How to Speak Ratchet

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Normal boring "politically correct" version.

Ratchet translation.

I think you could use more training.

You don't know what the frag you're doing, do you?!

That femme is an aggressive go-getter.

She's a fraggin' bitch!

Perhaps I can work late.

And when the frag do you expect me to do this?!

I'm certain that isn't feasible.

No. Fraggin'. Way.

Really?

You've got to be shitting me!

Perhaps you should check with…

Tell someone who gives a shit.

That's interesting.

What the frag?

I'm not sure this can be implemented.

This slag won't work!

I'll try to schedule that.

Why the frag didn't you tell me sooner you dumbaft?!

He's not familiar with the issues…

He's got his helm up his aft.

Excuse me, sir?

Eat slag and die.

So you weren't happy with it?

Kiss my aft!

I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.

Well frag. First Aid! Handle this!

I don't think you understand.

Shove it up your tailpipe.

I love a challenge.

Primus hates me.

You want me to take care of that?

Who the frag died and made you Prime?

He's somewhat insensitive.

What a prick; I like him already.