All myths are true. Outside the borders of Western Civilization lies the rest of the world. After the Second Olympian War, a restless Percy Jackson sails for the horizon, and never stops. AU after The Last Olympian. Percy x various mythological figures, het and slash.

Lillie, an NYC journalist, is given the risky task of studying Disney's villains. But on arrival she's given a form where one of the questions asks her what side she's on; heroe's or villains, a very hard question for someone whose 'somewhere in between'.

When the Kaidanovskys miraculously survive the battle at Hong Kong, it opens up all-new questions about the bond between Jaeger co-pilots... and the even more inexplicable bond between Rangers and their Jaeger. CONTAINS SPOILERS, proceed at your own risk if you have not yet seen the movie.

Snippets of Harry's life with three giant robots. Who said that the life after Voldemort was boring?

This was a first for us Autobots: never before have we come in contact with a species like these humans, so eerily similar to our own race and twice as tenacious as Sparklings. The question was, how far can we trust the humans with our culture? (Gradual AU, updated version and other materials will be available on AO3, under the same name.)

Sometimes, there are harder things than a psychopathic Dark Lord that a teenage wizard can face. Things like dying. Post GOF. Sick!Harry; Canon pairings.

A One Piece/Naruto crossover. The escalation of the conflict between Akatsuki and Konoha causes several shinobi to find themselves in another world, one that would open up new roads for every person involved. Abandoned/Up for adaption

Magic was not the only secret hidden in Harry's ancestry. With nothing more than an old clue and a desperate wish, Harry travels through unfamiliar places and braves unknown danger to find his family.

Or why Bunny should avoid Amity Park. After all, white-haired boys with ice powers that can fly aren't exactly easy to come by, so this new kid had to be at least related to Jack...right?

Transformers guard and protect humans but what happens when they become addicted to them? Or their ways? More than learning to sigh or deal with fast food. Cultural adaption enough to drive command crazy, Autobot and Decepticon. Movie verse and G1. Come join the fun.

Humans and Transformers have to learn to coexist. Prank pulling twins, Ironhide, Ratchet, Annabelle Lennox, NEST, Sam and Mikaela, Wheelie, femmes Chromia Elita One Arcee, Bumblebee, Primes and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules. Stories, humor and adventure with Cybertron history as the Autobot forces grow, fight with Decepticons, and welcome new arrivals.

Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem

He was created to be one of the greatest tacticians Cybertron has ever seen. He was destined to become Second in Command of the Autobots; a friend, tactical advisor and confidant to Optimus Prime. Every story, every life, is made up of a series of turning points that set the course for the future. Prowl's journey from Lead Decepticon Tactician to Autobot SIC is no different.

The grief after Harry's friends' deaths threatens to overcome him. With nothing and no one left, he slips into a new world, where he can start over. There he discovers he plays quite an important part... (Abandoned. Again. I think. Don't judge me!) Written for CasheyHooray1.00's challenge.

Families are like ice cubes, perfect little square things that would melt when left in the water. Jack has doubts about his new family, which wasn't really surprising when you take into account his 300 years of solitude. But maybe, just maybe, the guardians might just pull off the whole 'family thing' for him. Oneshots about the winter spirit and his newfound family, the guardians.

Once upon a job in retail, an average Joe took home a returned domestic electronic from the Transformers brand. These are glimpses into a normal life with tiny electrodomestics running rampant through the apartment.

After following a Black Organization member, Conan finds himself trapped on Marineford island, with the Admirals threatening everything close to him. In exchange for himself and his friends, they demand one thing: find One Piece!

For saving the lives of his friends, Bilbo gets their eternal gratitude. For trying to save his own, he gets the immortal curiosity of a dragon. A Hobbit/Sherlock crossover.

For the first time in vorns, Soundwave plays a card game and wins a most unusual prize. But according to Jazz, that's when the real game began. Now master and slave must match wits in a game that will push them both to the breaking point and beyond.

Just because Sam couldn't hear them, didn't mean the Primes had left. They said they had been watching him for a long time, and they hadn't stopped just because he'd met them. Rated T for safety. Edits are complete!

Wheeljack brings one of his new inventions to the base and Optimus finds out the hard way that they have the habit of blowing up in his face. Who knew the Autobot leader was so tiny as a sparkling...

A series of drabbles taking place before, during, and after the movie. So many little stories have yet to be told...

They though the battle was over. They were naive. My take on a fourth season of Transformers: Animated. Mainly Sari centric. Rating may change in later chapters. WARNING: Expect slow updates but long chapters.

Always There now re-titled! This is just a bunch of oneshots and story arcs of Jack Frost after the movie as he interacts with the other Guardians and how they al learn to be a family together. A lot of brotherly love between Jack Frost and E. Aster Bunnymund. Thinking of rewrite!

Soundwave is captured by the Autobots after being severely and permanently damaged in battle. Complete!

The Avatar State was not enough to support Aang indefinitely. As the Avatar Spirit moves on, Aang is informed of the state of the world and given a task: teach the newest incarnation airbending in return for a second chance at life. A slightly darker, grittier rewrite of the series as Avatar Katara comes into her own on her quest to defeat the Fire Nation. Eventual canon pairings.

Family: (n.) "a group of people united by certain convictions or a common affiliation" For years it's been nothing more than a definition in a book for Jack Frost. Until he became a Guardian. And then it wasn't. Successes, struggles, loud and quiet moments of those learning to become just that. (Or, a collection of one shots about family and those who protect it)

G1: Torture/Romance. After being captured and left for dead; Bumblebee falls in love with the most grotesque of mechs. The OC is not an OC in the end! Rewrite with more angst and depth - and the coinciding story line of those left behind.

Moby Dick is anything but peaceful on a regular day. The crew is just well used to their special brand of crazy, however. So when an unexpected guest arrives, it throws everyone into disorder. Really, where the hell is this cheeky brat's crew? Someone needs to tell Ace that his ship-brothers are NOT babysitters!

#10 "Truth or Dare" - A game of truth or dare among the NEST mechs and humans leads to Prowl having another bad day. (AU 2007, Falloutverse.)

[Discontinued] The Marines are losing a war that will change the world. As a last resort, they turn to the brilliant Vegapunk to solve their problems. So, obviously, he decides to summon the strongest man in the world ... from an alternate universe, that is. They did NOT expect Monkey D. Luffy to fall through the wormhole. [Pirate King Luffy meets Marine Luffy.]

They never really saw Bumblebee's inability to cause real damage as a bad thing. Until none of them were there to save the over-brave but defenceless little mech from a fate too horrible to imagine. Torture, rape, Bee/Shockwave, eventual BeexProwl.V DARK!

He's been invisible for so long, it's hard to be seen sometimes. One-shots and mini archs of Jack's life.

Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.

The many growing-up and postwar tales of a phoenix that burns everything he touches, and a dragon that grins in the ashes. Ozai and Azula. [No incest][Discontinued]

She is not supposed to be there when the Indominus Rex hatches. But she is the first thing it sees when the shell breaks. She never wanted to be a mother. Suddenly, she is.

