10/02/12: This account has fallen into a great deal of disuse as both authors who use this account rarely meet to write and also have moved on to other things. Read stories with the knowledge they will most likely not be updated unless somehow one of the authors decides to redo everything.

-WT

THIS IS THE S&WT Profile. Took us long enough. WT wants it to go on record that she found the profile button.

Note: Spidey never found it. It had to be pointed out.

Here is what we are going to tell you about us.

Spidey

Personality: 2 words say it all. Ectoplastic glue. (WT- She is a little crazy... ok a lot crazy but you have to be to write some stories.)

Spideys top 5 fave Fanfics (WT- She'll change these eventually... maybe... I hope...)

-1. Amaranth By Lady Eden Death

-2. The Warrior Pigeon By Lights Aura858

-3. Pencils And Paintbrushes By Lights Aura858

-4. The Musical Beaver By Lights Aura858

-5. Sugar by Yami Roojii

Wizard-Theif

I don't feel like bothering with the name, age, hair, personality stuff.

Currently obsessing over- Something.

Suggested reads: I found this story a long time ago, and even though no one really cares, I think this story is thought-provokingly awesome. I highly suggest that you read it, even if you hate Dragonball Z. You don't need to know the plot of Dragonball to understand this story, but it might help. Also you might learn something. The story is: Future Trunks Getting One Up on Vegeta by Legolas Anime Luver. It is an amazing story.

Notes about my Yu-Gi-Oh stories:

1. They are all on hold for the time being. Reasons being, I can't get into the anime at this point in time, and because of my style of writing changing, I want to murder TAT the base for all of them.

2. All of my Yu-Gi-Oh stories connect but not all of them are in the same universe. Some facts cross over in the stories (like Spidey's and Malik's relationship). It's like a parallel dimension sort of thing. To prevent confusion I have made a chart. If the stories don't say they connect then they are in a different universe.

TAT (Thick as Thieves) connects to:
-CTWS? De. 1 (Can the World Survive? Destination 1) which connects to CTWS? De. 3 (Can the World Survive? Destination 3)
-IGM (Innocent, Guilty, and Murder) which connects to IG (The Innocence Game)
-HnG (The Hikaru no Game) which doesn't connect to anything yet
-007 (Lasers & Swords: 007) which may connect to Lyoko (Lasers & Swords: Lyoko) Please note this is a maybe. I'm not sure about making it another series just yet.

I hope that clears up any confusion you may have suffered.

Completed Stories:

Make a Wish: Completed. It is highly unlikely that we will make a Sequel

The Perfect Murder: Completed. Sequel? Doubtful but we already have a list of possible vic-volunteers.

Can The World Survive?: Completed.

Halloween: Completed and will be redone... soon... for sure by Halloween... I wonder what year we're talking about

Innocent, Guilty, And Murder: Sequel being written.

When Kagome Gets Bored: I know we said that it wouldn't be up until after Spidey finished MMW? but it's up and completed so be happy.

Updating Info:

Confusion warning: When Wt writes a story she usually doesn't update one chapter until she is has written many chapters that follow it. That is why there are some stories with a 'currently writing' subtitle.

A Night At the School: Started new chapter but... AMAZING! I POSTED A CHAPTER 8/2/08!

Who Hates Gilderoy Lockhart?: Discontinued. Up For Adoption

Martin Meets... Who?: Wt is trying to convince Spidey to write it (since she is doing most of the last chapter) but Spidey is too AMV/MMV addicted to listen.

What Could Happen?: Have a new chapter planned and started on it but... Update 5/11/08 : Wrote some!

Lasers & Swords: 007: Next chapter won't be up for a long time but it will get up eventually. Status: On Hold.

The Innocence Game: On Hold.

New Stories That May or May Not be Posted:

The Sequel to Martin Meets... Who?: Both authors. The plot? It's a secret. When will it be up? Once we have the first chapter written and we are done "MMW? Coming soon!

Operation SoS: Wt’s idea but Spidey will help. This story is about ten anime characters on an island. Basically 'Survivor' with a Spidey and Wizard-Theif twist but what is this twist? You have to wait and read to find out. When will it be up? See note from "The Sequel to Martin Meets... Who?"

