Kushina has always had a knack for sensing, and when Minato tells her about Obito's death she refuses to believe it and uses her sensory skills to find him. To Minato's surprise and joy, Obito is alive. They request a mission to go get him, but by the time they return the great tree of Konoha has been poisoned against them.

After a prank on a few chuunin, Naruto ends up in an alleyway and is attacked, a drunk slashing his throat. A nearby Uzumaki gets him to the hospital, and he is saved, albeit reluctantly. Intact!Uzushiogakure, Good!Orochimaru, Mute!Naruto

Danzo has taken over the world. The other Kage have long been killed, students, family, anyone even remotely connected to them dead, or in hiding where Danzo can't get to them. His father was already dead, Shikamaru was to be next. Something interrupted those plans.

Mito activates a seal and wakes up with a five-year-old blond Uzumaki child leaning over her in what's called the Forest of Death. She is not pleased.

Instead of Ino saving her from the bullies, Shino steps in. Instead of leaving a potential crush to turn into fangirlism, Sakura's parents insist upon an anti-fangirl talk. Fluffiness ensues

Shisui expected to die when he fell off that cliff. Instead, the Naka river caught him, and dare I say it, no matter how cliche, his life was changed forever.

Why Suna Hates Team 7 or why the sand siblings love team seven. Sakura grew up around true monsters, Sasuke decided an Uchiha missing-nin was the coolest person ever, and Naruto discovered that one of the Hokage was a puppeteer. Gaara knows someone who thinks he isn't a monster, Temari knows the coolest wind jutsu, and Kankuro likes puppets. Puppeteer!Naruto, Magent Release!Sakura

Just before the one year anniversary of the 4th shinobi war, Naruto and Sasuke are sucked into a different dimension where Konoha is nothing like they're used to. Why are they there? How will they get home? And why does everyone keep mistaking them for a couple! NarutoxSasuke, Road to Ninja crossover, romance/drama/humor.

Naruto wants a shinobi animal. Hiruzen figures the egg in the research department could use an owner. A very sharp-toothed reptile creature crawls out. Warning: Blood and eating things, Velociraptors are meat-eaters, so be warned.

Naruto is a pretty bad ninja, but by god is he lucky.

Alongside the explosive team seven, a second team follows the rest of the rookie Konoha genin. Maybe not as powerful as Sasuke or Naruto, but sure as heck smarter, maybe they'll have fewer casualties. Among their friends and family, anyway. Enemies might end up with giant shuriken in them though.

A pair of Deidara's (no, not literally) and a single damage control. Just what Kakashi wanted in a team. Yep, precisely what he wanted. AU, Sasuke and Naruto are a pair of pyromaniacs, and Sakura works herself to the bone keeping up in the academy, and keeping her two pyromaniac friends from destroying Konoha.

A challenge from Ntraveler, Naruto awakens four separate dojutsu with all accompanied extra stages on the wave mission. Difficulty ensues when he realizes that no, no one knows how to use the dojutsu anymore, and/or doesn't know they exist. Even if Kurama's being semi-helpful, he only knows so much. And he'd rather nap.

John znowu mieszka z Sherlockiem. Na dodatek z córką... Pani Hudson wciąż jest nie-gosposią, przestępcy nadal biegają po Londynie... Sherlock jest nadal socjopatą...albo sobie wmawia, jak kto woli... Cóż, zawsze może być gorzej, czyż nie? :D

The Uzumaki are Guardians of a secret heritage. Upon failing to graduate and being banned from ever becoming a shinobi, Naruto is done with the village. He sets out to discover his families heritage. Their secret. He still somehow bonds with team 7 along the way and they are closer than he could ever have imagined.

A challenge from Dracohalo117, along with my own idea. Orochimaru is planning, Nin and Isobu are annoyed, Naruto's confused, and Kurama wants a nap. On hiatus until something actually happens with it. I'm open to coming back to it at some point in the future.

Why could he see himself? Why were he and Sasuke friends when Sasuke had never been nice to him before? Wait, was the fourth Hokage calling him his son! ... Why did he have a pet dinosaur? Naruto was confused as to why he could see these strange visions that he did.

A four-year-old Naruto falls asleep, and wakes up in a sewer, in front of what he thinks is a giant bunny rabbit. He was not correct. Who knew giant foxes had parental instincts? Parental!Kurama Eventual Prodigy!Naruto

In celebration of Tenten's birthday, enjoy some short thingies with out of their universe weapons! Includes My Little Pony, Miraculous Ladybug, and Star Trek.

Team 7's luck is the worst. In another C-rank gone wrong, odd things happen, and they have to deal with the... additions they bring. AU

The assassin's aim was slightly off-centre. Yennefer's scene on the beach goes rather differently. Yennefer decides to cheat the game. (Based on the Netflix series. The baby lives).

Love confessions are hard. Love confessions are harder when your crush thinks you're Kira...and when you take love advice from your kid sister, naive coworker, and overenthusiastic ex-girlfriend.

Hiruzen did not consider this a good day. Sure, he got to see an old friend, but she was badly hurt. And sure, a new mission that paid quite a bit came in, but it was long, and in a part of the world he had hoped to never mess with again. The Ministry of Magic was not something he wanted to deal with, but he had little choice. Ministry of Magic, meet Emmarine Sandiego.

Sakura Haruno had a secret. It was a well-guarded secret too. She knew the truth. The truth about everyone she looked at. Neither the future, nor the past, just the truth at that exact moment. Their thoughts, their motivations, their fears and abilities. Whom they loved and hated. She saw them and knew their very soul. And she loathed what she saw. (Darkfic)

By Kushina - In which Kushina strangles a man with an umbilical cord.

