One minute asleep in an apartment, the next clearly not. This is no quest with a goal, no adventure voluntarily undertaken. This is a journey without acquiescence, a constant fight for survival, with the creatures of Grimm being just one problem. This is a story, now woven into that of many others, that better not end anytime soon. (SI/OC) (OC/?)

When the Long Night of Solace is evaporated over Reach via the weaponized usage of a Slipspace Drive, it ferries with it in its swallowed sections the Covenant Empire and, more horrifyingly, the desperate measures that the UNSC used to fight them. When they are found in a universe on the precipice of their own history, the meaning of the term "Mass Effect" will change forever.

(Credit to Adrasos on Archive and his story, Prepare to Drop, for the idea.) On the way down to New Mombasa, Rookie falls into the Slipspace Rupture and ends up crashing down on Menae, high above Palaven, while Shepard tries to find and rescue the new Primarch. From there, the war itself will shift and the fighting persists, but who knows what an ODST will add to the mix.

I didn't know how I ended up on the Citadel. What I did know, was that my chances of survival were higher if I could find refuge aboard the NORMANDY. So I took a gamble, and joined the hunt for Saren. Unfortunately, real life is not as easy as a game - but still, I wouldn't have missed it for anything. / Mass Effect 1, Self-Insertion, logic/realistic approach, close to canon.

What happens when you take a bored god, and a loser who REALLY wants to be a hero. You get a very strange set of circumstances, and something more than just ensuing hijinks. Pairing is undecided. Cover art by KegiSpringfield.

A blind boy born with silver eyes and a dream of becoming a huntsman. The impossible becomes possible, but he gets more than he bargained for. A horrible burden is placed upon his shoulders - and it is one that he must overcome or else his worst fears will become a reality. The friends he makes along the way help, but are they enough? The truth will reveal itself soon enough.

Kept a secret from the world, the son of Artemis finds himself swept up in a quest he didn't ask for and a war he doesn't want to fight. Along his journey, he meets both friends and enemies who could mean the difference between life and death as he tries to find his place in the world. Rewrite of Broken Vows.

The Rational part of my brain is screaming that this is all just a dream that I will wake up from. But I know this is not a dream; not when there are others like me in this world. I must find a way to bind us all together, to save this universe and get back home. If I fail, something tells me God wont give me a second chance. Image not owned; Cowritten with IantheMechanic on AO3.

There are three things that Thanagarians treasure above all else, making a name for themselves in battle, battle, and family. Hawkgirl has been living on Earth for seven years when she and her fellow "sidekicks" discover a clone of Superman and form a team of their own. She's not sure how they ended up where they are, but she does know that she's in for a hell of of a fight.

'I stepped out the window and onto the fire escape. I turned back towards my old room, "Goodbye Hell." I turned back towards the open world, "And hello freedom." I then climbed down the fire escape and when my foot hit the ground, I ran and never looked back.'

Banished from his home by Zeus' fear and jealousy Percy falls into the word of Thedas, a world torn by war and strife. His power almost completely gone and without those he knew he will have to forge a new life. Earth may have lost their greatest Hero but Thedas may have gained just what they need. (Percy is thirteen in this story starting and it takes place during Inquisition)

Follow teenage heroes Aqualad, Robin, Kid Flash, Superboy, Miss Martian, Artemis, GL Kyle Rayner and White Canary as they face new dangers, meet new friends and enemies, and learn to work and trust one another, for it's going take all that they have to reveal the Light and stop their plans, before it's too late. Written in Kyle Rayner and White Canary's POV. (Also my first FanFic)

What do you get when you put a Wizard, a Pirate/Monk, a Barbarian, a shapeshifting Druid, a Ranger, and Bard together in a Party? Chaos. Don't forget the Cleric meant to keep them alive. Based off D&D 5e, come find out if this band of misfits can survive long enough for their names to go down in history, or infamy. Updated every 3 weeks. ART

What if something was found on the moon and a entire universe was created to hide its secrets? What if Earth used those designs to create their own navy? And what if it was the Asari who first made contact? A idea I've been sitting on for some time.

What if Ruby Rose grew up with a different, but still loving father, who took care of her and made sure to honor Summer's memory by making sure Ruby was raised right? Watch as Ruby goes through Beacon meeting new people Good and Bad and possibly even finding love.

Katie and Percy knew each other outside the Camp. Way before they found out about their godly origins. In fact, they used to be quite popular. How? They were the great Thieves of New York! Oh, but that's not where our story begins. It began in Texas when they were just eight years old. A story about Katie's and Percy's criminal lives. Trouble, adventure, sibling-like relationship.

At the height of the Human Covenant war, another galactic power intervenes to aid the embattled humans. Standing side by side with the Turians, the UNSC prepares for a new phase of the Human Covenant war.

Artemis Crock, sister to the notorious assassin Cheshire, daughter of the ruthless Sportsmaster and merciless Huntress. She was raised in the League of Shadows, groomed to become the killers like her relatives, but she didn't want that, not really. When the Justice League catches her, the Green Arrow offers her something she can't refuse. A chance at freedom. AU. (Under revision)

Have you ever imagined being reborn in a totally different world? Because it is I was reborn in one, the universe of Percy Jackson is very different and problematic for me. Ah was already forgetting I was reborn as the third son of Hades. Cool huh. Funny, I try not to get into the story, but it seems like the universe thinks a lot different from me. N/Remake Is Posted.

The Forgotten God. That's me. I used to be on the council until I was banished. With my banishment, I was deleted from history; that's why you haven't heard of me. This is a tale of how and why I was banished and this is a story of my return. A few heroes will come and find me and the truth, the thirteenth Olympian. The Forgotten God.

The best secrets kept are the ones never shared, the ones never known. That was something Amara Allen found herself growing accustomed to. The Team didn't know who her father was but now she knew who her mother really was...how would they ever be able to trust her? And Artemis thought she had it bad.

READ OR DON'T, ACTUALLY READ IT READ IT BUT YOU MIGHT BE SCARED. ORIGINAL, ANNABETH CHEATS BUT DIFFERENT DON'T KNOW HOW DESCRIBE. THERE IS A PAIRING, BUT WILL IT BE ALLOWED. THERE IS ONE ANSWER TO THAT AND ITS NO. IF YOUR SCROLLING DOWN THE PAGE RIGHT NOW YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT WAS IN THIS STORY

After discovering an ancient artifact, the UNSC's most advanced warship and a Sangheili Assault Carrier are transported to a universe unlike anything they have ever seen, and forced into a war against a foe they never could have imagined.

