After a run-in with a multidimensional being, a guide, Sam, Dean, Castiel, and Crowley are transported into the wizarding world. Once there, they are immediately informed of their new teaching assignments at Hogwarts. Care of Magical Creatures, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Muggle Studies, and Crowley left to the hospital wing. Can they adapt to their new world? Spoilers(duh).

Maes had suspected that Roy and Ed's relationship was not as hostile as it appeared on the surface, but he'd never expected his suspicions to be confirmed so firmly.  "Roy, why didn't you tell me you'd adopted Ed?"

Everyone knows that when you put a blind alchemist, the Elric Brothers, Ishval, teenage hormones, alcohol and a simmering plot for vengeance together, you'll end up with a disaster of epic proportions. But stories are made of disasters, and this is the one where Edward and Alphonse set off on one final mission to help a person Ed will never admit he cares about. [Postseries FMAB]

When Roy Mustang went to retrieve his eyesight from Truth, he wasn't expecting to end up doing a job in exchange. It couldn't even be an easy job, of course, because Edward's assessment of Truth was a pretty accurate one.

As Edward and Roy recover in the hospital from nearly drowning in the East River, things get significantly worse before they get better. Two-Shot Sequel to "Submersion" Parental!Royed shameless sickfic written as a thank you to Ranowa Hikura and Akarri

Roy is a good dog. Mistress Riza trained him well. The pup is disobedient, and the cat is really too much to bear. Out-of-order one-shots in the lives of Roy the German Shepherd, Ed the Pomeranian, Al the British Shorthair, and Riza the Human.

With a shaky relationship with the state of Amestris and the magical community of Britain, a diplomatic party of two plucky state alchemists is sent to Hogwarts. When another mission is surfaced, involving an even more plucky wizard boy and a Dark Lord, Edward Elric is less than thrilled. So is Harry. But there's nothing they can do about it. Oh well. Better get this done with.

Sam and Dean never saw themselves as good role models. Wanted by the Magical Congress of the United States and the American government, even they would be their last choices for teaching at Britain's most prestigious school, Hogwarts. But hey, apparently killing monsters for a living gives them better qualifications than winning Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile award.

After so long, after so much loss, after so much suffering, she made it. She's here, surrounded by the people she loves the most. And... with two new little members adding themselves to the mix. I mean, did Clementine really say no to kids? - Louis/Clementine - [Family!AU].

Kirishima might not realize it before, but when he does he just couldn't hold back his feelings anymore. On the other hand, Bakugou struggled to figure out his mind and kept on giving Kirishima a cold shoulder. Kirishima wouldn't mind waiting for Bakugou to be ready for a relationship. But what if one day the redhead stopped waiting?

The Fullmetal Alchemist hates a lot of things: Drinking his milk, being called short, and- most importantly- reporting to his superior. After a visit to headquarters, Ed misinterprets a kind gesture from Roy as a prank and takes his anger too far. When he finds himself captured (again), Ed wonders if Mustang will still come to his rescue when they're not exactly on speaking terms.

When representatives from Amestris arrive at Hogwarts to forge bonds between the Wizarding World and their country in the age of the Marauders, things get interesting! A number of things follow, like secrets, pranks, and an unfortunate Christmas. (Rewrite of Golden Eyes, which I decided wasn't going so well.)

Out of all the times that Roy had called himself a monster, Hughes had never figured he'd meant it quite so literally. (ChimeraRoy... sort've).

Jimmy left Retroville after an experiment gone awry. He hurt his friend and he never forgave himself. After finally returning, he thought the only trial would be an angry Cindy but there is more to face than just his ex as a growing threat begins to emerge and strange things begin to occur. Can Jimmy live up to his old reputation? mpreg!Jimmy, JimCin, slight crossover with FOP

…aka that time Ross took Tony's Spidy-son, and Tony was 39237234% not okay with it.

Roy Mustang is Harry Potter but magic is nothing more than another one of his aunt's stories. However the Promised Day his past catches up to him. With the Elrics suddenly in London and his dormant magic finally and violently revealing itself, it's a cross continent journey to get the brothers back. If only wizard transport didn't involve so many explosions...

Amestris' most famous dogs compete for a certain Lieutenant's affections and mayhem ensues. A series of one-shot's centered around Colonel Roy Mustang and Black Hayate. Set mostly in the manga/fmab universe. Hint's and obvious Royai.

[Part 5 from Bragging Rights, and Other Stories] Sometimes, regardless of the motivations, the end result is the same. And sometimes things change.

In the wake of the Promised Day, there is much to be done and decided, and not just about the future of Amestris. Even so, every hero needs a break, especially after going head-to-head with a false god. The rest will be there when they're ready to face it.

The Avengers watch various trailers about their movies as they come out, and they have no idea what to do about it. I do not own the Avengers, and Warning: trailer and movie spoilers follow.