Welcome to Konoha, where existence is confusing, everyone is happy, and we all serve our benevolent God-King.

Shikamaru isn't the type to allow whispers or glares bother him, but it does become rather troublesome when it becomes known the reasons for it all. Should he let it get to him? Maybe? But that would be too troublesome. "How is it I repeatedly get defeated by a mortal in this pathetic game!" "You're just mad you got beat by a three-year-old, Troublesome Fox." Jinchuriki!Shikamaru.

An Uzushio Christmas. Turned into a bit of a lecture on Uzushio culture, but it's fun.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

Obito doesn't die in the rock slide. Oneshot

Itachi is moping, Tobi knows why, Kisame tries to fix it, and Sasori is weirdly good at making cranberry sauce.

Temari is spending a few days in Konoha, unfortunately, October 31st is among the days.

What if Kakashi was not team 7's sensei? What if that job was given to someone else?

This story is an attempt to adopt and complete my favorite Naruto Fanfiction Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyr. I have the permission of the original author now. This is a time travel style story. There are errors that I'm trying to go back and correct as well. What happens when Akastuki work in 4 man teams instead of 2? How will Naruto handle the stress of being back in time?

Naruto accidentally finds himself in the past, in a time where the Third Shinobi War is still being fought. While trying to prove he is from the future (and trying to change it at the same time), the current Hokage gathers some trusted shinobi to watch his memories... *A watching the series fic* ON HOLD

A collection of the prompts I received for the #SurpriseMe giveaway on Tumblr. Full summary inside. [Ratings vary, pairings vary]

Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.

Nie możesz zatrzymać czasu. Jego tarcza obraca się tylko w jedną stronę. Niemożliwym jest, by zwykłemu człowiekowi udało się to zmienić. Czasami jednak niemożliwe staje się możliwe... Time travel fanfiction. Tłumaczenie z języka angielskiego.

Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Jashin Needs YOU.

AU of In a Definite Place At a Definite Time, which is AU of Dreaming of Sunshine. (Full credit to authors Silver Queen, Pepperdoken, VagabondDawn, and waffleate for those wonderful fics). Shikako and Sasuke take an unintentional journey to the past, and Izuna causes some... complications.

When Kakashi stops by ANBU HQ to check up on his students, Tenzō and Kakashi have a chance to work some things out. (Dreaming of Sunshine recursive fic.)

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

Nara Shikako discovers there are levels of trouble so deep she's willing to test a seal that isn't even her own during the most uncontrolled circumstances she's ever been in. Dreaming of Sunshine AU. Uchiha!Sai.

Snippets from the D.O.S. story line.

Team 7's first C rank mission ended just as disastrously as Kakashi's first mission as a jounin. Now Kakashi has to deal with the guilt of letting this happen, Sakura has to deal with the loss of her purpose in life, and Naruto has to deal with taking on a teammates ambition. And Sasuke? Well, he's dead.

Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.

There was only one thing more unlikely than this sudden snowstorm: Running into Obito of all people on the way home. For Glas-Onion's Akatsuki Secret Santa gift! —KakaObi, Modern AU, Fluff & Angst—

It's been a long, long road back to Kirigakure. Nara Shikako kinda helped a lot. Canon compliant with Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine, and written for SQ's birthday!

...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?

Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.

Aoba had always known that missions of any rank with Nara Shikako would involve confusion and terror, but reporting to the Hokage to give his mission report about the S-Rank he was given 11 months in the future is weird even by Team Seven standards. SI-OC, Dreaming of Sunshine AU

Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.

Kakashi learns about other ways to fall from a tree. Unfortunately for him, an infinite amount of universes means an infinite amount of trouble. [Offshoots, extras, and deleted scenes from the Branches AU.]

Nara Shikako experiences confusion, terror, and friendship (in about that order) eight years earlier than you'd expect. Uchiha Shisui insists that Team 4 is "Team Death" and also that, "It's not bad luck, Shikako-chan, it's just a pun." Aburame Muta finds his teammates more friendly and engaging than he had hoped. Dreaming of Sunshine recursive.

Sherlock zdaje sobie sprawę, że odejście Johna nie wchodzi w grę. A/N: Totalny niebetowany fluff. Wyzwanie 30dayOTP.

It probably says a lot about Obito's life that his first thought when the armed maniac grabs him is 'oh god damn it, not again'.

Even the darkest night gives way to dawn eventually.

The lights of Konoha are coming on in the dusk, like stars against the shadows, and Tobirama pauses, standing atop his brother's carved stone face as he looks over the village. Change has touched every part of it, but at a single glance Tobirama can tell that the foundations are still there. The Will of Fire, loyalty, teamwork, sacrifice in the name of the future.

Wakacje po drugim roku okazują się koszmarem. Mało kto wie, co tak naprawdę dzieje się w domu przy Privet Drive numer cztery. Co jednak, jeśli nowy nauczyciel obrony się tym zainteresuje? Przed Harrym jeszcze długa droga, by mógł być szczęśliwy, w dodatku z Azkabanu uciekł seryjny morderca, Syriusz Black. W tym ciężkim dla Harry'ego czasie, przyjaciele będą mu niezwykle potrzebni.

Krótkie opowiadanie o wampirzym Sherlocku i Mycroftcie. Na początku miałbyć to one shot, ale mi nie wyszło. Historia dzieje się po Reichenbach fall, ale zmieniłam trochę wydarzenia. Mam nadzieję, że wam się spodoba.

The world is theirs.

Naruto is not ageing gracefully anymore. He's bored. So why not go back in time and make things easier for himself as a kid? Unfortunately, the ninja back then are weaker than he remembers.

Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.

You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.

Sakura wanted to die. Sasori was fine with staying dead. But it seemed fate had other plans for them, because when they both wake up younger with blood pulsing through their veins, they had to remember how to live again. Time Travel AU

To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this 'human' thing, but since he's 30 years back in time with a blond brat to save, he'll have to figure things out on the fly. Slash

Z czasem mnóstwo fotografii wypełni życie Grega, a Mycroft nie będzie w stanie wyobrazić sobie dnia bez dużej, ciepłej dłoni, oplatającej się wokół jego własnej. Kto by pomyślał, że to właśnie jedenastoletni Sherlock połączy dwie skrajne osobowości i doprowadzi do zrodzenia się wspaniałego uczucia? (Mystarde, High School AU).

...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.

Sakumo wasn't planned, was the result of a one-night stand during a I-can't-believe-we're-still-alive celebration, and Kakashi freaked the fuck out when he realized he was a father. Sakumo's baby days were a constant stream of 'oh fuck he's crying what did I do wrong' and 'Sensei hELp mE I have no idea what I'm doing' with him constantly checking on napping bb!Sakumo.

TŁUMACZENIE. Sherlock zaczyna dedukować zakochaną parę siedzącą niedaleko jego i Johna. W pewnej chwili John ze strachem uświadamia sobie, że opis pary pasuje również świetnie do niego i Sherlocka.

Azalea Potter jest córką Posejdona i wybranką dla świata czarodziei. Jej życie zapowiada się wręcz cudownie. fem!Harry Jest to tłumaczenie fanfiction stworzonego przez ImposterInDisguise pt. "Azalea E Potter: The Lightning Thief".

AU, zainspirowane artem do Ostatniego wyzwania. Własna wizja pewnych, zrekonstruowanych wątków. Co tak naprawdę się wydarzyło, a co okazało koszmarnym urojeniem? Johnlock. (Wersja w języku angielskimrównież dostępna)

They each wake up as a child once more, only this time with the memories from being older. They don't know that the other two are have also woken up as children again. Each of the boys navigates their newfound situation with different determinations. One things for certain, the more things change, the more they stay the same. (Covers the Childhood Arc / Cross-posted on Ao3)

During The Fourth Shinobi World War, Jiraiya is revived. He uses this chance to catch up with the one he left behind. Oneshot.

AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?

Rodzina Holmesów potrafi wywrzeć odpowiednie wrażenie.

In the very last moment, tangled in a dream, Izumi remembers her father.

Kakashi never should have styled his need for grunt work as an opportunity for his students to better their grades. Then again, he hadn't thought a simple expedition in Ame would end with them facing off against a bunch of mobsters with an unfortunate taste for archaeology, mystical artifacts, and ominous old legends.

After everything Sasuke had done, maybe it wasn't too out-there to suggest that the whole point of this mission was to keep him far, far away from the village. But whatever, you know, he was getting paid for a year-long A-rank mission and all he had to do was put up with a bunch of civilian kids and a few idiots (namely idiots whose names rhymed with taruto). Easy, right?

Tobirama loved Itama enough to go against the natural laws in an attempt to bring him back. For Itama, it's time to return the favor.

Tenzō is being haunted.

Tłumaczenie miniatury "The Study In Pink Alternate Ending" autorstwa Sommerlee. Drabble o tym, jak powinno się kończyć "Studium w różu".

If Liz has learned anything it's that most of her relatives deserve a one way trip to the loony bin or at the very least some serious therapy. But she's going to have to get back to her family problems later because suddenly she's suppose to go to a school named after pigs and warts, which by the way is magical, you know since this happens everyday. Fem Harry/Percy (Same person)

When Sai and Naruto wanted to know whether there's something going on with Yamato (aka Tenzou) and Kakashi, how did Yamato doged the question? And what about Sukea, the photographer that Naruto has only met once? Short fic for KakaYama, since everyone is into Sukea recently XD

"My king," Obito murmurs, looking up at Hashirama. It might be treason, but it's also true. Hashirama isn't the king, he isn't even the man who saved Obito when the caravan was attacked and Obito was left behind, wounded and fading quickly. But Hashirama was the first to show him kindness, to earn his loyalty, and Obito will never waver in it.

"If you tell me you're fine," Itama says cheerfully, stepping in front of the door as it slides open and shoving a towel at the bane of his current existence before Izuna can bleed on the floor, "I have some bedpans for you to scrub out."

Love is a weapon brought to bear. Love is blood spilled without remorse, and a kiss that's so sweet they can ignore the taste of copper underneath.

Kurama just wants to finish his nap in peace. A particularly idiotic human is making that rather hard.

Tobirama comes to on a field heavy with the scent of blood, to a rout of shinobi in unfamiliar uniforms but sporting familiar hitai-ate. There's a whisper in his head, paradise denied, but death is in front of him and he can't waste time on regrets.

Pretty things don't last in Zabuza's hands. They break or scar or are damaged beyond repair, and he's left clutching a worthless shell of something that used to be precious. He'd worried, at first, that this would be the same way. But Utakata is a jinchuuriki, and there's nothing in the entire world that could so much as scratch him without a hell of a lot of effort.

Princess Mononoke!AU. The world has nine gods, locked away in human prisons. Kurama manages to free himself, and when he escapes he takes a child with him. Naruto was raised by forest spirits, but he's still mostly human, and that's what drives him to save a wounded jounin he finds in the forest. It's one moment of kindness that might just right the world.