He was an orphaned Faunus. She was considered the strongest of her class. He barely survived the slums of Mistral while she was placed on a pedestal. Neither of them expected to be compatible and yet, fate had other plans for them. With secrets and danger awaiting them, the world of Remnant will have a force to reckon with. AU timeline. (temporary hiatus not abandoned)

A few minor and realistic changes in the decisions made by the leaders of humanity drastically altered the path of Citadel Space and the Reaper War. This is the story of caution and planning over recklessness, the path of the juggernaut over the glass cannon. This is the story of humanity as it should have been. A power worthy of its Council seat, and one the Reapers can't ignore.

Sixteen-year-old Seth Avery finds himself in the middle of a life-or-death race to save the galaxy after narrowly escaping the destruction of the Endar Spire with his life. Tasked with a seemingly impossible mission and accompanied by a ragtag group of allies, Seth must overcome fear, love, pain, and the unfortunate reality of growing up too soon. (OCxMission Vao)

"Time is an enhancement of Being. Never before has it been altered, and never again shall it." These words thrust upon Eragon and Saphira a new path, and the sands of time, wrought by magic, transfix and alter life as they know it. Now they are partners bound to Middle-Earth, with the knowledge that they have a Fellowship to aid, and a Dark Lord to destroy.

Theron Mahariel saved Thedas once from the Blight and figured that would be enough. At the Conclave he was once again in the wrong place at the right time. Now he has to save the world with a Qunari, a crass city elf, a dwarf with more loyalty than sense, and an apostate that knows more than he should; something about all this seems familiar.

Shepard is dead, everyone went their own way and it's Thursday again. Now I have two full years to get myself ready for her return. Get myself back into better shape, stockpile some weapons... simple enough, right? With the way things were going so far, I think I should have expected that nothing will ever be so simple.

Earth has been decimated, its lands infested with hive, taken and fallen. The last remnant of the light grows brighter at the defeat of Oryx. A Baron rebels against his Kell and House to reclaim what his race once had, and an object in deep space is discovered by Dead Orbit. Discovering a new galaxy full of races that may help bring hope to all under the banner of the Traveler.

There are things everyone understands about life. Life is chaotic, messy, and it doesn't give a damn about what you want or need. Even in a world that would be considered fictional, this idea still holds true. Dropped into a world of demigods and incredible monsters, one young boy has to face the fact that his wants and needs matter even less than they did before. (Gamer SI)

Jake 'Ace' Lincoln is a Grunt in the IMC army, but is recognised for his talents and promoted to a Pilot after a mission gone wrong. Serving in Hazard Squad, Jake is immersed in a side of the war he never expected to experience. Soon, he is faced with a difficult choice, do the right thing and betray his friends, or fight for a corrupt army of mercenaries and killers?

"I have said, Ye are gods; Ye are children of the most High." Psalm 82:6 The Council gets their asses handed to them and the reapers are gonna regret crossing humanity. Very HFY Mass Effect AU. Enjoy!

The United Republic of States after 6000 years ascends to the stars. The Council will have to contend with a nation that is better than them in every way. This is kind of a humanity F* Yeah! story. Well what did you expect from a game that lets you build a nation that makes our countries look like boy scout troops. Rated T for "Just in Case..."

Failing magic school student Jaune Arc had one more chance to prove himself as a mage in the form of summoning a powerful familiar in Beacon Academy's rite of passage. Things get complicated though when instead of a simple magical beast, he gets the Iron Demon General of Hell's legions, Pyrrha Nikos. The school year is going to get very interesting.

An unknown girl (OC) with white hair and purple eyes wakes up in the middle of Forever Fall forest with no clue who she is or how she got there. Professor Ozpin nor his companions have any clue who she is, so like he did with Ruby Rose, the headmaster decides to enroll the mystery girl in Beacon. Follow her adventures through Remnant as she tries to pick up the pieces of her past.

Eragon and Murtagh have grown up together with their uncle Garrow and cousin Roran since childhood. One night, they discover two stones- one blue, one red. When out from the stones hatch two dragons, Eragon and Murtagh are pulled into the dangerous life of rogue Dragon Riders. As the brothers travel with their dragons Saphira and Thorn, they have no idea if they will live or die.

A continuation of the Inheritance Cycle. The Riders are struggling to rebuild, with only one Rider reaching Eragon for training in the past 30 years. Meanwhile, trouble brews in the North, and threatens to move into Alagaësia. Can the New Riders, only 5 strong, stop this new threat, when the rest of the world is helpless?

Rewrite. With Hawk and Dove as brothers, Felicity Hall finds herself being thrust into the world of superheroes as Falcon, third member of the Terrific Trio. Take into account she's seen as their sidekick, it was only a matter of time before her and other "sidekicks" struck out on their own. Season one. Wally/OC.

A.U. Eragon leaves Carvahall with Brom and a strange man who want the death of the Ra'zac more than everything. Who is he and what is his purpose here? How this new character will influence things and especially the fate of Alagaësia? What kind of secrets does he keep and why does he hate the Ra'zac so much? SaphiraxOC

What if Sally Jackson wasn't a clear sighted mortal, what if she was a daughter of Hephaestus with almost no demigod scent and raised Percy to know about the Greek world. A story with a strong, confident, intelligent, and cunning Percy Jackson. Artemis and Hunters Bashing. Pairing undecided.

Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?

Sally Jackson dies when Percy is a baby and he is taken in by the most unlikely of goddesses and raised by her and her hunters. This is his story.

A week after the Second Giant War; The Seven, Nico, Renya, Thalia, and Grover; travel back in time to the year 2000. The Fates and Rhea send them back in time to read.

First Contact AU! The United Confederacy explores the Orion arm of the milky way galaxy, unaware of the rest of galactic civilization. When mankind meets its first aliens, how will things unfold? How will mankind react? (Undergoing MASSIVE Rewrite)

Gamemaster Ruby only wanted to get her players out of their rut and playing something different. What she got was Jaune playing the spooniest of all bards, Pyrrha unleashing her inner psychopath, Ren playing the cleric of a drunken luck god and... what's Nora playing again? High School AU. Arkos, Team Sloth Cover Image by DownSmashJon

Percy was shown terrible things. Angered by what he saw, he embarks upon a mission to right the wrongs in the world. The gods are not who the demigods worship. He was gifted with power they never intended any demigod to have, and power they don't even have themselves. With the help of the only god he can trust, he'll use that power to end their corruption permanently.

