"You taught me that there is more to life than blood" she said with a weak smile as she struggled to stay conscious. Naruto knew she wasn't to be trifled with right from the start. From her disturbing mutterings to the unsettling composure with which she ended lives. Despite that, he found her utterly fascinating. AU Genderbend. Fem!Gaara x Naruto. GaaNaru

Harry has a new hobby. Daphne is torn about its side effects. With kudos to Roald Dahl.

It was hard to ignore the fact she was a low-class Villain while he was a top Pro Hero just on the other side of the decorated table. It was so hard to tell if he was quizzing her or if he was genuinely curious. A Villain and a Pro Hero, eating dinner at a nearby restaurant. What could possibly go wrong? She imagined the many possibilities. (Villain Ochaco/Pro Hero Deku). Warnings.

In an act of desperation, Harry invites Flora Carrow to the Yule Ball. He never expects having to entertain her twin sister Hestia too.

Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. Instincts of a born fighter made him grow; duty to his home drove him. As the battle lines begin to blur, he must find a way to reconcile all he's ever known with the man he hopes to become. Large AU.

Jaune was tired of losing - tired of giving up whenever he felt he wasn't good enough. It was time to prove to himself, and everyone else, that he belonged at Beacon, and that he has what it took to be a Huntsman. The Vytal Tournament was coming up, but he wasn't just going to compete. He was going to win.

This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.

Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.

Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.

Everyone but Jaune Arc failed the initiation. Ozpin was speechless. He knew the boy's transcripts were fake, indulged the act, but never foresaw this outcome. Now the numbers were skewed, and a team wasn't possible. Exploiting his forgery would backfire. No, he reluctantly folded the hand Fate bestowed upon him. The Arc must explore Beacon Academy alone.

They weren't lovers. They certainly weren't friends. At best, they qualified as acquaintances. However, one crazy night changes all of that. Pretending it didn't happen would have been the smart choice. Unfortunately, neither Blake nor Jaune is all that good at making smart choices.

When Jaune was rejected by Weiss again, Ruby decided to take him under her wing in order to win over the heart of his crush. After all, who would be better to teach him about Weiss' interests and desires than her own partner? All they needed to do was go out on a date together. For research purposes.

Outside of being a loyal companion and trustworthy friend, Yang Xiao Long hardly thought much of Jaune Arc. He was a noodle. She liked him. He was nice. Simple and easy! So, why did he have to throw the whole status quo into whack by getting some ridiculous haircut and not shaving for a week? What? No! He didn't look or acted like a younger version of dad! Stop saying that, Ruby!

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

After tragic losses, Quidditch star Harry Potter is forced to pick up the pieces of those who have vanished; while he finds himself also taking care of another lost soul.

Daphne Greengrass always had a plan. She liked being organized. But the Dark Lord's return at the end of her fifth year derailed everything, and now she must decide who will best help her find the life she always wanted.

With the final battle for the fate of the world drawing to the end, there is only one last Avenger standing between Thanos and complete victory. Will this hero be able to stop his rampage? Will Thanos emerge as the victor? Or perhaps, there is still someone else...

A series of one-shots, each a standalone but in line with and potentially set in the Contractual Invalidation universe, in no particular chronological order.

Uzumaki Naruto was not kicked out of Konoha; he left of his own accord. Not enough money, and no health or dental coverage? It was a bad job, really. Swearing and mature themes. Strong!Naruto.

In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.

(Being rewritten) Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)

Harry agrees to do a favour for Draco Malfoy - with delightful results for Draco's mother. Guilty pleasure Harrissa in two acts.

Five years after Beacon, Jaune's still going home alone as often as not. An unlikely encounter with Yang may have just the solution- drinks, company, and a hell of a lot of pickup lines. (Now Complete)

Naruto had an idea. Usually such a thing was met with hesitance and fear, but it was clearly the best option. Akatsuki would eventually find him. With his current level of power even their weakest member would certainly kill him. And so he devised a plan

In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]

AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.

Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.

The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.

In order to become the Master of Death, Harry Potter must first master the dead.

Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.

Honestly this is probably even more ridiculous than what you're imagining.

A series of unrelated scenes from various POVs (Harry features in every other one). Begins with "Flying," in which Harry learns that there are still a few things able to challenge him in the air, and goes from there.

Every time he died, he lost more of himself. Now, he doesn't even know his name, All he remembers is that he swore to serve her. But can he endure this mission? And can he trust anyone? In a world torn apart by Demons, other humans are the most dangerous enemy. NOW FINISHED. THANK YOU, EVERYONE.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.

When our connections break and we begin to drift, it only takes one to anchor us back to the world. Why can we never see that the one we need has been with us all along.

