Me:Today, we have a special guest in our disclaimer section!!

Caboose:Hello, my name is Church. You might know me from the popular web series 'Red vs. Blue'.

Me:Erm...Caboose?

Caboose:Yes?

Me:Wrong name.

Caboose:Whoopsie!!

Bardock:(smack)

Caboose:Ow!!(Deep, evil voice) Don't ever be alone.

Bardock:ACK!!

Sheila(a big tank):Caboose, you are an idiot. I'm leaving you for a warthog.(yes, R vs. B is Halo stuff, and a warthog is a vehicle)

Caboose:Sheila!! Come back to me!! I made you a muffin!!

Bardock:(blasts Caboose)

Caboose:Ow...

Private Donut:CABOOSE! OMG NOOOOOOOOO!!

Bardock:Any reason a woman in pink armor is here, Kid?

Private Donut:FOR THE LAST TIME!! I AM A GUY!!

Bardock:The woman's in denial.

Me:Oh my-this has gotten SO far off topic...but I just got some inspiration! BWAHAHA!! Yes, I was working on this when I was inspired for 'Red vs Blue Alternate Doom"

Rocky:The insane KidGoku13 doesn't own DB, DBZ, DBGT, Red vs. Blue, or anything related.

Me:I decided...this shall be my final chapter...of this story...;.;

Rocky:THAT IS NOT THE WAY TO ANNOUNCE THAT KIND OF THING!!

The BBQ PART 2

After eating, it had gotten very dark. It was actually quite nice on the little island...the stars seemed to continue on and never stop. Kakarot and the others were reminiscing over some of their past adventures, and I was soaking in every word of it.

"And then Yajarobe goes..." Krillin said, "Please don't hurt me. I want to join you if it's not too late!"

"I still haven't got him back for that, come to think of it!" Vegeta growled.

"Ah, lighten up, Vegeta!!" Kakarot encouraged.

"Tch!" Vegeta said, and turned away, "That idiot isn't even WORTH my time."

"He might be an idiot..." I assumed from all I had heard, "But he's the idiot who cut off your tail!" I teased.

"Shut up, low level!" he hissed.

"Kakarot's right...you should lighten up..."

"Yeah, Vegeta! Drop the arrogant tough-guy act for an hour or two!!" Bulma giggled.

"Shut up, woman!"

"Like father like son..." I chuckled.

"What is THAT supposed to mean?" Vegeta asked.

"I knew your father pretty well, and you act JUST like him!"

"Whatever..." Vegeta then turned his back to all of us.

"Hey, Dad, who else did you know on Planet Vegeta?"

"For starters I knew your mother and your brother, obviously. I also knew the queen some...but not too much. Only from when the King and her were dating."

"What was she like?" Kakarot asked.

"Who? The Queen?"

"No! My...mom..."

"Ooh..." I heard Bulma whimper.

"She was head-strong. Tough on the outside unless you knew her. She was so happy when you were born...and when Raditz was born, for that matter."

"What was her name?"

"Fasha."

"Raditz was extremely happy when he heard he was gonna be a big brother...he didn't have too many friends..."

"I can imagine why." Krillin said.

"No...from what I've heard, Raditz was pretty much brainwashed by Frieza to act that way. He was MUCH different as a child."

"How so?" Goku asked.

"As I said, he was unpopular. He was bullied pretty much every day. He came home beaten up every day that I was with him."

"Raditz got beaten up?!" Gohan laughed a little, "Sorry...couldn't resist."

"Yes...he tried to make friends all of the time, but never could. He was a nice lil kid, too...Not like the others. He cared, and he showed it, too. He did everything around the house when your mother was pregnant with you." I chuckled.

"Really...?" Kakarot awed, "I never would've guessed it..."

"Yeah. He was looking forward to you. Cuz then he'd have a friend...plus he always wanted to be a brother."

"But why did he attack and try to kill me?"

"As I said, Frieza probably brainwashed him." I shrugged, "Frieza sure did ruin everything, didn't he?"

"Not really. Not everything." Kakarot commented.

"What are you saying?"

"Well, you told me you had visions, and that the fear of death and stuff changed you, right?"

"Yeah..."

"Well, if not for that, then you might not have become the person you are today! And who knows how much havoc the Saiyans would have reeked!!"

"I can't believe, but for once, Kakarot said something smart..." Vegeta murmured, but I heard him.

"Y...you have a point..." I agreed with Kakarot.
"But still...I wish he hadn't messed up Raditz..."

"He also ordered your mother's and my best friends' deaths."

"What?!" everyone gasped.

"It's true. He wanted us all dead."

"That's awful!!" Bulma exclaimed. Kakarot wasn't saying anything. He looked as if he was about to cry.

"Kakarot, something wrong?" Then we heard a low growl.

"Yeah. I'm still hungry!!"

We all laughed, and life continued on like this for us all. We all quickly became friends, Gohan and Videl got married, and made me a GREAT Grandfather...they had a baby girl named Pan. I thought Videl reminded me of Fasha before, but Pan looked JUST like Fasha did when we were kids.

We all followed the course of life...train, sleep, eat, grow old, and die. But that doesn't stop us. We still have our after lives! Now Fasha, Raditz, Kakarot, Chi-chi, Goten, Gohan, Videl, Pan, and Myself have grown closer than I believe anyone ever could.

Thank you for reading Bardock's Second Chance. The second chance that that poor soldier deserved. Now may they all rest in peace, and please, read my other fics! Thank you again!!

Gagawop Wuvs Yu!
-Kid Goku 13