Humpy slid a piece of pie on a china plate over to Dean who was sitting there with a glum look on his face.

"Why so sad beautiful?"

Dean said between mouthfuls of pie, "First off get your hand off my crotch you mini pervert and second my love life is no business of yours."

Princess snickered, "Or lack of one…virgin."

Dean said proudly, "I wear my virginity like a badge of honor." He opened the girl cape he was wearing, "in fact there it is." There was a badge pinned on the bodice of his lady garment that said VIRGIN in big letters and done in diamonds much like Sam's SLUT pendent.

Humpy grabbed Princess and began molesting him in the most graphic ways, "I couldn't stand being a virgin again, I love sexy time with my housemates and sometimes a stray forest creature."

Dean threw up a bit of pie in his throat and then grimly swallowed it again, "Animal sex? Ok I draw the line, that's friggin' sick!"

He smacked Dean on the back of head, "What? No not animals unless you count the faun named Petie I bed on a regular basis. I mean magical forest creatures like fairies, fauns, giants, pixies…oh Dean the forest is filled with such marvelous creatures to sex up!"

"No thanks, I'll only bed one person in my life and that's going to be my husband. In fact I've never been kissed."

All seven attractive men of short stature burst out in hearty laughter, Jack couldn't imagine it was true. "I can't believe someone like you has never been kissed! You're full of applesauce."

Dean nodded solemnly, "It's very true, boys want to kiss me all the time but I won't allow it. Just because I'm handsome doesn't mean I'm easy you know. I think that profiling and it's wrong!"

Doc held up his hands and gave Dean a placating smile, "Now, now Dean, everyone knows good looking males are notorious sluts."

"Says you, I got morals. I only wish Sam would find me…I know I'll go to him!"

"That wouldn't be wise, you would be killed on the spot for the bounty and your carcass dragged back to the queen."

Doc handed Dean a poster with a sketch artists rendering of him, of course like most sketch artists drawings it looked nothing like Dean. It said, "Wanted, Prince Dean Winchester for crimes against the kingdom."

Dean got a good chuckle out of it, "This looks like Allen Hale from Gilligan's Island!"

Brawny looked over Deans shoulder at the poster, "Nope, Earnest Borgnine from McHale's Navy."

The rest chimed in with their opinions, they came up with, "The dude that played in "Ironside", creepy Uncle Joe from "Petticoat Junction", Mr. French from "Family Affair", Shultz from "Hogan's Heroes" and finally William Conrad from "Jake and the Fat Man."

It was a sobering moment; the group agreed they watched way too much TV Land on cable.

….

Dean was out gathering mushrooms when an old crone came limping down the path with a twisted branch for a walking stick. She was a pitiful sight, hunched over, frail and sad.

She passed by Dean who easily caught up to her and struck up a conversation since he was so bored.

"Hello there crone, what brings you to this part of the forest?"

She stopped and looked up at the handsome young man giving him a one tooth salute, "I am on my way to the village to sell my special apple."

This peaked Deans interest, "Really…what's so special about it?"

"Oh it's the most beautiful apple you have ever seen," she pulled it out from her cloak and held it up. Dean gasped, it was truly the most beautiful and perfect apple he ever laid eyes on.

"Could I buy it from you?"

She held it out and then pointed to the basket of mushrooms, "I'll make a trade." Dean happily traded the mushrooms for the apple and the crone hobbled away.

He took a bite and said "Oh crap" then swooned onto a bed of moss.

…..

Abby changed back into her own form giggling maniacally at the fact she was so clever. She looked in the basket of mushrooms and laughed even harder, "These are all poison, what a dumbass."

That was when it struck her if she had let Dean eat the mushrooms all her problems would be solved but the apple would have to suffice.

When she got back Gabe was waiting to hear the news, "Well did he eat the apple?"

"Oh yes I'm sure he did. Where is your girlfriend?"

Gabe wiped a tear from his eye, "We broke up, Meg left me for a funhouse mirror…whore!"

Abby snapped the compact shut and slipped it in her dressing table drawer, "That's what you get for picking style over substance."

….

The attractive men of short stature carried Dean home and laid him out on the bed. Doc set the apple on the table and examined it, "This has a sleeping curse. The evil queen got to Dean somehow."