Roy Mustang wakes up in a hospital bed missing memories from the last fifteen years of his life. He doesn't know how he got such horrific injuries, why Miss Hawkeye can't meet his eye anymore, why people call him the Hero of Ishval, or why people avert their eyes and make excuses when he asks...

Tony didn't mean to make a mess of things. This time he'd really stuck his foot in it. When Tony is targeted and turned into a kid, the Avengers are stuck looking after the eccentric child genius. Tony might not be what they expected. Rated T for language. Fluffy family Avengers and emotional de!aged Tony. THIS FIC IS NOW ABANDONED. It is being rewritten under the same name.

Roy stared wearily at a stone wall splattered with old blood, and knew his turn was next. Oneshot

In hindsight, facing off against Thor and Odin would really have been a better move than falling into the abyss. Dying would have been his first choice, but as his track record showed, Loki didn't usually get what he wanted. AKA: When Loki falls from the Bifrost, he lands in Truth's domain instead of Thanos'.

They tell him he lost his mind. He doesn't remember anything else, so he believes them. But if that's the case, then why does he sometimes feel like he doesn't belong here... and neither does that little, annoying, blond kid named Ed? Parental RoyEd, not traditional amnesia fic.

Roy and Kaldur's relationship did not, perhaps, start off on the right foot. Pre-series.

Ed. Roy. Arguing. Everything is as normal, and all is right with the world... except for the little detail that it takes place with the both of them hanging off a cliff.

The thief had little skill in thinking ahead. If he had, he might have considered that his pursuant was unable to swim. Parental Royed/Al, oneshot, possible twoshot

Exploring the abandoned house of a former alchemist, Edward and Alphonse come across a long-buried secret.

Roy and Riza didn't always understand each other's intentions so well. In the early days of their partnership, when one gets a girl and the other gets a man, assumptions fly, hilarity ensues and all hell breaks loose in the Eastern Command Center- until the two are forced to speak their minds to the one they actually care about on New Year's Eve.

As the holiday season approaches, Edward and Alphonse are invited to spend the Winter Solstice with Team Mustang at the office. Lots of Parental Riza with both Ed and Al.

Madame Christmas can be hard to please, even when she's relaxing and playing board games. Roy might not appreciate it now, but someday, he will.

Chris's bar is in full swing on a Saturday night, but Roy's nose is buried in a book. (Written for Moms Made Fullmetal Week)

The Golden Trio are convinced that Malfoy is a Death Eater, so they hatch a plan to obtain proof. Unfortunately for them, the plan didn't include accidentally trapping the Slytherin into a mirror with no known way to get him out. Takes place during sixth year and is (mostly) canon compliant.

Lewis realizes what it means to be a father at 12-years-old. No Incest.

Cornelius meets his son for the first time in 17 years, the day Wilbur is born. Song fic. Fluff? Father-son bonding

Maria was silent for a moment, staring at him, dumbstruck. Finally, she shook her head, sighing, "Oh, Alexander.." "Don't you 'Oh, Alexander' me-" But he stopped as he watched her wipe her face vigorously, then tie her hair back into a familiar ponytail. Hamilton froze, then paled, his expression one of someone who had just seen a ghost.

"This wouldn't happen if you just read the form before signing it." - Hawkeye approximately once a week. "In my defence I was left unsupervised." - Roy at least once a day. You see where this is going, yes?

While lost and wandering in reflection, Gabriel stumbles upon a new charge. Who better to help him, he thinks, than Sam?

Beneath every story, there is another story. There is a hand within the hand. There is the Truth within the Truth. It is a story of a team –– Falman, Fuery, Breda, Havoc, Hughes, Hawkeye, Mustang –– and their struggles with friendship, and hope, and survival, and pain. And, always, a man... an alchemist doomed to wander the dark causeways of the universe...

Post-Avengers. As Thor and Loki were ready to depart for Asgard, the Tesseract becomes unstable and opens a portal. Another Loki emerges claiming his name is "Tom". Chaos ensues as they meet their counterparts one by one. RE-POSTED.

Random Try Guys stories featuring Eugene in spots of exhaustion, hurt, injury, emotional turmoil, etc because I am a fiend for these things. Please enjoy! ((sorry I forgot to update here, I have an account on AO3 as well which I am better at updating due to the app being on my phone, thanks and enjoy!))

Jack Frost was never a fan of parties, but when the annual Solstice Celebration comes around, Jack is forcibly dragged along with the other Guardians. The party becomes less fun when Jack has a run in with the spirit of summer, and a certain Easter Kangaroo realizes just how much he hurt Jack in the past. It's time for him to make things right. (No Pairings, one shot)

The team plays Never Have I Ever and learns quite a bit about Kaldur in the process. Snaibsel, Koy, Birdflash, Karen/Mal

The trick to getting Kaldur to look after himself, the Team had discovered, was to trick him into thinking he was looking after someone else. Or, five times someone tricked Kaldur into taking care of himself, and one time someone got him to take care of himself with no tricks at all.

Team Mustang, as always, is distracted. Today's diversion? Debating whether or not Colonel Mustang is hiding an embarrassing childhood accent.