"Rebellion against tyrants is obedience to God"- Benjamin Franklin. After fighting in the Marauder Corps against the IMC, a young Militia pilot soon finds himself on an unknown planet by the name of Lothal and must adapt to a war that is not his own and to become part of a greater rebellion.

It wasn't a black hole. It was a wormhole. And now, the Volunteer of XCOM is stuck in an Alternate Universe where the Humans and Aliens swapped their roles and places. As said above, this is an AU. Attention: CANCELLED

It has been five years since the Dragonborn slew Miraak in Apocrypha and saved the world. All seems at peace in the imperial province of Skyrim. But there is one more task ahead of the Dovahkiin, perhaps his greatest ever. A second Great War is on the horizon and on this shall be staked everything. The Towers must stand.

Female percy jackson, was raised by her dad (poseidon) on earth instead of her mom. I am not rick riordan and all character and credit goes to him, I am just girl who decided to get creative with an amazing series.

Perseus is on a mission to fulfill his mother and uncle's wishes. Instead of being the prophecy child of the Great Prophecy, Perseus must choose which side he is going to fight on. He harbors resentment to the gods specifically Apollo and Artemis. Follow him on his journey of choosing the right path while also helping and recruiting members into his group. (Discontinued).

In the year of 2317, a simple scavenger is thrown away from his regular day to day of raiding Vaults as a great danger rises over his home of New Arlington, calling for any hero to stop it. Our scavenger Mike, joined by his Ghoul neighbor Alex, head out to the Texan Wastelands in order to build a true army in order to take down the greatest scourge of the Lone Star State.

During the last battle, Eragon found the way how to defeat Galbatorix. But Galbatorix didn't think to lose so easily and using a spell sends Eragon and Saphira to another world, but in diffrent times. Will they find the way to meet again? Lord of the Rings/Inheritance Cycle/Hobbit crossover

The Fates and Death decide to Revert the mistakes they made. They even the playing field by returning both Harry and Hermoine to before Hogwarts, so that they may organise and plan for the war they know will rear its ugly head. Harry wakes up to find all three Hallows on his person and a note saying his only true friend was also returned to the past.(Independent Harry and Hermione)

A clan of Tenno whose numbers have never been great, are now close to eradication. Turning to the Void to gather what Orokin artifacts they can to at least bolster their strength, soon find that sometimes fate works in strange ways. Separated and scattered across a seemingly foreign galaxy must find a way to regroup with one another and do what they set out to do. Survive.

The Turians expected a unprepared young species, what they didn't expect was for their foe to have friends in high places.

She dug herself out of shallow grave to face a world she doesn't remember. Can the courier survive in this desolate wasteland with her morals and optimism intact? When she meets a sniper who's seen the worst the world has to offer, will she be strong enough to keep them both alive? or will she crumble and succumb to the vices of the wasteland?

He made the right choice. Handing the dagger to Luke, he thought that'd be it. Unfortunately, he made it too late. His tale continues, as neither choice of the prophecy occurs. This is the third choice, one that broke the boundaries of the world, the laws of time. Watch as Percy Jackson rewrites the myths. Percy x Artemis. Act 1 Complete. Up for Adoption.

Sheogorath finds the Dragonborn boring. So he decides to find a more amusing alternative. Hardcore Skyrim self-insert.

Jason, Rachel, and Reyna wake up to a twisted new reality. Kronos rules supreme. Percy is his second in command. The timeline has been changed, and nothing makes sense anymore. Now, its a race against time. Through the ruble of the world they once knew, the three must find out the cause- and fast, before Kronos can make this new world permanent.

Stolen from her real family as a baby, Cerberus made her to be the greatest weapon for humanity. Rescued by Lt. Commander Hannah Shepard and Commander David Anderson, she becomes much more than that. An AU character build of my Avery Shepard. Takes place before the events of Mass Effect 1.

A series of one shots containing people's first impression of Female Lavellan. Some hint at romances and crushes will be given a long the lines.

at first, this was a one shot called, "break up" it was complete perzoe fluff! but then i got to thinking, why not just make a collection? so here you go, the star and the sea are meant to be, there love will stay strong no matter how far. Hope will never leave you, forgetting that will only harm you.

Two brothers want to experience the Mass Effect trilogy one last time, but what happens when they get transported to the Universe with only their knowledge to guide them, would anything be different due to their actions?, and where did the strange armour come from? [Self Insert and Slight Halo X-over]

The codex for a fanfiction that i am still writing. I just wanted to already post it to save some steps later. All copyrights go to who ever has the claim to them. Inspired by a few other Fanfictions and Games.

The night Voldemort killed the Potters he left something behind inside of Harry's scar. However due to the magical backlash it wasnt the only thing left inside his head. A certain redhead has a plan for her baby boy, how will it help when a girl who seems to real to be true steps in and comes close. Harry/Fleur. This is the promised full story of The ritual T for now going up later

Robin's sunglasses hide more than his identity. Visually impaired, Robin struggles to keep the aster in Robin because Dick Grayson is just not terribly whelming. A legally blind misfit geek with a dog cooler than he is? Why in the world does Bruce wonders why being Robin sounds so much better.

Relay 314 has been opened - the first in many hundreds of years, marking the dawn of a new age. The Council hadn't anticipated to find much; dust on the solar wind, or perhaps even a habitable world or two. They expected to find peace - hoped for it, really. But it wasn't to be so. The Council found humanity split. They found a civil war. AU First Contact

Percy Jackson is at gym class with Annabeth, when his whole world turns upside down. He learns something about his past that was meant to be discovered when he turns 18. The time has come for this to be revealed, but as he struggles with love, war, and anger, what will he do about the big choice given to him with the rising of primeval powers? M for violence, lemons, and cussing.

A quaint fishing trip turns into a 4-D chess game where an entire universe I previously thought was just a game is at stake, and the one with all the cards is a mercenary with effective multiple personality disorder. This is an insert. Not a self-insert, but an insert quite like all the cool kids are doing these days.

