After months of being a guest I finally decided to open an account so I can keep track of the stories that I like. I'm in Los Angeles but I would really like to move someplace where it rains. Not all the time, of course, but more often than twice a year. It is 104 in my yard right now and it sucks. Oh well. I could be up to my butt in snow, I guess.

I own a couple of cats that push me around all the time making demands for one thing or another.

Here's some people I agree with:

Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby." - Dave Barry

You have to walk carefully at the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lovers arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip." - Jonathan Carroll

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.

Annoying the world one person at a time...