As if fighting Voldemort wasn't enough, Harry finds out that his grandfather is none other than a certain Sannin named Orochimaru. Oh dear. Harry PotterNaruto xover RR

Amano Hanley wasn't quite normal, true, but she was sure she had never done anything to deserve near death and a strange adventure in another world. Begins ten years before Luffy leaves Fuusha Village. New chapter: Grand Line.

When word came to Asgard that Loki is still alive - and on Earth - it was probably inevitable that Thor would go looking for him. Sequel to Cover Up the Sun; Thor & Jane, Thor & Loki, reconciliation, family.

The whole world is empty. The sands of time howl in a storm that deafens them to the sounds of all else. They've gone mad... and have, since then, gone sane. So unshakably, brutally sane that, at times, they wish that madness would come again, if only to take away the sheer cold of the certainty. The certainty that their story will never... ever... end. Time Travel. Cover by Ciber.

It was a crazy idea, but everyone knew that Bumi was a mad genius and his ideas usually worked. So Aang, Zuko and Katara agreed, and somehow Mai got roped into it…

The Decepticons decide to do their part to cement the fragile peace. Now the Autobots have to come to terms with culture clash, interfacing kinks, and rubber chickens. Jazz can only hope these things aren't somehow connected.

If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.

Even the best of mechs make mistakes, especially when anger temporarily clouds their judgment. Only good mechs try to make things right. After Prowl is fragmented following a false accusation because of a disastrous mission, Jazz and Ratchet face the consequences of their actions and try to make up for the wrong done to an innocent mech. A "Turning Points" story; alternate POVs.

The Wizarding War was lost, as were many innocent lives . To thwart this loss, a time traveler sends baby Tom Riddle to the past (Middle Earth). There he is brought up as foster brother to Estel and foster son of Lord Elrond. Will a different upbringing change Tom's nature? Can he become a better man? AU

TFA, post end. The Autobot Council discovers that the captured Decepticon leader has ancient, dormant slave programing. Optimus Prime is the bot they choose as his master. He's not too thrilled. Prompt fill.

"You wouldn't knock it off when told to," McCrane observed with a small, knowing grin. Gunmax huffed. "I didn't think he'd actually DO it!" Brave Police J-Decker COMPLETE

"So... should we fire them?" "Probably." Nova Prime takes in the train wreck of colors, the haphazard editing marks, the blatant use of all-caps... and is that a stick figure of her in the margins? Team-fic, in which the Guardians write the best-worst mission report in the history of the Nova Corp. Established Starmora.

As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.

Jack Frost has spent three hundred years in the care of Pitch Black, hidden away from a world that neither sees nor wants him. What happens, then, when Pitch finally brings him out of the darkness for a shot at the legendary Guardians? AU Fic, canon divergence, etc.

[Hiatus] During a battle 10 years from now, Pirate King Luffy is caught in an explosion. Now he finds himself on the Whitebeard's ship the Moby Dick and all of the pirates who died at Marineford - such as Ace and Whitebeard - are alive. How did he end up over 10 years in the past and what will he do next? [Side-story/prequel to A Pirate's Resolve. No pairings]

The moral of the story is this: be careful who you reprogram as a Decepticon loyalist, because loyal to a Cause doesn't mean loyal to you.

Thanks to Bob the Insecticon, Rung runs into Sunstreaker on the 'Lost Light' and decides it's time the golden mech benefited from his skills and began the healing process. Bob tags along of course. Set in the IDW comic 'More Than Meets The Eye' before issue 6 (But will cover issue 6 and beyond) MA- Rape, angst, some fluff and smut for taste. Sunstreaker, Rung & others.

Hell literally lies in wait above Earth as the Cybertronians and Earthlings coexist uneasily, rattled by every attack the Fallen and his master launch on them. With new evil rising, the powers that be on Earth and beyond are gearing up for war.

Sixshot escapes Autobot confinement, takes Tailgate hostage and goes to Earth, with Bumblebee, Cyclonus, Whirl, Ultra Magnus and First Aid hot on his trail. The hunt for Sixshot puts them all in the middle of a planet poised for a robot revolt, and into the tentacles of an ancient enemy who wants to enslave them all. MTMTE/Post-TF Prime combined universe. Worksafe. T for Violence.

The Prime stands for more than himself. With their species dwindling, the All Spark destroyed and himself having died once already, Optimus decides that there cannot be only him any longer. - Mechpreg -

The war is over. Voldemort is dead. Then why hasn't it ended. Elfling!Harry Elfling Harry .R&R. May be Slash/Romance (I am Goth Girl in Pink. Don't worry, I have just changed my pen name)

Faced with an eternity without his brother, Loki strikes a bargain to change the past. Post TDW. (NOW COMPLETE)

Dead End reveals the consequences of human interfacing, and Motormaster's imagination goes into overdrive. The sequel to "Crash Course" and "Dear Mr. Prowl".

Voldemort is defeated but everyone Harry loved has died as well. When Harry is transported to the Hidden Leaf Village he lives on, but soon he will discover he is fated to be drawn to another mass murderer – Uchiha Itachi. HP Naruto Crossover

How'd fruit inspire so many multiple requests for pirate summit dealings? Chapter 14 - Carrot Juice.

While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.

How does it feel to lose not just your home, but the home of your subjects and you can't let your cheery façade drop for even a moment? Set after the film about one of the places in the Lego Universe that didn't survive unscathed. Not a shipping fic, they are only friends. Hope you like it.

G1, crack. Talking mascots, pretty skirts and sparkles abound: Prowl and the Pretty Sailor-Suited Autobots are here to protect and serve. Earth will never be the same. Just stay right there and we'll show you!

In the aftermath of the Zombie War that left China in ruins, Tibet was able to gain independence. Now, after the war, another nation seems to be on the verge of doing so as well after reviving their language and purifying their homeland of the undead.

Muriel and Eustace have passed away, leaving Courage all alone. Broken and depressed he decides to end it, but fate has a different idea, one that involves a rainy night, a old enemy and a crazy truck driver. Courage/Katz One-Shot

There is no such thing as a victory without a few shadows to dull its glory. (15) "Jamie," North rumbled. "We are in trouble, and we need your help."

After the events of "The First Time", the other Stunticons try to make Drag Strip feel more like a part of the team. And if that means coaxing him into a berth, they'll do so. Except Wildrider's too obvious about it, Dead End doesn't care, and Breakdown has a plan that may or may not blow up in his face.

When Loki falls to Earth he has every intention of conquering it, but as a cat he is taken in by Tony Stark, and as he watches him struggle through life in the face of certain death, the Trickster starts to think twice about what he had on Asgard.

"So," Spike asked the berthformer, looking puzzled, "when you recharge, do you do it on a bed or as a bed?"

What happens to a Mustang when a garbage truck T bones it at 60 mph? I don't know. Neither did Barricade. Bayverse, post 2007 movie. Reviews are what keeps me going.

Being alone is never easy. For Jack Frost, it was that much worse. Trigger warning: depression, self harm, suicide, and possibly eating disorder. A special note from Jack in the end. (The official RP blog for the Jack aspect displayed in this story is forgotten-fr0st . tumblr . com, for anyone who is interested.)

Prowl, the unflappable Second in Command finds himself both as a victim to a insidious crime and being protected by the two mechs that are the leading suspects. Prowl and Twins.