Mustang needs help hiding an infected wound during an important Aerugan diplomatic summit.

Peter survives a vicious kidnapping after having a huge argument with Tony. Now, more than ever, Tony knows he has to be there for him. They have a lot to work out, but Tony isn't walking away so easily this time. He vowed to never abandon the kid again, and he's going to keep that vow even if it kills him (or at the very least, makes him go grey).

Shinomiya caught a cold... Mitsumi's there, as always.

"Your sneeze. I would've never expected your sneeze to sound like that," Edward answered, his voice returning to a somewhat appropriate tone. "What? You're talking like you've never heard someone sneeze before." A little one-shot in which Edward finds something very... interesting to tease his stoic commander with. No ships.

Instead he looks straight at the man he found bleeding out in Aunt Petunia's flowerbeds; it's the opposite of a survival instinct. It's bravery or stupidity. Maybe both. It honestly depends who you ask. "You know," the man starts off with a smile that doesn't quite reach his eyes, "I love taking photos of my perfect daughter and goddess of a wife. I share them until Roy threatens-"

Roy gets a little too close to realizing the Homunculi's plot thanks to being in the wrong place at the right time. Naturally, they have no choice but to remove him from the picture.

[Part 4 from Bragging Rights, and Other Stories] Major Maes Hughes stared in abject horror at the anxious nursery attendant who was trying, tearfully, to explain his son's sudden disappearance.

Roy is tasked with taking care of Riza after a trip to the Dentist. It seems like the gas has taken its toll on our normally composed Lieutenant. A oneshot for Day 2 of Royai Week 2018 for Vibrancy.

Roy may be a clone, but he's still one of Kaldur's best friends, and Kaldur is going to make sure he knows that. Post-1.26 (Auld Acquaintance).

Thor is tired of losing everything, so when the universe spits him out in a time where he can fix it all, well, even Thor would be foolish to not seize the opportunity. Or, Thor becomes the king he was destined to be and has the power and knowledge to change things. Middle fingers up to your secrets, Odin.

When Loki is deaged after the events of Ragnarok, Thor must help his brother pick up the pieces- with a little bit of help! Rated T for themes of trauma and torture. Will have lots of fluff and brotherly love. No slash!

"P.T., did you just call Lettie mom?" / All credit for the idea goes to the lovely mod of the hilarious adorable ask-pt-barnum blog on tumblr.

It's not as if this is the first time P.T.'s ever insisted on doing something monumentally stupid for the sake of livening up the circus before, but and it always ends the same way: P.T. scrapes by unscathed, the usual spring in his step and showman's smile on his face, looking utterly invincible. And then—suddenly—he isn't. One-shot. Hurt!Barnum

"Loki, what have you done?" Loki almost laughed. Resurrections were for the dead, something that he was not. One-shot.

Roy and Riza's daughter has a new imaginary friend, and Roy can't help but feel like he's met this one before.

During the five year gap, The newest Atlantean members of the team are unaccustomed to certain parts of the water cycle.

Loki's having a day. The sort of day that makes him long for an era where sacrifices to the Gods were still a thing. Instead, he's in a big box store buying cheap shirts and animal crackers and crappy coffee, and he's none too happy about it.

Loki's thoughts on infinity wars and mild inconveniences - and love, responsibility, and choices. Gen. Oneshot. Spoilers for Infinity War. Includes far too many characters to tag properly.

Tony never considered himself a father to anyone, but when Peter is hit with an alien weapon and de-aged that's exactly what he needs to be.

The first time, Thor let it slip through his fingers. The second time, he left it behind. This time, he's not going anywhere without it. Minor AU for Thor's first meeting with the Guardians in Infinity War. Major spoilers!

While following a lead on Kelly Kline' and her baby, Dean, Sam, and Castiel are launched in a alternate universe where they bump into Jensen, Jared, and Misha. When Castiel suspects an old friend in the form of a paramedic, the boys track her down, only to get caught up in an assassination attempt years in the making. Starts after 12x12 Stuck in the Middle (With You)

...Were Parents To Edward and The One Time He Stood Up For Them. The more time they spend together the more they look like a family. Warning! A bit of language, not all of it from Ed.

"Jack Jack Jack!" Sophie responded, before she seemed to remember something. "Bunny? Jack owie." Bunny frowned, leaning down to Sophie's level, not comprehending. Sophie pulled away, tugging on the Pooka's paw insistently. "Jack owie!" she shrieked. - Short n' sweet one-shot. Rated for slightly graphic description of blood and injury. Nothing ridiculously gory.

...and the one time he didn't have to. Complete.

Diane really didn't understand why she needed art. She sucked at it. Her teacher knew it. She knew it. Hell, the whole class knew it. But apparently she needs the class to graduate or something. So here she is. Spending her time after school with a tutor. For art. She'd rather be practicing for the upcoming softball season. - High School AU

In which Bakugou finally gets a taste of his own medicine. Over and over again. Rated T for Bakugou's mouth. Originally titled Names. (WARNING: This is a karma fic written before Bakugou went through significant character development. If you don't like negative Bakukarma, I would scroll past.)

