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Tumblr: winuelsamchester, my writing blog, art blog.

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AO3: technicolorCarbon

Description

NAME: finley lincoln (fin for short with as many ns as you damn well please who actually knows how the nickname is spelled not me thats for sure)

EYES: brown

HAIR: black/brown and im growing it out to loc it altho theoretically by then it will be half cotton candy pink half cotton candy blue

GENDER: genderflux

HEIGHT: idk dude im kinda short which is some bullshit but w/e its like 5'4" or 5'5"

WEIGHT: low and hopefully increasing idk im trying

BLOOD TYPE: yo i actually know this for once im b positive which is hilarious because im the last person youd take for anything positive

FRAME: lmao what

SKIN: dark and full of scars and piercings and tattoos and makeup

LIKES/DISLIKES: music art writing reading metaphors aj working myself into the ground acid you know what just drugs in general languages psychology and giving my friends subtle psych evals and then quietly encouraging them in the direction of getting better without ever actually telling them things theyre not ready to hear yet and concept design

PETS: a badass leopard gecko named Duke Jaegerbombastic von Bloody Corners the Second and the dumbest looking alien-eyed runty cat ever created named Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

FRIENDS: cecil! and ronnie

STATUS: goodbye friends im wendigone

QUOTE:
GC: 1F W3 3V3R M33T
GC: 1M GO1NG TO CUT YOUR THRO4T
GC: 4ND L1ST3N TO YOU BL33D WH1L3 1 SM3LL YOU D13

CLOTHING: ecelctic goth emo raver hippie boho hipster with a side of my work uniform and nonstop pajamas

FAVORITE FOOD: i dont really have one anymore idk i really love samosas tho? drinks are more my thing i could imbibe liquids for days

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: i got the sweetest lil thing all to my sinful self we put rings on it and everything this shit is official and almost legal too

SEXUALITY: ace ace ace ace ace ace ace ace

TRAINING: ????

POWERS: knight of time go fuck yourself

LOCATION: not on the first date buddy what do you think this is i am a southern belle and you will court me as such i mean god damn

UNIQUE TALENTS: i can play an assload of instruments (10) speak a shitload of languages (7) with varying degrees of proficiency and play basically any character you ever throw at me fantastically IC (idk man its a gift feel free to try me)

FANDOMS

HARRY POTTER

KUROSHITSUJI

HOMESTUCK

SUPERNATURAL

WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE

PACIFIC RIM

STAR WARS

SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD

THE BOONDOCKS

BONDVERSE (i fux heavy w/ the old ones but mostly the craig reboot tbh im about those pretty boys)

Pop Quiz!!

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

ME: yo are you gonna shower later
ROOMMATE: yeah go ahead

Where are you?

on the futon that is the couch but actually my bed

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

badly painted moulding along the ceiling and wall

What's the last thing you ate?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What's your personality like?

idk if ive got one of those yet but ill let you know as soon as it comes in

Who do you have a crush on?

my fiance idk

What was the last thing you thought?

"idk what else they want from me im engaged who would i even have a crush on"

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

literally nothing anymore except the shambles of the american government i bet if you looked back at my past answers to this question through the years you could track his social rise and fall (i pretend to know nothing abt politics)

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

get my babys and my passports and visas cleared up and then marry them

What are you eating/drinking right now?

bud light apple mixed with strawberry crush its actually hello good man

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

this really awful homestuck au where we fuck with daves head in every way possible (that we havent already)

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

...you know theres probably a more recent version of this quiz floating around that no longer has such outdated phrases as "george bush" and "a globe" and implies that a million dollars would actually do anything in todays economy other than maybe get you out of student debt and your roommate partway there but i couldnt be arsed to go looking for it

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

"marriage" - othello (harcourt shakespeare edition)

What can you hear right now?

my roommate playing ratchet and clank which ftr has a fucking badass soundtrack

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

nooooo thats haaaaaaarrrrrrd

Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

the TV is already on you fuckwad what do you think my roomie is playing PS2 on a fucking boxed cake god what an imbecile

What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

iiiiiiii was talking to my fiance because i had a nightmare

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

pepper the cat staring at me like im fucking braindead

If you could be anybody from Kuroshitsuji, who would you be?

ciel i just want to be a pretty shota who crossdresses this answer literally never changes

MUSIC MOVIE:

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. DON'T LIE GEEZ.

Opening Credits:

I Constantly Thank God for Esteban - Panic! at the Disco

Birth:

Talk! - the 1975

First Day at School:

Raise Your Hands - Bon Jovi

Falling in Love:

Cinema (Skrillex remix) - [feat. Gary Go, Benny Benassi]

Fight Song:

Like a Boss - The Lonely Island (HOLY SHIT)

Breaking Up:

Million Dollar Man - Lana Del Rey

Prom:

Small Bump - Ed Sheeran (whO THE FUCK is pregnant because it sure af ain't me)

Life:

Your Love is my Drug - Ke$ha

Mental Breakdown:

When Can I See You Again - Owl City

Driving:

My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark - Fall Out Boy

Flashback:

20 Dollar Nose Bleed - Fall Out Boy

Wedding:

Patience - Guns N' Roses

Birth Of Child:

Rocker - AC/DC

INTERMISSION:

No Love - Eminem ft. Lil Wayne

Final Battle:

Anything Goes - Guns N' Roses

Death Scene:

I Thank You - Bon Jovi

Funeral:

We Are the Champions - Queen

End Credits:

The End. - My Chemical Romance