Season four divergence. Dean is a fallen angel, masquerading as a human, attempting to ruin God's plan. Everyone he's known has been fooled into believing the lie. Even the angel that rescued him from Hell has no idea until he slips up. **Currently going through and fixing minor errors, head hopping, and some plot elements/explanations. Fixes complete to current chapter.

when eighteen-year-old, post-war Sakura is thrown back into her tiny, pre-Academy body, she makes a decision. she'd had a childhood once already, and this time, she's more interested in Not Dying when the inevitable shit hits the proverbial fan. so she will work harder, care less, kill more, and smile when she's done. (Time Traveller!Sakura, ROOT!Sakura, Mokuton!Sakura)

You can't put a twenty-eight-year-old ridiculously competitive academic into one of the most prestigious clans containing more ridiculously competitive academics and expect nothing to go drastically wrong. [SI OC] {AU}

During the mission to Wave, Sakura realises that she has to become a better ninja for her teammates' sake and be someone they can depend on. She vows to take her training seriously, and receives help from the most unlikely of sources; Genma Shiranui. The two form an unlikely bond and stick together through thick and thin, while Sakura improves and meets other people along the way.

Dragon AU. She's come to trust her dragon above all else. He was keeper of her secrets, her sorrows, her happiness. But it would be a lie if she said she had been prepared for the height of her twenty first winter, or the events that ultimately made them a legend among legends.

If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? M for dark themes.

What if you woke up to a role so completely unfitting and with a future already made? With a contrasting mindset, knowledge in a convoluted mess and ambitions steered a different direction, this only completed the odd assembly that was the new Haruno Sakura. Welcome to her life. OC Self Insert.

Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it." A seventeen year old is reborn as Hana Inuzuka, and the world shifts two feet to the left. No one with power stumbles through life with bloodless hands. Still, a girl has to protect her pack somehow, and if that means that I must live with the taste of blood on my tongue then so be it.

Sakura grows up in a shinobi household. Haunted by a broken father, she ends up on Team 7 a different person.

Blind loyalty is simple. The problem only begins when the world makes you open your eyes. Sakura-centric, AU, pre-timeskip.

Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.

She is the girl that has no heart, and he is the man that unknowingly stole it. "You will become my tool. You will fight for me, aid me when I call upon you. And in exchange, I will ensure that you become the most widely-revered kunoichi of your time."

When Sakura was three, her father told her he was a criminal. When she was seven, the last thing she saw of him was the sword on his back. When she was eight, she had a friend named Kiba. When they were twelve, they met Shino. And when they were genin, they began to fight for the truth because they could no longer fight for the sake of Konoha.

Out of all the kekkei genkai she would have liked to get, the eyes of Samsara wouldn't be her first - or second - choice. So naturally, that was the exact one she got. SI-OC/Itachi. Uchiha!SI-OC. Rinnegan!SI-OC.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

Sakura sees dead people. Well, two dead people to be exact. Everything changes. Sakura-centric. Indra/Sakura/Ashura

I was the first Hyuuga in five generations to be born without a Byakugan. Arranged marriages and clan conspiracies were only the start. In stamping on a few too many unsuspecting butterflies I managed to change more than I bargained for... but, I mean, the Uchiha massacre wasn't that significant, right? SI/OC

Everyone know about how Hidan slaughtered his neighbors before heading off to join the Akatsuki. What most didn't know was that just like Itachi Uchiha, Hidan had someone he just couldn't kill. A little girl who was founded and taken in by the Village Hidden in the Leaves. A girl who would be placed on Team Seven. A girl named Sakura Haruno.

It's easier to break than mend. And so, for everything she learned to heal, Sakura learned a thousand times to end.

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.

Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.

Sakura wanted to die. Sasori was fine with staying dead. But it seemed fate had other plans for them, because when they both wake up younger with blood pulsing through their veins, they had to remember how to live again. Time Travel AU

To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this 'human' thing, but since he's 30 years back in time with a blond brat to save, he'll have to figure things out on the fly. Slash

Konoha and Iwa sign a truce and agree to an Exchange Program between recently promoted genin to "bolster village relations." Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.

After waking up from a horrible dream Sakura's life takes a turn for the...well something? She only hopes it will be good and will end better than her dream suggests her life will. The secret family trade is hers to learn, and in the process she will become a stronger kunoichi. Sometimes all it takes is a little wake up call. Warning: strong language, no pairings decided or planned

CU. More than Sesshoumaru's pride took a blow when he lost his arm. He's in a delicate position... and desperate enough to seek the advice of a self-proclaimed expert. A clumsy romantic adventure told in 100-word snippets.

