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Chapter 1: The Manga Incident

Kouga: -sitting next to a tree lounging, somewhat asleep-

Sango: -runs up as fast as she can with Kagome's new Gravitation manga excited, and wanting to show it off, stops at his feet and says in his ear...- KOUGA-KUN! LOOK!!! MANGAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Kouga: -Now disturbed and shaken from near slumber after Sango yells directly into his ear- What the heck...?! SANGO?! Can't you see I was- -cut off by Sango's happiness of getting a new manga- ........ Forget it... -walks off-

Sango: o.o; -starts to follow- Kouga... what's wrong..? You ... you DO like manga, don't you? If you don't, I'll have to thwap you or something...

Kouga: -goes into a full sprint and vanishes in a cloud of dust-

Sango: ................ -stunned- He ... doesn't like YAOI?! what the f--- ?!

Kagome: -up from behind- .. Sango-chan? Where's Kouga?

Sango: That Yaoi-hating freak of nature? Hmph.. why waste your time...

Kagome: wait a sec.. He doesn't like Yaoi..? He told me he doesn't particularly care for it, but he doesn't HATE it.. He read some Yaoi mangas the other day with Miroku... I could tell cause Miroku came home to the village with bumps and bruises all over him.. He said Kouga pummeled him for laughing insanely at Yuri shots...

Sango: ....then what the heck was that about?

Inuyasha: -appears with Miroku- Whatever it was, we need to go after him anyway.

Sango: ....? We do?

Inuyasha: He has two of the remaining Shikon Jewel shards.. of course we gotta go after him.

Kagome: Inuyashaaa! Kouga's our friend now! We can't just chop off his legs and take them! He deserves some respect from us at least ... why go after them? It's like the situation with Koha- uhm...

Sango: It's okay... I know....

Kagome: eh-heh.. Sorry ... but seriously.. Inuyasha, we should at least see what's wrong...

Inuyasha: Maybe he finally did catch rabies... -smiles at thought-

Kagome: rrrrgh! Inuyasha! SIT! (or Osuwari if need be.)

Inuyasha: EHHGH?! -THUD-

Miroku: I suspect he just didn't appreciate Sango yelling into his ear. He did appear sleepy.

Sango: ...I'm not gunna ask how you knew........ Kagome... Let's go.

Kagome: Coming! -and they walk off to investigate on Kouga-