Bitch cried out, "Oh no, what can we do!"

Brawny brushed his fingers over Dean's pouty red lips, "There is only one thing to do, build a glass coffin, stick Dean in there then dump his body in a beautiful meadow and hope a handsome prince stops by to kiss him."

Princess looked over the condition of Dean's dress and pale completion, "I think he needs a spray tan, some makeup and a new outfit."

Jack growled, "Spray tan, are you mad? The boy has beautiful, creamy skin. We don't need to make him look like a pumpkin. I do agree a little makeup and new clothes will make Dean more enticing."

So they went to work, Bitch sewed Dean a gown made of sheer, shimmering fabric. It caught the sunlight like tiny jewels and also gave a glimpse of what lay underneath. Humpy bathed Dean brushed his hair and then felt him up before putting him in the beautiful gown and placing his VIRGIN pin on the bodice so everyone knew Dean was prime meat.

Doc and the rest built the glass coffin and don't ask how they managed to build such a thing with their limited skills and supplies but like magic there it was. They laid Dean inside, put a jeweled collar around his neck and tucked the SLUT pendent underneath his body where no one could see it.

Mary Jane then put a wreath of flowers around Dean's head and declared the prince ready for any worthy male of royal birth to break the curse. They put him in a meadow of wildflowers and waited to see who would take the bait.

…

Sam paced the marble floor of the throne room, King Robert put down his issue of Popular Mechanics, "Do we have to talk in here?"

Sam pushed open the windows and stuck his head outside to get a breath of fresh air, "We really need to stop calling this the throne room. Father I can't find Dean anywhere, what should I do?"

"Have you put any real effort into it?"

The prince shrugged, "Sort of, I've never had to pursue anyone before. Do you have any advice for me?"

"This is a fairytale son, think this over. He might be under a curse and he needs you to rescue him. You better hop to it Sam because Dean is a fine catch and some other prince will snatch him right up."

Sam's predatory instinct kicked in upon hearing that, "No one gets my virgin but me!"

The king smacked Sam with his ball cap, "The go get 'em you idgit!"

Sam hurried out the door on his quest to save Dean. He had no plan, supplies, a map or any idea where to look but that never stopped Sam from doing anything before.

…

Mary Jane was chewing on a poppy while he watched the coffin, "So far we've had a hobo, a monk, several women from the village and a few lesser princes try to open the coffin but they weren't able."

Doc looked at his list, "We also had that pack of B actors on their way to a SAG meeting, the local butcher plus a group of pirates that failed as well."

Humpy flopped back in the grass and groaned, "This is sooo boring!"

Doc pointed excitedly, "Look, a fine male approaches!"

A black steed rode up carrying a tall, dark and very handsome man. He looked every inch the type of male that could crack the seal on the coffin as well as Dean's pretty ass.

….

Sam drove his off road ATV Raptor through the forest looking for Dean, with no plan he followed a blue bird that seemed to be leading him somewhere special. His feathered friend brought him to a meadow then flew off.

There he saw a glass coffin and a good looking guy trying to pry the lid off it. Sam knew Dean must be in there so he rode over, hopped off and shoved the big man down. "Back off buddy that's my virgin!"

A scuffle started and then a full out brawl, in the end the monogamously inclined man with the steady income and good morals decided the hot babe in the coffin wasn't worth the effort.

Sam yelled as the stranger rode away, "Yeah that's what I thought you pussy!"

…..

Princess whispered to the others, "Look everyone, I think this is the prince we have been waiting for."

Sam looked at his ethereal Dean through the glass. The dark sweep of lashes against his freckled cheeks, the full red lips and perfect body outlined beneath the gown sent a shiver of anticipation through Sam.

He tried the latch and it opened easily for him, "Oh Dean I missed you so much." Sam bent down and laid a big, wet kiss on his pretty prince. Dean's eyes fluttered open and he was going to speak but now Sam had shoved his tongue into the lax mouth.

Two big hands roved the supine body squeezing, pinching and prodding until Dean shoved Sam away. "Hey mister handsy knock it off, no sex before marriage."