On the day Izuku Midoriya unfortunately bumped into Shigaraki Tomura in the mall, Shouto Todoroki had his own bizarre encounter in his visit to the hospital with Katsuki Bakugou... and a nice nurse with a weird quirk of being able to force the kindness out of a person for a day.

With the Team not getting along well outside of missions Black Canary insists they spend more time as a team, outside of the cave. What better place than the Mall? Of course team bonding situations aren't always what they appear to be…

The Winchesters are hurled into Weasley family life.

Wilbur fully expects his dad to bury him alive and dance on his grave for almost ruining the future, but instead Cornelius sends him off to try out his new invention - the "Fork-Finder," a device that reveals the different possibilities of future choices. No slash.

'Oh, no Robin and Wally have teamed up. Artemis, no! Not you too M'gann... Kaldur, thank god you are the only- what are you doing with that cart? Oh, jeez, why did Superman suggest this' Snippets of the team at Walmart! Thank you to Dove Jackson for sparking this idea! No, I do not own Walmart. Crack fic

With most of the members of Young Justice suffering from a cold and the Justice League busy, there is only one member of Young Justice left to care for his sick teammates: Robin.

After class A are completely beaten by the E class on the finals, the Chairman decides to set an example; He punishes his son for loosing first place to Karma Akabane by sending him to E class. How will the former student council president survive in the class he used to look down on? Will Gakushu be able to become an assassin, or will his disdain for E class hold him back?

Peter has a nasty habit of falling. And Tony, bless him, will catch him every. single. time. Until the day he can't

Roy isn't exactly sure how he would have expected Hohenheim to act after seeing his sons again, but this definitely wasn't it. Parental!RoyEd. Slight au where Hohenheim is more of a jerk than he actually is.

The team have to take care of a mini Aqualad after mission against Klarion goes horribly wrong.

Roy Mustang has always hated the rain. It made everything so dreary and it made him useless. However, a certain young alchemist shows him how to have fun in the rain. Slight Parental!RoyEd. Oneshot.

Kaldur never figured he would the victim of many mermaid jokes after Disney practically brought his team to the dark side. He also never thought he would be sporting a tail. Guess it was fate's sense of humor.

Diane is beginning to worry. They'd been together for about three months now. So why has King suddenly started avoiding her? Furthermore, why is she suddenly getting shy around him again and acting like this is totally new? It isn't... is it?

How Roy Harper found himself, against all odds, fake-engaged to his best friend. Which would be fine, you know, not a big deal, anything for the mission and all that— -except for the fact that, well, he's a little gay for his best friend. Or: Roy and Kaldur have been dancing around one another for too damn long, and the League finally decides to do something about it.

Roy, Kaldur, Dick, and Wally were the best of friends. But even the closest of allies have their childish spats every now and then. A series about some of the most ridiculous arguments of all time. T for some words and themes.

Delsin sometimes wonders why he has the ability to leech other powers. Following Reggie's death, Fetch and Eugene have to look after the Bannerman as he takes a closer look at past, his family, and what he thought he knew. Hero!Delsin, set just after the end of inFAMOUS: Second Son. Cover Art belongs to madaboutvampires @ DeviantArt.

When the team decides to take a job out in the desert, Gray is reluctant to commit. That is, until Natsu starts teasing him and his stubborn streak flares up. Now a challenge has been issued and Gray isn't going to back down...not even if it kills him.

The boys of south park suddenly find themselves in different bodies one Monday morning. They have no idea that the sudden change is for a certain person's amusement.

Drawn by rumors of a Philosopher's Stone, Edward travels to North City along with Roy and the soldiers of Eastern Command who plan to compete in the North vs. East Training Exercises. However, Ed and Roy find their lives at risk when they get captured by a rebellion group who aim for the end of all State Alchemists and the entire Amestrian government. Parental!RoyEd

While King and Ban recover from their battles with the Commandments at Vaizel, Ban discovers that he has more friends than he thought, and learns about Diane's memories. Spoilers if you haven't been reading the manga.

"No, I DON'T have any swords in my office," Mustang growled between his teeth, "What are you, a pirate?" - Or, the story where two pirate souls get thrown across the gate and Roy Mustang is too hungover for this crap.

When Rin's powers start revealing themselves at a much younger age, Shiro has no choice to send him and his brother somewhere else for their own protection: a place without demons or exorcists where an unlikely man who owes Shiro his life lives.

In which King just wants some damn food, Ban kidnaps for fun, Mel is forced to give pep talks, and no one knows what on earth is going on except Elizabeth. Kiane and Implied Melizabeth, takes place between the Capitol of the Dead and Vaizel.

Roy Mustang had always expected that the day his life would end would be in an Inferno, just like how he had ended so many others' lives. But Roy never expected the day when he became the Inferno. Chimera!Roy. No Pairings. Chimerism starts chapter 5!