He is a demon blade forged of shadow and flame, she is a swords-woman trained in the arts of a prestigious clan; he wants to conquer his foes and become Hokage, she just wants to stay by his side. This is their tale.. Naruto/Souleater Xover. Rated M!

A sister story thread to the primary work 'Esteemed,' this is where chapters from Lin Beifong's perspective will be placed. Esteemed is a fanfiction and fanart project chronicling the theoretical lives of Toph & Lin Beifong, from childhood through adulthood. Lin's story deals with overcoming your legacy's shadows and the weight of responsibility preceding personal happiness.

He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.

Eska had not thought she was such an accomplished liar until now...

G1. He wanted to give something to the mech who had given him everything. What he never realized was that love has no price tags. A Father's Day tribute.

What makes a truth; belief, or knowledge? Is Loki a monster because he believes it, or is he one because others believe his race is? Aka: the story where Thor proves his love for his brother, and ropes the Avengers into helping him fix Loki. Also, Odin gets his just desserts.

Hakoda witnesses an unusual phenomenon. The gaang has a sleepover and Sokka manages to reforge bonds between the four nations while he's unconscious.

Family Matters. Snapshots of the Fellowship, as they get to know one another. Includes Gandalf tricking Legolas into drinking too much wine, Aragorn eating a spider, Boromir and Legolas discovering they are not so different, Pippin being generally adorable and a case of the flu bringing Gimli and Legolas to an understanding

I wanted to do my take on the idea of a formal betrothal between Mai and Zuko as kids. Somehow, I wound up with a comedic satire of Fire Nation culture as seen through the eyes of Mai and Ursa. Weird, right? (Contains Maiko, as well as info on Ursa's backstory from 'The Search - Part 1'.)

.:Collab:. A collection of fourteen one-shots centering around the Guardians.

Mai's mother is expecting another child. That creates a lot of turmoil for Mai, though she hides it all well.

The how's and why's of the banishment of certain mechs to Base 84G1-07MVE-VR5E. (And some other stuff - big explosions, a bit of romance, that kind of thing.) Prequel to my story Where Wise Mechs Fear to Tread

During the boat ride with the Straw-Hat Crew to Dressrosa, Law finds himself in the oddest situation, namely with the captain of the crew, Luffy. Fluffish. Lawlu

"Hiccup had always been small, but even small boys grow up to be men one day." Hiccup finally hits a growth spurt, but things go downhill from there. Growing up was never meant to be this hard, or this awkward. But maybe, in time, they'll all get used to it.

It is the role of a Guardian to protect the children of the world-their hopes, dreams, memories, and wonder-and also to protect one another from whatever enemies might arise. But when the greatest danger to your friends is yourself, that job gets a whole lot harder. *Cover Art Courtesy of TheLeapofFaith on Deviantart.

The winter holidays have rolled around once more, and with Snoggletog comes the annual dragon nesting season. Like five years ago, Hiccup constructs an autonomous tail for Toothless. And, like five years ago, Toothless uses the tail to leave Berk - but this time, it's not because of a helmet. He comes back late, but Hiccup can't hold a grudge against such a pleasant surprise.

James T. Kirk's birth is a medical impossibility; a horrible miracle. Deaf!Kirk. Eventual Kirk/Spock.

Zoro sacrificed himself for Luffy, giving his life for him at Thriller Bark. The distraught Straw Hats struggle to decide what to do next. Robin reveals a Legend of Ressurection on Myth Island, but it calls for the dead man to have been in love. Despite being skeptical that Zoro could love anyone, the Straw Hats set sail. However, under a 48 hour time limit, will it be too late?

Pinkie Pie transports Sides, Sunny, Twilight, and Ratchet to see our very own fanfics.

Kink Meme Prompt Fill. AU: Erebor never fell, but Thror goes mad with gold sickness and exiles Thorin.

A broken god crashes onto the roof of Stark Tower, and Tony and Steve are horrified by what they find. As Loki's story unfolds, the Avengers discover what really happened when Loki was taken back to Asgard, and what he has endured for the past year. A powerful enemy emerges to threaten Asgard as Loki struggles to recover in the care of those who were once his bitterest foes.

An one shot AU fic for 'One Bad Apple'. Babs Seed did far worse things to the CMC than Diamond Tiara or Silver Spoon ever did. However, she gets away pretty much scot free. But what if some-pony had seen what was happening and decided to take matters into her own hooves? Was complete, but another idea hit me, and had to be explored. Chapters 3 & 4 are a separate continuity.

Jazz's broken body was put back together into his alt form. The wrecked silver car was accidentally hauled to a scrap yard, where an unwitting Harry Potter took it & restored it to working order, and with a little bit of magic, Jazz's Spark was revived...

... and John sort of joins the Avengers. While Coulson's recovering from being stabbed in the chest by a magical spear, Fury is rapidly running out of Agents willing to play babysitter for the newly founded Avengers. So he calls in Captain John Watson, late of the British Royal Army, and blogger and best friend to the infamously antisocial presumably deceased Sherlock Holmes.

Pitch attacks Jack and rapes him. Now Bunnymund and the other Guardians have to help the young Spirit recover and overcome his newfound fears. Little do they know, When Fear has been inside of you, it's much harder to get it out. JackRabbit! BunnymundXJack! Relationship will progress into romantic terms, but it starts out friend/family. Protective!Bunnymund!

The characters of Harry Potter have certain pet peeves over the way their portrayed in fan fiction. So, they compile a series of letters to fan fiction writers explaining what their pet peeve is and why it doesn't work. Suggestions are very welcome.

The mysterious Guardians of the Seasons. Their lives and their past lie just beyond the veil of their forgotten memories . Watch as they grow from a ragtag team of loners to formidable force as they battle against the king of Nightmares. Cover curtsy of RandomDraggon

Hiccup took the island of Berk by storm following the Battle of the Red death, bringing changes and revolution to every aspect of life, with dragons to spare. But he lost a few things in the process, and one of those losses finds a mob of Viking amputees breaking into his house to steal him away to a very odd celebration. Rated for drinking, mild language, and mild gore. Oneshot.

The Lambo twins take advantage of an opportunity to exact revenge on Prowl. Thoroughly humiliated Prowl retreats further into his work and it's up to Jazz to show him that there is nothing to be ashamed of. Warnings for dub-con/non-con.

After 200 years alone, Jack thinks nothing can be worse... until he is captured by a stranger who holds him captive for half a century. Fifty years later, MiM chooses Jack to be a Guardian but he is broken, shattered by his isolation and confinement, and the Guardians must figure out what's wrong and how to help him, all while protecting the world from Pitch.

After Zuko wakes from a nightmare, discussion ensues between the men. Set six years after Book 3

Jack is blind. Always has been, always will be. Bunny discovers this and lets Jack really see him for the first time. Pre-JackRabbit stuff inspired by a Kink meme prompt.

All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.

Post movie: Jack's been hanging around teenagers for the first time in 300 years and it's rubbing off on him. Que hilarity and confused Guardians. Quick giggle fix.

