The Evil Duchesshide bio
 Author has written 9 stories for Eyeshield 21, Bleach, South Park, and Warriors. I've been on sort of a hiatus from all things fanfiction-y so none of my stories have been very active. Or good. What is worse, do you think? A bad story with lots of updates or a good story with none? Anyway... I'm a fabulous female with a slight shoe obsession and too much make-up in her purse. I know a surprising amount of trivia about things that don't matter ("Did you know humans are more inbred then rats?") and I talk too much. A bona-fide movie/music nerd! My friends have described me as a forty-year-old gay man in the body of a teenaged girl. They're assholes :D Fanfiction is my way of dealing with stress. When life sucks it's nice just to sit down and read or write. It also reassures me that I'm not the only sick weirdo out there (incest, lemons, ocs are a few of my favorite things). Thank you for visiting my profile! "You're a whore." |
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Dead of Night by Demyrie reviews
A man with no name. An unsuspecting but concerned coroner who should have been an artist. A vampire with a penchant for scalpels. A dead little boy who wants to find out what he left behind. Swap-AU vampWorth/humanConrad and platonic human.../zombieHanna
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 219,834 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Conrad A., Hanna F.
Organic by Demyrie reviews
ConWorth series. Part VIII: One of these days, Conrad's Suck will reach critical mass and he will be forced to undergo character growth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,789 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth
Sun & Moon by Meni G reviews
Ten prompt sentences for Cyrus/Cynthia, based off an established relationship. Expect copious amounts of fluff.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Cyrus/Akagi, Cynthia/Shirona - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4904 - Favs: 5,907 - Follows: 4,259 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Fascinated by you by kusch reviews
ConWorth slash, high school AU. Only one of them is being obsessive. Right? Oneshot.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth
Mutual by dsfgajkh reviews
After years of being Cartman's target, Kyle's carefully developed paranoia and controlled emotion have found a companion. KyleButters. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Kyle B., Butters S. - Complete
This Tale's Been DeFairied by Cinvxten reviews
Kenny has slowly built a tolerance to fabled "Happy Endings." What makes him think he deserves one now... now that everything has changed. He can't wait for his white knight any longer! It's time for him to make his own escape! Kenny/Butters, Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,394 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Kenny M., Butters S.
I'm Not Insane, I'm Catholic by Cinvxten reviews
The Bible tells me so? Hold your four horsemen of the Apocolypse for just a second... when was the last time the Bible actually spoke to you? For Stan it was, well... just yesterday. Technically, it was God he spoke with. But damn, is He an asshole!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,868 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Letter to the Authors by Fiercest reviews
For all of you who have ever read a horrible story that made you want to scream: I think its the characters turns to fight back, don't you? //2: ...Didn't this happen last week?//
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K.
You Need A Special Ointment For Genital Rashes by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In which Kondo tried to help in his own fatherly way, Hijikata looses his desire, and Okita over-uses the word 'penis'.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Okita S., Hijikata T., Kondō I. - Complete
Bittersweet Symphony by Angelsaurus reviews
Her relationship with him had always alternated between dependency and antagonism, but when football season is over, Tsuyumine Meg faces an unexpected challenge that will force her to decide, once and for all, what Habashira Rui really means to her.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,137 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - M. Tsuyumine, R. Habashira - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Those Forgotten CREATE A CAT reviews
Submit a cat to one of the four clans Starclan has abandoned. A truly epic story will come from this, MAIN POSITIONS ARE OPEN.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011
Suck It Shakespeare! reviews
At one end of the spectrum is the drama club, putting on an entirely student-produced Romeo and Juliet. The other end, a group of outcasts in danger of repeating sophomore year... unless they help with the school play. Worlds will collide.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Christophe, Craig T.
The Ballad of Bad Guys reviews
Poor Indigo Kelly, one day he's a loser documentary-maker, the next kidnapped by a group of assassins hired by Eric Cartman, president of a major company. What do they want from him? And what happens when he falls for one of his capturers? OCs wanted!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Love, Movies, Gum, and Blue Hair reviews
Indigo Kelly observes his track team mates Lucky and Clyde. Written for Doomed-Orange-Parka! Clyde/Lucky with some angsty Inducky. ENJOY!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Clyde D.
Rescue reviews
Just a little Bunny oneshot. Butters saves Kenny from the path of a large automobile. R&R!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Revenge Smells Like Crap reviews
Kyle has finally beaten Cartman at his own game. R&R written in 5 minutes
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Love Letter reviews
The title explains it all. Bunny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M.
The 12 Rules of Ichigo and Renji's Love reviews
The title says it all! Disclaimer: I don't own Ichigo, Renji or Bleach...would be cool if I did.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Mrs Anezaki reviews
I hope it doesn't suck too bad. Disclaimer-I do NOT own Eyeshield 21.Hiruma vs. Mamori's mom.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/1/2008