Can the World Survive? 1st Destination: Wt only with Spidey beta-ing. Redo of "Can the World Survive?" with a real ending. When will it be up? Not for a long time.

Thick As Thieves: Wt only with Spidey beta-ing. Guaranteed to be unlike any Thief King Bakura and OC centered story ever written before. How you may ask? Read to find out and it is in no way as cliche as you think. When will it be up? Not for a long time. I am unhappy with many things so I might just rewrite the whole thing.

The Hikaru no Game: WT only with Spidey betaing. It's going to be really short. In a prison there is a group of innocent men. One day an inmate makes a bet with one of them. They have until their hang day to prove that they are innocent without getting any help from the outside world or anyone outside the bet. Also they can't leave the prison or get caught. If they do, they won't have to worry about their hanging day any longer. When will it be up? Once it is completed and betaed. (Not for a long time.)

Lasers & Swords: Lyoko: If you thought 007 was bad just wait until you see what trouble Masika and Bakura get into when they are thrown into Lyoko. A new video game and a new challenge and this time it's not just the gang in danger. This time the game is going global! When will it be up? Once I'm happy with it.

Can the World Survive? Destination 1.5: WT with Spidey helping. Crash landing that's all I'm writing at this time. When will it be up? After "CTWS? 1st" is completed.

Can the World Survive? Destination 2: WT only with Spidey beta-ing. I know what will happen but I'm not saying... at least I think I do... oh yeah! I'll give a hint it has to do with mystery. When will it be up? After "CTWS? 1.5"

Akane Goes Bonkers: Fully Spidey's idea but Wt will help in the writing. Ranma goes one un-cute too far and Akane snaps for real this time. Will Ranma survive to say he is sorry? When will it be up? Eventually.

Quotes!
We don't own anything mentioned here except our comments and stuff that is stated otherwise

"Why don't you two bathe together? Think of all the fun you two could have. You haven't gotten very far with Kagome have you Inuyasha?"- Inuyasha- Note: SHIPPO! What are you suggesting?

"Why do I have to be the one to open the creepy doors?" "Well, I'd do it but I'm holding a chair." - Martin Mystery

''Oh come on! We'll get you another autograph. Lockhart'll sign anything if it stands still long enough."- Harry Potter (2nd book!)

"You are soo Uncute!"- Ranma 1/2

"RANMA! Why you be such sexy pig!!" Ranma 1/2 Spidey- SexIST Shampoo, you mean sexIST!

"Dude, check out my new laced gloves! HEY! Where's my shoes go?"- Kappa GONARD! Mah! Kappa Mikey.

"What is "evil"? If I'm loyal to what you say is right is that all it takes to make me "good"?"- Yu-Gi-Oh Millennium World Manga #4 WT-Just when you thought the world couldn't get anymore confusing.

"Don't you have someone else to annoy?" "Nope. Not at the moment." - Yu-Gi-Oh! Episode 182 WT- Go Joey!

"Oh dear... Clow Guardian fall down, go boom." - Cardcaptor Sakura Master of the Clow Manga #2

"A true card captor can battle in anything, even in pjammas." - Cardcaptors Episode 1

"Let this be a lesson to you; never grow up." - Dragonball Z Broly Second Coming WT- If only it was that easy.

"All this homework... This is giving me bad flashbacks from Algebra class." - Dragonball Z Episode 159

"Frieza! I'm coming for you, you murderous, self-serving traitor! It's over! No way, Frieza. You've lived long enough. Actually, it's been too long for my taste. Listen up! We quit! All of us, got it?! We don't work for you anymore. We're free! You can find someone else to do your dirty work. Oh yeah, there's one last thing. This is for all of the people we killed in your name. I wish we were never foolish enough to have obeyed you. HERE! HAVE IT!!" - Dragonball Z TV Special, Bardock: The Father of Goku

"Sometimes life is just too uncertain to have regrets" - Dragonball Z Episode 175

"I'm starving to death." "But you're already dead." "Well that makes it twice as bad." - Dragonball Z Episode 177

"For adventure." "For treasure." For Octopon." "For crying out loud when are we going to eat?" - The Pirates of Dark Water Episode 1 WT- Awesome show. I've only seen one episode and I already love (NOT LIKE-LIKE SPIDEY!) Ren. He is soo cool!