What happens when Cupid accidentally shoots the Sandman with one of her magic arrows? (I felt Sandy needed more love in the fanfiction world, and I thought it'd be fun to have Cupid be a girl for a change.) Contains SandyXCupid and some mild Frostbite shipping. Image is from suddenlysencha over at tumblr, a wonderful artist who was kind enough to draw Annamore and Sandy for me.

During a fight with Lugnut, Blitzwing, and an unknown 'Con over an AllSpark fragment, Team Earth - minus Bumblebee - are turned into sparklings. With no bot around for the next few orbital cycles and Sari out of town with her dad, Bumblebee has to step up and take care of his sparkling teammates. *TFA: AU: T: Language, Violence, Slash,**Full Summary inside**Img-Bee's holo**Adopted*

Mirage had sworn to serve Optimus Prime and his kin. When the proud Towers mech finally arrives on Earth and meets Sam, however, things suddenly get a lot more complicated.

This is my first fanfic. This is a comparison between Optimus Prime and the Doctor and their views on humans.

When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.

Post-TFA. Optimus Prime and his crew have returned to Cybertron with Megatron as prisoner, but things are far from over. Chapter 29: "Invasion - Pt. 7.5" - In the wake of Ultra Magnus' deactivation, Optimus Prime is faced with a familiar difficult choice: should he terminate Megatron?

With the death of Optimus, the last descendant of the Ancient Primes, the Dynasty comes to an end. Sam Witwicky is a Prime of an entirely different kind, though, and Optimus learns that the boy can't fulfill his fate alone because it also involves his big, younger brother Prime. Set during RotF.

When help comes from an unexpected immortal, Sophie tries to make him feel appreciated.

Everyone always said Ikki had inherited Avatar Aang's eyes. Maybe that was true, but Pema thought a little differently.

In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.

Never screw with a Praxian. Especially one that has been granted leniency to incorporate "human corrective measures." The Autobots are about to learn this valuable lesson.

The gang reads fanfic.

Six people Tony thought Yinsen would have liked, and one person Yinsen really did. For a kink meme prompt.

No one could ever really be sure what went on in Garp's head. So they weren't sure if his new cloths were some kind of strange D-related tactic, or if the man had actually lost his mind. If they'd just look at the date, they'd know. His cute grandsons always sent the most thoughtful gifts for his birthday. Cover art by amba gurl.

She'd always been patient and cunning. She'd always been willing to do what it took to defend those whom she loved. And now, she has everything she wanted. Take a glimpse at who Mai really is and the life she now faces. "She was someone born amongst war; but unlike the others, she was born unafraid." Oneshot about Mai's life after the war.

This was originally written by Callidora-Malfoy who decided to close down their account but allowed me to re-post this story. Similar to my Pet Peeves story as it involves different Harry Potter characters writing to fan fiction to air their complaints about various story plots and how they are portrayed. Hope you all enjoy.

It all began after Hawkeye got her dog, and spiraled downward from there. A chronicle of the day-to-day chaos of Eastern HQ, and the supplemental rules that grew out of it. Surprisingly, Ed and Alphonse are not the main culprits. Rated T, for safety.

Being powerless and in prison leaves you with nothing but time...to think.

Jack sets up a prank and nearly gives a certain Pooka a heart attack with help from an online game and an unlikely partner.

Jack sneaks into the Warren and finds a napping Bunny. What to do, what to do...

When it seems like Deckerd is getting nowhere with the newest member of the Brave Police, he receives some advice from a familiar face.

The probability of Harry Potter living a completely normal life was low, but that was okay. Normality is over-rated and boring anyway. He's managed to do some pretty interesting things with his life since the war. Don't own, not canon compliant.

After Thor and his teammates show up to work one day on a set of totally rad wheels, Loki feels the need to respond in kind. Things rapidly get out of hand... No pairing, crack, language. No animals were harmed in the making of this fic.

What's the most embarrassing mistake, a veteran admiral can make? Aokiji just found out, and now has a nine-year-old 'fugitive' shackled to his wrist.

After his lips were sewn shut, Loki hates anything covering his mouth, and somebody really should have told Thor that. Post-Avengers, totally broken Loki. This story has no plot outside of questionable use of Norse mythology. It is literally nothing but Thor & Loki feels. Also starring the Science Bros, and Good Guy Steve.

My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!

Jack has an extremely delayed reaction to the revelation of his past. Traumatizing flashbacks fall under Pitch's job description, not Sandy's. And Bunnymund has a revelation of his own...

Oneshot. Jack's not being his normal self as Christmas draws near and none of the guardians can't figure out what's wrong.

The Nicelanders are still wary of Ralph the day he and Felix return. Vanellope is having none of that.

How are you supposed to feel when it seems everything to come is a direct result of your failure; when your defeat rings echos throughout the world? This is the tale of those who once called themselves CP9. *Based on the 'Independent Report' cover arc*

What if Naruto chose to stay and fight Sasori instead of chasing off after Deidara and Gaara? A story where Sasori opts to give Naruto the cold honest truth about his shinobi training, then giving him the knowledge that allows him to redeem it.

Aang becomes the Master of his art in an extraordinary and unconventional fashion over 100 years ago. Avatar characters property of Nickelodeon.

The Boy Who Lived is found and adopted by Naruto Uzumaki as a child and raised to be a ninja! How will the Wizarding World be changed by the first ninja-wizard?

Companion fic to Kinship 'verse set right after TTB. To fulfill his fate and replenish the All Spark, Sam must first do the impossible - beat his brother Prime in an argument. Optimus is less than thrilled.

Wherein Nami learns that blurting things out and practical jokes might lead to happy endings... Cover image provided by AquariusWind.

Before, he was just a poor and often-plagued seller of cabbages. But now that he's rediscovered an ancient long-lost form of bending, he's about to Change The World! This fic was a birthday present for my husband.

As a man with nothing left, not even family, Harry finds himself a chance to start over in an entirely new world. Unfortunately, like most things that happen to him, nothing goes exactly as planned. In no time at all, Harry finds himself the Godfather of a god who is more arrogant than any Gryffindor and a mischievous one more cunning than any Slytherin. But he loves them anyway.

Thanks to a strange potion made by Komui that was placed in Allen's food, Allen is no longer a he, but a she. Things quickly derail as Allen tries to adjust to life as a female exorcist and figure out why Lavi and Kanda are acting so strangely around him.

Their world destroyed by the arrival of Galvatron and the Fallen, a group of Autobots, Decepticons and humans tried to survive. They made a choice - and now, they find themselves with the chance to fix things… to fix everything. Sequel to Fallout. AU2007

Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.

The question of "wanted dead or alive" becomes a difficult question concerning Brook.

Animated. In the aftermath of Optimus Prime's victorious return, Sentinel resigns and seeks a new path he believes more fitting.

Is this a dream? As long as one is happy, does it really matter if one is dreaming? Can't a dream be just as real as any reality? Especially when it returns something that was taken from you.

The Autobots are forced to come to grips with the foulest aspects of human nature as a darkness from Miko's past threatens to reclaim her and destroy the other humans in the process. NOT slash, some physical violence and refrences to past bad things.

Sanji never kept it a secret how much he disliked the okama he was stuck with for 2 years. But he learns the hard way that one shouldn't anger Emporio Ivankov. You could end up experiencing some unfortunate changes.