Naruto's always had big dreams, but unbeknownst to him he's heir to a legacy that dwarfs all of them. Sometimes all it takes is the beat of a butterfly's wings to put you on the path to greatness. With some luck, some help, and a whole lot of hard work, Naruto is going to make the name Uzumaki something to be respected once more. Naru/Haku, probably multi later on.

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

Six years after the Fourth Ninja War the world still isn't peaceful. What will Konoha do against an unknown enemy with strange powers and a familiar enemy who is still after revenge when their overworked trump card is sick of being used, irritated by Konoha's hypocrisy, and tired of the endless fighting? Naruto X Hanabi with hints of Naruto X Sasame (mostly one-sided).

Auror Harry Potter has sociopathic tendencies, looks good in leather pants, and can't escape the life he's chosen. Enter Luna Lovegood. Multichapter, HarryLuna.

It would have been nice, Naruto thinks, to die a hero.

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.

Secrets of the war, a murder and a fatal attraction: After his victory over Voldemort, Harry became an Auror, and realised quickly that it wasn't at all like he had imagined. Disillusioned with the Ministry, he takes on a last case, but when he starts digging deeper, his life takes a sudden turn … AUish, Post-Hogwarts. HP/DG

Colin Creevey leaves his camera with a muggle girl but never returns to collect it.

Harry is not impressed with Merlin. At all.

Harry's back on the ghostly platform where he last spoke to Dumbledore.

The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?

Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.

Naruto didn't choose his bright orange jumpsuit just to get attention, and he didn't fail the Academy because he wasn't trying. Things looked different from his perspective. One-shot.

Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.

The end of the Fourth Shinobi World War was the herald of greatness, and an era of peace and prosperity was ushered in on the shoulders of a legend. In the world of shinobi, however, nothing is ever as it seems. And five years later, all is not well.

Oneshot Naruto is tasked with interrogating the captured Tayuya. However she's not feeling cooperatively and tries to turn the tables on him, forcing to find a new way to get info from her. Rated M Read and Review please

Harry and Luna meet in the Room of Requirement. Mistletoe appears. Will Nargles be a problem? Takes place in during Harry's fifth year, as he and Luna get closer. Basically pure fluff, largely consisting of conversations. NOW COMPLETE.

Harry and Tonks have a conversation, and it turns into something more.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

One shot crossover.

Harry finds himself in a hellish future. Semi-crack, TGYH challenge response. 1st Person POV and very, very strange.

The time has finally come for Naruto and Sasuke's final battle...well, almost. First comes Naruto's appeals to stop trying to kill everyone, Sasuke's blatant rejection of facts he doesn't like, and a bit too much fondness for arguing from them both.

Harry takes a chance in hope of saving Sirius from the Veil, assisted by Luna and some stolen Time Turners. Working with Luna comes with its own complications, though.

Some things never change, no matter a past which no longer sleeps. This is a lesson Alastor Moody must learn first-hand.

The end of Naruto-My way.

It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!

Sexual vs Romantic; other people just couldn't identify the separation between them. It wasn't what had caused Keima to reject the real world in favor of games, but it was one of the reasons he stayed there.

Book 2. As the Second War begins, Voldemort becomes obsessed with harnessing the realm of Old Magic to his own ends. Meanwhile, Harry has to contend with the Ministry, ancient foes and the machinations of a world he barely understands.

As he held the still and small body in his hands, he shattered. (This is a one-shot. Any stories marked complete are done. Do not ask for updates.)

Naruto's method of dealing with his dark half goes a little differently, but in the future he's forced to undo it. One-shot.

A challenge to a mid-night duel alters Harry Potter's fate. Given a taste of the thrill and excitement of a wizard's duel, Harry's life takes a sudden turn as he immerses himself into the noble art of his fore-fathers — Duelling.

Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.

It's a beautiful day in the forests of Konoha. Drabble.

A young boy voices his dream. Short one shot. Please R&R.

Three investigators. Two suspects. One murder. Nothing that special... or at least that's what they thought. Winner of the DLP February Dark Arts competition.

Short light-hearted parody directed at the many, many fics that send Harry off to the USA after he has a full blown mental breakdown because of evil backstabbers and pages of bashing, etc, etc. Surprisingly, this isn't that offensive at all.

A strange little one-shot poem, written for the DLP TGYH. Some of my better prose in there somewhere.

Whatever Harry had expected for that day, this was certainly not it. He must face the fact that all is not well following the events of the Second Wizarding War. Dumbledore had warned them, after all, about the difficult choice between Right and Easy.

One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.

My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'

Harry Potter, defeater of Grindelwald, has come to Hogwarts. Raised by Sirius Black and sorted in to Slytherin, Harry finds his way under the guidance and watchful gaze of his mentor and Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, one Tom Marvolo Riddle.