BEWARE KOTOR 1 SPOILERS - Revan!/Um... Hello?/REVAN!/No, I'm not Revan! And who are you and why are you in my friendlist!/Stop blabbering! I KILLED YOU FEW DAYS AGO, WHY ARE YOU ALIVE! - also known as "What happens when Malak in some strange twist of fate gets to know a mundane republic soldier who after a while starts to be his best buddy he had since Revan?".

Upon receiving her acceptance letter to Hogwarts, Tansy Belmont is removed from her foster home and tossed into the brilliant wizarding world she never knew existed. But her name has more legacy than she could have ever assumed as she uncovers the fate of her family and her destiny. (Multiple years. OC plot and characters. Slytherin) Rating subject to change as years progress.

'I began running towards Percy, overwhelmed at the fact that he had survived Tartarus when something stopped me cold in my tracks. Where was Annabeth? I couldn't see her anywhere in or around the doors.' Percy dove into Tartarus to save Annabeth, but what if she didn't make it back out? AU Begins during House of Hades.

This starts out as the typical Pertemis story but with twists. Percy goes to complete a task for Athena but only comes back to something that breaks him. Where will he go from there? I'm sorry for viewers who hate Chaos but this does include Chaos.

Strength. Discipline. Honor. These are the pillars of Turian Society. And after meeting a race faced with extinction, they will stand by these pillars. No matter what the Asari say.

Prophesies complete, an immortal Dragonborn and her vampire best friend are left to their own devices. The result? A jointly ruled empire of Nirn that spans the stars. So when Batarians are chased through relay 314 by the Turians into Imperial space, all oblivion breaks loose. How will the Galaxy of Science hold up to the Empire of Magic, Especially one ruled by the Dragon Queens?

Percy, Jason, and Nico are Titans. Not just any Titans, the first Titans, born directly from the powers of Pontus, Uranus, and Tartarus. A new Great Prophecy is given that calls for them directly. Follow their story as they fight for what is right. *Set after the Heroes of Olympus.* **And never before seen Athenico! Along with Pertemis and Reyson.**

What if Cole and Trish had a son before the events of infamous 1? What if he got the same power as Cole and survived the RFI. What if he joined a covert team of superheros? Join Jacob MacGrath as he meets new friends and battles the light and his past. Takes place 5 months after infamous 2. Cover art created by AgentXtremis.

Twenty years after the death of Galbatorix, Eragon has set up a new guild of riders in the East. A young son of an Earl named Phineas, has a dragon hatch for him. With little training in fighting, Phineas has to travel across Alagaesia with only a strange elf to guide him, as they travel into lands unknown to reach Eragon's Citadel. Rated T. OC plus other characters

Bards are great at causing distractions.

Through the process of Parthenogenesis, the first, and last child of Hestia was born. Over four thousand years after his birth, He has a run in with the hunters of Artemis in Maine, interrupting a mission from Chiron. Rated T because I'm paranoid. More than likely very slow and erratic updates. REWRITE IS UP, "Heart of Ashes"

Humanity is different. After a brutal unfication war, the world of Terra melds its magic with technology to break free of their homeworld. With the galaxy their oyster and the thirst for adventure now unquenchable, the Terran Empire will reach new heights. Meanwhile, the arrogance of the Citadel Council has also reached new heights. Perhaps it is time to put them in their place. AU

Anubin, frozen in carbonite during the first war with the Eternal Empire, is thawed out thirty-six hundred years into the future. All he wants is to retire, but it seems the Force has other plans for him.

Pure blue. The first thing Percy noticed about the girl that came out of the tree was how bright, brilliant, and blue her eyes were. They cut through him like electricity through water. In that moment, he knew that something had irrevocably changed in his destiny. Fate had a plan for Percy Jackson, and Thalia Grace just became a part of it.

Saren is dead. Shepard is dead. But when she comes back, Ian and I will be waiting. Let's see the Omega 4 relay try to stop us...assuming we even make it that far. Sequel to Welcome to the Family. Rated T for language.

At the start of Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon's adventures, what if there was a son of Zeus around as well? How would he impact the prophecy and how the wars turn out? (Two books, one for PJO, the other for HOO) DISCONTINUED.

What if a god was born that had each of the Olympians, including Hades and Hestia gave birth to a ancestor before him, making him the strongest god in history? (All ten books) (Will be split into two books, one for PJO and one for HOO) DISCONTINUED.

A story where Percy not only knows someone from Camp Half-Blood long before coming there but he takes being a demigod a lot more seriously. He becomes extremely powerful but he has to work for his power and his gear. I'm trying to make a Percy that is, without a shadow of a doubt, worthy of the name 'The Destroyer'.

Percy grows up in Eragon's world, finally meeting Murtagh and a large silver stone when he and his mother make a trip to the capitol. Murtagh comes to Percy with a hope to leave the king's rule. But with Percy's strange powers he never knew about coming forth and Murtagh wanting to go after to Ra'zac to find the new Dragon Rider, will they make it back to the Varden?

It has been five years since Robin had gone missing. Five years since the oldest Wayne child "died" and the other three had been kidnapped. Young Justice and Batman were the only ones still looking for the missing bird, and most of them were losing hope. Only Wally and Batman looked for the missing brothers. But maybe, they don't want to be found. But Blüdenhaven's new heroes do.

Beacon is being overrun, and Cinder Fall is atop the tower. Pyrrha has a plan to deal with all this, though. An AU based around Pyrrha surviving the Fall of Beacon.

Hello people. First story ever right here. Update may be slow but hang in there with me. This is one of those stories where you create a person and I make a story about them. Also chaos is rising and is going to kill leo guys! Review so that he doesn't die!

It's been 30 years since Eragon and Saphira have left Alagaësia and have been teaching the new generation of Dragon Riders. Eragon is finally getting into the groove of things when Arya contacts him with a warning: Their next student is a bit strange.

(Alt. Timeline after James' Death in F3) The Lone Wanderer has left the Capital after the death of the only family he has known. He pushes on West, until he gets to New Vegas, and meets a certain Courier girl. Love might be in the air, but can she help him deal with his past? A past that may be destined to catch up to him?

Apollo never cared for the hero or villain life. But now he's been dragged to join the Team by his twin sister, Artemis. While his sister is eager to make her debut as a hero, Apollo is more than reluctant to do so. The longer he's a part of the Team, the more Apollo realizes that being a hero is actually pretty awesome. Disclaimer: I do not own Young Justice.