He was born Keithek, with purple hair and yellow eyes and bright red markings the color of blood. (Galra!Altean!Keith AU)

(Being rewritten) Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)

Ashura and Indra see dead people. Well, one dead person to be exact. Everything changes.

In a universe where Sakura takes a wrong turn, she misses out on the apprenticeship with Tsunade, instead getting recruited by a very different mentor. Life turns out very differently from there on, as she takes the path of a very different kind of ninja. Updates on weekends, unless otherwise stated.

Light is at the theatre, escaping from his life as he does every performance. Fate hands him her calling card in the way of a stranger sitting across the room. Can Light maintain his life when this one man manages to slip into it like he belongs there? AU

In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]

Between the two of them is a link. He wants to start a fight with her, though he can't tell if it's to attempt to dissolve their resonating side-effect or because he may or may not have PMS.

Time Travel AU. Sakura has come back to do good deeds and fix some shit. Not posted in chronological order.

Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.

Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru

In which the Sage of Six Paths decides he doesn't like the ending, and Tobirama gets dragged along to fix things. The outcome is most definitely not what he expected. Slash.

Life was always dangerous when you had inherited a doujutsu. Especially if you happened to be born to an unwed mother far away from the lands of your father. OC Self-insert

The first day he saw her, he knew she was like his sister. He could feel it in his gut. An irrational pull toward her which could only be caused by one thing. She had the golden goodness of heaven flowing through her veins; a warm, comforting golden goodness to counter his dark side. SebastianXOC

Sakura wakes up after her disastrous Chuunin exam match and starts re-evaluating. But nothing would have really changed, if Akatsuki hadn't come to Konoha early.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

COMPLETE. Orochimaru gets one more chance. Just maybe, it will be enough to save him—and the entire world as well. Part one of A Snake Among the Leaves. JiraOro.

Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible. (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi).

Somehow, somewhere along the way, Orochimaru falls in love with his teammate. This…changes things. Canon AU, Jiraiya/Orochimaru.

Altair feels someone is watching him. Desmond feels his life falling apart. A thousand years isn't any distance at all, really.

In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.

In high school, Kaoru Kamiya escaped from a demon. Five years later, she meets a man who looks awfully familiar...

Shortly after becoming the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, Naruto is experimented on with cells from Uchiha Madara. Watch as Naruto learns to harness this incredible power and control the blackest winds with his new eyes. From the evil winds, the evil windmill blows.

Tony Stark is the son of Howard Stark and Maria Stark. Maria Stark, however, is not who you'd expect.

The life and times of Uchiha Sasuke, Pervert Buster and Defender of Uchiha Obito's Innocence, and his prank-master sidekick, Uzumaki Naruto. Follows here's my heart (you can break it).

Their village forgot them. Now, two years later, Ino finds the lost Team Seven on accident. They're not what she expected though. [Oneshot, AU]

The Avengers struggle to get along as a new enemy approaches, an enemy Tony is dangerously vulnerable to. Saving the world was the easy part; saving each other is much harder. Tony/Bruce, Steve/Thor, Natasha/Pepper, Clint/Coulson

After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.

We're back, bitches. —The Four Hokages; from ch. 619.

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.

When the Fourth sealed away the Kyuubi's Yin chakra, he also sealed away part of Naruto. But Orochimaru's Five Pronged Seal returned the Kyuubi's Yin chakra. Now Kurama is complete...And so is Naruto. Watch as Naruto comes to grips with his darker thoughts. Watch as Naruto tries to rediscover himself and his dreams. Watch as Naruto changes the World...Forever.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

In years to come, her children would ask, 'how did you and Daddy meet?", and she would blush and say, "I burnt down my apartment complex."

Every morning, Dean and Cas take the same elevator at work. And every morning, Dean has to suffer Cas' inability to tie his tie properly. It is a bonding eyperience.

After a failed suicide attempt Maka Albarn is sent to the Death City Mental Institution for Troubled Teens in order to fight off her depression and a mysterious boy with crimson eyes just might be the medicine she needed. Modern Day AU, many pairings, possible trigger warning.

Bruce has been searching for a cure again, but Tony doesn't think the green guy is a disease. Abruptly, he's given everything he's ever wanted, and... well, it seems it's all more complicated than that. Eventual Science Boyfriends.

Ruby makes Emma a dating profile. The only catch is that she's listed as a guy. That wouldn't be such a problem if Emma hadn't found Regina's profile and begins communicating with the Mayor

Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.

Seriously guys. You think Sherlock can last more than two weeks without his John? Lestrade is lazy, Mycroft is vindictive, and Sherlock is plotting to kill his best friend for looking...so...happy! He just died for god's sake! Chapter two, or, Sherlock ruins yet another press conference is now up!

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.

