I have a confession.….I am seriously addicted to writing about Sasuke in sexually awkward situations. So here's a whole story about them! (;

Heads up: this FIRST chapter is just an updated version of my "outgrown" prompt for sasusaku month

Do you want to know Kakashi Hatake's biggest secret?

…he absolutely sucks at teaching.

(…..no, seriously)

Even with Minato being a wonderful example from his youth, for some reason, Kakashi couldn't quite get all traditional methods right.

He read porn in public.

He was always late.

He believed in negative reinforcement.

He didn't even show his students what his face looks like.

Which is why he was quite relieved when his fellow sensei Kurenai, (who was much better at relating to young adults than Gai) offered to give him some tips on how to inspire the newly-reunited Team Seven.

Sure, they were all techinically adults, but in his mind, they would always be those annoying twelve year olds that nearly failed their first bell exam.

Okay, Kakashi. You first need to work on being very empathetic. Listen to their complaints, no matter how pointless they are. Then, before you all start training as a team again, you need to show them how far they've come. Like…show them pictures from when they were genin. Remind them how horrible their skills were, and how they have grown. You need to make them confident, yet itching for more progress.

But to be honest, Kakashi thought it would be foolish to follow Kurenai's advice step-by-step.

"Got to plunge right into it!" he decided, very proud of himself for his the Hokage would see his hard work and give him a nice salary raise. "They can handle it! They aren't called the 'next generation of sannin' for nothing!"

So he delivered a card to each of his original students, (well, he sent a few of his dogs, because the three were spread out significantly across the village and he didn't feel like running) all with the same message.

For training tomorrow, you are to wear the exact same outfit you wore as a genin. Same size, same clothing, same everything. If you do not comply, you will be forced to put on one of Gai's jumpsuits and do embarrassing exercises in the middle of the Konoha market.

Subtle, right? He knew his plan was flawless. The three would see each other's past fashion sense and immediately start laughing, showing them that even though they took themselves seriously six years ago, they actually just looked ridiculous.

Now Kakashi, being a very fit middle-aged man, has had the same height and weight for the past two decades.

So it must have slipped his mind that the young people of Konoha's bodies have changed quite dramatically since their pre-pubescent years.

"Hahahaha, Sasuke! You look absolutely ridiculous!" Naruto choked out, laughing so hard that he nearly collapsed to the ground in a fit. Since Naruto's original outfit was so baggy, it fit almost exactly as his current one, just that the black paneling was gone. The capri-like pants had become just loose shorts on his now-tall frame.

However, Sasuke was having a much harder time with his outfit.

His baggy forearm "protectors" were uncomfortable, the wrappings on his shins were pointless…and his old shorts were not nearly the length that he was comfortable with. At least his once-oversized shirt fit him correctly now. He cringed as he recalled how he used to wear this get-up every single day. There was no practicality in it, no flow.

(Then again, the same could be said for all the outfits he's ever had)

(…particularly that one open-shirt deal he used to prance around in)

"Shut up, asshole," Sasuke hissed, his clothing not helping with his already-sour mood. "This just shows how you haven't changed at all in the past six years."

Naruto rolled his eyes, clearly unaffected.

"Well maybe I didn't need to change," he grinned. "Or I just thought ahead!"

"Thought ahead….when you were twelve?" Sasuke frowned.

Naruto shrugged. "Whatever. It's not you that I care about today."

"What?"

The blonde boy began to giggle pervertedly, rubbing his hands together.

"I'm waiting for Sakura….." he declared proudly. Sasuke gave him a disgusted look.

"You're no better than Kakashi sometimes."

"...is Kakashi here yet?" a soft voice called out, one that made the boys' heads turn immediately. "I need to talk to him."

Sakura had finally arrived, though…

….her entire body was covered by the thick green cloak she had on.

"It's ninety degrees outside," Sasuke commented, looking her over and wondering what could be so bad that she needed to cover herself completely.

"Yeah," she huffed out, a bead of sweat trailing down her cheek. "So?"

"Aren't you hot?"

Naruto giggled a little at that. "Of course she is~!"

Sakura, even in the midst of her panic, glared at the blonde harshly.

"Don't make me tell Hinata," she growled, clearly not in the mood to take any shit from anyone.

The two boys blanched at her murderous tone.

Thankfully, the sudden arrival of Kakashi interrupted the potential bloodbath that could have ensued.

"So are you all feeling inspired yet?" he asked giddily, his book absent in favor of watching their irritated faces. However, as he looked over at Sakura, his face fell.

"Sakura, are you being uncooperative?" he commented, voice cold. Her eyes widened, and she shook her head viciously. "Do you care about our team dynamics at all?"