Living in the world Madoka's sacrifice created, Homura, Mami and Kyouko uneasily coexist while fighting the demons of Mitakihara Town. But as the miasma thickens and the demons multiply, the fragile peace of their lives threatens to shatter once more.

When Loki casts an anti-him-bashing charm on Tony and Bruce, they expect interrogation or torture. But apparently, Loki just wants... friends? Written for Norsekink.

Prowl: stoic yet deeply emotional, detached and yet surprisingly observant, reserved yet profound, outwardly cool and calculating yet also compassionate and deeply concerned, a terrifying warrior yet quietly meditative. Powerful tides conflict, often under an outward appearance of serenity. Who sees the turbulence taking place beneath the surface? A progressive character study.

In order to fully understand a man, you must first walk a mile in his shoes. Sokka and Zuko are going to find that out the hard way.

A Total Reversal of Megamind and Roxanne's situation-what would happen if Earth was the dying planet and Roxanne the only survivor? Would her and Megs still fall in love? How would things change? Let's find out!

There are many different values that make up a family, and each Straw Hat has a different idea on what is important. Nakama-centric, no pairings.

4 of 5. As the anti-fairies lose direction without their leader, Timmy presses on despite all warnings to continue bringing down the Spires. Things are descending into chaos rapidly. Perhaps it's time to reveal one last trump card as Remy does the same...

"And just beyond the last island of their archipelago, the isle perfectly situated due west, a black blur could be seen moving farther and farther away as she watched in perfect horror. He was already gone." A character study in three arcs.

What the slag is a "Swear Jar?" The Autobots are about to find out.

Secrets have been kept. Lies have been told. But, they all fall apart when one techno-organic shows up again. Now, they must make up for the century she has spent alone on Earth, especially the one she thought held her spark dear. BB/Sari

Post-A Leaf in the Wind. Tenzin writes his mother a letter explaining he's finally found the reason why Airbending was at first so impossible for Korra.

While on a camping trip, Twilight Sparkle and her friends decide to investigate a mysterious meteorite- and find an unexpected visitor came along with it!

RotF verse. Sequel to "Kinship." Sam's trying to juggle his different priorities after the battle in Egypt, from ambassador to Prime to college student to boyfriend, but his biggest challenge is also the tallest: his brother Prime. Canon pairings.

What if Megamind's Holowatch hadn't malfunctioned on his date with Roxanne? What if it NEVER malfunctioned? Well, let's find out!

The book!Hiccup is a great sword fighter. Here is how the post movie!Hiccup might have become one, too, when he has an unexpected meeting with the great Flashburn of Cowell's "How to Steal a Dragon's Sword" on a visit to the rather illogical Mainland.

During a blackout, Sanji got suddenly kissed by an unknown man. Who was it? ZoSan, modern AU

Or, "Friendship is Kinky". AKA, the one where I go to Pony Hell...

Be careful what you wish for... Gift!fic for RK-Striker-JK-5, who needed a good laugh. Warnings for crack-laced crack and rated T for wiggle room. AU to the Botosphere but generally compliant with our fanon.

What if the Straw Hats had of been together when they got the news that Ace was imprisoned and due to be executed? With the whole crew, and all their specialties, how might the rescue of Portgas D. Ace been different?

No one missed Riddle's pale fist tightening around the useless wand in his lap. "I am Tom," he ground out. "I am here for the sole reason that the alternative was community service." / Hermione moderates a post-Avada Kedavra support group. Chaos ensues.

TF3: DOTM - Roller; the cute little scout car belonging to Optimus Prime in the original eighties TV series; never appeared in the Michael Bay 'Transformers' movies, and there's a very good reason for that...

Crack fic. Ratchet is appalled by Carly and Spike's lack of understanding of her own anatomy and decides to give a much needed lesson.

A mentor fic: When Snape discovers Harry is abused by the Dursley's, he is forced to teach Harry for the summer after the tri-wizard tournament. Will they eventually find the family they never had? No slash and Harry will never be Snape's biological son.

ZoLu. Luffy ate a plate of RumbleBalls. Now he's shrunk to 4 inches tall, and other severe side effects have put his health in jeopardy. He's got Zoro & nakama to help him, but even one R-Ball will last a while in someone that small. Winner: Best Fic '08.

A snippet of fanfiction for every day of the year 2011. No particular pairings kept to.

In the long war, every mech had a story. This is just one of them. This is Prowl.

Penny for a dragon's thoughts? The movie as chronicled by the beasties themselves.

Oneshot. For those of you who thought the Siege of the North went a little too smoothly, here's how it SHOULD have happened.

It was common knowledge that Zoro would do anything to protect his Nakama. Unfortunately, sometimes the smallest of happenings turn out to be the biggest. And the crew takes this for granted. -Zoro/StrawHat Nakamaship- CH. 12 UP! BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Can you really call the death of everyone you love "victory"? Luffy makes it to Raftel, but loses his entire crew. Only when a dead man reveals himself, saves him from certain death and offers him a way back to the very beginning does Luffy realize it's bigger than "Pirate Kings". The Will of D must live on, no matter what. 2018 reboot in process. chaps updated: 15/31. Luffy/(TBD)

Working title. Again. T T When Edward and Alphonse are kidnapped by the marines, they find themselves fighting their way home. Why were they taken, and what does it mean for their future? Set one year after the Promised Day. Spoilers for recent chapters.

CONTAINS VORE When Snotlout's Monstrous Nightmare, Hookfang, gets a toothache, Hiccup comes to the rescue and gets taken on a wild ride down the dragon's throat- FOR SCIENCE! ((Note: Written in late 2011, before we knew Hookfang's gender))

Members of the Autobot forces deal with the appearance of an old friend who just happens to be a Time Lord.

Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.

Heroes can come from the most unlikely of places. And what is more unlikely than a Dalek trying to resurrect his dead race? Rated T for Puella Magi-ness.

Voldmort has cursed the Golden Trio and now they must face the stuff of nightmares, cliches. Can they survive the bashings, the MarySue Ocs, horrible pairings like Dramione and maybe worst of all, slutty Luna? Read on to find out.

According to Rayleigh, Gol D. Roger never called himself the Pirate King but someone must have. What are the exact requirements to be the Pirate King? The Gorosei has a list and one Pirate fits all the requirements. Longer summary inside...

The main story is an AU based on two of my previous works, "Dowry" and "Control," where Mai finds herself in a sham marriage with Piandao the Swordsman. What crazy AU adventures get started when Sokka arrives? We'll see, we'll see.

Having captured and reprogrammed Ratchet, Megatron thought they were getting a brilliant if snarky medic. He didn't count on the trouble a Decepticon Ratchet could cause...

Rarity has a new coltfriend, but isn't sure what to do if their next date proves more... intimate than the last. She seeks guidance from her friends, but the best advice comes from a most unexpected source.

We all know the story of Harry accepting his Hogwarts letter. What if instead he wrote a letter indicating he did not wish to attend? And what universes could such a letter come from? Acepting letters on my forum!

Inferno sacrifices himself to save Red Alert by enduring a horrific rape. Can their relationship endure the terrible aftermath? Can Inferno himself? Based on prompts from the slash 100 LJ comm. Non-con, violence, angst, intimacy, love, survival. Darkfic.

