Gender: Male

Age: Me to know you guess randomly until you get it right

Name: Same as age

Likes: Anime, books, manga, manhwa, food, running, indoors, outdoors

Dislikes: Many, many, so many things

Goals: To become a writer

Dreams: To be an accomplished author

Sexual Orientation: Pansexual

Relationship Status: Single, Not Looking

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Now enjoy all this random stuff below.

WITH 2 NOTES

-Hokage Naruto Base Full Power-

.1% (Planet Busting Strength Rasengan - Boruto the Movie)

1% (Destroys 10 Planets)

10% (Destroys 100 Planets)

100% (Destroys 1000 Planets)

100% - 1,000 Shadow Clones (Destroys 1,000,000 Planets)

100% - 5,000 Shadow Clones (Destroys 5,000,000 Planets)

100% - 1,000,000 Shadow Clones (Destroys 1,000,000,000 Planets)

100% - 5,000,000 Shadow Clones (Destroys 5,000,000,000 Planets) - Galaxy

-Hokage Naruto Sage Move Full Power-

1% (Destroys 1 Galaxy)

10% (Destroys 10 Galaxies)

100% (Destroys 100 Galaxies)

100% - 1,000 Shadow Clones (Destroys 1,000 Galaxies)

100% - 5,000 Shadow Clones (Destroys 5,000 Galaxies)

100% - 1,000,000 Shadow Clones (Destroys 1,000,000 Galaxies)

100% - 5,000,000 Shadow Clones (Destroys 5,000,000 Galaxies)

-Hokage Naruto Tailed Beast Sage Mode Full Power-

1% (Destroys 100 Galaxies)

10% (Destroys 1,000 Galaxies)

100% (Destroys 10,000 Galaxies)

100% - 1,000 Shadow Clones (Destroys 10,000,000 Galaxies)

100% - 5,000 Shadow Clones (Destroys 50,000,000 Galaxies)

100% - 1,000,000 Shadow Clones (Destroys 10,000,000,000 Galaxies)

100% - 5,000,000 Shadow Clones (Destroys 50,000,000,000 Galaxies) - th Universe

-Hokage Naruto Six Paths Sage Mode Full Power-

1% (Destroys 10,000 Galaxies)

10% (Destroys 100,000 Galaxies)

100% (Destroys 1,000,000 Galaxies)

100% - 1,000 Shadow Clones (Destroys 1,000,000,000 Galaxies)

100% - 5,000 Shadow Clones (Destroys 5,000,000,000 Galaxies)

100% - 1,000,000 Shadow Clones (Destroys 1,000,000,000,000 Galaxies)

100% - 5,000,000 Shadow Clones (Destroys 5,000,000,000,000 Galaxies) - 25 Universes

Kishimoto stated Naruto was the Strongest Naruto Character, stronger than the Universe Busting/Creating Kaguya. That alone proves Naruto as a Multi-Universe Buster. Wanna argue? Argue with Kishimoto

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

We're a Dying Breed

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait.”

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."

To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.

To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.

To every guy who has given her flowers just because.

To every guy that said he would die for her.

To every guy that really would.

To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.

To every guy that she cried in front of.

To every guy that holds hands with her.

To every guy that kisses her with meaning.

To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.

To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.

To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.

To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.

To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.

To every guy that would give his seat up.

To every guy that just wants to cuddle.

To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.

To every guy who told his secrets to her.

To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.

To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.

To every guy that believed in her dreams.

To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.

To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.

To every guy that walked her to her car.

To every guy that gave his heart.

To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there... i guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not re-post this because they care more about their image. If you are a nice guy re-post this with "We're a Dying Breed " If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way re-post this with: "To Every Guy..."

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Kyuuki-sama, Seraph of Shadows, krtys, THargash, TheInnerBeast,

If people often question your sanity, post this to your profile and add your name ; Alphawolf001, Garuda 1 Talisman, GJC, Chooch77, TheInnerBeast,

Don't worry, I know I am insane.

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch(bastard).

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.(Had sex before, was boring, no clue why it is supposedly fun)

I'm FAT, so I must LOVE to EAT.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.(I wore black before becoming an emo and goth)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl/guy I see is hot/handsome.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.(Average, thank you very much)

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I live in a RURAL area, so I MUST be dumb.

