Mannequin Republichide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, X-Men: The Movie, Harry Potter, and Naruto. heya if anyone ever reads this again?? Oh gosh, I haven't been on fanfiction.net in yonks! Hope you are all keeping well. I apologise for not updating my Naruto story but I've kinda dropped out of the fandom and have had no inspiration to write anything for it. (It's hard to write for a character when all you think about is how they were depicted in Gaiden. ouch) Also I was actually a little baby in the womb when I started writing the story, and when I read through it now it's just cringe-central. Here's my sasunaru tumblr that I update once every month lmao idk well: sasukexnaruto @ tumblers dot com Also! The cover image for Deja vu is by Yasuli!: here | |||||||
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In This World For You by SnapesFavorite reviews
The night Lily and James are killed, Dumbledore asks for Severus's promise to give up his own destiny in order to protect Harry's life. Severus agrees, but when he meets his husband from the future, he's forced to break his word. HPSS Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 44 - Words: 214,950 - Reviews: 3248 - Favs: 3,181 - Follows: 3,699 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 8/7/2005 - [Harry P., Severus S.] Draco M.
Stuck In A Loop by Inuyonas reviews
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, My likes are NOT you, and my dislikes ARE you..." NOT YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,879 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/19/2018 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Chance to Live by Bongo MonkeysXP reviews
After the battle with Voldemort, Harry is given another chance to go back and enjoy his teenage years in the 1970's, a chance to meet his parents, befriend a man who gave his life protecting him and a chance to just be Harry. But will Harry be able to complete the task assigned to him by fate? Eventual Slash HP/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,957 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,663 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dreams and Darkness Collide by Epic Solemnity reviews
AUSLASH! Though he was raised without the expectation of saving the world, Harry still possesses a savior complex. Only, it's so dark and twistedly immoral, he created an alter ego to practice vigilantism. His second identity makes a name for himself and immediately ensnares Minister Riddle's complete and obsessive attention. A game of cat and mouse begins and morals are questioned
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 215,747 - Reviews: 2461 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 4,005 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 5/16/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Kingsley S.
All For Show by Cannibal Inc reviews
Draco is sure he accidentally touched one of his father's illegal artifacts and is hallucinating as a result. Why else would he be seeing Harry-Bloody-Potter prancing around his house with Lord-Bloody-Voldemort? LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,802 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 4/29/2016 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Fallen Angel by Atawalpa reviews
Becoming a vampire for his 16th is not Harry's idea of a birthday present. But he wasn't even bitten so how did he become the impossible? He runs from all he knows to find out the answer and with the war looming on the horizon, Harry doesn't have much time to find new allies. Or even old enemies? D/H slash. Further warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 218,694 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 1,736 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Partners by Miasen reviews
An agent of the Department of Paranormal Affairs, Sasuke Uchiha has one goal in life: to hunt down every single bloodsucker that plagues this world. As the resident bastard, he refuses to let anyone get in the way of the hunt, least of all his new partner. Yaoi. SasuNaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 173,309 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Signs by d'ihshtri reviews
Who said that Shinigami takes your life for his services? No one. Yondaime learned it the hard way the day Kyuubi attacked. A different turn of events! What if Naruto was raised by Madara? Additional notes: slight AU; No Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 232,538 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 2,192 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U.
The Art of Hidden Personas by whitedwarf reviews
HP/LV Harry grows up relying on only himself until his adoption, when he is taught the manners and politics of high pureblood circles. Masking his dark intelligence at Hogwarts & intending to escape notice, past secrets and Dark Lords force his hidden hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 199,424 - Reviews: 5642 - Favs: 7,646 - Follows: 8,755 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
click here to subscribe by makuroshi reviews
Haruka was never fond of the Internet, or any avant-garde technology, for that matter. He tries to avoid using them at all costs, and everything goes well until one fine day, Nagisa, Rei and Makoto introduce him to the blackhole from hell called YouTube. (in which Rin is a rising YouTube star, Haru discovers his channel by accident and gets a little obsessed.)