If this can be dealt with just by vomiting, vomit all you want. If it can end with just that, then it's a blessing. - Utawarerumono

"Ka-Trip." - Fairly Odd Parents

"You're not so bad after all... you just dress bad." - Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust

"Luck? I don't wish you luck! I wish you sense! ... good luck kiddo." - Balto

"Let me tell you something, Balto. A dog cannot make this journey alone. But maybe a wolf can." - Balto

"Not dog! Not wolf! You're a hero!" - Balto

"Now, you listen to me, James Hawkins. You got the makings of greatness in you, but you got to take the helm and chart your own course. Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes you get the chance to really test the cut of your sails, and show what you're made of! Well, I hope I'm there, catching some of the light coming off you that day." - Treasure Planet WT- wow... that was long

"I'm fluent in 'flatula', Jim. Took two years of it in high school. " -Treasure Planet

"You mean the miles and miles of machinery that run through the entire course of the inside of this planet? Not a clue!" - Treasure Planet

"Hello! Good guy! Saved your butt!" -Spiderman

"Woah, my head is all Wonky" -Spidergirl

"Sorry, but 'take a swipe at Spidey day' was last week." - Spiderman

"I don't care about money, I only care about honor." "Oh, like 'it will be my honour to kill you Spiderman'?" "Exactly" - Spiderman

"Spandex, very nice. Though you should reconsider." Spiderman jumps of building "THIS IS SO NOT SPANDEX!" - Spiderman (was there ever any doubt?)

"What's the sitch, Horny?" -Spidergirl issue 17. (Horny is her nickname for Darkdevil people!)

"Admit it May, it's funnnnn to spin their wheels" "You are terrible Davida. It isn't like I'm deliberately manipulating them, or--" "Fun! Fun! Fun!" "Ok, Ok! I know when I'm busted." -Spidergirl issue 20

"How could he do this to me?" "He's a guy." "And a jerk!" "I said he was a guy didn't I?" - Spider girl issue ?

"I AM WOMAN! SEE ME PUMMEL!" Spider-Girl issue ?

"So, like i was wondering, can I borrow some of your really expensive equiptment and, like, trash it? Can I? Huh? Can I? And then can I have the keys to the car, like lasy week when I needed it for like school and stuff?" Amazing Spider-Man issue 518

I hate the way you talk to me, The way you cut your hair,
I hate it when you drive my car, I hate it when you stare,
I hate your big dumb combat boots, And the way you read my mind,
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
It even makes me rhyme,
I hate the way you're always right, I hate it when you lie,
I hate the way you make me laugh, Even worse when you make me cry,
I hate it when you're not around, And the fact that you didn't call,
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you,
Not even close,
Not a little,
Not at all. - 10 Things I Hate About You

"I never seen her laugh so much." "No kidding, I never seen her laugh at all." - Code Lyoko episode 15

“I’ve got a foolproof way to flunk the test. I'm going to get all my answers from Odd!" - Code Lyoko episode 11

"I've got an idea." "It isn't dangerous, is it?" "Uh... No... Odd showed it to me." "Is that supposed to make me feel better?" - Code Lyoko episode 39

"You can give up. You can. You can give up and be dead." - Yu Yu Hakusho Episode 9

"It smells girly. I don't think I like it." - Yu Yu Hakusho Episode 15

"I thought I was crazy, Urameshi, but you take the prize. The hell was that?! You don't make bombs go boom in yer face!" - Yu Yu Hakusho Episode 40

"Orge! Who gives a hissy fit about her right now? Let's just keep our cool and watch Kuwabara get massacured." - Yu Yu Hakusho Episode 41 WT- Oh that's encouraging.