A single small thing can change fate... and destiny. this is the story of The Child Saver, his goal is simple... let no other child suffer as he did before he himself had been saved. what great adventures await this secret warrior who is a Champion of Hestia?

Raider Pack leader Mason has been captured by the Brotherhood of steel but even the toughest of people cant seem to get this guy to crack so Elder maxson is forced to dp aomething unordthdox. He sends in 3 year old Lizzie... Ahe only says one wprld but thats all shell need to crack a crook!

Born to Neptune, and raised by Lupa, Perseus Jackson is fated to have a long, difficult life, but also one full of victory, glory, and success. Witness the rise of the man who shaped the future of the godly world, both Roman and Greek. AU, Roman!Percy, and Preyna. Sorry to Percabeth fans. First in the Imperator Jackson series. FIN. Rewrite is up! Read Vas Bellicosum!

R.I.P Hazel Levesque 1942, Pluto's daughter. R.I.P Percy Jackson 1942, Gaea's son. Being born in the 1900s made it difficult for the two to be together because of race but now they're dead, when Nico brings them back to life for a prophecy how will they react to the new world? Rest in peace. How can they do so now?

A military vet is dropped into the Young Justice universe with a unique power and an absolute disregard for human life, and an almost pathological need for entertainment.

"Two thousand nine hundred and eighty-two names are engraved on the bronze," he replies, nodding at the wall that rested before them. "Almost three thousand people. Husbands, fathers, wives, mothers, sons, daughters… All gone just like that." A Son of Poseidon's take on the day the Twin Towers fell.

The Illusive Man has sent a new Dossier to Commander Shepard. An unusually skilled soldier with amazing mobility and why do they call him 'The Titan Caller?

Perseus is born to Sally Jackson, Daughter of Mars, Huntress of Diana. Sally sacrifices herself to defend her son. Perseus must grow up in New Rome and become the perfect soldier. How will the champion of the Moon fair in his life? Who is Perseus' father? Perseus must save the world from Kronos. He will do so with the help of his friends he makes in New Rome.

Young men and women, some enamored with tales of the Lone Wanderer and The Good Fight, others driven by a lust for adventure, and a few simply searching for a place to call home, are drawn to Reilly's Rangers in the hope that they will find the answer to their heart's desire.

Anaea 'Ana' Jackson was just another foster kid with a habit of running away when her maths teacher suddenly decides it's chow time and Ana's the main course. Then her best friend turns out to be half-goat, her Latin teacher's actually a thousand year old centaur, oh, and did I mention she's part god and has to stop WW3? No, well there's that too.

Journey is an adaption of the Sith Warrior storyline from Bioware's SWTOR, focusing on the Aindri Hallow and her adventures across the galaxy from her time as an acolyte to the Commander of the Alliance. Will include appearances from other classes and I'm stressing from the beginning that I don't own anything from the Star Wars universe. Also first fanfic so please give feedback

Sara Jast is a smuggler with a criminal past. She does whatever she wants for money but she doesn't mind getting her hands dirty. This takes place before the events of Kotor.

As a Spartan, it was my duty to protect Humanity, whatever the cost. Now, the stakes have been raised as I no longer have to protect just Humanity, but the entire galaxy and all of its inhabitants. At the side of the First Human Spectre of this new Galaxy, I will succeed in defending the galaxy, even if it results in my death...

When the Primordial Goddess Gaia woke up from her slumber, she destroyed everything. What happens when the hero returns to the beginning with all his powers but none of his achievements? Prophecies Change. Time travel fic.

Marvin White starts to notice some odd happenings in Happy Harbor. Who are these heroes popping out of nowhere? What's up with these strange new kids at his school? And why is he the only one connecting these two obviously connected things!

Sila was found a hundred years before the Treaty of Coruscant and was raised by the Mandolorians. Now it is her time to rise and face the galaxy she had only seen from the dreams of her childhood.

A collection of short stories through the world of Britannia. What happens when a Half-Orc, Human, Dragonborn, Halfling, and a Triton get a summons from the king? Adventure of course!

Percy and Annabeth were best friends. Until she abandoned him and moved to New York. 2 years later Percy's father died and his mom decided to move to New York. When Percy starts attending Annabeth's school, will she be able to fix Percy? Or will he be to bitter that she abandoned him? Rated T just in case ;) COMPLETED!

Humanity managed to reach the stars after blowing itself back to the stone age. The quarians escaped the Veil and headed deeper into unknown space, colonizing worlds there. From there, humanity and the quarian people must deal with what the galaxy throws at them, whether that is rogue Spectre or a bureaucratic Council. Oh. And they have to deal with each other, of course.

Percy Jackson was betrayed by all the people he thought were his friends, he was replaced by his half-brother. After been betrayed by his girlfriend, he leaves earth. He comes back as an assassin, will he help the people who betray him? Could he defeat the beings more powerful than Chaos? Will he be able to trust again? Read the story to find out! Not your regular Chaos story!

First he lost his mother at a young age, than he gained a new one, now his destiny is off track. There is no way to fix it... but can he live through it? Percyx... you will have to find out! BEING REWRITTEN

In 2148, a small team of American scientists and explorers found the greatest discovery in Human history; alien ruins on Mars. For the next two and a half centuries Human governments and corporations flew out from Earth, carving great empires and propelling Humanity into a new golden age of peace and prosperity. And in 2397, a Japanese explorer answered Humanity's oldest question.

Percy does the impossible again, but instead of a reward, he gets a punishment that almost no one deserves. Follow our favorite hero on his self induced quest to prove himself to his new friends and family.

This is a new story starring both titanfall and overwatch. Read as a pilot attempts to adapt to a new world of heroes and villains so what happens in one of the first fandom universal crossovers?

Percy had always known he and his twin brother were not normal. That was fact. Things just seemed to happen around them. It was a surprise, finding out that they were Demigods. If being a demigod was rough normally, they dreaded what would happen to them since they were two demigod souls sharing one body. Twin Souls Book 1

Six Teenagers were having a normal day playing Zelda breath of the wild. That was until they saw an ad. They shouldn't have pressed that ad. Suddenly the world flashes white and they wake up lying in a Cave. Need Villain OC's. Look at chapter 9 and the A/N at the end of chapter 11 for details.

Pyrrhanykos is not exactly the most terrifying dragon. Lucky for her, Jaune Arc is not exactly the deadliest dragonslayer. So when they meet, it isn't exactly an epic battle for the ages. Instead it's the start of an adventurous journey full of danger, self-discovery and maybe, just maybe some romance. An Arkos Dragon AU.