She winced.

"Kakashi-sensei, I don't exactly feel comfortable in-"

"Take the cloak off."

"But-"

Nevertheless, as Kakashi was talking to Sakura, Naruto had sneaked up behind her, a mischievous smirk on his face as he quickly pulled the cloak off.

…and instantly an awkward silence fell upon them.

Her old genin dress fit her normally on her waist and hips (though she had gotten taller, so the front and back flaps were about as long as her usual skirt), but her shorts had now become practically booty-shorts, and her chest…..

….her breasts were squashed together quite dramatically, and since the zipper wouldn't zip over them, the only thing keeping her decent was a black sports bra.

Without her black boots, her legs were on full display, the pale skin soft and smooth and ever-so-touchable.

Unfortunately for Sasuke, he found her outfit quite…stimulating.

"Put the cloak back on," he hissed out, adverting his eyes towards the ground. In this mind, he busied himself by thinking of hundreds of ways to brutally murder Kakashi, as he cursed his old self for choosing white shorts of all things.

"Why, is something wrong, Sasuke?" Naruto chuckled. "Sakura looks perfectly fine."

Naruto looked at Kakashi out of the corner of his eye, and the grey-haired man suddenly realized what Naruto was doing. He responded with a smirk of his own.

"So that we've seen each other, let's pair you up for your training," he declared proudly. "I'll take Naruto, and then Sasuke and Sakura can work with each other."

Sasuke immediately was doused in a flurry of contradicting emotions, not sure if he was excited or horrified about being paired with his female teammate.

"And today, ninjutsu and genjutsu are off limits," Kakashi added. "Only body-on-body Taijutsu."

(It took quite a lot of effort for him to not giggle at Sasuke's stunned face)

Since Sakura had naturally maintained her super-strength even without the aid of chakra, she was already a difficult opponent when it came to Taijutsu, but with Sasuke's "predicament," it was near impossible.

Her breasts bounced with every miniscule moment, and the worst part was that she didn't even seem to be aware of it. (or just didn't care)

It was becoming increasingly challenging for him to keep his breathing normal.

"Is something wrong, Sasuke?" she asked, worried as to why his face was pale as they kept on sparring. "You're performing a lot worse than usual."

I'd like to perform far more enjoyable things with you, Sakura.

She halted her movements, and he was at first grateful, because she was no longer bouncing around.

At first.

He then noticed that her skin was covered in a thin layer of sweat, making her practically glow as she panted lightly to catch her breath.

They both had excellent stamina.

Sasuke gulped.

"Sit down, I can heal the injuries you have so far. Maybe you'll feel better then," she smiled, and he reluctantly complied.

She walked over quickly, sitting next to him to get better leverage as she healed a nasty wound he had gotten on his knee.

"Can you push up your pants a bit?" she asked innocently, pointing at his right thigh.

"I can let that heal on it's own," he protested, refusing to move. She gave him an incredulous look.

"Don't be so proud all the time. Just let me heal you."

"That's not necessary," he said through gritted teeth.

Then without waiting for him, she rolled it up herself, her hands dangerously close to….certain parts of his body.

And that was all it took.

He completely lost it.

His face drained of all color as he could feel blood go to…other certain parts of his body.

As she leaned over, still unaware, her cleavage was even more visible, and he practically groaned.

That was it.

He went insane.

Standing up suddenly, Sakura narrowly missed being knocked over by his dramatic movements.

"Sasuke, what are you-"

He stumbled away quickly, practically sprinting away from the field. Her mouth hung slightly open at watching him utilize a burst of energy that seemed to come from nowhere. What was so wrong that he had to leave?

Was he really that sick? Maybe he just didn't want her to see him in a weak state.

Yes, that must be it.

She promised herself that she would track him down later and give him a throughout medical examination so that he could hide anything from her that could potentially be dangerous for his health.

"Well that was unexpected," Kakashi commented loosely, watching Sasuke sprint away faster than he'd ever seen him move outside of battle.

Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Come on, Kakashi-sensei. They've been swimming in sexual tension since forever. It's about time they got together."

"I just think he'll need a little more pushing," the grey-haired man frowned, taking in Sakura's confused expression as she stood by herself in the middle of the training field. "But he'll crack eventually"

"Hmm…I bet that they'll hook up by the end of the year," Naruto pondered seriously, crossing his arms before sending a challenging look to his sensei. "That's four months."

"I bet that it'll take two," Kakashi smirked.

"Loser buys the winner's groceries for the entire year?"

"Deal."

I have so much to write for this story…I AM SO EXCITED.

DON'T WORRY, I'M STILL GOING TO UPDATE MY OTHER FICS JUST AS FAST.