![]() Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, Naruto, and Pokémon. name: Danny (not really, its just a nickname) Favorite color: Black and any other color that goes with it. And Orange, by itself. hello adulthood . . . I was really hoping you wouldn't show up . . . I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. okay, whaat's up peeples! Favorite Quotes and Sayings: 1) Woman who lay on bedsprings get offspring- Confucius 2) "I think we're gonna need a bigger boat."- Chief Brody, JAWS 3) An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. 4) "Say hello, to my little friend!"- Tony, SCARFACE 5) " It's an inanimate fucking object!" "YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!"- some movie 6) "I can see you in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove . . . but I can't see the stove."- not . . . sure 8) "Dude, you just got wailed on by paris Hilton."- Sam Winchester, Supernatural 9) "I guess it was just there to tease me."- Tyler Hawkins, Remember Me 10) "Its because you're a woman."- FS, my friend. 11) "It be like that sometimes . . . it do."- JE, nother friend. Favorite movies: JAWS TWISTER ARMY OF DARKNESS BLUES BROTHERS HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON NINJA ASSASSIN (Bi Rain. That is all) HALLOWEEN( all of them) LIAR LIAR PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN (all of them) PROJECT X THE PROPOSAL I'll be completely honest. I no longer read, nor care for twilight, twi fanfics, or anything of the sort. Indeed, i made the decision about . . . 3 years ago, perhaps, to go back to my roots. . . . AND THAT IS ANIME!! Tho, typically, if the story is good, and i know the background (i.e.: if its HP, or Young Justice, whatever . . . ) then i read it. Just look at my favorites page! He he. I plan on working on some Bleach and Naruto fanfics soon . . . so look out for those! THAT IS ALL. The Epic-crazy-awesome-BADASS Author's Corner Though they may not all be in my favorite author's list, these mofos are some of the most crazy epic fic writers, whose fanfictions i have had the ENORMOUS pleasure of reading, then crying tears of epic afterwords. obsidian dreamer I BOW to the above mofo funkmasterjo DigiFruit Taisi alice hattercandy The Antic Repartee Soulblazer87 Inuyonas Check them out, and prepare to be amazed! CONFESSION: I ABSOLUTELY LOVE ALIVE MINAXKUSHI FICS. The family goodness is too much. . . however this creates a problem for me! There are to few of the fics, and what few there are are mostly unfinished. SO! I take it upon myself to fill in the gaps with WONDERFUL, COMPLETED NARUTO FAMILY FICS. And quite a few NarutoXOC fics . . . why? Cuz i like them. Don't get me wrong, i ship NaruXHina to the moon, but i don't know if i could write the pairing well. So, i write OC fics for Naruto. Simple, right? Maybe one day . . . a NaruXHina fic to stir the masses . . . a goal? |