WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!

1. Can recite the entire movies from memory.

2. Can tell you what Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs.

3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.

4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up.

5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!

6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by.

7. Dreams transformer pairings.

8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.

9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.

10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, or the Twins.

11. Makes refrences to Transformers in every school subject.

12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people.

13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.

14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home just to annoy her brother.

15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Autobots.

16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Decepticons.

17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her brother.

18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers.

19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.

20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers.

21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer.

22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.

23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Barricade.

24. acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly.

25. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer.

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DECEPTICONS

Normal girls wanna marry boys, we wanna marry mechs.

Normal girls say evil, we say Megatron.

Normal girls say good, we say Optimus.

Normal girls say OMG, we say OMP.

Normal girls say Earth, we say Cybertron.

Normal girls have hearts, we have sparks.

Normal girls don't freak out when they see red and blue semis, we do.

Normal girls say jets, we say seekers.

Normal girls say aliens, we say Cybertronian.

Normal girls say annoying, we say Starscream.

Normal girls say shit, we say scrap.

Normal girls drink alcohol, we drink high grade.

Normal girls say fuck, we say frag.

Normal girls say babies, we say sparklings.

Normal girls say teenagers, we say younglings.

Normal girls say sex, we say interface.

Normal girls say "see ya", we say "til all are one".

post this to your profile if you are a TF fan.

TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

The Narniac's Creed

I believe in a Lion named Aslan
Who died and rose again
For a greedy child like me.

He is good but not safe,
And the bigger I grow,
The bigger He becomes

At Aslan's roar, even the trees bow down.
Yet He comes to romp and play
With any who will join Him.

He has another name in our world.
And by knowing Him a little in Narnia,
I know Him better here.

He's not a tame Lion, it's true.
But when I am thirsty,
There is no other stream.

So I will take the adventure that Aslan sends,
And whether I live or die,
He will be my good Lord,

Until further up and further in
I finally reach His true country
And leave the shadowlands behind.

- YOUR GUY SIDE -

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt. (If it isn't too serious.)

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies stink.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (I own one now!)

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You own like a trillion baseball caps. (Not really)

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Sleep with your socks on at night. (Sometimes...)

- YOUR GIRL SIDE -

Go to your mum for advice.

Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors. (Gold!)

You smile a lot more than you should. (Smiling is awesome!)

You like wearing body perfume. (Occasionally)

You love the movies. (Just don't give me Romance or Chick Flicks.)

I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one who won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

Sweetness

This is really sweet

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl lies her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you every day, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot and and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who will kiss your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand infront of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight, at midnight, they will realize they love you.

Something good will happen at aproximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eterenity.

Repost this to your profile and spare yourself the emotional stress.

If you stare at a car whenever one passes until you can't see it anymore and it's a car from any from the '07, '09, '11, or '14 transformers movies, copy & paste this to your profile.

If you know someone who should be squashed by Megatron, copy and paste in your profile.

If your favorite character always dies, post this on your profile!

If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever tripped on air, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If there are times where you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV, copy this!

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

94% of people think that wolves are wild, vicious, feral animals. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 6% that think they're shy, amazing creatures.

I'm blond so I MUST be a ditz.
I SPEAK my MIND so I must be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAIN so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I (sometimes) wear skirts so I MUST be a slut.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm a girl WHO ACTULLY EATS LUNCH so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm different from EVERYONE ELSE so I MUST be a loser.
I'm AMARICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST not be able to defend myself.

I have a lot of siblings so I MUST love to be SOCIAL!

I'm a HOMESCHOOLER SO I MUST be an OUTCAST EVERYWHERE I go!

The next time you feel like GOD can't use YOU, just remember...

Noah was a drunk
Abraham was too old
Isaac was a daydreamer
Jacob was a liar
Leah was ugly

Joseph was abused

Moses had a stuttering problem
Gideon was afraid
Sampson had long hair and was a womanizer
Rahab was a prostitute
Jeremiah and Timothy were too young
David had an affair and was a murderer
Elijah was suicidal
Isaiah preached naked
Jonah ran from God
Naomi was a widow
Job went bankrupt
John the Baptist ate bugs
Peter denied Christ
The Disciples fell asleep while praying
Martha worried about everything
The Samaritan woman was divorced, more than once
Zaccheus was too small
Paul was too religious
Timothy had an ulcer...
AND Lazarus was dead!

No more excuses now!! God can use you to your full potential. Besides you aren't the message, you are just the messenger.

God bless you by passing this on to someone else, if you'd like.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. "I wonder why I talk to myself so much?")
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. "Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’")
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, "Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!"
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-If you try to return to an old forum only to disappear again after resolving not to and the cause is you're writing.

-If you can't escape plot bunnies.

-If you add to this list.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

I'm not insane and the voices in my head agree with me.