Her mother gave her a scroll to sign in blood. A scroll she kept hidden. Years flew by and she found herself signing more and more scrolls in blood. She soon became something even demons feared. Hinata Hyuga, the summoner nin.

"Well, he did just give you his first born son, after all." There's nothing like unplanned parenthood to make you grow up fast, as Sakura's learning. Especially when you're ten.

Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.

After the fall of the Kyuubi, Senju Tsunade takes up the mantle of Hokage. Nearly 10 years later the village is once being pulled into a war. A special team is being put together and trained by the enigmatic ANBU named Saru. AU, Epic Length

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

Loki is taken prisoner by the Avengers, and Tony can't help it - he starts to kinda like the guy. Frostiron, eventually. I will go down with this ship.

Madara is dead, but so are a lot of her friends, and Sakura's not sure she can live with that. Fortunately, time-travel seals do exist. Unfortunately, they take a lot of power...and Sakura doesn't have that much chakra.

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

Post Reichenbach. John is going through the classic phases of grief ... badly. Divided into four parts, this fic chronicles his progress week by week, the reconstruction of life without Sherlock. Can John possibly find a happy ending? Warning: BIG angst.

AU: Orochimaru decides to create the perfect host by combining Akatsuki's abilities, and selects Naruto for the 'honour.' Sacrificed by the elders to appease Orochimaru, Naruto can become the greatest shinobi ever seen - or the ultimate monster.

At the moment he saw the depth of human cruelty he lost his love for Konoha. He smiled for them, laughed for them, loved them...but they hated him, tortured him, broke him. Dark Naruto. I Do Not Own Naruto. -Slash-

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.

Once the nine of them were considered gods, Nine Great Lords of Hueco Mindo. Then they vanished without a trace. Reality became legend, legend became myth and even their names were lost to history. Then Aizen had to go and awaken the strongest of them.

This was the first and last time Luka would try internet dating.

The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.

Naruto was touched by the Shinigami at birth. It left an effect, that is both a gift and a curse. How will Naruto deal?

Don't own. Oneshot. Consider the skill-set of the ninja in relation to their profession. Big, flashy jutsu and in-your-face martial arts has never been what they really did. They are the shadows. Behold: Naruto has NINJA skills.

Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

DISCONTINUED. Naruto is 7 years old when he decides to run away from Konoha. But what will happen when he meets a stranger? And why does the blonde-haired man look so familiar...

...when you ask him to go to the local pharmacy to buy you pads. Yes, THOSE kind of pads. - A series of one-shots depicting Soul and Maka's trust in one another

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

Madara lied about the eye transplant's effects. Captured and brought back to Konoha, Sasuke must adjust to blindness and his unexpected survival. NaruSasu, written for RemixRedux 8.

Drowning properly was an art, one that Light had long perfected after the murder of his friend and finding the Death Note, but a chance moment leaves Light struggling to breath as he stumbles his way through a decade long conspiracy. And then there's L.

There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru

AU, sequel to Broken Pieces All Kaoru wants to do is forget the past and move on. But when Kenshin becomes involved in an investigation that will unearth their forgotten history, they find themselves unwillingly drawn into a bloody power struggle.

Light had dealt with admirers before, but nothing like this. Between an unknown stalker and a mass-murderer with a God complex, it's unlikely that Light will ever sleep again... unless an insomniac detective can help him put a stop to both. LightxL dark

Alternate Ending to last episode. You know that person who we thought for a split second might be Moriarty? Well, he is.

Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.

Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...

Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.

After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le

Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.

ON HOLD/Being rewritten

They were never meant to be. And everyone knew it.

“Hey, happy birthday,” he said from the other side of the mirror. “Make a wish?” I looked at him, and I suddenly felt a sharp pain somewhere in my chest. I lifted my hand my hand to the cold glass, as did he. “I… I wish… we could be… together.” T for lang

AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**

A love story about angels and demons. Also, fish.

After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."

Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.

Sometimes genius is as much a curse as a blessing. Kidnapped, tortured, and held hostage, Raito might have been alright. If it hadn't been for the never ending silence. YAOI L x Raito

An alternate universe. L and Raito meet under different circumstances.

Ten facts about Hatake Kakashi when it concerns his ramen obsessed student, Uzumaki Naruto.

Kakashi. Every year, there are more and more photos to forget.

Interlude 1: How much experience do you have?"...Tenten thought she knew all there was that needed knowing when it came to being a reliable kunoichi...but when she is handed a mission she never thought she'd get, she finds out that she was so wrong.

Not your ordinary high school fic. What happens when you mix humans, healers and demons together in one school? What exactly is so special about Naruto, a boy whose face goes unseen by everybody? Read! My first fanfic. Rated M for later chapters SasuNaru.

AU, pre- and first year: An abused 5-year-old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys' by muggles and adopted. There's just one problem: the person who adopted him doesn't exist.