John 117 can handle a lot of things. Grief isn't one of them. Even after being reunited with Blue Team, the loss of Cortana has sent him reeling. Yet when he comes upon a rouge SPARTAN, between fighting off ONI and an new threat rising, he may find his luck hasn't run out just yet.

This is a story that I hope will be read many times. This is my first story, so flames are welcome, because I love making smores! Rated T for minor swearing. This is a Pertemis fic! Disclaimer: Rick Riordan owns everything except for my plot and Elena! I am so sorry for not updating, I have moved houses and have been occupied recently. I am so SORRY!

Surviving on the streets of Gotham was no small feat. Jason Todd knew the streets better than anyone. What he didn't know was that there was more to life than fear, anger and pain, until now.

Perseus, son of Atlas, needs help. Stripped of his immortality, he is hunted by Artemis for refusing Aphrodite's advances. With the help of a wayward Olympian, he hides away, partially immortal, trying to get back to his family and tell them he's alright. But when a hunter of Artemis is threatened, will Perseus choose to give himself away and save her? AU. OOC sorry!

The team...but without powers? In high school? See how they deal with it all in this story! (Spoiler: DRAMA) They are all 16 and in their second year of high school. Rated T for cursing. Couples are: Chalant, Spitfire, Supermartian, AquaRocket/Torpedo, one sided baby magic, one sided Dibs, one sided La'gaan and M'gann

Artemis meets both sides of Robin, seperately. But how long until she realizes her teammate and her best friend at school are the same person? DickxArtemis

Ambrose, god of natural disasters, restoration, destruction, and immortality, is hated by his siblings. When Hades uses him in order to earn the trust of the Olympians, his powers begin to grow. This attracts the attention of family members who he must face or aid to determine the fate of Olympus. (Takes place during The Last Olympian)

Percy runs away from home at the age of ten, but runs into three others who are just like him. To protect his friends Percy sacrifices himself so that they can be safe. He is turned into the pine tree that protects the camp, known as Percy's Pine. AU where Percy sacrifices himself instead of Thalia. How will events play out differently?

Max is a Rifleman with dreams to be a pilot, SP is a new experimental titan based off of the failed ARK. Seems fitting that in a Militia pilot hiring spree they meet. But it seems there are other warring factions unbeknownst to the rest of humanity that Max inadvertently stumbles upon. New alliances will be made, along with new enemies. A long winding road is ahead, full of trials.

Percy is saved from being killed by the Olympians on false pretenses by Lady Chaos, the creator of the universe. She just happens to be looking for a friend considering how lonely she's been for the past thousands of years, and rescues Percy in an attempt to befriend him. Eventual Percy x Chaos, as one would expect. I'm kind of bad at summaries, aren't I?

'"Riptide, the tide that take people by surprise. Thank you." Those were the last words spoken by Percy Jackson, the son of Poseidon and Sally Jackson, savior and hero of Olympus, destroyer of many, hero and friend to many.'

Kaldur realizes everyone on the team has secrets and creates the circle of truth.(Like truth or dare but only truth). Secrets are revealed and will the team be the same by the end?

Just a regular Mortal meets our favorite demigod couples, and a few punch in the face.

Percy has a sister. What! A couple of the demigods go on a journey and find that their friend might be an enemy. Will they be able to get back to Camp safely?

Sally never marries Gabe, what happens as a result of this? The story is intentionally vague, it should become clear in time. This is my first piece, don't expect a masterpiece

In the world where Dr. Nelson found a young apprentice for his mantle what changes will occur to the events of the Young Justice, will tragedies be avoided or will this cause unseen concerns to become an even greater disaster?

Lex luthor has formed a crack pot team, for the sole purpose of converting Young Justice to the dark side. With a rule book they will finally figure out; which members would fit as a villain. To bad most of the kids already fit the criteria.

This Story is about Percy where he was an Olympian God in Ancient Greece, But has suddenly vanished. But around 2013 a Demigod with the same name shows up at Camp Half-Blood. After some incredible quests, This Demigod has more secrets than he knows he has. More reasons to hate the fates. Read about Percy Jackson, Son of Poseidon and... Hestia? (Trials of Apollo didn't happen.)

Rude, rebellious delinquent Andronika Jackson didn't expect to have the word goddess added to the list of epithets used to describe her. As if finding out she was the daughter of Poseidon and Artemis was not enough, the Fates saw fit to saddle her with a curse, a prophesy and a destiny greater than she could have ever imagined. Fem!Godly!Percy/ Apollo

An arrogant prince, a brave princess, a clumsy soldier, a villager girl, an intelligent shopkeeper, a sad servant, and a hardened criminal. They may seem different, but they have one thing in common: They all find faults in Rome. Can the terrible Colosseum drive them all to see what is really important? Ancient Rome AU. Rated T for violence, nothing else.

When his dad is killed, Percy finds someone he never expected to meet. He is thrust back into danger, however, when he discovers his true heritage.

Maddy Chambers has been experimented on, her whole life. After Flash rescues her from Cadmus, she's taken in by Johnny Quick. She soon learns to control her powers, and understand her responsibilities as a hero. What will happen when Wally West, the closest person she has to a brother, suggests her joining his Super- Secret- Superhero- Team? OC. AU.

A girl from our world, earth, dies, but it was a mistake on heavens part, after waking up in a babies body, being handed over to a gruff old man... wait a second, isn’t that Garrow? Eragon’s uncle? As it turns out, i am Eragon’s younger sister by nine minutes.

Internet Friends AU. Dick, Kaldur, Wally, Connor, Megan, and Artemis all met online one day. They turned into a nit-tight group of friends even though they never met in person. One day, that all changes.

Inspired by Reversed Life by Rainxoxo AU Eragon grew up in the Empire, serving as Galbatorix's right hand. As the King withdrew, he shouldered a large part of the administration of the Empire. He keeps the peace and administers justice. This story begins when Arya is captured by Durza. Eragon X Arya and maybe other couples as well.

Percy's life was going great. He has survived against all odds. He managed to get what heroes usually never get, a happy ending… or so he thought. (Disclaimer: Characters belong to Rick Riordan)

Perseus was the god with no domains, meaning he had no strengths-but also no weaknesses, making him basically the god of everything. To find adventure, he is turned into a demigod-with barely any powers

Percy Jackson is left in the hands of a new Patron when his mother was killed. Drastically changing the future for the young hero.

