I AM:

A little bit unconventional, a little bit rock 'n' roll.

Striving to find a purpose;

Baking, recreationally and experimentally;

Digging: puns, Winston Churchill, taco sauce, black licorice, Doctor Who, MLIA, Lillers, Craig Ferguson, sexy cars, amiably-evil characters, pie, Clint Eastwood, post-its, Top Gear, and graphic novels;

A: Daughter, sister, niece, cousin, bestie, auntie, Whovian.

Things That:

Get me down: cold tea, allergies, adverbs, reality, tv shows about pregnant teens, WIPs, and Jay Leno;

Make me laugh: TodTod, youtube, Jim Butcher, my sister, and TFLT.

Inspire me: Oscar Wilde, music, family, tea, and dancing.

I DO NOT: Have a plan, eat sprouts, or find Brad Pitt devastatingly attractive (or any otherwise attractive).

I DO: Dance while I'm cleaning, sing in the shower, worship Joss Whedon, and eat copious amounts of Ramen.

I find my best idea come to me while I'm doing the dishes or taking a shower - both very inconvenient times if you ask me.

I can be a bit crazy - not get-naked-and-chase-ducks-in-the-park crazy, more, ya know, stare-off-into-space-for-hours, carry-on-conversations-with-my-microwave, and dance-to-invisible-music crazy.

I have an unexplained fear of marriage and toasters (one has nothing to do with the other).

My sleeping pattern involves very little sleep, no pattern, so I work best in insomnia-fueled, tea-fed bursts of frenzy.

I'm a card-carrying member of the English Language Mangle-ation Society

"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes." Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, where the sea's asleep and the rivers dream, people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice and somewhere else the tea is getting cold. Come on, Ace, we've got work to do." The (Seventh) Doctor from the episode "Survival" circa Classic Who

Rules To Live By:

1. If you're thinking about eating a gas station burrito, don't. Just don't. But, in case you must (like, in the event of a zombie apocalypse cutting food supplies short - trust me when I say there is no other situation dire enough), don't look at its insides.
2. Keep calm and always carry a towel.
3. Murphy's Law tells us that anything that can go wrong will go wrong, and anything that does go wrong will get progressively worse, and if you survive the first two laws it's time to panic.

Currently I Am:
- Abandoning the World Without Weasley's Challenge until further notice.
- Expounding on my new fascination: Doctor Who.
- Sometimes without internet connection, so my presence will be spotty at best.
- Sadly, abandoning my Scoobies Do Princeton New Jersey fic. I got busy and then I got bored with it. Sorry. Hopefully something shall come to me soon.
- Drabbling left and right.