Before he became the Fairy King, Harlequin got picked on by the other fairies for his appearance quite a bit. Helbram is NOT okay with this. Just some child brotp-ing.

When an explosion takes out their train, Ed learns something about Mustang: the Flame Alchemist can start fires. He can't put them out. Parental RoyEd. Now with a Russian translation, see my profile or AO3!

(High school debate team AU) Or, the one where a loud-mouthed, headstrong scholarship student enters Kings Academy and promptly destroys the order of everything around him. And inadvertently drives Aaron to an existential crisis. All in a day's work for sixteen-year-old Alexander "FIGHT ME" Hamilton. Philosophical bantering, Donald Trump, and a 700-dollar coconut; Burr POV.

"Maybe the world is wide enough for the two of us after all." / A happier ending of "The World was Wide Enough" from Hamilton, in which Burr has a sudden change of heart. Requested by a friend who really wanted Alexander to live.

During a military operation in Xing, Mustang is abducted by local militiamen. When his men manage to find him, however, there's one problem nobody was expecting. Mustang doesn't remember anything. Anything at all. Can his memory be recovered, even in the middle of violent conflicts in one of the biggest and poorest cities of Xing?

Unwillingly forced to serve as a human trial for a crazy alchemist experimenting with time travel, Edward Elric finds himself standing across from Truth in the moment it takes his leg from him. Armed with the knowledge of what's to come, Ed sets out to fix every mistake he ever made and save every life they ever lost, no matter the cost.

Bakugou tutors a confused and lovestruck Kirishima. Kirishima lets his emotions get the better of him. Will the two of them survive this study session? Oneshot

A run-in with a Greek goddess leaves Team Free Will with a furry problem. Separated and cut off from help, the boys and Cas not only have to find a way back into their human forms, but also avoid being recaptured by Lucifer and his demons at the same time. And the clock is ticking… AU of S5, lots of whump! A Woof!chester fic.

'"Why didn't you let me fall?" The words somehow just slipped from his lips, he really hadn't meant to say it. But still, he scrambled for the words to say next. "Why didn't you just save yourself?" - "Do you really think that I would ever let you die? You're my brother, Chase."'

Berk is left shocked after a battle with a witch goes wrong. Everyone's horrified . . . except for Toothless. Apparently, he didn't care whether his surrogate brother was a human or dragon. Or, the one where Hiccup becomes a baby Night Fury.

This is another Baby Steve fanfic because I think Baby Steve is soooo adorable. This story is based off of the Avengers characters from the movies, but doesn't necessarily follow any sort of Marvel timeline. It's just simply an on going story of how the Avengers would care for a little baby and the cuteness and fluff that is sure to follow.

Vanoss has lived his entire life keeping his wings a well-kept secret. When he finally loses his grip and slips up, everything comes crashing down once again. Evan may have predicted his friend's initial reactions to finding out the truth, but what he didn't predict was discovering that after everything he's done, they still want him in their lives.

After being violently abducted, Edward sees just what Colonel Roy Mustang is willing to endure in order to protect him. Rated M for mentions of violence and some violation. Hurt!Tortured!Roy, Brotherly!Royed. Royai and Edwin (hinted) at the end. Light? Noncon One Shot

Ron Weasley lived a very insignificant life compared to others, and died a meaningless death on the day of the Great Battle of Hogwarts. Instead of meeting Fred in the heavens, he meets the 12-year old Fred, teasing him with George, and his mother scolds him for waking late on an August morning of 1991. Will he relive his life? Time-travelling!Ron, Smart!Ron

What happens when six super teens swap lives, backgrounds, abilities, and powers? Atlantis gets more than it bargained for, Cheshire gets a brother, and Red Tornado has no idea what's going on. There's a Lord of Chaos cackling madly somewhere... Summary revised.

Spoilers up to Chapters 150-152. Short piece dedicated to King. Light Fluff. KingxDiane

Sequel to 'Dysfunctional'. Stan is trying to hold his husband together after things go bad, Cartman is returning to South Park for the first time in years, Kenny is trying to look after his kids with no money and as a single parent whilst Kyle is certain

[Jensen x Jared] His head lolled over from side to side, his bright eyes half closed and blood dripping off his lips. Jared was just acting- doing a damn good job of it- but Jensen was not. Because in his hands wasn't Sammy Winchester, his little brother. In his hands was Jared Padalecki, stabbed and bleeding and hurting and out of place without that stupid puppy grin on his face.

Edward got Alphonse's body back and is waiting out the evening until he gets his surgery to remove the shrapnel from his shoulder. He ends up getting a few things off of his chest in his long night with the Colonel.