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,146 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 11/1/2014 - [Haruka N., Rin M.] [Sousuke Y., Makoto T.]
Anularius by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPSS slash. Traveling back in time is safe. All you have to do is keep away from people who affect time, who are pretty rare. It's just Horcrux-hunting Harry Potter's luck that Severus Snape is one of them. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,139 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 1/27/2015 - [Severus S., Harry P.] Albus D. - Complete
The Courtesan by Drops of Nightshade reviews
In the prejudiced world where the Dark Lord won, Harry Potter is part of the servile caste, the lowest caste in the new society. Resigned to a life of servitude as a Courtesan, Harry is instead drawn under the wing of the Dark Lord himself. Between the scheming Order and his powerful benefactor, Harry finds himself steadily drawn deeper into the growing conflict. Eventual LV/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 144,902 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 3,761 - Follows: 2,702 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Scarred by Bracken Light reviews
With Rin dead and his life destroyed, Obito must face the numbness of everyday life with just his memories and the scars. But when a naïve, over-eager brat who refuses to give up walks in, he can't help but be intrigued. Torn between the past and present, Obito finds himself faced with a guy who wants to hear him say that he cares. And he'll do anything not to. Possessive!Obito AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 327,452 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 6/21/2013 - [Naruto U., Obito U.] Sasuke U., Zetsu
Love in Chinese by velvet-prosthesis reviews
This whole situation is a joke. Sakura dumps him? Sure, he can handle that. She finds a new guy in a day? Okay, whatever. But when Sasuke actually meets her new boyfriend, he isn't prepared to set himself up as the biggest punch line to his own heterosexual joke of a life. AU, ItaSasuIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 153,760 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 9/7/2009 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.]
Little Seer by HuskyWalker reviews
Voldemort won the first war. Harry is happy to live as an unnoticed squib at Hogwarts. Unfortunately, visions and rebels don't allow that and Harry soon catch the attention of the dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 328,315 - Reviews: 2614 - Favs: 6,234 - Follows: 4,848 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Aggressive Study Habits by brumalbreeze reviews
"Hey, Rei-chan," he called out while fiddling with his pencil carelessly. "I think it'd be nice if you were more aggressive sometimes. I mean, it's not like you aren't ever aggressive or anything but, like…. You should be more aggressive when we have sex."
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,787 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/5/2014 - [Rei R., Nagisa H.] - Complete
Looking For Love by Kryzanna reviews
Every Valentine's Day, Naruto's work hosts an event for lonely singles and this year he's determined to NOT be one of them. He's a romantic at heart, but with work, and helping his friends with their plans, how can he expect to fall in love when he can't even get a date? Or does love already have something interesting in store for him? Contains yaoi and lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,179 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Noctem by windwrites reviews
AU. After his parents' deaths in 1927, Hadrian Peverell is adopted and taught the art of politics. Years later, as war looms on the horizon and his very identity becomes his greatest secret, Hadrian has no choice but to trust someone almost as dangerous as he himself: Tom Riddle. A story of love and loss. A story of power, and of one too great to seek it. HP/TMR. DarkHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 133,296 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 2,220 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
His Mysterious Boss by bachiari reviews
Naruto is forbidden to fall in love with his boss, even though said boss is currently using him as a "stress reliever." SasuNaru. AU. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,585 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Lessons To Be Learned by smartcat reviews
You would think growing up would have an effect on a certain Blonde and Raven haired Uchiha. Think again. Those two may have PhDs but apparently, it proves nothing. Genius Professors, Moronic People. SasuNaru back in original form
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,909 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Escape Artist by Fiorea reviews
Seal master Uzumaki Naruto finally perfected a battle-use seal to rewind time for short moments. What the idiot forgot was that he tends to overdo things when in a pinch. AU, MinaNaru, shounen-ai, slash, angst, humor, time travel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 129,674 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 3,633 - Follows: 3,486 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 5/12/2012 - [Minato N., Naruto U.]
