![]() Author has written 6 stories for Transformers, Trolls, One Piece, Avengers, Naruto, and Detroit: Become Human. For those of you that read my story Becoming a Prime: I am rewriting everything, don’t worry it’ll have a lot of the same content, just better written. I am so sorry it took so long to get back into writing but it’s been a tough year and I’m also graduating soon. That being said all of my stories are getting a revamp now that everything has settled down some. Thank you for all your patience, and in the mean time check out the rest of my stories please and thanks Copy and post this on your profile if you hate stereotypes! Bold the one you are and punch the people who stereotypes others. Just kidding! I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (Maybe, my mother says I'm too thin)I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditzI'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no moralsI am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore (I like dancing)I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOOI'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazyI'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamasIm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong directionIm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuffI'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punksI'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHAI'm MORMON so I MUST be perfectI'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm blackI'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devilI'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie Hollister.I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelonI'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horseI’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a SatanistI’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheepI’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBEI’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loserI care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippyI have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virginsI'm PAGAN so I MUST worship SatanI'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against AbortionI'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELEDI DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcastI like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childishI'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the timesI’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (At the moment, no, I do not want a boyfriend)I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (My sis says I don't have a heart cause I don't cry at sad stories)I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionistI'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistakeI DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problemsI'm SCOTTISH so I MUST play the bagpipes and eat haggis. A Hetalian's Pledge I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta.I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room.I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures.I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich.I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking.I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous.I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet.I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender.I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores.I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support another yaoi pairing.I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name.I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules.I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas.I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far.I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems.I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short.I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess.I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic.I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature.I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun.I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different.. or I'm celebrating the holidays.I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy.I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots.I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare.I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat.I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off.I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask.I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish.I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved.I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay.I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong.I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME." Everyone has a little bit of each nation in them, including me. Therefore, I pledge these things as a true Hetalian.Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to show your Hetalian spirit!Luna Safire, Crazy Awesome Neko, Katie-Kat1129, Raven G. Black, KiaraWangWilliams, Bluejay Blaze,Demigirl007, Canadaka-Eh, Shadow Geek 123, Cutejayjay2011 |