There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.

Ever read a story and ask, "...What?" Well, question no more! Each chapter is a facet of the zutara fandom that has a serious flaw in logic, whether it's purpose is to bring them together or keep them apart. No character bashing. Chap 12 Zuko's Emo Corner

At home, Junko always drinks alone.

Faramir is dreaming. Or sick. Or mad. Aragorn and Legolas aren't sure which. The only thing anyone does know for certain is this: They're all running out of time.

Fifty years after Mission City, Earth has lost hope. Galvatron's drones scour the land. Eleven humans, Autobots, and Decepticons struggle to survive. AU 2007verse. Complete!

Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson

The war took a different turn when Sozin had tried to wipe out all of the air-benders a hundred years ago. Fire cannot burn without air nor when it is smothered in the earth or drowned in water. There are so few fire-benders left in the world when everyone's trying to get their pound of flesh. Oneshot.

"You know if I didn't know any better, I'd say this is quite kinky"

Hoyden has a dream. A dream of Luna, Sundance, and activities you can't show on network TV. But could this dream ever come true? If Celestia has anything to say about it, it just might. Fanfic for "Progress" fanfic by AJT, NOT CANON.

While in Greece to stop the Decepticons, Sunstreaker stops to admire his reflection and ends up insulting the Greek god Narcissus. Cursed with irresistible beauty, Sunstreaker discovers that being irresistible isn't all that it's cracked up to be.

Because some moments are just so perfect and you can't let them go without making sure. A friendship/family fic for the crew. Set after Franky joins.

Stoick froze. It couldn't be. Please, the gods could not be this cruel…

Princess Celestia tells Twilight Sparkle a secret that will change the way she sees her friends - and herself - forever.

Dead story. G1 season 3, Jazz/Prowl. The Prime is dead, long live the Prime. Yet what is to become of two officers of the old Prime when the new one doesn't want them?

Sentinel has found the perfect femme. How can Sari be anything other than that? Written for the transformers kinkmeme. TFA

The Autobots intrude on our favorite snacking humans, only to find a sight ever more horrifying than Megatron himself. With a good, long, hard, deep look, things take a drastic turn as hilarity and torture ensue for absolutely no good reason, whatsoever.

Oh. Oh god. What is this I don't even. It's not porn, that's really all I can say. Ever wonder how a pony that spends all of her time feeding bunnies covers her expenses? This probably doesn't answer that question.

Bayverse 07 Movie. Crackfic written a year ago and forgotten about. Bumblebee writes a Cease and Desist letter to fangirls writing about himself and Sam after he notices Sam's discomfort.

The G1 Transformers get together to watch and comment on the most epic movie of 2009. But just what will they think of- well, everything? Major spoilers, and rather insane. T for language and concepts beyond child comprehension. ;

Because even magic can't take away a teenage girl's need to rate boys in bathroom graffiti. Minerva and Rolanda had no idea what they were starting...

Crack oneshot, no pun intended. Carly makes the mistake of telling Bluestreak that he can ask her "anything". Written for the Spring Fever and Lingerie challenge at the flesh and steel community at livejournal.

"Prowl, I need you to have a look at my aft; bots have been staring at it and snickering all day!"

3 of 5. The quest to bring down the Spires adds more stress to Timmy's life as allies fall and secrets are revealed. Even using his title as a shield doesn't help, not when Timmy learns his magic can not only create, but tap into the dark side as well...

Ratbat learns about 'biology' the hard way. Amusingly enough, no porn is involved. Prompt: Any/All cassettes: orgy inside Soundwave's chest - As the noise escalated and he caught the attention of every mech in the meeting, all Soundwave could do

The power of the Hallows merged within him Harry stood timeless as those he loved aged and died before him. The eternal wizard sought a new world with companions equally as long lived. He knew how to deal with Dark Lords so made an epic journey short!

Elita wanted time alone, instead she got Decepticons, fuel problems and Prime hunting her. Ch 25 Five femmes return home with hangovers. Add a two color sparkling, Prowl glitching, and three stone eggs. Rated T for battles, love scenes, and robot swearing

She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-

Hiccup's been away for six months. When he finally comes home, he's... well, maybe Astrid and Ruffnut shouldn't be blamed for their reactions. And they're not the only ones...

Despite Zuko's role in rescuing Hakoda, Katara is still furious with him. When he talks to Aang about it, the two boys realize many important things about their friendship, the women in their lives, and the nature of hope. Kataang and Zuko/Mai.

And in that moment, Ty Lee knew that Azula must not be allowed to kill Mai. She wouldn't let that happen. In that moment, Ty Lee made her choice.

Crackfic, oneshot. Wheeljack invents "sticky" interfacing and it leaves everyone cold. Rated M for subject matter and cussing. No explicit smut, but it is crass.

Ever wonder what happened to Ratchet after he walked into the power lines in the first TF movie? You know you do! Under duress from Eowyn77's muse, the medic reveals all!

The Fire Lady pays a visit of state to the Phoenix King.

On his way home, Bumi stops to have his fortune told... and have fun messing with people, of course. Written for the Rare/Crack Pairing Fic Exchange.

Book 5: Naruto has been keeping a secret to himself for the past seven years, the only persons he ever told were Iruka, and recently; Jiraiya, Tsunade and Shizune. What will become of his future when it becomes exposed?

Toph is a properly raised earth kingdom lady. With properly bound feet. AU

After the AllSpark's destruction, it's up to the oldest mechs to instruct the clueless younger generation in a more... hands-on... approach to reproduction. Slash, het, plug'n'play

Distraught over Ginny's death in the final battle, Harry gambles desperately and travels back in time to set things right. Unfortunately, not everything goes as planned. A twist on the classic Soul Bond tale.

Canon-faithful, Wheeljack-centric. An alternate ending to the G1 episode "Atlantis, Arise." Raped by Starscream, Wheeljack struggles to cope. Not your standard rapefic. Slash ensemble, multiple pairings. Rated M for mature themes; may be triggering.

G1/Ani Crossover. Suddenly -actually, right after a big battle with the D-cons- some bots around the Ark aren't acting like themselves. Or at least themselves in this universe... Now Complete.

A single scene: Fifty years later there's a prison, a guard, and roses. Susan has no regrets. updated 4/9/11

Ichigo attended the Shinigami Academy along with Renji and Rukia, and after was placed in Squad 5 with captain Aizen. How will being close to the soon be traitor affect his judgment or will it?

Stoick discovers the many intricacies of single parenting.

I blame rum and a plot bunny held at gunpoint for this short "thing." Rated M for happy happy joy joy CMO cursing!

Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?

Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.

A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?

Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...

A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?

He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.

Began as a fusion of DP and The Little Mermaid, but has totally wandered off into original plot. AU, obviously. DxS. Ch. 9 - DANNY FINALLY MEETS SAM! Sorry for the wait. All the cards are in play and it's full swing from here. ;

Post-War Arc AU. Fire Fist Ace: Rescued. Whitebeard & Allies: Escaped...Mugiwara Luffy: Captured. They thought the war had ended, but it had only just begun. The Strawhats will do everything it takes to get their Captain back. And they are not alone.