Sasuke Says by FastForward reviews
Minato Namikaze took everything from the Uchiha family. Their money, their business, their home, absolutely everything. Now, Itachi and Sasuke are going to take it all back, and the only way to do that is to take what Minato holds dear. Payback's a bitch. (SasuNaru.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 165,093 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life by Demon's Requiem reviews
Death is not the end. Sasuke and Naruto are reborn over and over again, in search of that one happy ending. Reincarnation!fic, SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,975 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/24/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
In Excess by Quinn Anderson reviews
This fic has been turned into an original novel. Details are posted within. Now available for purchase!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Final breaths by YourPicture reviews
Garry couldn't imagine that his life would end in a weird art gallery, protecting a nine year old girl he just met, but still cares deeply enough for to sacrifice his own life for. This is Garry's final moments, laying alone in a star-painted corridor. Based on the Ib all alone/Forgotten portrait endings of the game.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Garry, Ib/Eve - Complete
My Fair Lady? by Legal Assasin reviews
To gather information from a rival country, Akira goes undercover as one of the bachelorettes said country's lord must choose a bride from. All he has to do is find what he needs, get out...and hope that he doesn't draw attention. AU ShikiXAkira
Togainu no Chi/咎狗の血 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,317 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Akira, Shiki
The Unlikely Meeting by giselle-lx reviews
April Fool! Full title: The Unlikely Meeting of Edwistian Greysen and Anabella Stolen, a Parody.
Crossover - Twilight & Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Complete
Paradise Lost by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter's life changes completely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,214 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 5,847 - Follows: 6,342 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Caldo de Pollo for the Black Hearted by Fairady reviews
Rogue hadn't planned on getting abducted/saved by an insane mercenary, it just sort of happened.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,780 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Rogue, Deadpool/Weapon XI - Complete
Etched by Withershins reviews
AU L/Light. It was a brief fling that lasted much longer than it was supposed to. One a student and part-time forensic artist, the other the greatest detective in the world. When it ended, both were sure they'd never meet again. But fate had other plans. [Discontinued]
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,114 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Light Y., L
Be My Hero by dmnq8 reviews
A misanthropic hermit and an emo loner, two people who couldn't possibly get along, find themselves doing that and more, as circumstances try to tear them apart. NaruSasu, yaoi, AU. Giftfic for Takemeawaytothemoon. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 158,389 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Haunted by meowll reviews
L and Light have always been at war. But when Light chooses not to kill his rival, will things take a different turn? L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,933 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Darkest Hour by Lady Silverwings reviews
Young Harry Potter struggles to make his parents proud after being born a shameful squib. He soon forges a dark, dangerous friendship with the only person who seems to understand his deep need to prove his worth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,412 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 3,887 - Follows: 4,464 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Is This Job Worth It? by Sayonara Akumu reviews
Ichigo has some money problems, so his Dad finds him a job. Only... this job is for a woman. Yaoi. IchiKen, IchiNnoi, IchiGrimm, IchiStark. If you don't like, don't read.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,381 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Ichigo K.
King Me by CloudNineKitty reviews
Sasuke finds a strange rock in his uncle's backyard, and he ends up in a completely different world. where everyone speaks a different language and has a secret of their own. Especially the King. NaruSasu, AU, KakaIru, KisaIta, NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,495 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2393 - Favs: 9,369 - Follows: 4,223 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Luna L., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Uncanny Deadpool II by The Uncanny R-Man reviews
Chapter 35: Deadpool dukes it out with the mind controlled Psylocke. Part of the Uncanny Marvel Universe.
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 50,673 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Deadpool/Wade W.