Hermiona znika po Ostatniej Bitwie zostawiając jedynie wiadomość, by jej nie szukano. Po siedmiu latach Harry i Ron wreszcie ją znajdują, ale nie wszystko jest takie, jak sobie wyobrażali...

Tobirama doesn't give a damn about gender roles and gender-assigned clothing. Madara really, really doesn't mind. (Or, Tobirama in thigh-highs and heels. Madara's a fan.)

Naruto is hot. Kakashi is losing his mind.

Naruto turns his face towards the rising wind, puts Konoha at his back, and walks forward. (Sometimes dreams change. Sometimes children grow up. Sometimes it takes a little help to find your way back to who you used to be.) Post-699, anti-ending.

Keep fighting, they say, eventually you will have won. But what is winning? As order in the Element Nations collapses, Team Seven asks just that. The desert cries out and on blood-soaked dunes their sandals leave imprints. Where do you draw the line when war puts morality into question at every turn? [AU]

Hogwarts!AU. "Dad, what are you doing here?" Kakashi hisses, already teetering on the precipice of mortification just from Sakumo's presence alone. Especially given whose class Kakashi is maybe kind of loitering outside of.

Haruka opened his eyes to find a purple box before him. [Congratulations! You have unlocked the Fourth Wall, earning access to Alternate Life skills! Nakamori Haruka has obtained the ability Gamer!]

Part 4 of the superhero!AU. Things are starting to make a truly horrifying amount of sense, now that Madara's brain has managed to leapfrog from Point A to Point My Best Friend's Little Brother Is Also Sort of My Sexy Nemesis. Like the flirting, for one.

Part 3 of the superhero!AU. "Photokinetic," Orochimaru repeats, eyes narrowing faintly at the White Fang. If he's dealing with an idiot, he'll—well. Be polite, because the man did save him, and Jiraiya will be insufferable if he makes his hero-rescuer cry (again). To his surprise, however, it's not offense overtaking the hero's face, but glee.

3) Kakashi-chan stared. "No more babysitting duty?" the jōnin offered.

Part 2 of the superhero!AU. Tōka is not some reckless vigilante wannabe. She is an IT girl. Mito and Tobirama can keep bouncing across rooftops and knocking out criminals if they want. Tōka is a reasonable, responsible adult with bills to pay and—and a best friend who's probably playing punching bag for the mob right now. Damn it.

For a prompt from the lovely redhothollyberries: The Free! anime featuring Tobirama as a swimmer, with a water addiction like Haruka - and the same penchant for undressing at the first sight of water. Cue Madara blushing and flailing, while Tobirama gives zero shits.

Legacies, Genma thinks wryly, must be the heaviest thing in the known universe. Especially the failed ones.

Świąteczna atmosfera wpływa kojąco na wszystkich. (Mystarde, Established Relationship).

By zobaczyć uśmiech na twarzy Mycrofta, Greg zrobi wszystko. (Mystarde, Established Relationship).

John i Sherlock dostają list. (Mystarde, Established Relationship).

AU fanfic sequel: He was the most unusual individual she'd ever met. He was scatterbrained, boastful and an unapologetic prankster, but he was also warm and inviting. And he always saw her for who she really was. And for that she hoped she wouldn't have to let him go…

Hashirama should not be allowed to do anything ever. It's the one thing Madara and Tobirama agree on.

Nastoletni Sherlock, a do tego omega - szaleństwo trwa!

King Joffrey Baratheon lives his life over and over again, seemingly without end. ASOIAF Time Loop.

A few simple sentences can change a person's life; for better or for worse. Kakashi utters one of these simple sentences to a five year old Naruto in a chance meeting. How will this affect both their lives and the shinobi world as a whole? Brotherly!Kakashi, Believably Strong / Smart Naruto. Adopted by Kyoto141092

Tłumaczenie z angielskiego, Snape podczas lekcji wspomina jak bardzo drogie są składniki podchodzące od bazyliszka.

Snarry, gdzie Snape tymczasowo nie może powiedzieć ani słowa, po klątwie, którą rzucił na niego Voldemort.

Historia z powrotem do przeszłości w tle.

HG/SS kanoniczne na ile pozwala sytuacja... post war...

Sherlock kontra alkohol :D

Sherlocka Holmesa metody pozyskiwania danych...

Uśmiech zamarł na twarzy Weasleya niemal od razu. [...] Weasley westchnął, jakby go to wiele kosztowało i powiedział krótko: - Harry już nie gra.

Severus Snape, który chce przeżyć... Potter, który ma koszmary... wampir z niejasną przeszłością... co ich łączy? Slash SS/HP / Zakończone - przerzucane :)

AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.

John stara się ułożyć sobie życie po śmierci Sherlocka. Pewnego dnia Mycroft nalega na spotkanie.

Sherlock wraca ze świata zmarłych, a John na nowo przyzwyczaja się do ich wspólnego życia.

A Ser Pounce SI.

W życiu Mycrofta Holmesa była tylko jedna osoba, którą mógłby nazwać swoją przyjaciółką.

Fani „Sherlocka" od zawsze zastanawiają się, dlaczego Jim Moriarty w scenie na dachu nie wymierzył broni w Molly Hooper. Nadszedł czas na odpowiedź... [Molliarty]

Petunia Evans, co by było gdyby: Czyli, co by było gdyby Petunia Evans jednak miała magię, nie poślubiła Vernona, kochała Harry'ego oraz... pochodziła z całkowicie innego wymiaru z którego przybyła wprost do świata znanego nam z książki.

After the battle with Madara and the Juubi, a fierce argument starts between Naruto and Sasuke over who will become the next Hokage when Tsunade brings up a startling complication. They're both still Genin.

