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 Author has written 14 stories for Batman, Fallout, Walking Dead, and Boardwalk Empire. I'm over on tumblr most days if anyone wants to go over there and be lazy with me. Find me here [X]. I generally follow back if you want to go that route. IF YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE YOU LOVE MY GRAVEYARD DIRT & SALT SERIES, PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT BY THE END OF THE YEAR I WILL BE REMOVING THE ENTIRE SERIES FROM THIS SITE. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE FOLLOW ME ON TUMBLR AND I WILL POST WHERE AND WHEN TO GET YOUR HANDS ON THE LIEUTENANT'S STANDALONE NOVEL. Buy me a coffee, if you like my stuff. |
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The Docks by Tonks32 reviews
Sleep wouldn't come for Cassandra so she took to find solace where she could. Finding the Commander in her spot was a surprise, but not an unwelcoming one. Night after night, they meet to talk and spend time in each other's company. With each night, their friendship begins to slide into something more.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,951 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 9/13/2016 - [Cullen, Cassandra P.]
The Riddle of the Cat by jacksparrowlovesme reviews
Edward Nygma can puzzle out anything... Except Gotham City's most notable Feline. Contains Smut.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 28,283 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 12/29/2011 - [Edward N./The Riddler, Selina K./Catwoman]
Friendly Nudges by anxiousgeek reviews
Cullen and Cassandra are stubborn and in love. Dorian and Varric sort of help. Inspired by the Tresspasser epilogue slides of Cassandra in that dress by Matt Rhodes and this video from the Game of The Year Awards of Cassandra and Varric. And a conversation I had with someone in the facebook Dragon Age group. Support me on Patreon.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2016 - [Cullen, Cassandra P.] Dorian, Varric T. - Complete
Right In Front Of Me by Hazel Eyes 10 reviews
Mary and Tom find love where it isn't supposed to be. Spoilers for Season 6.
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,549 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/12/2016 - [Mary C., T. Branson] - Complete
Atychiphobia by DittyWrites reviews
When circumstance and affection force two of Gothams' most prolific villains to live together, trouble is soon at hand. Surviving in Gotham is hard enough as it is but will Edward Nygma and Jonathan Crane be able to survive each other? Maybe. {Reviews are always appreciated} (Part 1 is now complete. Part 2 will be posted soon and its title will be Monophobia).
Batman - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,570 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 5/27/2015 - [Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow] Harley Quinn, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Ferris Wheel Blues by happyblueink reviews
No ZA. AU-Fic. Daryl is a mechanic for a traveling carnival. One night when Daryl is called to fix the engine of the ferris wheel, he stumbles upon a small child. Who's the kid? And where's the parent?
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,086 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Daryl D., Carol
Pandemonium by Emerald Kitten reviews
The room around Scud pulsated with energy as hundreds of people swayed under the hypnotic trance of club music blasting from the sound system. Friday night at the club called Pandemonium promised nothing less than chaos. As the night progresses Scud finds more than he was looking for. Blade/Walking Dead Crossover starring Scud and Carol.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,280 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Carol
The Road to Hell by Merle's Right Hand reviews
It was fate and she should have seen this coming from a mile away.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Carol, Lizzie - Complete
The Man in My Mirror by Violeta27 reviews
Cassidy Sheridan just got fired. Great. Enter booze and drunken dancing. And now a familiar face from her past is hiding in her mirror? Excellent. Loki/OC POST AVENGERS/PRE T:DW and CATWS - Rated M for language and naughty scenes
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,872 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Loki
Crack of the bat by serpetinefire reviews
Hi all. This is something a bit different for me. It's a prompt fill Carick with shades of Caryl. there is angst and Character death (Daryl's). there is also implied smut between Carol and Rick. rated M just to be safe. if you don't like Carol, Carick or Caryl this is not for you. Rick offers comfort to a shattered Carol after Daryl's death.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2014
You'd Be Surprised by CoquetteDoll reviews
A.R has a reason for wanting her there. A.R x Margaret. I'm obsessed with this ship and I had to write something! Un-betaed. Please R&R!
Boardwalk Empire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Arnold R., Margaret S.]
Mora by Merle's Right Hand reviews
Because that's what it had been, all this time after losing the Greene farm, a slowly built seduction all on her part.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,469 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Daryl D., Carol
Love In An Elevator by zenofbeingmommy reviews
Sometimes the past can take you back, sometimes it can push you forward. A mult-chap. Rated M for language and sex
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,139 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Daryl D., Carol - Complete
The Ghosts That We Knew by happyblueink reviews
Carol seems rather distant to Daryl, declining his offer of taking a shift of guard duty watch together. What could be bothering her? And what was in the bag? Prompt-based fic. Credit: U.S.S. Caryl One-shot
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Daryl D., Carol - Complete
Hands For More Than Holding by zenofbeingmommy reviews
Caryl. This story takes place between the final encounter between Merle and Daryl in S3/E15 and the lingering handhold in S3/E16. Rating M for language. (The Walking Dead and identifiable characters, places, and events are not mine - no infringement is intended or implied)
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Carol, Daryl D. - Complete
Saeva by Merle's Right Hand reviews
Sophia's story after she gets lost in the woods. Spoilers for season 2.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Sophia - Complete
Between Lost and Found by ldyjaydin reviews
What happened to Carol between when she was lost and when Daryl found her? What was going through Daryl's head during that time?