This is a story about percy and his adventure for love and to reclaim his throne, saving the day in the process

Percy is more than just a son of Poseidon, he is also the adopted kitsune daughter of Hestia. How will this change things, when at first Percy doesn't even know his birth form is a demigod.

Every god or goddess is assigned a guardian at birth, unbeknownst to demigods. They personify their master's strongest domain. Hidden in the shadows, they now are banished for millennia due to the Olympians' overconfidence. But when the Titans return with formidable allies, will the gods admit their shortcomings and accept help? Pertemis. Plot by 50shadesofgreyson. DISCONTINUED

When seven year-old Eragon gets bitten by a werewolf during one of his escapades to the forest, it changes his destiny, but is the change for good or for worse? Will Saphira even hatch for him? AU. Werewolf!Eragon

After an argument with his sister, Apollo makes the decision to assemble his own group of hunters and huntresses. (This is a story where you fill out a form, and if it follows all the guidelines, I put it in the story.)

John Wick. Trained and raised by the League of Assassins he becomes one of the most infamous killers in the world. Until he decides to leave it all behind for the sake of love. Too soon though, his love passes away and John does his best to remain a good man in her honor, living a quiet life. But as fate would have it John ends up encountering a certain Team...

So basically these are random texts the team sent to each other sorry in advance to any misspellings and grammar.

In the void of space, decades after the fall of the old Empire, Jaune Arc, Captain of the Freespace ship Beacon are just trying to survive as scavengers and errand runners. Things change for them though when a stricken Atlasian cruiser drops a trio of enemies in their laps. Now the ragtag crew and the straitlaced Atlasians have to learn to survive together against a bigger foe.

A new demigod, a new prophecy, a new quest. The story behind Aria's mysterious arrival and her dark past, will she able to regain what she lost? Or will she loose it all? (I suck at summaries so plz give chance... I have cookies? (::) (::) (::) (::)...

This is a story about Percy being abandoned by his friends and Chaos deciding that it is the right time to finally claim Percy as his son. The first chapter of this story was originally three chapters adopted from Achilles Brother. Check out his fanfiction account. Unfortunately on hiatus.

That's when she saw a man; skin white as snow, green hair slicked back as his ruby red eyes landed on her. "Aw, don't cry little one." He cooed, wiping the blood laced knife with the dead woman's hair. "You'll get your turn too." As blood is brutally shed, flesh is ripped apart and corpses fall, it's up to the dark knight to put an end to a new monster in Gotham. (DISCONTINUED)

The Avengers contend with a near unstoppable mercenary assassin named Deadpool, who appears to be a lot tougher than he looks. What they don't know is that Deadpool was once a HYDRA test subject like the Maximoff twins. Deadpool was once a hero fallen from grace. Deadpool was once Perseus Jackson.

Percy Jackson was like any demigod granted he was powerful, but still like any other. Till the Gods banished him now he is angry and vengefull. I think this is the first Fanfic where Percy is the son of pontus adopted or not Time Travel! AU Percy x Zoë x Bianca

Percy Jackson a son of Poseidon, Alethea Alston daughter of Hestia and lastly Aristious Argent son of Artemis. They're all forbidden, all heroes and they're all in for one hell of a ride. (Remake of the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series and hopefully Heroes of Olympus.) -Percabeth -Aristhea Rated T cause im paranoid

Apollo is banished by Zeus for helping in raising Gaea. The gods are clueless as to who shall ride the sun chariot in Apollo's absence. A divine being of olden times, believed to be faded, reappears and desires for the chariot. With Percy by his side, will Helios regain his old stature as the mighty Sun God?

Wolf was reborn to fight the Darkness, using the powers gifted to him by the Traveler to protect Earth's remaining city and its inhabitants. But when one mission sends him across the stars to another world plagued with its own Darkness, the young Guardian will rise up to continue his objective. But a bigger threat looms on the horizon, driven by revenge to kill the light forever.

Perseus Jackson, God of Energy and Loyalty, King of Olympus, and the leader of the Olympian Gods in war that seems impossible to win. Perseus is the only chance for Olympus, he himself is the only one holding the power to kill the Titans and stop their next "Golden Age". Perseus is brought into a fight that seems impossible. He manages to win, but at what cost? AU God!Percy

At the age of five, Percy Jackson's life is changed completely on the night his mother died. With nowhere to go he is guided and taken in by the least likely group of people and trained to become the greatest man to ever live. He will face a fate no hero has ever had to endure but he won't do it alone. My first fanfic. Swearing in future chapters. Review, Follow and Favourite

Jarnün, Daughter of Carvahall, is thrown into a world of dragons and wars by simply picking up a magical stone in the Spine, while out hunting with her closest friend, Eragon. Can she discover who she really is? Will they be able to complete the quest they must follow? And at what cost?

When Annabeth chooses Godhood over a future with him, Percy is broken. His pain worsens when his closest friends forget about him, and he must stay away from his mortal parents. Forced into hiding, Percy attempts to survive alone, but when he is captured by an old "friend," can he be saved? Can Percy Jackson, the hero, be salvaged from the shell of his former self? (Pertemis)

Five year old Percy Jackson was abandoned by his sister who joined the hunt. Eight hundred years later, two twelve year old boys, both children of Poseidon stumble into camp, one is in shock and awe about the Greek world but the other seems to have known about it and has skills that can rival the gods themselves. But one thing confuses everyone, why does he hate the hunt so much?

Perseus Jackson... Is a troublesome kid even for two gods of death. The son of Hades and Proserpina, A mistake leads the boy to be an outcast... and a Mortal

This is like any other Percy Jackson and Chaos story but with my own twist.

Percy and Annabeth weren't expecting the werewolf pack that would attack them on their date. But Percy sacrificed himself to save Annabeth's life, and will now have to live with the beastly monster he has become. A danger to his friends and loved ones, he must run away from camp to seek an antidote to this curse before he hurts someone. OOC sorry. Rated for swears.

A story about how Perseus the True King of Olympus gets betrayed by his family and must work to save the world, get his throne back, and find love on the way

"What do you most desire? Money and wealth? Honor and pride? Authority and power? Revenge? Or something that transcends them all? Whatever you desire-it's here, in the Tower of God." Join Percy as he climbs each level of the tower to find his friend Annabeth, while facing almost near impossible missions and mind bending puzzles. Percy will use any means necessary to reach the top.