The Prince and the Pea by Chibi Chidori reviews
Naruto plays a prank on Sasuke after reading a children's story. The outcome isn't exactly what he expected it to be. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,525 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Coupon Book by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto makes Sasuke a very special coupon book for Christmas full of coupons for naughty things for Sasuke to do to Naruto. Needless to say, Sasuke is thrilled. AU SasuNaru OOC Practically nothing but lemons - you have been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,698 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Welcome to the Chicken House by Fairady reviews
Rogue accepts a ride from the wrong stranger and meets a totally different member of Team X.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,865 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI, Rogue - Complete
Altered States by VioletWylde reviews
Sasuke knew how he felt about Naruto, but fear kept him from acting. What happens when those fears are locked away? When suppressed feelings are allowed to surface? A mysterious extra credit assignment may provide opportunity. AU. Yaoi. Lemons & language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,266 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Kill You With A Kiss by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 2255 - Favs: 5,085 - Follows: 1,997 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
If I say don't think about by Starry Sam reviews
Eames: "If I say DON'T think about sharing a screaming, hot orgasm with me… What do you think about?" rated M for smex! ArthurxEames
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Colourless Vanity by Somnium Lacertae reviews
-EDITING- *ItaNaru, others* Naruto had every intention to go train with Jiraiya after the Valley of End… but instead, he's given another option –become a member of the newest ANBU team…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 143,726 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 2,354 - Follows: 2,542 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 9/13/2006 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] Iruka U.
If I Could Live This Time Again by Duana reviews
Aghast at the effects of war, Harry passes out from exhaustion only to find himself awoken in a place he knows no longer stands, with people he knows no longer live and a destiny he thought he no longer had. hpss, slash time travel more warnings inside...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,660 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Stranger's Insight by Dance Elle Dance reviews
"He always looks like he's going to jump in front of him if something were to go awry. Like the gigantic Quileute is his most valuable possession." Edward and Jacob's relationship seen through the eyes of an anonymous bystander. EdwardJacob, oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/22/2011 - [Edward, Jacob] - Complete
Absolution by Masumi'sSword reviews
LOVELESS: Forgiveness is the beginning. Ritsuka knows that only love will heal Soubi's broken soul and save him from a lifetime of pain. But will love save Ritsuka's heart, as well? RitsukaXSoubi,Yaoi, Canon. Spoilers through Vol 9 - Rating may change
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,473 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Ritsuka A., Soubi A.
The Amusing Reviews: Merlin, Series One by queenoftheoutlands reviews
Episodes 1-13, all reviewed amusingly by moi. Randomness! Slash Dragons! Sword Fighting! Arthur posing dramatically! Colin Morgan's insanely cute blue eyes! Shameless referencing of other fandoms! It's all inside!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,208 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Merlin - Complete
The Fox's Brush by supergerbilbaby reviews
Naruto tries to teach Sai about dating and ends up getting in deeper than he originally intended. A multi-chapter NarutoxSai and eventual KakashixYamato story set when the Konoha kids are 19/20 years old. There are mentions of NaruSasu and NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,839 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sai, Naruto U.
Parties & Plots by Acherona reviews
Valentine's Day has never been Sasuke's favorite, it's even worse this year when his moron is forced to work…Something needs to be done. Thank goodness he's an Uchiha and deviousness is in his blood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,553 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
God, it burns by Mako75 reviews
NaruxSasu YAOI AU Uchiha Sasuke met Uzumaki Naruto when he was ten years old. He realized he was in love with him when he turned fourteen and decided he would make him his when he was sixteen. And he would do whatever it took to make it come true.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,689 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hyakumensou by Agni reviews
A contract signed eighteen years ago has turned Naruto’s life upside down. How will he cope with this new, troubling development in his life that he cannot escape? Yaoi, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,617 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 2,805 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Grease Monkey by dmnq8 reviews
It's one of those days when you're hot as f*ck, bored as f*ck, horny as f*ck... Yaoi, sleaze, NaruSasu. Giftfic for roxxihearts. Disclaimer in my profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/30/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Deadpool TV in HD by The Black Wildcat reviews
Deadpool the famous "Merc with a mouth" is somehow teleporting into differnet "worlds", but why do these worlds look so familar?