Magia nie istnieje. Nie ma czegoś takiego jak czary. Co się stanie, gdy dowiemy się, że światowej sławy detektyw konsultant tak naprawdę jest czarodziejem? Co więcej, ma on także córkę - Hermionę, również czarodziejkę. Oczywiście nic, bo magia nie istnieje. W dalszej części pojawi się wątek romantyczny. (przepraszam za usterki odnośnie nowych akapitów)

Colin didn't know who he pissed off, but he woke up cold and hungry in the middle of a snowy wasteland. Being the Dragonborn really sucked sometimes. [A Dragonborn appears Beyond the Wall story.]

Voldemort wygrywa wojnę, mijają lata a Harry Potter znika. Ludzie pragnący wolności rozpoczynają poszukiwania./Zawieszone/

Zwykły poranek dla pewnego byłego wojskowego lekarza i jednego z braci Holmes.

Przekład z języka angielskiego. Jedenastoletni Harry przegapia pociąg do Hogwartu. Snape został wysłany, by dowiedzieć się dlaczego. To, co odkrywa, zmienia jego wcześniejsze wyobrażenia na temat Chłopca, który przeżył. Tekst typu AU.

Holmcestowa seria, zabawa kanonem, incest

Johnlock z tajemnicą w tle.

AU coffee shop, gdzie John jest studentem medycyny i do kawiarni, w której pracuje przychodzi Sherlock.

Preslashowa miniatura. Pogrzeb Sherlocka Holmesa.

Lekki profil psychologiczny.

The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.

Sherlock rozgryza zagadki, Mindy rozgryza Sherlocka - czyli jak wygląda trudne życie detektywa-socjopaty odkrywającego w sobie człowieczeństwo i jego ośmioletniej córki próbującej iść w zupełnie innym kierunku.

Wiecznie otwarty kramik z drabble'ami dla osób komentujących i odpowiadających na komentarze. Do Sherlocka w wersji BBC. Niektóre drobiazgi są częścią "Polski od fandomu do fandomu".

Dlaczego Sherlock Holmes kocha taniec? Krótka powiastka o krokach i muzyce.

Rozpoczynając ostatni rok nauki w liceum, Sherlock nie zdawał sobie sprawy, jak wiele w jego życiu mogło się zmienić za sprawą jednej osoby. To wtedy poznaje Johna Watsona, szkolnego kujona, którego wraz z Victorem omijał szerokim łukiem. Niespodziewanie ich krótka znajomość zacieśnia się i przeradza w głęboką miłość, która zmieni życie Sherlocka nieodwracalnie.

Gdy pani Hudson prosi swoich lokatorów o drobną przysługę, Sherlock i John odkrywają, że istnieje na świecie rodzaj "zła", o którym nie mieli pojęcia. Humorystyczne, momentami lekko przesadzone, natchnione ekscesami własnego czworonoga, którego kocham szczerze, choć to czasami trudna miłość. Osadzone gdzieś na początku drugiego sezonu. Enjoy!

Znika John, znika Mary, znikają wszyscy. Co zrobi Sherlock? Drabble. 100 słów bez tytułu.

Obito is able to seal the Jūbi within himself a bit faster than he expected, fast enough that the Allied Shinobi Forces haven't reached them yet. This leaves Uzumaki Naruto completely at his mercy. He cannot resist when the Ten-Tail's Jinchūriki forces him from his own world. A dimension-hopping story.

They were the clan everyone avoided, for a good reason. But Hashirama wasn't like other people and Karma ended up tangling in the ninja world revolution anyway. What he didn't know was that she knew the script of the story. OC Self-insert

Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

Or: Why Shikaku is pretty sure that Itachi has no relation to the Nara Clan. An Omake from Yet Mad I am Not. A really stupid one. I'm sorry.

Dlaczego John Watson jest taki ważny? Doskonałe pytanie! Sherlock. Właściwie sam Sherlock z punktu widzenia Lestrade'a. Zainspirowane wykładami z literatury sensacyjnej, w związku z czym nie mam wyboru i muszę zadedykować całość Kamilowi i Marice.

Naruto's parents are the worst people in the world. In which his name came from a different book. Complete and utter parody. (A collaboration one-shot with EndoplasmicPanda)

A collection of what the Uchiha Clan thinks of Uchiha Hanako, twin to the heir apparent. Each account as unique as the charcoal birds she makes; some mundane whilst others have lighting around them or breath fire. What? Artistic Liscense is what makes it interesting. - A homage to Loeka's Pinwheel Madness -

"You are not him. You lack sorrow. You lack hate. It's not that you've forgotten, but that you were never there." Chaos stirs as Uchiha Sasuke switches places at the worst possible time. A Road to Ninja story.

AU: Time Travel. A stranger arrives in Konoha with a mission: to prevent the apocalyptic future he comes from and hunt down those responsible. But to do this, he has to work with the ghosts of his past made living. Presented with the opportunity to set things right, will he be able to overcome the burden of his sacrifices or will he walk down the path of self-destruction?

With loving parents and plenty of friends, unease is the last thing that Naruto should be feeling. But it lingers in the back of his mind, clouding his sight with suspicion and paranoia. Why do his dreams feel so real? Why does he remember things that never were? [COMPLETE]

Sherlock, nie wiedząc czym jest miłość, szuka pomocy w internecie.

AU, w którym za każdym razem, kiedy człowiek się zakochuje, na jego ramieniu pojawia się czerwony znak. Sherlock jest zdeterminowany, by nigdy takiego nie zyskać, obawiając się, że miłość zrujnuje jego umysł. Potem poznaje Johna Watsona. Tłumaczenie z języka angielskiego.

