ghost hunt 10. Shugo Chara Anime couples: 1.Naruto- Naruhina, Sasusaku, GaaraOC 2. Bleach- ichiruki, hitsukarin, ulquihime 3. Yugioh- seto x serenity 4. Saiyuki- goku x lirin 5. Inuyasha- sesshorin (father-daughter love) 6. Death note- LxOC 7. DNangel- SatoRisa 8. Prince of tennis- ryosaku 9. Ghost hunt- Naru x Mai 10. Shugo Chara- Amuto, Kutau FUNNY CRAP I FOUND ON THE INTERNET: Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Time is a great teacher; to bad it kills all its pupils. The average would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. What are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse”. Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Hard work never killed anyone but why take a chance. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling. You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson here is “never try”. If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends? Never go to a doctor’s office where the plants have died. Everybody is entitled to their own opinion, it’s just that yours is stupid. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory. I suffer from C.R.S.- Can't Remeber Shit! COMMENT'S I'D LIKE TO SAY TO MY FRIENDS: "He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." "Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today" "Don't let your mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on it's own" "He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words" "She loves 'NATURE' - In spite of what it did to her." "See, that's what's meant by dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome." "Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!" This poem is really sad so be prepared... My name is Chris. I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong I can't speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe i'll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He's already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Chris I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me. IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILDABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!! If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS AND BOLD THE STEREOTYOES THAT WOULD REFER TO YOU. You're a 90's kid if:
. . . Furbies You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. Dude, I so miss the 90's right now. Reading all of this stuff for me was like walking down memory lane. So many memories of my childhood just came running back... A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? IF YOU BELIEVE IN GOD AND JESUS CHRIST IS HIS SON THEN COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! September 11, 2001 I walked to the lunchroom I sat in my seat I waited and waited For the meal I would eat It was not lunchtime That much I could see I looked for the teachers, They were around the TV I walked up to my teachers And try to glimpse at the screen All I see is an airplane Just the flying machine And then I see a crash And then I see fire I thought it was just a movie I didn’t know it was so dire September 11, 2003 Now I know Now I see That we were attacked By our enemy But All I see are planes Just the flying machines Every year on this day On every TV screen And then I start to ponder And then I start to think How so many good people died In nothing more than an eye blink If you feel bad for those who died in 9/11 and wish they didn't, post this on your profile. Directions: 1) Put your music player on shuffle 2)For each question, press the next button to get your answer 3)YOU MUST RIGHT THE SAME SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS 4)Post this in your story/profile and answer the questions with the songs IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? Better in time, Leona Lewis (uhhhh?) WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? A moment like this, Kelly clarkson (oooookay?) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Shackles (Praise You), Mary Mary (so what? my purpose is to be in jail?) WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Starts with goodbye, Carrie Underwood (talk about depressing) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Ever Ever After, Carrie Underwood (I love happily ever afters!!) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? I Decide, Jordan Mccoy (My friends decide everything for me?! So not true!) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? One in a million, Hannah Montana (I like unique things, I guess) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? What you got, Colby O'Donis ft. Akon (well, my best friend is pretty rich...) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Concrete Angel, Martina McBride (what?) WHAT IS YOUR LIFESTORY? Where'd you go, Fort Minor (yeah, everyone I know dissapears!) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Walk away, Kelly Clarkson (this pretty much just says I'm going to walk in the future) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Poker Face, Lady Gaga (that's actually a little true...) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? So Small, Carrie Underwood (I'm 5.8, how can I be small?) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Thank You, Kirk Franklin ft Mary Mary (okay, I could do this) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Rock what you got, Superchick (what can you rock when you're dead?) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Just a Dream, Carrie Underwood (I do day-dream often) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Disturbia, Rihanna (Wow, Wow, Wow, SO NOT TRUE!...atleast as far as you know...) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Lovebug, Jonas Brothers (this is true considering all my friends are pairing up with each other) WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Girl Fight (remix), Brooke Valentine (heh heh) HOW WILL YOU DIE? It end tonight, The All-American Rejects (4-24-10 the date of my death, you better come to my funeral! We're playing Rock what you got by Superchick!) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET? It sucks to be me, Avenue Q (well, that wasn't really my fault..) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Keep holding on, Avril Lavigne (wow, I must be really twisted) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Your Guardian Angel, The red jumpsuit apparatus (how ironic! The song sometimes makes me cry though) WILL YOU GET MARRIED? Hero/Heroine, Boys like girls (is that a yes or a no?) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? So Sick, NeYo (I'm not afraid of getting sick unless I'm sick on a school day. I hate having to get extra work the next day becuase I got sick) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Me Against the World, Superchick (well, I guess that answers that) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Rush, Aly & A.J. (what. the. heck.) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Mountains, Lonestar (do mountains even feel pain?) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Revolution, Kirk Franklin (is this quiz that powerful?) This was really fun!! DO NOT READ THIS NEXT LITTLE PART OR YOU WILL REGRET IT DIRELY!! (Trust me, I was forced to put it here!) This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. ... I tried to warn you .. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever |