I was asked by one very kind reviewer to add a little more personal stuff to my bio, so I figured… what the heck?

AGE: 25

Birthplace: In the lovely and warm state of Texas

CURRENT HOME: In the lovely and frigid state of Alaska.

PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: Er… I have red hair and blue eyes. I’m a little over 6 feet tall and a bit… well, let’s just say I’ll never starve to death in an elevator.

PETS: I have four beautiful mutts (Ben, Penny, Lucy and Mitzi) back in Texas, who are at this moment chewing on the furniture and decimating the squirrel population on my family’s farm. ~Sniffs~ I miss my puppies.

And here in the Alaskan home front I have Sam and Bartleby (goldfish extraordinarre), Fidgit (a mutant and very twitchy Placo), and Eddie (a shy, sweet and undersized red-eared slider). Much love to the aquatic pets!

MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: A 1983 Plymouth Reliant, whose muffler is held together by duct tape and faith and whose trunk is kept shut by a length of bungee cord. Wildly referred to as a P.O.S. by the unwashed masses, he is simply called ‘The Beast’ by those who know and fear him well.

ELEMENT: I’m Air, which means- ~Looks it up~ -I’m intelligent, often clever and fair, but with a propensity towards emotionalism and flightiness. ~Thinks for a second, then throws book away~ That last bit doesn’t sound like me at all. Really.

What the hell was I doing again?

FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC: Just about anything except country, although I’m starting to like that genre again too. A sign of the Apocalypse, perhaps?

FAVORITE MOVIES: Donnie Darko, Butterfly Effect, Ladyhawke, Willow, Dogma, V for Vendetta and Moll Flanders (Hmmm, Morgan Freeman in dreadlocks. Please excuse me whilst I drool.)

FAVORITE BOOKS: The Discworld series by Terry Pratchett, ‘Heroes Die’ by Matthew Woodring Stover, Shakespeare’s ‘Hamlet’, ‘Biting the Sun’ by Tanith Lee and ‘Darwin’s Radio’ by Greg Bear, to name just a few. Can you tell that I’m a bookworm? ~Grins~

GREATEST FEAR: Sharks. My phobia’s bad enough that I nearly expired in terror during the shark-chase scene in ‘Finding Nemo’. ~Grins~ A truly pathetic person, am I.

FAVORITE CHARACTERS: Dinobot (closely followed by the Original Predacon Flyboys: Waspinator and Terrorsaur) from Beast Wars, Soundwave (the voice! Worship the voice I say!) from G1, and just about everyone from the 2007 movie (although Sam and Bumblebee hold a special place in my twisted little heart). As for the TMNT… I love all the boys just about equally, although Leonardo and his strong silent type mannerisms make me like him just a little bit more.

And for those of y’all who haven’t fallen asleep yet… be well and go read my fics. :)