Obito is used to being no good. He's used to trying and failing and trying again, progressing by inches while everyone around him is bounding forward. He's thirteen, hardly an Uchiha at all, too weak, too clumsy, too bad at jutsus. But now there's something in his head, something filled with hurt and tempered rage, and the most chilling part is that it's him.

Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.

One of these days, Faendal was going to murder that asshole. Meanwhile, there was a dragon crisis to solve. Unfortunately, the chosen hero was not exactly the stuff of legends.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

Co się dzieje, gdy do Londynu zjeżdżają się najwięksi wrogowie wszechczasów? Wręcz arcywrogowie... Wtedy to Londyn staje w obliczu totalnej katastrofy.

Gandalf made the assumption that he was going to be able to bully Bilbo into going on the Quest for Erebor. You know what they say about people who assume...

odpowiedź na pytanie, co by było, gdyby John i Sherlock poznali się kilka lat wcześniej? jak wtedy wyglądałoby ich pierwsze spotkanie? krótka historia z dobrym zakończeniem. M-ka z powodu języka, jakiego używam.

Growing up Naruto had two father figures: Teuchi of Ichiraku's Ramen and the Hokage. What if he had decided to emulate Teuchi rather than the Hokage?

TŁUMACZENIE. Przez sześć lat w Hogwarcie, John Watson ledwo zauważał Sherlocka Holmesa, Krukona z piątego roku. Teraz, kiedy go zobaczył, nie może patrzeć już nigdzie indziej. Hogwart AU, z postaciami z Sherlocka. Ma miejsce już po tym, jak Harry Potter i inni zostali absolwentami, ale przed następną generacją. PRZENIESIONE NA AO3 (ten sam tytuł, KittensAndRage)

Azalea Potter, the daughter of Poseidon the sea god and the chosen one to the wizarding world, yeah this should be fun. Rated T because I'm a very cautious and paranoid person. Female Harry

Life was always dangerous when you had inherited a doujutsu. Especially if you happened to be born to an unwed mother far away from the lands of your father. OC Self-insert

The odds and ends I somehow end up writing for the world of Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen.

The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.

Londyn zmienia się z roku na rok, a dziwaczne pomysły Sherlocka nigdy nie przestają zadziwiać jego współlokatora – w końcu Sherlock to Sherlock, i to nigdy się nie zmieni.

- Nie, to ty posłuchaj. Pozwolisz mi tam wejść. Zajmę się tym gnojkiem osobiście. Wydobędę z niego informację gdzie jest Sher... - głos mu się załamał. Zacisnął pięść. Wdech i wydech żołnierzu. - gdzie Sherlock jest przetrzymywany. Po jego znalezieniu będziesz mógł mnie skuć, oskarżyć o cokolwiek chcesz. Nie obchodzi mnie to.

Jedno pytanie pcha się po obejrzeniu HLV. "Dlaczego Sherlock?" Odpowiedź na ciepło i wesoło.

Po powrocie Sherlocka życie Johna zaczyna wracać do normy. O ile oczywiście normą jest kradzież obrazów, upiorna narzeczona, kilka trupów i wampir. Z pozdrowieniami dla Brama Stokera, Kouty Hirano, Ryougo Narity. Po "Biegnij, Melosie". Slash, Johnlock, of course.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

What if Naruto had help with his training early on? What if he leaned what the name Uzumaki mean? How would his story change as a result? Read and find out.

30 scen z życia Sherlocka i Johna. Kolejna część w "Kopciuszkowej" serii. Pisana w ramach 30 day OTP challenge.

Mycroft Holmes jest nieśmiałym chłopcem z dobrego domu, który w wolnym czasie lubi czytać książki i grać na pianinie. Jego życie zupełnie się odmienia, gdy popularny szkolny rozrabiaka Lestrade zaprasza go na punkowy koncert do jego domu. Żaden z nich w życiu by nie przypuszczał, jak może się to skończyć. Roleplay, slash, fluff-angst-smut.

The creation of an ascended being puts a strain on reality. A little too much effort on his part or even just a slight loss of control may very well result in a tear—a warping of time and space itself. Unfortunately, Naruto and Sasuke have to pay the consequences. [Time-Travel. Warring Clans Era. No Yaoi. No Bashing.]

Drabble, rodzinnie. Trochę humoru, ciekawe fakty i po prostu Sherlock :P

John potrzebuje niebezpieczeństwa, żeby poradzić sobie z traumą. Sherlock, chociaż ciężko to dostrzec, czuje coś do Johna i usilnie dba, aby w jego życiu entropia utrzymała stałą wartość. Pierwszoosobowe opowiadanie z punktu widzenia Sherlocka. Slash. Tłumaczenie z języka angielskiego.

i co z tego wynikło. Lestrade spotyka ośmioletniego chłopca, który rozwiązuje za niego sprawę. Dedykuję mojej kuzynce, Julii Kieczce :)

Przychodzą dni, kiedy Sherlock się gubi i nie potrafi dokładnie wskazać momentu, w którym to się dzieje. Kiedy sprawa ma swój finał, John lubi detektywa określać mianem spadającej gwiazdy.

John wyprowadził się już z Baker Street, zostawiając Sherlocka samego. Ma rodzinę, dziecko, pracę. Brak mu czasu na odwiedzanie detektywa. Wydaje się, że u Sherlocka wszystko jest w porządku.

Sherlock przymyka powieki. Wyobraża sobie, że gra Debussy'ego. Mokrymi palcami chwyta smyczek, przeciągając nim po strunach z cichą ostrożnością, wsłuchując się w każdy wygrywany dźwięk. Deszcz akompaniuje mu w tle i trwają tak razem, lecz oddzielnie, przez godziny. — Nigdy nie chciałeś mnie zmieniać — szepcze, wciąż nie otwierając oczu.

Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible. (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi).

One-shot do Sherlocka. Po prostu zwykła rozmowa o tym, dlaczego John nie chce pójść na randkę z Sherlockiem.

Once upon a time, his mother told him the tale of the Sharingan fairy, who would gift the Uchiha with their doujutsu in times of great need. After he lost everything that fateful night, he has all but forgotten about her. But when his classmates show worrying signs of possessing the Sharingan, Sasuke has no choice but to figure out why the hell she has decided to visit all of them.

To, że matematyka jest królową nauk, nie oznacza, że Viviann zostanie jej damą dworu. Kolejna część w "kopciuszkowej" serii. Tym razem spojrzenie na Mummy Holmes.

Seria krótkich opowiadań inspirowanych challengem znalezionym w sieci. Johnlock, głównie fluff. Czas akcji: po "Skandalu w Belgrawii".

Krótko o relacji Lestrade'a z Sherlockiem. Lekkie spoilery do 3x02, i nawiązania do narkotykowej przeszłości Holmesa.

W niecały rok po narodzinach córki oraz śmierci żony, John czuje się lepiej. Sherlock czuje się spokojniej i mogłoby się wydawać, że dotarł do momentu, w którym jego największym zmartwieniem jest zawartość glutaminianu sodu w rosole. Ale nie.

Siedmioletni Sherlock po raz pierwszy jest świadkiem zbrodni. Od tej chwili wszystko staje się grą. Kid!lock/Teen!lock.

AU. Kidlock. Sherlock Holmes ma dziesięć lat, kiedy wszystko w jego życiu się zmienia.

Tłumaczenie. Sherlock znowu jest zajęty jednym ze swoich eksperymentów, John znowu jest na niego wkurzony. A kiedy odkrywa, że bez jego wiedzy został bezpośrednio zaangażowany w doświadczenie, szuka sposobu by się zemścić.

Or, why it's a bad idea to start a prank war with the son of a Marauder. Slight Ron-bashing, non-graphic slashy themes. Malfoy with a sense of humour. Pure crack-fic, even beyond my usual levels.

Po pierwszym pocałunku przychodzi pora na inne pierwsze razy. Sequel do "Chcę być Kopciuszkiem" i "Tworzenie więzów".

Pierwsza część serii "Kochaj mnie w ciemności" (org. Love me with the lights off) autorstwa Shay Fae, dostępnej na AO3. zgoda na tłumaczenie: jest beta oraz konsultacje pozostałe: myk-myk A/T: Pierwsze tłumaczenie. oryginał pierwszej części: / works/ 835483/ chapters/ 1590854

Sztuka oswajania według Johna Watsona. Sequel do "Chcę być Kopciuszkiem".

TŁUMACZENIE z języka angielskiego. "Powiedz mi raz jeszcze, dlaczego to robię?" "To dla sprawy, John, mówiłem..." Sherlock otrzymuje pozwolenie na przeprowadzenie eksperymentu na Johnie pod pretekstem "sprawy", jednak rezultaty mogą być inne, niż się spodziewali! Ostatecznie Johnlock, z paroma zabawnymi momentami po drodze.

Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)

Ucieczka Sherlocka ze szpitala od kulis. Spoilery do "His last vow". Raczej kanonicznie, z elementami półtorastronnego Sherlolly, jak to u mnie.

Her parents had always told her to act like the other girls; be a normal girl; do what you have to do to fit in as a girl! But the thing is...SAKURA HARUNO IS NOT A GIRL./ "Sakura-chan...w-what's that between your...legs...?" Naruto blanched.../ "WHAT!" Sasuke screamed.../ "I'm impressed, you're a lot bigger than dickless." Sai commented with a straight face... Male!Sakura. Comedic

(Drabble from my tumblr account) If you don't know, the Blushing Game is when you try to make your opponent blush, and whoever blushes first loses. Depending on how stubborn you are, things can get...rather spicy. Rating may change. Contains yaoi - TobiMada/MadaTobi HashiIzu/IzuHashi (recently added)

TŁUMACZENIE z języka angielskiego. Johnlock, w którym jesteś bliżej historii, niż prawdopodobnie byłeś przyzwyczajony. John zastanawia się, czy naprawdę warto "umawiać się" z Sherlockiem. Nic nie jest moją własnością, ani BBC Sherlock ani żaden z charakterów, ja tylko ukradkiem się im przyglądam, kiedy myślą, że są sami.

The war is over, and Naruto has found the way to peace, but no one is left to enjoy it. Including himself. Dying and unable to give up, Naruto does the only thing he can: give the last living member of Team 7 a second chance. Whether Kakashi wants it or not. [Time Travel Fic ]

Being away from Konoha for so long, Sasuke is unprepared when he is faced with a dangerous reality: the new Sakura has him completely distracted. (The best kind of tension is sexual tension...)

"We all know Potter's had his eye on Evans for years. He's like a boy pulling his crush's pigtails, always playing pranks to get her attention. Besides, all that fighting and arguing must come from somewhere." "I could say the same thing about Potter and Snape," Slughorn pointed out. "That's hardly the same thing, Horace," McGonagall said. "Would you bet on that?"

After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.

When finding himself stranded in the past, what is a man supposed to do? Surrounded by old friends who are younger than you remember, and without anyone to lean on, life becomes a challenge. Will he be able to forge new friendships and change the course of the future, to prevent the blood soaked world he came from? Failure equals death and mindless destruction. Time-travel.

or 'Adventures in the Worst Afterlife EVER', because Ace sure didn't sign up for this s***. What happened to eternal peace? Or more importantly, his hat? (In which Ace is a time-traveling ghost, his younger self is unimpressed, Sabo is alive and Luffy is stupid.)