A Naruto TwoShot. Having declined a position in the mission to retrieve Sasuke, Naruto is instead sent an another assignment. During his travels, he will meet an unlikely ally and face-off against unknown enemies. Rated M for for safety.

Time Travel. Naruto finds himself in the past, 9 days before the Kyuubi attack. He's got 9 days to kill the beast, 9 days to save his family, and 9 days to save the world. Can he do it? Or will the world bring him down to his knees?

Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.

"The name of a man is a numbing blow from which he never recovers." Anakin hates all that he has been called in his life.

Book 6. I am your father. Father!Snape. Parody.

Early in the morning following Diana's late night visit to Keima's room, Diana intrudes yet again. What is our tsundere goddess Diana up to? What does she want with Keima? And mostly, why is she wearing "that"?

Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

At the very end Naruto is able to give Sasuke one final gift.

Don't believe the official guidelines. This is what the ranking really mean.

Book 1. Follow Harry and Dumbledore as they descend into the depths of Old Magic seeking power and redemption in equal measure. En route they encounter ancient enchantments, a heliopath and an evil that could burn the world.

An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five

Cormac McLaggen explains a few simple truths to Harry, with profound consequences. Harry/Romilda. Smut.

A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.

Post-DH. On the eve of the Decommissioning of Malfoy Manor, Hermione remembers the end of her childhood. The bookstore scene from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, POV Hermione. An excerpt from the forthcoming 'Amends, or Truth and Reconciliation'

Some legends are born and some legends are made. Uchiha Itachi's legend just is.

Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

"There is no escape for you, Jedi"

By the will and command of the Sandaime Hokage, you, Hatake Kakashi, are hereby ordered to assassinate one Uzumaki Kushina. One shot. Manga spoilers.

It was not something I did often. Regretting meant admitting I was wrong, admitting I was wrong is a sign of weakness...and I couldn't afford to be weak-But perhaps I could allow myself to indulge in regret just this once." *No longer a Oneshot*

Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.

Nobody ever believed Kakashi's excuses for being late. But what if they were true? Suggestions or even chapters welcome!

ONESHOT. Post-HBP Humor Fic. Harry and Company discover a novel way to take down the Dark Lord. Bizarre hilarity ensues. Harry/Luna

Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.

You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto

Fallout3. An introspective novelization of what goes on after the Lone Wanderer is banished from Vault 101. Male!LoneWanderer/Amata

A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.

"Of all the conflicts recorded in the latter stages of the Human-Covenant War, perhaps one of the most interesting was that which occured on the Outer Colony Crassus, c.Nov.2552. Interesting, and with an entirely unexpected outcome.." ONI Case-File 428/

COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.

A quick oneshot. The last moment between a father and his son.

Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.

Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?

COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.

Naruto has passed the first two tests of the gods. Now, he has the chance to get what was stolen from him at birth. The question is, will he? Sequel to 'If Only.'

So unfair. It was just one jutsu. One simple little jutsu that could detect lies. And yet, the damage it does is disproportionately exaggerated- tearing apart Naruto's entire lifetime in only a few seconds. Could they really blame him for going insane?

On the eve of their graduation from Hogwarts, a drunk James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew took drastic steps to protect the tradition of pranking at Hogwarts.

How far would Harry go to get what he considered his?

This is not an epic tale of action, suspense and true love. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. NaruSaku

Sakura is fed up with being the bridesmaid but never the bride and goes to confront Naruto about his most indecent lack of proposals. narusaku

Eleven years after DH, Harry sits for three brief interviews. Ignores epilogue.

Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity

Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

Transcript of Imperial HoloNet Action News reporting the death of Emperor Palpatine.

A oneshot Harry/Fleur fic. Starts mid GoF and runs pretty quickly through the end of OotP.

Naruto and Sasuke stumble across a strange object in the woods. It lets out a sudden burst of power and Naruto is knocked unconscious. He wakes up to find everything is wrong. Is it genjutsu? A concussion? Hallucinations? Or something else?

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Sakura notices something odd in the mirror, and since her mother seems hesitant to explain what's going on, she decides to find her own answers...but is she ready for the truth? First place winner in the 2006 Great Heaven and Earth Fanfiction Contest.

Harry Potter was enjoying Bill Weasley's prewedding party until young Gabrielle Delacour completely ruined his night. Now, Harry Potter must flee from an enraged Bill, a lovestruck Gabrielle and a horde of wellmeaning and misinterpreted Veela.

Naruto focuses on his last day as Hokage and the people who mean so much to him.

All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

Tsunade's thoughts as she heals Naruto. Prize fic-let for Preventor Squall. TsuNaru

Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...

[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.