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011
First Impressions by Sayonara Akumu reviews
When Ichigo had met Kenpachi... he wasn't expecting to be shoved into his trunk and questioned if he was going to cooperate! Cooperate with what! Ichigo didn't hear anything, he swears! KenIchi Yaoi Don't like, don't read.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,902 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki
A Malfoy Gets What A Malfoy Wants by CrimsonSnowflake reviews
"I dare you," Dean's deep voice sounded, his dark eyes glinting with mischievousness, "to make Draco Malfoy chase after you in a romantic sense." Harry was never one to back down from a challenge, least of all one issued by a fellow Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,991 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 300 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Try and Try Again by DistanceInEcho reviews
Misaki is having the worst day of his life... over and over again. So what will it take to make everything right? Can he salvage the tragedy that he, Shinobu and Hiroki face on Christmas? Misaki/Akihiko, Hiroki/Nowaki, Shinobu/Miyagi
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,933 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
You Lose by Akie-chan reviews
Shiki/Aki. Akira lost against Shiki in a bet, and Shiki makes him pay the bet in an interesting way. Contains yaoi, lemons, oral sex, and a master/slave scenario. Rated M.
Togainu no Chi/咎狗の血 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Shiki, Akira - Complete
Glasses by Acherona reviews
"What did you say?" This was it; proof that his lover had finally gone off the deep end into crazy lake. Sasuke could not keep the bafflement out of his voice. Naruto grinned. "I said…I want to cum on your glasses." SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Surprise by Confusion No Hime reviews
Grimmjow and Ichigo celebrate their third year anniversary as a couple. Grimmjow gives his lover an extra-ordinary surprise in the form of a hot guy with long, crimson hair. A PWP one-shot for Jolly Marida.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,617 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Operation: Declaration by MyTragicLover reviews
Misaki plans to finally tell Takahiro the reasons why he still wishes to live with Usagi-san, but said lover/landlord is less than helpful.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
Silver Fox and the Bitter Strawberry by Persistence reviews
While traveling down the streets of the Rukongai as a child, Gin runs into a unlucky young Ichigo, and soon become best friends and eventually lovers, until a few obstacles threaten to tear them apart. Gin/Ichi, later minor Gin/Izuru, Aizen/Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Ichigo K., G. Ichimaru
The Deception by whereSilencebegins reviews
With a new threat looming on the horizon that endangers the world's hard earned peace, Naruto must learn how to become a courtesan. What he never expects is to run into Sasuke...full summary inside. SasukexNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,673 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
DERP Guess Who? by hajikurazaki19 reviews
This is stupid, but I had to. : thirty words of stupidity.
Guess Who? - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Complete
Deadpool Complains about XMen Origins: Wolverine by DanixDP213 reviews
Deadpool complains about X-Men Origins: Wolverine and gets off-topic later . First fanfic, so there might be some mistakes
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2736 - Favs: 4,428 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Winter Release by Somnium Lacertae reviews
-Editing- *ItaNaru* Kyuubi's secret is out, Akatsuki is attacking, and he is fighting to be strong enough to take Sasuke back... only to fall for his best friend's worst enemy. Naruto may have to deal with more than requested...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 210,309 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Watching you sleep by tant-gredelin reviews
Renji oogles Ichigo in his sleep. WAFF but rated M for a reason.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Heavenly Light by Tranquilized-Night reviews
AU: Ichigo was a person who appreciated honesty more than anything. He despised secrets and lies, because all they did was harm innocent people and a web of lies is what he soon finds and the only one with answers: Aizen. -Yaoi- Aiz/Ichi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,622 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - S. Aizen, Ichigo K.