What if Percy was never asleep for those 8 month? When Hera hides Percy while his memory is being erased, someone trespasses into Percy's sleeping chambers, awakes him and runs away before he could see them. Now on his own, alone, with no memory. Percy bumps into a child of Demeter who takes him back to a base camp of demigods going against a group called the Triumvirate.

Percy wakes to find his little sister Chaos and him in a void. They train for five years learning their powers then create the universe. They both pushed their limits and fell into a coma for many, many years. When Percy wakes he is separated from his sister and sees there is much evil in his sister's universe. He searches but can't find his little sister until he heads to earth.

Annabeth cheats on Percy.

Betrayed by all those he loved, Percy finds a new family with Chaos and the Amaranthine Assassins. When Percy has to return to Camp Half-Blood, another prophecy is there to prove his luck. A new threat arises, will Percy be able to handle this one?

Percy was betrayed by everyone. A new ally saves him. What will happen when he returns to the place that caused him so much pain? How will everyone react to the new prophecy and enemy? And can Percy overcome his nightmares or will it drive him over the edge? Pairing to be decided in polls.

Alyson has been experiencing strange dreams since she was a child making her no stranger to odd occurrences. So when her childhood friend Eragon becomes a dragon rider what else is she to do but join him on an incredible adventure and try and keep them both out of trouble. (possible romance, not sure yet)

Basically canon with a twist. Percy is the son of Artemis. No pairings until the third book but you can vote on who you want it to be, like I said will mostly follow cannon but will differ from it.

Percy, Jason, and Thalia Grace are all children of Beryl Grace, lover of Zeus/Jupiter. The twins, Jason and Percy, have to be separated from Thalia due to their Roman heritage. When the boys arrive at Camp Jupiter, they don't know that in a couple years' time, they will both be thrust into two wars. My proposal of Sinisterclown13, The Twins of Rome, story. Please read to find out.

Percy has to make a choice. And it will be the hardest choice he ever has to make in his life. One shot.

Just what the titles says. The show rewritten as Eli as a girl. The original story because nobody made anything else like this! Slugterra doesn't belong to me. Only the idea.

An alliance of Earth's humans and an ultra-sensitive psionic race known as the Togrun Democracy force their predatory foe into a decisive battle that decides the fate of the war. Oneshot about a very difficult decision I asked a friend to make.

AU. Eons ago, the Primorial Gods fought a war against an ancient race. Barely winning, they exterminated this race. At least they thought so. But when Michael Varus's Alaskan expedition goes awry, it awakens someone who's been asleep for a long time. His name? Perseus. With a grudge against the Gods for killing everyone he knew, will Percy be able to tell whose good and whose evil?

A crew of four OCs with the first quest since the giant war. There leader David child of Tarturas has teamed with khione along with Gunnar to murder all demigods in this series. Mirrors the Apollo series. They might meet idk

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Percy Jackson led an orphaned life, supported by a mysterious trust fund that paid for his school fees. With a huge twist of events, he finds himself facing dangers that he had never seen before. Alongside his friends, is Percy Jackson ready for the future ahead?

Percy Jackson had it all friends,family,a perfect girlfriend 6 months after the 2nd Giant War Percy Jackson finally hopes for peace but when a son of Zeus comes to camp Percy loses everything but when a mysterious powerful being offers him a offer that no one can turn down what would happen when he accepts the offer?

Fearing for her newborn son Harry, Lily Potter creates a ritual to send him to a new world where he will be safe from those who want to use him to win the war. (ON HIATUS)

Summary: Annabeth joins Goode High to surprise Percy, only to find that he is the most popular kid in school. Just your typical high school AU. Be prepared for some minor OOC. Criticism is welcome, but this is my first fanfic so please be gentle. Rated T just in case. Percabeth!

Annabeth is a snob who only cares for rich kids. Percy has a secret he has kept from everyone, even Thalia and Nico, his cousins. At a sleepover, the two have to share a room. During this time it uncovers new feelings. Will Annabeth change? Will Percy reveal his secret? Also other fun things inside! New couples!

Was Poseidon not joking at the end of The Last Olympian? The whole camp is curious when a new girl, Arika's, arrives at the camp and is claimed by Poseidon. How will the Heroes of Olympus react when they get to know about her?

In a different world, Cleodora Williams, daughter of Zeus, is the new Annabeth Chase.

Percy Jackson is betrayed by everyone at camp so get helps Demigods that have not yet arrived at camp when the gods ask him for help.

On a really boring night, Travis and Connor Stoll decide to write a list of 100 ways to get kicked out of Camp.

A God has given birth to a child. A child which shouldn't have been born. She is living unbeknownst that the Olympians are actually real.. She has never seen or faced monsters even though she is 16. She is shocked when Percy and others come to get her. Is she the long forgotten about prophesized child? The child with unimaginable powers? Who is this girl? The drama unfolds

The YJ team finds out they aren't the only ones investigating Cadmus. OC/Cheshire. Rated T for safety.

Percy, abandoned by almost all of the other campers, abandoned by the Olympians, abandoned by even Annabeth in favor of his new half-brother is offered a deal to go back and change it all as a child of darkness instead of a son of the sea.

A war even more ancient than the founding of Citadel space itself, a rogue Spectre with an army of geth, a threat that has been present for millions of years, and only one man has the ability to stop it. Two young Assassins join the Normandy crew in a fight for survival, who knows if they'll survive it to the end. I suck at summaries, anyways read and enjoy!

AU story with Femshep as main character. What would the universe look like if mankind met a council-race before they found the Prothean ruins on mars? (Adjusted time-line to allow certain characters to exist) (Unfinished & somewhat abandoned)

Thirty-five years have past since the end of the Human-Covenant War. Having reclaimed most all its previous glory, the UNSC exploration locates a massive artificial construct in the outer orbit of a star. While investigating the object alongside their Sangheili allies, new aliens come forth from the construct and bring humanity into a fate they never expected. ON HIATUS

The Tenno order was forced into exile and hid on Mars, humanity finds them and becomes more powerful than anything the Council can throw at them. Read to find out why I suck so badly at summaries, and to see the Council get fucked, and Reapers facepalming, and several other possibly crackish stuff. Sorta Crack?