When Lizzie discovers Nigel needs a stronger woman by his side, she does everything in her power to improve herself. Unknown to her, someone else also has a similar idea. Pairings: 1x362, 1xLizzie, 86x60, 363xOC, more to come

When the fate of the world rests upon the shoulders of one person, best to hope that it isn't a blind, chi-crippled child...

Toph has spent years trying to reconcile herself with her family, but when that fails, she withdraws to Ba Sing Se – and Iroh's teashop. There she tries to recover from old wounds with Iroh's help. Nominated for the Universal Fanfiction Open Awards.

He's stubborn. So is she. Their family and friends know it. They decide to help them out, because really, if left to their own devices, they'll dance around each other 'til they're dizzy, fall down, and do it all over again.

Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...

Sometimes, the answer to the question that's been niggling at you for vorns can be given by a creature only knee-high. Sam, Mikaela and Annabelle talk life, and Prowl listens. Prowl/Jazz, slight AU

Finished! Fanfiction picking up where Season 3 left off, dealing with the aftermath of the last great battle and the impact it has on the Autobots, the Decepticons and Cybertron. Carries on into a new story with familiar characters and expanding others.

TFA: Shockwave always intended to take Blurr with him, but a mistake is made. However, it works out in Shockwave's favor. Non-con with giant robots. Shockwave, Blurr, Cliffjumper.

Post RotF. The Matrix flared to life at Sam's touch. The Autobots know and accept what this means, but when will Sam? By Eowyn77, but kateydidnt gets credit for the plot bunny. Canon pairings only.

MovieVerse: It began when Ratchet just happened to be in the same area with Sam when he invoked the Five Seconds Rule. Laughter followed. Now: Bluestreak discovers, and is confused by, food idioms. Epps just wants to be somewhere else far, far away.

Innocent hazing and sneezes, harmless human traditions turned inside-out; their differences work in ways that leave everyone wondering just who's messing with who. Sam and Bumblebee wouldn't change a thing, though. Now a few one-shots.

What if Starscream began messing with the timelines? Trying to change the known world to allow him to rule? Alter one fact and everything becomes undone and yet rules and people exist in each timeline. Come see all that can be. NEXT: Optimus selling soda?

2009 MOVIEVERSE Lennox discovers the duties that being a 'Prime' involves when he stumbles across one of Optimus Prime's private moments. Ch 18 - Ironhide explodes over being told to keep his hands off anything female. Bumblebee protects Mikaela.

And what if it WAS real?

The Autobots, nature-show style. Short and silly.

TFA. Lockdown offered him selfish solace in exchange for his values. What if Prowl had said yes? A piecemeal look at Prowl and Lockdown's inter-galactic life in all its odd, sweet and dangerous moments. LockdownxProwl. 'What-If' sequel to 'Deadlocked'.

It’s back! What if FMA was re-made for Pokémon’s audience? Worse still, what if FMA's original plot was scrapped for Pokémon's? Will Ed and his Pokémist Al thwart Team Homo's evil plans? Will Winry get a new bike? Will Ed ever be able to swear again?

They’re all a bit different, in so many different ways. Strawhats and their various quirks, as seen by each of them in turn-no pairings. I'm such a nerd. R&R, time and mind permitting!

There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.

G1, oneshot. On a dark night, Prowl and Bluestreak offer a human a ride home. But Bluestreak is positive that this human is one of those infamous “phantom hitchhikers,” and the human’s creepiness isn’t helping.

Mothers' meditations on the nature of sacrifice. Kya and Ursa POV.

What happens on those few days between the Florian Triangle and Shabondy Archipelago, when there are no battles? A few insights into the typical Straw-hat day. Language warnings and sexual references, because these are pirates, not saints.

G1 Christmas Oneshot: Dead End analyzes Christmas and it's traditions. Then he destroys them. /Anti-Christmas fic- you have been warned/

AU. Thirty-five years after being frozen in his iceberg, Aang is awoken by a young Hama. But even in a world without the impending return of Sozin's Comet, Aang cannot escape his destiny as the Avatar.

Aangus Prime wages his battle to destroy the evil forces of the Firecons! This crossover between "Avatar: The Last Airbender" and "Transformers" is more than meets the eye, it's a parody in disguise! Collect them all!

A plot device leaves Megatron and Sam in a situation they would do ANYTHING to reverse...

A look at the history of Ratchet's relationship to Sideswipe, told in snapshots.

TFA. Jetfire and Jetstorm aren't like other Autobots: but what burden can a pair of wings possibly amount to? Watching them celebrated on the battlefield and shunted away at home, Jazz knows all too well, even if Magnus' flying freaks don't have a clue.

2 of 5. When the stakes are driven higher, Timmy must learn to rely on his friends in new ways. Worst of all, new evidence is arising that Timmy's death may not have been the accident everyone had long believed it to be.

TFA: Deformity sequel. Gather children for Blitzwing will sing you a song, a forgotten tale about the dark secrets of the Stockade. Inspired by the VOCALOID song, Alice of Human Sacrifice.

TFA CCS Crossover: While helping the Autobots do a little bit of Spring Cleaning, Sari discovers an antique book. Accidentally releasing the magic cards she must recapture them. Sari and Blitzwing friendship. Please R&R, critiques are much appreciated!

G1. When Hound accidentally forges a spark bond with Mirage in order to save his life, he and Mirage find themselves facing a range of complex issues they would have never imagined. When love alone isn’t enough, how can one find healing? Very mature.

That lightning bolt really had killed Aang. The dying spirit of Avatar Roku approaches Zuko with a proposal of redemption. Time Travel.

Thanks to a prank from Rumble and Frenzy, Soundwave experiences one of the most embarassing days of his life. Might expand, I curse the kitty-former inventers .

TF:A. This was definitely not Bumblebee's room. For one thing, his room didn't have a large Decepticon symbol on the wall.. Non-con, in a giant robots from SPACE kind of way. Whee!

Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.

Lugnut and Strika have a personal conversation. Loudly. In front of Megatron.

A Sue parody. 07Movie, not 09 compliant. From ‘verse to ‘verse, Bots change, Cons change, humans change, but one great evil remains constant. And now she is in Movieverse.

Severus Snape's last letter is not to anyone important.

PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...

His dreams are too lowly to be castles in the air. Draco Malfoy and remedial Muggle Studies, the summer after the war.

Jazz has been badly injured. Spike wants to know why Prowl's hovering. This is a series of stories about Prowl and Jazz's relationship, told to Spike by various mechs.

A young Albus Dumbledore wishes for all the wrong things.

Sideswipe found him and couldn't bring himself to leave him. How he convinced Sunstreaker to help him raise Prowl is still a mystery.

Harry has a secret. No one knows about it and he'll be damned to Jones' Locker if anyone ever did. Harry Potter and post Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End crossover.

Sideswipe and Sunstreak meet preschools, and one preschool has some new names for them.

Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.

Beaten, broken and humiliated, revenge is the one thing that kept Starscream going. But is revenge enough to live on? And when the only place to turn to is your enemies, how long an a lie be convincing? How long can a charade be maintained?

Sam tests out a new invention. Ratchet is not amused.