"Grandma... wait." - Yu Yu Hakusho Episode 53

"This is like one of those wild goose thingies." - Yu Yu Hakusho Episode 53

"This will be an exercise in blocking energy attacks. Careful, this could kill you." - Yu Yu Hakusho

"So in other words, dimwit go in that battle. Sounds just like her doesn't it?" - Yu Yu Hakusho Episode 53

"Watch Grandma. I've got a message for you too. It's a little sample of the energy you gave me... My way of saying I understand." - Yu Yu Hakusho Episode 53

"And you, you lost to Kurama and Kurama lost to a dead guy. How's that for being lame?" -Yu Yu Hakusho Episode 62

"With what sercet weapon? You've barely been able to stand up since your flirting with death." - Yu Yu Hakusho Episode 63

"We all have to die when our times comes. But if we do our duty, we don't got regrets." - Yu Yu Hakusho 63

"Earth to Toddler --. You'd better speak now before I forever put that pacificer 10 inches down your throat." - Yu Yu Hakusho 76

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Mythbusters

"I wouldn't say Jamie's an evil genius. I'm not sure he's evil, and I'm not sure he's a genius." - Mythbusters WT-Go Adam!

'"I'm sorry. You guys saved me. And I owe you. So thanks." - Johnny/(Reed, Susan, and Ben push Johnny up against the wall)/"You two hold him! I'll go get the neutralizer! He's still possessed!"-Reed/"Oh ha ha ha. Funny, funny guys. N-Now let me go. Look. It's me, I swear! Oh come on!"-Johnny' - Fantastic Four Episode 23

"YES! We beat up an old man." - Fantastic Four Episode 23

"Before you embark on a journey of revenge dig two graves." - Confucius WT- Been there, done that, now to revenge!

“Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.” – Confucius

“He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger.” - Confucius

“I want you to be everything that's you, deep at the center of your being.” – Confucius

“Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.” – James Dean

“Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
Watch your words, for they become actions.
Watch your actions, for they become habits.
Watch your habits, for they become character.
Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny.” - Unknown

“The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be.” – Marcel Pagnol

“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” - Maria Robinson

"Writer's block is the greatest side effect of boredom"- Jason Zebehazy

"We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones." - Stephen King

"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Stephen King

"You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.” -Stephen King

"Hope is a good thing - maybe the best thing, and no good thing ever dies” -Stephen King

"When asked, "How do you write?" I invariably answer, "one word at a time."” -Stephen King

"Books are a uniquely portable magic” -Stephen King

"Time takes it all whether you want it to or not, time takes it all. Time bares it away, and in the end there is only darkness. Sometimes we find others in that darkness, and sometimes we lose them there again.” -Stephen King

"Get busy living, or get busy dying.” - Stephen King

“...Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.” -Stephen King

“Darkness is only driven out with light, not more darkness.” - Martin Luther King

“We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now.” - Martin Luther King

"We have flown the air like birds and swum the sea like fishes, but we have yet to learn the simple act of walking the earth as brothers." - Martin Luther King

“The guilty one is not he who commits the sin, but the one who causes the darkness.” - Victor Hugo

"People do not lack strength; they lack will." -Victor Hugo

"Those who live are those who fight." -Victor Hugo

"There is no peace in the world when there is no peace within." - Anonymous

"I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask, 'Mother, what was war?'" - Eva Merriam

"Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained with understanding." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

“As soon as there is life, there is danger” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Solitude is impractical and yet society is fatal.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime." -Ernest Hemingway

"War would end if the dead could return." - Stanley Baldwin WT- Would it really? Or would there just be more problems to replace war?

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace." - Jimi Hendrix

"I prefer the most unfair peace to the most righteous war." -Cicero

"War begins in the minds of men." -United Nations

“It's better to light a candle then to curse the darkness.” - Dr. Carl Sagan

“You have to know the past to understand the present.” - Dr. Carl Sagan

“Knowing a great deal is not the same as being smart; intelligence is not information alone but also judgment, the manner in which information is collected and used” - Dr. Carl Sagan

“The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.” - Albert Einstein

“If at first, the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it” - Albert Einstein

“The world is a dangerous place. Not because of the people who are evil; but because of the people who don't do anything about it.” - Albert Einstein

“You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, 'Why not?'”- Geroge Bernard Shaw

“Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.” - George Bernard Shaw

“One day at a time--this is enough. Do not look back and grieve over the past for it is gone; and do not be troubled about the future, for it has not yet come. Live in the present, and make it so beautiful it will be worth remembering.” - Unknown