What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!

A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.

At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.

Light needs coffee, damn it.

Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.

COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.

For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.

Aftermath of the Reaper's game. In which we attempt to pick up the shattered pieces of our lives, and glue them back into some semblance of reality. NekuxShiki. Complete.

SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.

Cyberpunk, Sasukecentric. Eventually NaruSasu, Neji? Sasuke only wanted a competent tech to repair his arm. Why did it have to be that crazy fox guy? And what is the link between the Uchiha cop cyborgs and the Hyuuga corporation? OFFICIALLY ABANDONED.

The life of L Lawliet, in eight hugs.

Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.

Uzumaki Naruto always knew he was special. He always knew he was important. He thought it was because of the Kyuubi. Turns out he got two out of the three right. Bleach crossover

Raito always had a plan, an equation to explain everything. Yet that one variable, that one elusive word, hadn't been factored in. Will he change the equation, or stand by and watch? Full Sum Inside. LxRaito Slash, Yaoi, etc

What happens when two fated people never meet?

Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.

Light and L overhear an interesting discussion between the rest of the task force. LxLight, oneshot.

Naruto leaves on his three year training trip, and Sakura begins the struggle to improve herself. How much will they have changed when they meet again in one hundred days?

A series of conversations between the Dauntless, the Interceptor, and the Black Pearl. New chapter--a little angsty Pearl POV from the first movie.

While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,

YAOI RaitoRyuzaki.Raito dies and becomes nothing. But the Shinigami need his soul,so they give him a second chance.They recreate his spirit and send him to a hellish trial where he must face his living nightmares.Intense romance comes late in fic

Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.

Itachi x Kisame, speculative AU. One man's genius is another man's insanity.

I swore I'd never write one, but here's some fun with L and Light. Slight OOC, but no warnings to speak of. The image of this just wouldn't go away. Just for fun. I really can't stay, Baby it's cold outside, I've got to go away, But Baby it's cold outside

Behind the sweet mask of a good girl there lies a dirty little secret.

In which Naruto makes the decision to follow Sasuke, and accidentally takes over Sound in the process. No pairings. This story is free to a good home.

The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.

It's been 12 long years since Chihiro has been to the spirit world, and she wishes she never left. After all this time, she finally finds her way back. But what will it take for her to stay? I'm bad at summaries. COMPLETE

COMPLETE! AU dark fic - Kenshin is Battousai, a feared assasin in modern times. His target is Kamiya Kaoru, a girl with mysterious abilities. Is a relationship between captive & captor possible? [ind. chps PG13 & R: violence, swearing, adult situations]

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]

Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru

The real reason Itachi massacred the Uchiha clan: “It was the bunnies, Sasuke. It was the bunnies.” Oneshot.

Will left Elizabeth for the high seas and now she's being forced to choose a suitor to marry. A man that will see her as nothing but a trophy, but one seems different...and somehow familiar...Sparrabeth [AU PotC 1]

A prankster, a brainiac, and an avenger. They don't make sense, but they don't have to. [Team Seven Friendship][Oneshot]

Itachi x Kisame, companion fic to Blind Eyes. Itachi prefers not to use the Sharingan. He knows he sees better without it.

For Team Seven, faith is what they make of it.

In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot

OneShot continuation of 'Snowbound'. Believe in magic...

Jiraiya hopes Naruto isn't the only one being haunted by ghosts. mild, implied sasunaru.

[AU] Kagome and Kikyou Higurashi, rivals in every way, both find themselves in love with their King. But when a man at court brings Kikyou's scandalous past with him and threatens her life, Kagome must choose between old loyalty and a passionate new love.

All the girls in Konoha want to be Sasuke's date for the Hokage's party. But if he doesn't make a decision soon, things will turn ugly. Sick of the attention, Sasuke chooses... Naruto? Sasuke x Naruto

OneShot. On a remote island off the coast of Japan, a woman confronts an unusual dog that may have been part of her past...

Jiraiya x Orochimaru during the time of the Great War. An unconventional relationship is brought about through Jiraiya's misadventures with women.

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

When Inuyasha, the deaf son of a multimillionare, finds an ad for a clinic that will cure his deafness, he meets the mute daughter of his doctor, Kagome. [Inukag]

NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE

Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.

Naruto contemplates his first kill, and how it affects his own personal honor.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

Kakashi tucks Team 7 in, despite heavy protesting on their parts. Yaoi and yuri.

Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]

[Completed 1/27/02] [Crowley/Aziraphale slash] An Aziraphale Adventure! Hell catches up with everyone's favorite delinquent demon, and Crowley learns that his angel has rather handy swordsmanship skills and a tendency to ignore the rules.