Chap. 1 Vegeta
i (Vegeta walks into room with KYS chair.) /i
VEGETA: uhh…hello, is anyone there?
i (Sits down in chair, KYS music starts) /i
VOICE: Know your stars know your stars know your stars know your stars.
VEGETA: What the hell?
VOICE: Vegeta…he's human.
VEGETA: What? I'm not human; I'm a sayian, the prince of all sayians.
VOICE: Vegeta…has delusions that he is the prince of all sayians.
VEGETA: What! I am not delusional; I really am the prince of all sayians.
VOICE: Yeah, you just keep telling yourself that.
VEGETA: What?
VOICE: Vegeta…he's cheating on Bulma with Chi-chi.
VEGETA: That's ridiculous; I am not cheating on Bulma with Chi-chi.
VOICE: Yes you are.
i (Suddenly, Bulma appears) /i
BULMA i (very angry i : I KNEW IT!
i (Kicks Vegeta where the sun don't shine if you know what I mean and leaves) /i
VEGETA: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
VOICE: Vegeta…he likes to wear frilly pink dresses and pick flowers in the spring.
VEGETA: Okay, what is wrong with you?
VOICE: Me, I'm not the one who wears dresses here.
VEGETA: I DON'T WEAR FRILLY PINK DRESSES AND PICK FLOWERS YOU (CENSORED)
VOICE: Vegeta…he has anger issues.
VEGETA: I DO NOT HAVE ANGER ISSUES!
VOICE: Riiiiiiight, anyways, Vegeta…he's in denial about his anger issues.
VEGETA: for the last time I do NOT HAVE ANGER ISSUES!
VOICE: uh-huh, suuuuuure.
VEGETA: AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH, this is ridiculous, there is nothing in the world that can make this more ridiculous.
i (Suddenly, Voldemort, Cosmo, Jimmy Neutron, and ZIM all enter, Cosmo holds up a snail.) /i
COSMO: look, I found a snail, I'm gonna call him Harry
VOLDEMORT: HARRY! I'LL DESTROY HIM!
i (takes out wand and kills Harry the snail.) /i
COSMO: HARRY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
JIMMY: Hey, that wasn't very nice.
ZIM: who cares? I thought it was hilarious.
JIMMY: Oh yeah, do you find this hilarious?
i (Takes out ray gun and kills ZIM, Voldemort and Cosmo into a big fight and Jimmy joins in, they all kill each other) /i
VEGETA: Okay, now there's nothing in the world that can make this more ridiculous.
VOICE: uh-huh, anyways, Vegeta…he likes to make out with his teddy bear.
VEGETA: I don't have a teddy bear, and even if I did, I would not make out with it.
VOICE: yeah…then explain this.
i (Picture flashes of Vegeta making out with a teddy bear) /i
VEGETA: THAT IS NOT REAL!
VOICE: yes it is
VEGETA: NO IT ISN'T
VOICE: yes it is
VEGETA: NO IT ISN'T
VOICE: yes it is
VEGETA: NO IT ISN'T
VOICE: yes it is
VEGETA: NO IT ISN'T
VOICE: no it isn't
VEGETA: YES IT IS
VOICE: no it isn't
VEGETA: YES IT IS
VOICE: no it isn't
VEGETA: YES IT IS
VOICE: no it isn't
VEGETA: YES IT IS
VOICE: no it isn't
VEGETA: FOR THE LAST TIME, THAT PHOTO IS TOTALLY AND COMPLETLY REAL! i (Realizes what he just said.) /i HEY WAIT A MINUTE!
VOICE: Thank you Bugs Bunny
i (Bugs Bunny appears) i
BUGS BUNNY: Don't mention it doc. i (Leaves) /i
VOICE: Now then, Vegeta…he's in love with Goku
VEGETA: WHAT! I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH KAKAROTT!
VOICE: Yes you are, in fact, you're pregnant with Goku's child.
VEGETA: YOU SICKO! I can't get pregnant, only women can.
VOICE: oh, so you're a woman?
VEGETA: NO!
VOICE: Vegeta…is actually a woman who's pregnant with Goku's child.
VEGETA: I am not a woman and I am not pregnant with Kakarott's child.
VOICE: yes you are, which now that I think about it explains why you wear frilly pink dresses.
VEGETA: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT A WOMAN, I DO NOT WEAR DRESSES AND I AM NOT PREGNANT WITH KAKAROTT'S CHILD, I HATE KAKAROTT AND I HAVE A CHILD WITH BULMA FOR GODS SAKE!
VOICE: Bulma? But she's a woman, oh I get it, you're a lesbian, you'd better tell Goku you're a lesbian because this could ruin you're relationship.
VEGETA:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! i (Turns super sayian and flies through the roof.) /i
VOICE: Now you know Vegeta…the human delusional dress wearing female pregnant lesbian.
Stick around, next time I torture Goku, see you then.