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Carol, Daryl D. - Complete
A Heavy Cross by SepticLovebite reviews
She would make him tell her to get lost if that's what he wanted. He didn't want her to opt out. He didn't trust anyone else to make sure she didn't.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,994 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Carol, Daryl D. - Complete
Bedside Confessions by NURSE J0Y reviews
Takes place after the events of Infinite Crisis. Having been struck in the head, Edward's laid up in the hospital in a lina had planned on stopping by to kick the poor man while he was down, but finds herself at a loss. SelinaXEddie
Batman - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2011 - [Selina K./Catwoman, Edward N./The Riddler] - Complete
A Good Mystery by Violeta27 reviews
Atop the Gotham Museum, Edward Nigma waits for his feline friend to appear. However, he was expecting her to be wearing a little more clothing. Riddler/Cats ONESHOT. Rated M for, well. Smuttery smut smut.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Edward N./The Riddler, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Rubble by canisedocanis reviews
During the devastation of his battle with the Avengers, Loki finds something odd amongst the rubble.L/J
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Jane F., Loki - Complete
Not Everyone Can Wynne by Waffles7 reviews
Terrible news can create or destroy friendship, but Edward had far more important things to focus on then a silly concept like that. SelinaxEdward Two Shot.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,193 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Edward N./The Riddler, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Moonlight by Violeta27 reviews
Severus Snape is studying the Dark Arts in the Restricted Section, late at night. He receives an owl carrying a mysterious object. Could it really be her? Rated M for future chapters, just in case!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Old Habits by Violeta27 reviews
Severus finally has Lily where he wants her, right between his legs. SS/LE ship. Rated M for a reason *dirty snicker* ONESHOT. FIRST FIC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Burlap Effigies reviews
Part 2 of the Cardboard Monsters series. The Scarecrow's laid up, Ivy's on the hunt, Catwoman's showing her claws, the Mad Hatter can't get the March Hare to drink his tea, the Riddler is confused and Firefly shouldn't be allowed to have a lighter.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,070 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/21/2018 - Published: 3/2/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Poison Ivy
Rose of Jericho reviews
Some things change. People come and go, the seasons shift and blur, time passes, generations rise and fall, but some things never really change. Do they? Rated for the colourful language of the Dixon's and for various other nefarious things.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 97,007 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 1/8/2015 - [Carol, Daryl D.] Merle D., Milton
The Beginning of the End reviews
There's a road at the end. You must walk down it, there's no going back from where you started, because there is no beginning, there is only an end. Margaret Rohan finds that this road can be both blissful and troublesome as she makes the journey with the one regret she had in life. You can't ever go back to where you were. Every step counts. This is the beginning of the end.
Boardwalk Empire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,001 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/2/2016 - Published: 10/21/2015 - [Margaret S., Arnold R.] [Lucky L., Meyer L.]
The Shadowbox Caper reviews
Private Investigator Edward Nygma finds himself with a case involving a missing heiress, a creepy message left at a local history museum and a missing piece of Gotham City history. Not only is he set to come up against a very ancient evil, but he finds Selina Kyle tagging along as well. Set after the events in Gotham City Sirens #10, wherein Eddie is still trying to be a good boy.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,619 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/22/2016 - Published: 1/25/2016 - [Edward N./The Riddler, Selina K./Catwoman] J. Crane/Scarecrow, Garfield L./Firefly
John the Conqueror Root reviews
There are dangers outside their happy little convent, other groups, other tribes, other militants, other people, the walking dead, two of their own, inside is community and family. Is it luck or the grace of God which favours them? And how long will it last? Rated M for the Dixon's and their colourful lexicon mostly, but possibly more. Part 3 of the Graveyard Dirt & Salt series.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 210,363 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 5/12/2014 - [Carol, Daryl D.] Merle D. - Complete
Black Cat Bone reviews
Set about a week after the events in Graveyard Dirt & Salt. Daryl wakes up and things are decidedly different at the convent. Rated M for language, because of the Dixon's and their pretty (but dirty) mouths.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 176,113 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 5/28/2013 - [Carol, Daryl D.] Merle D. - Complete
Graveyard Dirt & Salt reviews
A Marine comes across two half-dead men in the middle of the woods and suddenly finds himself in the middle of a war he didn't know was being waged just outside his front door. In the midst of it a tale that contains pretty white river flowers and a lost little girl. Rated for language and perhaps more. Set after the Dixon Brothers tangle with the Governor.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 254,179 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Carol, Daryl D. - Complete
The Raid reviews
A broke and bored Scarecrow knows the only way to numb that brilliant mind of the Riddler's is to drown it in alcohol. Somehow Catwoman gets dragged into their little wager and she's not all that willing.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Edward N./The Riddler, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Cardboard Monsters reviews
After suffering the slings and arrows of a crooked doctor at Arkham, the Riddler decides that revenge is indeed a kind of wild justice.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,215 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Edward N./The Riddler, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Eddie & The Sea Monkey: A Collection of OneShots reviews
A collection of one-shots set in the world of my Twelve Days of Riddler series. Mostly Selina and Eddie based one-shots, but I might throw in other characters for variety. Rated M, because hey, you never know...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,324 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward N./The Riddler, Selina K./Catwoman
The Summer of Scarecrow reviews
Set three months after the events in Week of the Cat. For some people, Gotham never changes. For others, it's become barely recognizable. Third in the Twelve Days of Riddler series.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,411 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - [Edward N./The Riddler, Selina K./Catwoman] - Complete
The Week of the Cat reviews
It seems everyone wants something from Eddie...some more than others. Sequel to Twelve Days of Riddler.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,976 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Edward N./The Riddler, Selina K./Catwoman] - Complete
Twelve Days of Riddler reviews
Over the course of a year, they discover they aren't so very different.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,827 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Edward N./The Riddler, Selina K./Catwoman] - Complete
How The Dam Was Won reviews
A silly oneshot inspired by the dancing mod for NV. Rated M for language. Mmmm CRACKtastic!
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Complete