“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” - Dr. Seuss

“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.” - Dr. Seuss

“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.” - Dr. Seuss

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” - Dr. Seuss

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.” - Dr. Seuss

"A person's a person no matter how small." - Dr. Seuss

“We need time to dream, time to remember, and time to reach the infinite. Time to be.” - Unknown

“You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying about the future” - Unknown

“We all have our time machines. Some take us back, they're called memories. Some take us forward, they're called dreams.”- Jeremy Irons

“Dreams are illustrations... from the book your soul is writing about you.”- Marsha Norman

“Life is never easy for those who dream.”- Robert James Walker

“You can gain a friend in a year but lose a friend in a minute.” - Unknown Wt- The sad part is that it's true.

“There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other.” – Douglass Everett

“I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong” - Benjamin Franklin

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride" - Unknown

"I am the author of my life. Unfortunately, I am writing in pen and I can't erase my mistakes." - Unknown

"Writing in English is the most ingenious torture ever devised for sins committed in previous lives." - James Joyce

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy

"I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork." - Peter De Vries

"Never argue with an idiot. They'll take you down to their level, then beat you with experience." - Unknown

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"Why is it that kids get tested on how well they speak French in French class but not how well they speak English in English class?"- Wizard-Theif (not in any story... yet)

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"Kouga, I thought you had more trust in me."- Wizard-Theif to Spidey

"I did, but then you took out a watergun."- Spidey's reply

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"I will show you the Ba and the Ka, and together, they make Baka... I could have made it Kaba, which is close to Kaiba, but I liked Baka better." Spidey to Wizardtheif

"And if you read between the lines you get Kaiba is a Baka."- Wizard-Theif added note.

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"HOW COULD YOU DO THAT!? NOW I'M JUST A DEFENSELESS GIRL IN THE BOYS' BATHROOM" - Ploting for Lasers Swords: 007

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"AH" Wizardtheif yells

"What?" Spidey to Wizardtheif Spidey's dog wanders down the hall.

"Oh, nevermind. I thought your dog was a gopher." CAN I HELP IT IF MY MOUTH WORKS FASTER THAN MY BRAIN? Cut me some slack.

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"That looks like Cereal... without the Cereal part." WT to Spidey, when typing in a code thing.

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"DON'T TOUCH IT KURAMA! DON'T EAT IT! IT'S POSION! DON'T LISTEN TO THAT CLOWN!" WT shouting at her computer while watching Yu Yu Hakusho Episode 53. I was also yelling at him not to be so stupid when he was fighting Ura and yelling at Baken when he was attacking Kurama. No I'm not a rabid Kurama fan girl. He just happens to be my favourite character in the whole show.

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"We can't call Kikyo a bitch because that would make her a prefect match for Inuyasha. What's a female cat called?" - WT says one night.

"Hm... A female cat?" - Spidey replies.

"It's called a queen." - Mossnose tells us later

"We can't call Kikyo a queen! What's a female squirrel called?" - Wizard-Theif replies.

"Oh God, not this again." - Spidey adds.

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'They're coming to take me away! HA HA! They're Coming to take me away! HO HO! They're coming to take me away... OH CRAP!' WT Skipping down the street and tripping XD

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'My brain exploded.' WT

'Really?' Spidey

'Yeah, they had to clean it off the walls' WT

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Spidey Reading : 'At Mee-ow High school.'

'It's Meiou High School. Not Mee-ow.' Wt

'But it makes sense! Kitty Sunako goes to Me-ow High school!!' Spidey's Rebuttal!! OWNED!!

Wt rolls eyes.

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"He's weird." - WT

"He's Queer." - Spidey

"He's COOL!" - WT

Spidey and Wizard-Theif commenting on the captain from Stardust.

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"Don't I look awesome?" Spidey asks.

"Do you want the good friend opinion or my honest opinion?" Wt replies.

"The good friend opinion."

"You look horrible."

"What was the honest opinion?"

"You look horrible."

"A good friend is an honest friend."

Spidey and Wizard-Theif just talking randomly as we walk down the street.

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And of course we need this:

"Stalkers don't get dates with their stalkees!" Who Hates Gilderoy Lockhart? by Spidey Meets Wizard-Theif Where would we be without Fred's advice?