It started as a last minute mission, it ended with a train crash and a trip through his old hometown. Roy Mustang isn't ready to face his demons, especially not with Ed in tow. [Parental!RoyEd] [BEING REVISED]

When Roy finds a strange flier in his files that guarantees that he will feel like his younger self again, he decides to look into it. But little does he know that there is something different about this pill. Could the advertisement be a little too accurate? Royai, age regression. -COMPANION TO FORWARDS

Ever since the whole "God of Death" ordeal, he had been feeling off. Not physically or mentally, more or less, emotionally off. He hadn't realized what was causing it at first, but seeing Irina dress up rather modestly for the first time of the mission, he had felt something inside him twist and turn. Pairing: Tadaomi Karasuma x Irina Jelavic

Colonel Roy Mustang has been kidnapped by some crazy woman! The Fullmetal Alchemist is sent to the rescue, but just how far is Edward willing to go to save his superior officer? Parental!Roy&Ed, hints of Royai, humor

Roy Mustang has a rough day. Mrs. Bradley/Mustang hentai shows up at the office. The Elrics think his 'new book' is about alchemy and they give him a new pet chimera. It's time for shenanigans and adventure.

Dear Roy, You don't know me – and that's okay. I was the one who chose to stay away. But if I could beg a few moments of your time, and perhaps a bit more once you finish reading – there is something you should know. (AU, One-shot)

While Mustang's team is searching for a rogue alchemist, Havoc gets an echo that suspicious men were seen in a nearby forest. Mustang, Havoc and Edward come to investigate. They have no idea they walked right into a trap. Hints of Parental!RoyEd. NO yaoi.

When given an assignment to investigate a troubled town, Roy Mustang finds himself thrown into a rouse of a magnitude that was previously unprecedented. When the Elric brothers are brought in to help find him, they discover a large feathered chimera in his place! Will they be able to help Roy return to normal, or will he be left nothing more than a monster? Parental!RoyEd, rated T

Ed had seen something like this happen before, when he was a kid in school. One of the boys had accidentally called the teacher Mom. The unfortunate student had been teased for weeks about it. But this, this was infinitely worse. Mostly fluff.

Robin invites the team to Gotham for a night on patrol, and things don't go as planned. After a run in with Klarion, they turn to Artemis for help. How the heck will she get them out of this one? And what is she going to tell her mother? Set in season 1 before Zatanna joined the team. Cannon pairings, though I'm not gonna focus on them.

For once, it's one hundred percent not Loki's fault. Mostly. If you look at it the right way, anyhow. (Or, that one where Loki and Thor accidentally swap bodies and awkwardness happens) [Sif/Loki]

Steve was younger than he had claimed and now they had to deal with the consequences of a sixteen-year-old soldier on and off the battlefield.

Billy Billions upgraded his de-aging gun, but like usual things didn't go the way the small villain planned. The result is soft, fluffy and so very adorable... And Ben has to babysit it. (BenRook near the end)

When the Fuhrer is too busy for an important meeting in a foreign country, the duty slips down to one Roy Mustang. Reluctant to send one of his most talented dogs into dangerous land alone, Bradley decrees that he shall have a travelling partner; Edward Elric. Just when Roy thought the situation couldn't get worse, it was decided Edward would have to go in the guise of Roy's SON.

After capturing Loki, a strange anomaly happens, transporting the Helicarrier and everyone inside it into a different world. Trapped in our universe where they exist as mere characters, the Avengers and Loki must discover a way back home but they have to overcome obstacles first before they could return, those obstacles meaning their future, Thanos and everything in that universe.

There isn't much that Zachariah WOULDN'T do, to get what he wants. But when he traps Sam, Dean, and Cas, they discover how far he would go. Sam and Dean are helpless to stop him or to keep his hands from where they don't belong. Torture is one thing, but this is evil. Set in Season 5, lots of Cas!whump

When Kenny, Kyle, Stan, and Eric show unkindness to each other, a mysterious old woman casts a spell on them. They switched bodies. Kenny was Cartman, Cartman was Kyle, Kyle was Stan, and Stan was Kenny. The only way to undo this punishment is to show appreciation for the person they switched with... Will they make it?

Wilbur Robinson comes home someday asking to use the time machine again. Unbeknownst to Cornelius that he would soon give Wilbur something no invention could give: a father's advice about teenage hormones. Too bad he couldn't finish his jasmine tea though... *Fluffy father-son one-shot revolving Cornelius and Wilbur.

Robin had noticed a change had happened between his two friends, but wasn't positive as to what it ment. So, when M'gann's birthday offered the perfict oppertunity to figure this out he took it, dragging Kid Flash along for the ride. Boy, were they in for a shock! Rated for Roy's mouth and some suggestive situations. Warning: this story contains Kaldur/Roy.

No one realized just how hurt Jack was during the battle with Pitch, but Bunny began to get suspicious in the sleigh on the way back to the Pole. Or, rather shameless hurt!Jack and worried!Bunny with a bit of introspection thrown in.

Hogwarts needs a new class in their curriculum, and Dumbledore chooses nothing other than Alchemy. But After getting Edward Elric as a teacher, the school is in for a couple of surprises. Can Edward handle his students and another killer on the loose? Multiple years. please review (sequel is released!)