One Phone Call Away by Your Silver Lining reviews
“Gah! No, you hang up.” “…Not this again.” “You heard me. Hang up.” “Just hang up, dobe.” “No, you hang up.” “Naruto, hang up.” “No you han – ” Click. “You asshole! I didn’t mean hang up ON me.” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,745 - Reviews: 3972 - Favs: 7,116 - Follows: 3,401 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Inevitable by KageKitsune XXX reviews
“Nothing in the world is predestined Sasuke, except for you and me- we’re inevitable." NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,835 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nocturnes by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Without quite knowing why, Sasuke Uchiha agrees to help a self-confessed murderer who shows up on his doorstep. NaruSasu, AU, yaoi, One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Contagious Disease by SexyLlamaMama reviews
A disease has spread in Konaha. Naruto isn't infected. Yet. SasuNaru, LeeGaa Slight Gai-Sensei/Lee , SakuIno, Chouji/Shikamaru, Kankuro/Neji, Tenten/Hinata, KakaIru, Juugo/Suigetsu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Misery Loves Company by Ladelle reviews
As Naruto struggles to discover his purpose, he ends up discovering himself. The road to vengeance is never pretty, but with a new intelligence and even greater allies, the future really, really, never saw this coming. Unfortunately, neither did Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,275 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Until it Sleeps by Tranquilized-Night reviews
AU: When the seal broke, Naruto expected to be consumed by the Kyuubi, but what if the power Itachi had given Naruto ensured his safety and survival? The eighteen-year-old woke up six years in the past with a twist. KakaNaru -Yaoi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,942 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 3,306 - Follows: 2,998 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Things to Look Forward To by darkalbino reviews
Naruto is sick and tired of his noisy neighbors upstairs, so he decides he and Sasuke should make some noise of their own. CRACK, SasuNaruSasu, hard yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In Memory I by becka reviews
Slash. What if someone followed Hagrid the night he delivered Harry to the Dursleys? How would Harry's life have been different? AU that follows Harry as he grows up with the abusive Dursleys, and continues to his time at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,039 - Reviews: 1742 - Favs: 3,389 - Follows: 3,195 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Harry P.
Psychic by MuffledSnickers reviews
AU: Romy: Rogue wakes up with an interesting new ability that gives her more insight into her fellow X-Men. A look into a X-Man's day when the adults leave, incl petty schemes, romances, rivalries, all sorts of fun. A humor fic meant purely for the laughs
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,138 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Rogue, Gambit - Complete
Elysium by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is drugged at a brothel and taken home by a certain charismatic blond. What results is a fascinated, fatal attraction which blurs the lines between dream and reality. NaruSasu, ItaSasu, SasuSasu, AU, One-Shot. Winner: 2009 Naruto Yaoi Fest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blank Canvas by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke is happily living with Naruto, his lover and dearest person. Naruto is not-happily living with his lover and dearest person. In fact, at this moment, he'd rather be not-living, not-happily with his lover and dearest person. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 132 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deadpool Dialogue by Mr.Pool reviews
Yes, reader, today you get to witness a thing only fabled to have happened... Deadpool getting hired by phone! Much like the beginning of Cable&Deadpool #1, Deadpool gets a phone call from a mysterious stranger, and sure enough, he gets hired!
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
297 Words Explaining by emrysmile reviews
...Why You Must NEVER Talk Seriously To Merlin. Arthur makes an important discovery and Merlin’s mind seems to be taking a bathroom break today. Arthur/Merlin sillyness.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 120 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 210 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
a good education by Val-Creative reviews
Little Mira gets accompanied by his Papa to his first day of kindergarten. Mild hints of incest.