It was tradition in the Fire Nation to be named for ancestors, powerful people of your family who had shaped your future in their past. And now they had another daughter. And the Firelord and his wife had run out of ideas.

On the eve of Sokka and Suki's wedding, the gang learns Toph has a crush on the Dragon of the West. Hilarity ensues. Kataang/Maiko/Sukka

...an unguarded moment more fleeting than lightning. .o.TFA Lightverse, ProwlxOptimus FRIENDSHIP, ProwlxJazz SLASH.o.

G1. Ravage stole Rumble's recharge berth. Laserbeak and Ratbat are dueling in midair. Frenzy is happy to be an instigator. In short, it wasn't one of Soundwave's better nights. Requested by Metal-Icarus.

Finding One Piece, the Straw Hats leave the Grand Line and return to the the East Blue. But history seems determined to repeat itself, and for the second time in twenty five years Loguetown finds itself hosting the trial of Pirate King. Now Complete!

1st of 5. Four years after a tragic day, Dimmsdale is in a sad state. Fairies are dying, hope is gone and magic is fading from the city. Only Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda and friends can stop tragedy from repeating, but the past is waiting to finish Timmy off.

The Harry Potter saga told in a form where every word in the story is composed from the letters “Harry James Potter.” It's slightly harder than it looks .

Jazz was suddenly glad for soundproof walls. .o SLASH ProwlxJazz, TFA, takes place after Life is a Tree o.

In all of the years that Ratchet threatened to rebuild them as different things, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker never would have dreamed that he’d actually follow through. They were careless in battle one too many times and Ratchet intends to teach a lesson

Harry may be a half-Veela, but there was no such thing as a destined mate. If somebody wanted him, they would have to prove their worthiness. And Draco’s chances don't look so good when Harry guts him at the welcoming feast… HPDM, mpreg

No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.

TF:A. Blitzwing and his psychologist try to examine his personality using only Freudian theories.

Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...

Coming as it did a scant 10 hours after his defeat of Voldemort, the Minsitry's exile of Harry Potter must have come as a crushing betrayal...

Transformers AU. Juxtaposition side story. So you think you're ready for a human all your own, but do you know how to care for one? ... Ratchet and Wheeljack are doing their best to figure it out.

Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.

The Autobots have a prisoner who is being … stubborn … and Sam can't help but make an observation. The kind of observation which only a human male's mind could perceive. One-shot. 2007movieverse. Crack.

2007 movieverse: We all knew it. It was so glaringly obvious. Optimus Prime and Megatron are trend-setters.

Megatron came up with a new plan for conquering Earth. Surprisingly, it worked. Warning: Crack and lots of it. Seriously, it’ll hurt your brain. This is my obligatory 'was out of my mind when I wrote this' fic, this time cold medicine is the one to blame.

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

G1: Mix five dinobots, one medic and an engineer and what do you get? Five confused dinobots, one enraged medic and a horrified engineer.

G1. Jazz centric. Redline's hands were pure white, at odds with the deep blue and silver of the rest of his paintjob. Jazz remembered those hands very well. They had been the last things he had seen.

2007 movie. He never expected to be the one who lived on.

First it rained...and then it rained more...and then it just kept on raining...

Prowl and Sideswipe are either contestants in the Snark-o-lympics, or are busy waiting for Godot. You decide.

G1, S2 - A domestic abuse charity ask Jazz to help them reach out to Starscream. Implicit slash, explicit violence.

The Teen Titans are having some ghostly trouble. A dark shadow from Raven's past is haunting her...literally. Who will they call for help: Fenton Works, of course. Will the Fentons and a certain half-ghost hero be able to help?

Movie: The Autobots make a discovery about the English language. A horrible, horrible discovery.

SUMMARY: When Trent infuriuates Sam, Sam comes out with some language that completely shocks Ratchet, because Sam uses some Cybertronian cuss words, and not mild ones either. Oneshot.

Smarter Voldemort launches his conquest of Britain immediately after his resurrection. Smarter Harry, Sirius, and co. are the only ones who can stop him. Unconventional tactics. Begins after Harry’s 4th year at Hogwarts.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

Sam is growing up, but his Gaffer is having trouble recognizing it.

[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.

G1, S2 - Megatron and Starscream discover something about humans that they didn't want to know.

G1: During Sideswipe's antics, he causes Prowl’s CPU to crash. In compensation for lack of memory, the tactician’s battle computer takes over. Now Sideswipe, and a handful of bravely stupid Autobots, must try to fix a crazy Prowl as he wages “war”

After Mission City, Barricade moves to LA and mystifies the local police force.

PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with Bumblebee, the last of the younglings, when he had a series of nightmares? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...

G1, Slash - One of the longest running betting pools amoung the Autobots is about to be resolved...

FMA Divergent AU: Upon attempting to resurrect their mother, things went horribly wrong and Alphonse Elric ended up binding his brother Edward's soul to a suit of armor. Their lives have been forever changed since that fateful night.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

G1, S1 - Why is Ravage unconscious in the middle of a corridor?

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

Fire Lord Ozai introduces this pamphlet containing the complete guide to ruling supreme over the Fire Nation.

Back in September, Danny's life became very complicated. Now in April, ghost and human politics collide and conspire to threaten the greatest source of stability in Danny's life. His secret identity. SEQUEL TO EXCEPTIONS

Danny is critically injured in a fight with Valerie, his secret is out, and now as he hovers between life and death, the people in his life reflect on their fear of losing him, while devising a plot to save him. Told in alternating 1st person POV.

Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]

G1. Ratchet needs Prowl for just fifteen lousy astrominutes. Easier said than done...

Tim Burton based. What happens when Mr Wonka's interdimensional machine goes wrong and brings back his alternate selves? Join Captain Jack, Ichabod Crane and more for a wacky adventure! Beware of spoilers for other Depp movies.

MariaShadow started this and I finished it. Can Prowl beat Sideswipe at a drinking game that seemingly defies logic?

Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.

Even Optimus Prime has to wallow sometimes.

Luffy's gotten sick, but it's not just any common cold, it's a virus that temporarily rids him of his devil fruit powers! As if things weren't bad enough, he's been captured by a revenge seeking Captain Kuro! Will his crew be able to rescue him? ZoLu

An assignment to snow country under Colonel Mustang is bad enough for the damper it puts on the Elrics' search for the Stone, but downed supply lines lead to cut rations, and Ed discovers that he can't take the deprivation as well as he'd like to pretend.

Three snowgulls, two tiger seals, one penguin and a Fire Nation Prince. The trials of Sokka. [complete, no pairings]

Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED

Hagrid has been forbidden to teach any creature of higher classification than XX: harmless, may be domesticated. So nothing can possibly go wrong in his classes now - right? Augureys and Clabberts and Bowtruckles, oh my, not to mention Redneck Wizards.

Harry's holiday reaches it's lowest point. Will Harry finally be able to have the kind of love everyone else seems to take for granted? Complete

COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.

Logan confronts Kurt on religion openly and frankly. 2 chapters posted.

The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.

On the night before his fourteenth birthday, Harry sends a letter to Sirius Black. It doesn't get there. Next day, he gets ... well, read the title.