No one ever noticed Jack's light on the globe. And no one noticed when it flickered out of existence. Part 1 in my 'Home Series'.

Butters Stotch and Kenny McCormick both suffer problems at home. The two houses couldn't be more different from one another, but they are the same in the respect that both boys deal with forms of neglect and are searching for a way out, perhaps together they might find a solution. This is a Bunny (Kenny x Butters) story, co-written with me and my sister. Other pairings may occur.

Ed gets transported to a time and place where no one he knows has never been, or even knew that it existed, with new surprises and someone that he never expected to see named Vic Mignogna... ON HIATUS

You know, it's about time Ed got payback for all the times Roy called him short. And the rest of the office couldn't pass up the opportunity. One-shot, pure fluffy fun. Don't own the series.

The dangers of being a human weapon. hurt!roy

Just when he thought his relationship with Amanda is on the rise, something happens that makes Michael rethink his life and the people he cares about. The people he thought he could trust show their true faces. Now he thinks that the world is out to get him. Hopefully only two people can help him out. Michael/Trevor/Franklin friendship, Michael/Trevor slash

Stan gets injured during a game of basketball.

Loki gets mentally de-aged but not physically. Thor (and later, the other Avengers) have to help him.

While acting as alchemy teachers at a strange school, Roy witnesses a rare moment between newfound friends. Some Parental RoyEd, Ed acting his age for once, and Hughes-induced angst. Just a random snippet of an unwritten, unplotted story that will probably never be. ONESHOT.

Did you know that Atlantians can get seasick? Isn't that ironic? Ya, that's what Roy thought too. Okay so I haven't mastered the art of summaries yet but I promise the story is better! Warnings: this contains slight hints at Koy. Also, its rated T for language, nothing too bad though.

It's not that he's invested in keeping them alive. The idea of someone else killing them first, though, is a bit offensive. Or: a funny pattern starts to emerge between dire situations involving various Avengers.

Roy Mustang's mind was a buzzing mess - had his wife already had the baby? Flufftastic Royai/Roy MustangxRiza Hawkeye pregnancy fic.

An undercover mission has Roy's team playing house. With Ed in school and Roy acting father, as things become tricky, Ed struggles under pressure and bullying, while Roy comes to realize that his parental role might be real. [ParentalRoyEd].

The title should say it all. Just short little drabbles about thirteen different ways the team has managed to annoy Aqualad. Whether it be on purpose or on accident. READ&REVIEW! Complete.

Sam just has a cold—a completely normal, regular cold. He assures Dean that he'll be fine for a few days while Dean goes on a hunt with Bobby. Sam; however, gets worse. Can Castiel take care of him until Dean returns? *one-shot, Sick!Sam, Awesome!Castiel, BigBrother!Dean, no slash*

Written for a challenge on the Fully Combustive Material for the Fanfic Author forum. They were a pack, and he was their leader - in both of his skins. AU Oneshot, minor Royai, minor Parental!RoyEd.

What if Moose knew whose side Carlos took before everyone else? What if he wasn't allowed to mention it the others, and Carlos intended to get back at him for what he done to Kid Darkness? What if, secretly, Moose was being bullied, and he knew he had no way to stop it?

They were dogs of the military, so it made sense that eventually they'd have to wear the stupid things, but Roy really, really doesn't want to. "It'll ruin my image." *click* "Put it on, Colonel."

Winry resolves to find out why Ed and Al are acting even more strangely than usual. Seventh entry in my "Things That Never Happened" series.

When getting a mystical crystal away from a witch named Mage, the team ends up switching powers. Aqualad is left unaffected... or is he? Based off of Teen Titans Go!#24

While Jensen didn't have much time to miss Misha on set, Dean obviously felt the effects of his friend's betrayal deeply. It was interesting to explore this side of his character, though it wasn't quite the same. Then came 7.17. Jensen-centric, Destiel.

The Promised Day is over, and Amestris is on its way to recovery...except for the one man who paid the price for his vision of the future. Ed visits Mustang and wishes it could've been different. SPOILERS, slight Royai

In which Chi-Chi has an announcement and Gohan wonders how his dad gets it in.

As Kaldur attempts to come to grips with his feelings for his old friend, he has to face the realities of Roy's past as well. Roy/Kaldur. Rated for language and references to drug use.

The team walks into the training room to discover a very high Kaldur. Insanity ensues as a drugged-up Kaldur brings the team closer together. T for pot brownies.

Gender is not as solid in the Superhero business as it is everywhere else in the world. Every mentor in the Justice League has been turned into a female at some point in time.

Roy drags Kaldur to a club; drinks, dancing, blackouts and more ensue. With Wally and Dick's trolltastic help, they try to put the pieces back together. High T for language and sexual themes. Roy/Kaldur with a side of Wally/Dick.

Fred and George turn Ron into a much smaller version of himself with one of their experimental sweets. Harry wonders whether or not it was an accident. All of them quickly discover that Ron is not simply small, but his child-like charm is...irresistible.