Papa to Kiss in the Dark - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
To Bed, To Bed by Adistoria reviews
Naruto/Sasuke In which Sakura gets laid a lot and Naruto is repeatedly cock-blocked.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Ask by michelerene reviews
Naruto insists that Valentine’s Day isn’t that big of a deal. His advice? Just ask. He did and he has the chidori burn to prove it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 112 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Once Upon A Time In The Land Of Konoha by Jelp reviews
When Naruto is in mortal danger from a completely insane fanfic author's plot - it's Sasuke to the rescue!Yaoi. CRACK Fic. Gift for Ladelle.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sit Stay Forever by iffulovedme reviews
Itachi/Sasuke. Pre-massacre. Sasuke and Itachi share a bed on these dark and stormy nights. Everything should be fine. But Sasuke can't sleep.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Endless Night by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*ItaNaru* Due to Kyuubi's Chakra, Naruto and Itachi are sent back in time. Now they need to cooperate in order to return to the present, but the past hides more than Naruto thought, and things are not as they seem...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,900 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Playing with the Toys by Mako75 reviews
SasuxNaru Slave. The word itself doesn't really do justice to their purpose. You might go as far as to say that it doesn't actually have anything to do with them. By them, I mean our toys. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 111,214 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Serendipity by KageKitsune XXX reviews
We keep meeting in the strangest places and the strangest times. The universe knows we belong together, why don't you? NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bashing the Fourth Wall by PhantomWriter2.0 reviews
We all know Deadpool knows he's just another character in a comic book, but what happens when he tries to explain this to the X-men? Rated for ‘Playboy’.
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
TRAVELER by illminded reviews
A novelization of the TV series , TRAVELER follows two Yale graduates on the run from the U.S. government. Framed by their best friend Will Traveler for the bombing of an art museum, Jay Burchell and Tyler Fog are forced to prove their innocence.
Traveler - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 262,194 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 4,816 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Yaoi 101 by Stavi reviews
You are Uchiha Sasuke, its time you teach the class everything you know about the very special 'uke'. Chap 2: You are Uzumaki Naruto, its time you helped save your kind, the uke, and warn them about the evil 'seme'. Yaoi and such.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Black Legacy by SueMonroe reviews
Slash. Alt 6th year, some HBP plot points. After the Dept. of Mysteries Harry realizes the world is not as black and white as he'd thought. How will the Black Legacy change Harry's future? Eventual HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,654 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 1,849 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Chance Encounter by insertsnarkhere reviews
Rogue is touring college campuses and runs into who she thinks is an old friend. XMenTraveler crossover. Oneshot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Rogue - Complete
You Suck, Mr Panda! by FastForward reviews
Short crackfic. Naruto pisses off a bunch of ANBU, expecting to lose them in a crowd. The only one he doesn't lose is Mr. Panda. An evil panda is chasing meeeee. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mr Veela by redfox13 reviews
Veela!Snape. You’re joking! Snape’s a Veela? And Harry Potter’s his mate? I think this is a Veela tale gone wrong! OOC, OneShot, SSHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 94 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Guess Who by Hikari M666 reviews
Roped into working at a phone sex hotline, Sasuke loathes his job so much he's ready to kill. And when his very own 'satisfied' boyfriend rings the hotline, will his mood improve? Not bloody likely. SasuNaru, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 240 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seven by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto considers his suitors [SasuNaru NaruSaku GaaNaru SaiNaru NejiNaru ShikaNaru ChoujiNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
How to Lose Your Ears in Ten Days by YaoiKitten reviews
Ritsuka and Soubi has been together for years, but their relationship still hasn't gone in 'that' direction. If anything, Soubi seems more distant now than when Ritsuka was twelve...