Sam tugged at the crotch of his pants, "Can we elope?"

"No, I want a big wedding."

Sam scooped him up and carried him to the ATV and set Dean on back, "Hang on baby, daddy is gonna take you to meet the folks."

…..

Once Abby was banished to a place called OZ along with Gabe the magic mirror, Dean felt safe to take back his kingdom and marry his prince.

The wedding was grand and the reception even grander. Sam was a good boy for the most part and only groped his dance partners bottoms in a good natured way. His bride didn't find it funny at all and promised a good spanking. That in turn spurred Sam to call it a night, sweep Dean in his arms and hurry out to the waiting coach.

They went to the kingdom of Winchester with Dean fighting Sam the entire way, "No, I want a proper bed when we make love for the first time now behave!" Sam had Dean's wedding dress in the air and his knickers down to his ankles trying to breech his virgin hole but Dean was no lightweight and managed to fend him off.

…

Sam was hard, nude and waiting for Dean to come out to the bedchamber, "Come on I can't hold it much longer wife. My erections do have an expiration date you know."

Dean sauntered out of the bathroom naked except a rose tucked behind one ear, "So…what do you think?"

Sam crawled to the edge of the bed, grabbed Dean and flung him to the mattress, "I think in about an hour you can toss that VIRGIN pin away."

"It takes a whole hour?!"

Sam wrenched his brides legs open wide and got a good look at the prize he won, "Wow, very nice. I'm going to have you sit on my face awhile if you don't mind."

And Dean sat enjoying his very first tonguing from a very skilled lover. By the time Sam was done the door to the Winchester vault was ajar and Dean was ready to make a royal heir.

….

Sam had Dean ride him hard, he dug his fingers into his brides slim hips and assisted. Up, down, up, down until Dean thought he was going to pass out. He didn't know a man could have such staying power.

After his bottom was thoroughly broken in and his insides painted with royal seed Sam made Dean lay there still as can be making sure it took. After a few hours Dean grew bored and turned to Sam, "Hey Sammy did we make a baby?"

"I'm pretty sure; I usually get it on the first try. I pride myself on what strong swimmers I carry. My baby batter is loaded with prime sperm."

"Gross."

"I love you too Dean."

…

Dean was pregnant immediately, Sam went around crowing about his fertile wife and wagers were made on the sex and number of babies. The two kingdoms were filled with excitement over the impeding birth of the first royal child.

Dean stayed in Winchester most of the time tending his bonsai garden and playing the lute.

Sam traveled back and forth to the Campbell Soup factory; they recently opened a "Light Soup" division for people watching their waistline. Sam posed for the label in a leather loin cloth; his muscles and slim waist highlighted. The slogan was, "Campbell's Soup, it does a body good." The disclaimer on the back was, "This soup will not make you look even remotely this hot."

….

Dean screamed, "You are never touching me again!" He bore down as the midwives scurried about. Sam held his wife's hand and blotted the sweat from his brow. "Dean that's the pain talking, you know I'm going to touch you all the time."

"I'm being split in half!"

Sam checked and the head was crowning, "Dean it's your first baby…I mean our first baby!"

One final push and Sam did a fist pump the let out a loud whoop of joy. Dean flopped back on the bed absolutely exhausted. He watched Sam do a little jig of happiness.

"Let me guess, it's a boy."

"Yeah baby, I am the king maker!"

…

The child was lovely, he looked quite a bit like his father but luckily his demeanor was calm like his mother. They named him Jonathon Robert Campbell, the boy changed Sam dramatically. Now the prince spent much of his time at his adopted kingdom and when he traveled his wife and son came with him. Sam still looked at attractive men of all ages but his heart and penis belonged to Dean exclusively.

Once Dean lost his baby weight he began posing for his new line of Bootylicious beer flavors. Beyond the traditional that started it all he expanded into types that paired well with canned soups.

Between their modeling careers, businesses and royal riches the couple were wealthy beyond their wildest dreams. Sam actually started providing for all the children he fathered with the pretty young men that had the opportunity to sample his prowess before he became monogamous.

Sorta Snow White Dean and Prince Charming Sam were shining examples of the power of true love. They lived happily ever after.

The End