Chi-Chi confronts herself after a humiliating situation and wonders what is appealing about herself to Goku; or if she is even appealing at all to her husband. One shot.

As the team continues to hold Kaldur's handling of the mole situation against him, they overlook something more important. Will they fix their mistake in time?

Ed has some vital information on a murder case that Roy is investigating, but refuses to say a thing. Roy's plan of action: Get Edward drunk. Unfortunately for him, that's harder than it looks. One-shot.

Kaldur keeps trying to sacrifice himself for his teammates. Not everyone is pleased with this.

Kaldur doesn't wake up with the others. Instead he's stuck in that simulation reliving it over again until they bring him out of it almost two weeks later. It's changed them and him. The Aftermath of that exercise has left some damage.

Kenny is fed up with his friends never remembering his numerous deaths. He decides to try one more thing to make them remember when he overhears something he never expected. One shot.

Chichi is always getting left behind by Goku. What's her life like during the seven years betweenn Cell and Buu? How will she react when her husband reappears for a tournament...and not for her?

Haruhi's into some weird doujinshi. And Koizumi is acting really strange... But why is he coughing up blood? That's not normal. What, Nagato? I have to stay by his side or he might die? What the hell is going on? - ItsuKyon, Kyon x Koizumi

Mustang finds an unlikely common ground with Alphonse.

Set on season 5. After Crowley starts helping them but before the final showdown. Castiel and Dean have an unfortunate encounter with one of the princes of Hell. Now Dean's curses are reduced to angry growls and Cas is missing.

Mustang, Edward, and all the other Alchemists of fair Amestris are starting to lose their grip on their own minds and bodies. The Amestrian military is in chaos as dozens of its higher-ranking officers start losing their minds to an unknown sickness,

Due to prejudice facing him in Atlantis, young Kaldur decides to run away only to run into a certain sea witch. Can Aquaman help him out of his predicament?

In retrospect, Riza had to admit calling her superior "useless" wasn't one of her more brilliant ideas.

When Chris accidentally knocked down Tails new invention, he had traveled to ARK...50 years in the past! After seeing how happy life was, and the unbearable apprehension of the future, Chris must make a choice. Save Maria...or let her die?

Fullmetal would have to realize at some point that although the Fuher was physically blind, he could see far and wide in his heart and mind and nothing would ever change that. Tribute to Chapter 102. Spoilers. Slight traces of Royai, Edwin, Almei. Automatically AU after Chapter 108.

Just a little Bunny oneshot. Butters saves Kenny from the path of a large automobile. R&R!

After a booze fueled birthday party, Bebe starts acting weird. Can Wendy keep Bebe from going crazy while they piece together what happened? Wendy/Bebe friendship, Kenny/Bebe and some Stendy. M for sexual themes and drinking. COMPLETE!

Colonel Mustang and Fullmetal fight to keep each other alive in the wake of a deadly car accident. One-shot.

Colonel Roy Mustang has been having a bad week. Unfortunately for him, it's about to get a whole lot worse.

When Ed goes to ruin Roy's date. His eyes get more than he bargained for and he learns something that even his alchemy studies never taught him. Royai Request from Red's 21.

Chris does some stupid things sometimes. Like getting caught in places he shouldn’t be, for example. Sonic X universe. One shot.

Roy gets his gloves wet and Edward just happens to be passing by. Friendship!RoyEd, but I guess you could see yaoi if you squint. K for some language.

Mustang gets really sick and, being an idiot, he goes to work. What happens when Havoc sees the colonel in such a weak state? HavocxRoy

Roy Mustang is sent to Lior and captured. After five long weeks of torture, will he ever recover? Roycentric angst and violence.

A little look at Roy Mustang's childhood. Rather dark and angsty, warning for suicide. I may continue with some of the other character's pasts if inspiration strikes.

Stan and Kyle have NEVER gotten into a fight like this before. Watch Kenny and Cartman as they attempt to pull together the deteriorating friendship that is crumbling faster with every second Kyle and Stan are apart...

Mustang questions his sanity and searches for redemption as memories from the Ishbalan uprising silently tear him apart.

I wondered what would happen if Dean and Jensen switched places. I figured it might be interesting, so here it is. Very minor language.

Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?

[Oneshot] Years in the future, Ed makes a mission report to Roy, much yelling later, Hawkeye wonders how Hughes's obsession has survived. RoyRiza EdWinry

[Roy!centric][One shot] For a man with such a devotion to mini skirts, his childhood began with a loathing for the female attire.

Hughes shows Roy that being a father isn't always based on biology.

He rarely took pictures of himself. [Hughes-drabble, background Royai, spoil ep.25]

[Roy-centric angst] After the war, Roy tries to find his way home again and Maes Hughes just wants his friend back.

[COMPLETE] Goten makes a wish to the Eternal Dragon to try and "help" his older brother. Now Gohan has to spend the next four months living with the consequences of his little brother's good intentions. Let the insanity begin!