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,946 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Complete
Dude WTF by cutiechibi reviews
Naruto whined. "It's been so long already... I mean... four manga chapters. FOUR! And still no Sasuke" Oh no! You're kidding me! Another chapter! OMG... WTF! Spoilers to new manga chapters, be careful! There will be no more updates to this story, but please, continue to enjoy the humor in it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Complete
Have Yourself a Merry Little X-Mas by Silver Sunshine reviews
Haha...get it? ...X-Mas...X-Men...ahem. Right. A little holiday X-Men humour for all. NOTE: FEATURES EVERYONE'S BELOVED EUGENE THE MONKEY!!! :-)
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2001
X-Men...Evolution? by Silver Sunshine reviews
Yay! It's nonsensical story time! The comic book X-Men get a glimpse of a new cartoon called "X-Men Evolution". ; - )
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2001
Live-Breaking News: The Truth About the X-Men! by Silver Sunshine reviews
This is Silver Sunshine reporting in with some live-breaking news! The truth!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/10/2001
And Yet I Wonder... by Silver Sunshine reviews
My humorous yet crazy musings about the X-Men.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2001
Professor X Goes Missing! by Silver Sunshine reviews
Hooray! It's yet another one of my pointless yet humorous stories in which Professor X goes missing. Whatever shall the X-Men do?! Warning: Features a crazy Mexican band. ; - )
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/8/2001
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Déjà vu, TO THE MAX! reviews
- "Whaa..?" Naruto spun around and looked towards the Hokage monument in wonder. When did they get rid of Baa-chan's face? And why did Sasuke look like a little kid. Heh heh, uh... Genjutsu?... Kai? Time-Travel, SasuNaruSasu, Rated M for later chapters!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,813 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 11/11/2010 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
The Unstoppable Virus reviews
Sasuke has contracted the deadliest of all viruses and diseases. Goodbye anthrax; sorry HIV. Sasuke's got the weeaboo. "Naru-chan..." Everyone, be afraid. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Whipped reviews
Uchiha Sasuke listens to no-one but himself. And maybe Naruto.. oh yeah, definitely Naruto. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Verisimilitude reviews
Harry did not believe the war was over.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Blow Job? reviews
Lee wonders what a blow job is. Naruto answers him but Sasuke disagrees with Naruto's answer. Smut ensues. Happy Valentine's Day everyone !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unknown Veela reviews
Well, being the mudblood she was, she didn't know that she was a Veela... or a witch for that matter. A witch with nearly the same power level as her cousin Harry Potter. The fact that she lived in Australia helped as well. Veela!OFC Veela!Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,451 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Draco M., OC
Finally Whole reviews
A, If-Jake-Didn't-See-Nessie-On-The-Day-She-Was-Born- And-Imprinted-When-She-Was-Older sorta story. DISCONTINUED. Warnings for OOC-ness, v. unhealthy themes (and writing) and a generally crap story. Don't read, pls.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,494 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Imprinted on an Imprinter? reviews
Sam imprinted on Emily. Psh, we all know that. Jacob imprinted on Sam. Psh, we all know-- wait... what? Rated M for Language and later-on slashy-lemony-goodness. :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,943 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Jacob, Sam
Damn It! reviews
I, Leah Clearwater am pregnant. I am pregnant with a man who is married. I am pregnant with a man who is married and has a child. I am pregnant with my mortal enemy. I am pregnant with Edward Cullen. OOC! LONGHIATUS prob. Discontinued
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,235 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Leah, Edward
Crazy AIMSN reviews
PostBD! Bah! It's like all the other ones but this is a mix between AIM and MSN! Includes: Edward being teased, Jasper eating frogs, Edward being teased, Bella as a mute, Eddie being teased, Jake getting a leash; oh and did I mention, Edward being teased?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Edward, Emmett
Not So Useless reviews
During X3. Xavier is still alive and Jean is actually dead! Rogue hates it at the X-Mansion, everyone misunderstands her and she hates everyone. What happens when Rogue catches up with a former team member and actually gains a backbone? RYRO! AU, OOC!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,567 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Rogue, Pyro
How he got Mononucleosis reviews
What if when Harry called Charlie to say Jacob got Mono. What if he actually did! How and why did he get it? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Jacob - Complete