Note: Some of these only apply to Spidey (So Wt says)

If you know someone who needs to get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. Both of us know a person who says that she is immortal. Shall we test that theory?

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. Wt&S-Inuyasha! WT- Writing! S-CTWS!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. So! I don't care if the world's doors hate me. -Spidey/ I was tired... yeah I know sad excuse. - WT

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.WHAT! I'm a klutz! -Spidey// According to Spidey I have. - WT

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Me and Wizzie and Weirdo's. End of story. - Spidey/ STOP CALLING ME WIZZIE! -WT

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. Unlike some people both Spidey and I want to live till we finish our stories and are Famous!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, loop-de-loop-ride, wfea, PotterPhan21, Alucard's Vampiress, Spidey meets Wizardtheif

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile Once again... KLUTZ! -Spidey/ Again, according to Spidey, I have... but I don't remember if I have... I know that I have fallen down stairs but it says up not down so... I dunno. - WT

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile You try holding your breath in church! -Spidey//You try not laughing when your younger bro is looking at you freakyly! (I know that isn't a word! W'ever!(And I know that W'ever isn't a word either, W'ever.) -WT

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. I SWEAR! IT WOULDN'T MOVE!- Spidey/ I was blind... What's your point! And the door looked like a push door! Curse you you door at camp!-WT

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. Sup Wizzie? My name isn't Wizzie and you are insane too! Heyy! I think I resent that! Good for you!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. Spidey- Twinkle twinkle... ABCD... OMG! It does! WT-So what! Why would we be singing baby songs? We maybe insane but we're not that badly gone!

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. The Lion King, InuYasha 3rd movie and Monster House, Patch Adams... gotta love it! Wt- Except Monster House

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your @ off. HA! Poor non breathing suckers.-S&WT/ Abercombie and Fitch is a clothing company... right? Mah, too expensive for my taste. TO THE SALE RACK... AWAY!- Spidey/ Wt-...

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. No pencils but maybe the randomness- WT/ Does a eraser like suck up the pencil marks? -Spidey/ Huh? -WT

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. Meh, just give the rabit the Trix, what's the worst that could happen? (Famous last words)-WT/ That bunny is deprived of Trix? WAAA... ok, i'm over it now.- Spidey

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile Spidey- I know I have. For sure. Wt- Yup.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile Spidey- Uhh... Wt, i am pretty sure you have WT- SO HAVE YOU!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! Spidey- Not one of my finer moments. WT- (Laughing) I have not... as far as I know... Hmmm...

If you are an author who hates it when people read but don't review, put this on your profile and add your name to the list: Spidey meets Wizard-theif

If you are a author/reader who reviews for almost every story you read put this on your profile and add your name to the list: Spidey meets Wizard-Theif (I even do it when I'm not logged in)

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. WT-I do it almost daily!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Everyone knows how to be good. Everyone knows how to be bad. Some people be bad to have fun others because they hate being good. If your one of the few people who like being good MOST of the time copy this and put it on your profile. (That means never drank under age, smoked under age, or did drugs stuff like that and you do what is right because you like to but are always true to your friends.)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile. WT- I'm told that spelling is one of my many weakness.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this onto your profile. WT raises both hands.

If you are obsessed with Youtube copy this onto your profile. coughspideycough

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. WT- Those signs don't help if you don't read them.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. Wt- I'm happy if I even get one.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. WT- Should? In my world Pluto always was, is and always will be a planet. Now the question is, is this my world?

If you hate child abuse, copy this to your profile:
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.
Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Try not to cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost
Try Not to Cry
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

A black man went into a restarant, and the white man at the till said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here."
The black man said, "When I was born, I was black. When I'm hot, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I'm sick, I'm black. And when I die, I'll be black But when you were born, you was pink. When you are hot, you are red. When you are cold, you are blue. When you are sick, you are green. And when you die, you'll be purple. And you're calling me coloured?
Paste this on your file if you're against racism.

STOP ANIMAL CRUELTY!! ANIMAL CRUELTY AND TESTING MUST BE STOPPED, if you agree paste this on your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Kagome126, SpideymeetsWizard-Theif

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