Jak wiele można wyrazić za pomocą gwiazd, czyli bracia Holmesowie i ich życiowe rozkminy... tfu, rozmowy nocą. Wbrew pozorom chyba wyszło sentymentalnie i nie wiem, czy to dobrze.

Captain America is the undisputed leader of the Avengers, but when he goes down? Iron Man steps up. Fury wants to know why nobody else thinks that's crazy. (A short story in two (three) parts)

In which Bellatrix Black and Molly Prewett were sorted into Hufflepuff, and the world changed ever-so-slightly.

One-shot. John się upija. Tłumaczenie z angielskiego. Polecam!

Lestrade potrzebuje miejsca, gdzie mógłby się zatrzymać na kilka dni. Pyta Johna, czy nie mógłby pomieszkać na Baker Street, ale ten będzie poza miastem. Emaile wynikające z zaistniałej sytuacji. Tłumaczenie.

The trouble with large families is that nothing you do is ever truly unique. To fill the time during prefect rounds, post-war Ginny and Draco begrudgingly hold a civil conversation which quickly turns competitive...

The Fourth isn't able to close the seal and Naruto is forced to resort to desperate measures. Timetravel/Accidental

... and John sort of joins the Avengers. While Coulson's recovering from being stabbed in the chest by a magical spear, Fury is rapidly running out of Agents willing to play babysitter for the newly founded Avengers. So he calls in Captain John Watson, late of the British Royal Army, and blogger and best friend to the infamously antisocial presumably deceased Sherlock Holmes.

Wojna z Gają cały czas nie została zakończona. Voldemort rośnie w siłę. W świecie bogów i herosów panuje chaos. Również czarodzieje nie moga poszczycić się odpowiednią organizacją. A co jeśli wróg połączy siły?

Velociraptor domowy, część czwarta cyklu autorstwa Kryptarii, tłumaczenie.

Część trzecia cyklu. Velociraptor novus, czyli "nowy" bądź "początkujący" velociraptor. Tłumaczenie tekstu Kryptarii. Podsumowanie: gryźć współlokatora - trochę nie halo... Bieganie po lesie, gryzienie i wspomnienia z przeszłości, dużo wpatrywania się w rejony, gdzie się być może nie powinno patrzeć współlokatorom... Ale gryźć się też nie powinno.

Velociraptor interludium, czyli dlaczego tej nocy lepiej trzymać się z daleka od lasu. Sherlockowi nigdy nie przyszło do głowy, by sprowadzić Johna do swego domu rodzinnego. Posiadłość Holmesów oznaczała bogactwo, przywileje i szlachecką wyniosłość - wszystko to, czym Sherlock gardził. Zaprosić tu Johna? Na... Polowanie? tłumaczenie, cykl velociraptorowy, część 2

Tłumaczenie, część pierwsza cyklu. Autor: Kryptaria. Tłumaczenie: ja. Beta: Winc. Miejsce akcji: strych na Baker Street. Występuje: najprawdziwszy dinozaur.

Studium stosunków międzyludzkich w obrębie Sherlocka, Johna, Grega i Mycrofta, ze szczególnym uwzględnieniem dwóch ostatnich panów.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

and a nutcase to the suicidal degree would ever find the concept of being born into the Shinobi world as cool, or any variation thereof that somehow implies any possible positive connotation. Self-insert to a certain degree. Dark, AU.

Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

Kakashi x Iruka, based in the world of Naruto and the real world. Kakashi has loss Iruka in their first lifetime, can he manage to get back to Iruka for their next life? Yaoi, AU

The story about a tailor and the Earl in the Victorian London, their souls were tied tightly together, but would they survive after Oscar Wilde's trail? Kakashi x Iruka, Yaoi

Naruto saved the world, died in the process, then woke up anyway. But the strangest part was when the dispelling technique didn't dissolve the genjutsu. Because when the Yondaime was alive and well, what else could it be but a genjutsu?

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Thirty stories written for Obito and Kakashi. Chapters 29 and 30 are up! This is the end of these 30 short stories about Obito and Kakashi and their romance.

Podczas niezbyt wesołych wakacji Harry dowiaduje się, że na jego ród nałożono klątwę i on jest aktualnie jej nosicielem. Nie znając nawet rodzaju przekleństwa, musi się zmierzyć z nieznanym.

Pewnej soboty doktor House ma niespodziewanego i nietypowego gościa, który ma do niego sprawę... Snape i House- czy szpital to wytrzyma? Dodatkowo HG/SS, więc romans bynajmniej nie obejmuje House'a! Dotychczas pisane wspólnie ze sleeplessy

Naruto is sent abroad to teach at Hogwarts as part of a cultural outreach program between magic-using communities. And, surprisingly, the castle is still standing. So far.

Sasuke wanted to be able to use Tsukuyomi. He didn't realise how bad pretending to get the Mangekyō would affect the members of his family. Gen, time travel, description of rape, prequel of Team Tensai not required to understand TT. Complete.

Jeśli sądziliście, że najgorszym co mogło się przydarzyć Hogwartowi w Walentynki był Lockhart, to jeszcze nie widzieliście Dumbledore'a w akcji... Nie tylko HG/SS :

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

A collection of ObiKaka one-shots. Chapter 3: Obito and Kakashi are cleaning out Sandaime's house and find the old man's sake stash. So of course, they drank it all.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.