I'm a CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be racist.

I'm from the SOUTH, so I must be IGNORANT.

I love ANIME, so I must be a LOSER.

I'm a SCOTTISH TEENAGER, so I MUST be a trouble-causing hooligan.

I live in the NORTH, so I MUST be snotty.

Girl/Boy sides

(Put a X in front of the ones that fit you)

Your Boy Side:

X You love hoodies.

X You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

X It's hilarious when people get hurt.

X You've played with/against boys on a team.

X Shopping is torture.

X Sad movies suck.

X You own/ed an X-Box.

X You played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.

X At some point in your life you wanted to be a firefighter.

X You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You watch sports on TV.

X Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

X Baggy pants are cool to wear.(And comfortable!!!)

X It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

X You wear lip gloss/chap-stick. (Chap-stick is the MALE equivalent to lip gloss! Who was the idiot that made this list?)

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

X You like wearing jewelry.(Kinda, depends on what it looks like)

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

You like being the star of everything. (Actually I HATE attention)

Boy: 15

Girl: 02

Which Total Drama Island Character are You?

Beth:

()You are a wannabe at sometimes

(x) You have a best friend

(x) You wear/used to wear braces

() Singing is one of your hobbies

() You easily fall for the eye candy

() One of your favorites colors is pink

() You work on a farm

Total:2

Bridgette:

() You surf

() You're a vegetarian

(x) You care about the environment/Mother Nature

(x) Animal Cruelty is wrong to you(depends on what you mean, some consider kill them for food Animal Cruelty)

(-) You usually wear your hair in a ponytail

() You have a boyfriend/girlfriend

() You get along with everybody

() Everything should be natural to you

Total: 2.5

Cody:

() You love technology

() Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys

() You are a quick healer

() You easily get sun burn

() You have a gap between your front teeth

() A poor diet scares you

() You play the keyboard

() BBQ is the King of all Chip Flavors to you

Total:0

Courtney:

() You are/were a CIT

() You want everything right

(x) You get mad easily

() Everything is important to you

() You are/were on the Student Council

() Everything turns out wrong for you

() You fall for the delinquents/criminals

() You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly

Total:1

DJ:

(x) You love animals

() Everybody loves you

()You've been raised right

() Everybody is your friend

() You are happy most of the time

() You never get mad

() You get scared easily

() Group hugs are cuddly

Count:1

Duncan:

() You have/had a mohawk

() You've been to jail/prison

(x) You love skulls and crossbones

() You have piercings

() Green is one of your favorite colors

(-) Punk is one of your favorite music genres

() You pick on dorks

(x) You have a smug facial expression sometimes

Total:2.5

Eva:

() You often lift weights

() You wear knee high socks with gym clothes

(x) You've been through anger management

() You are competitive

() You can lift anything

(x) Happiness is not your forte

(x) You often don't fall in love too easily

(x) You're never happy

Total:4

Ezekiel:

(x) You're home schooled(For a time)

() You're a sexist

() You have/had/wear a toque

() You often say "eh"

() You wear a sweatshirt almost every day

() You pick your nose often

() You have no friends

() You are pale

Total:1

Geoff:

() You love parties

() You have the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend

() You often make out most of the day

() You wear a cowboy hat

() You're the youngest sibling in your family

() One of your nicknames is "Party Boy" or "Party Girl"

() You are invited to all of the parties

() You skateboard

Total:0

Gwen:

() You're goth

() You have highlights

() You wear blue lipstick

() You wear fishnets and black

() You make the first move

(x) Preppy things piss you off

(x) You have a younger brother

(x) Annoying things irk you up

Total:3

Harold:

() You can be a pervert at some times

() You often say "Booyah" or "Yes"

() You're a dork

() You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy

() You read comics

() You breathe loud

(x) You get picked on most of the time

() You save chewed gum

Total:1

Heather:

() You're the Queen Bee

() You are/were a cheerleader

() You often lie about being nice sometimes

() You often get embarrassed

() Weird people annoy you

() You break couples up

() You often call people "losers"

() You are never trusted

Total:0

Izzy:

(x) You're crazy/psycho

(x) You were once wanted by the police/RCMP

() You're a redhead

(x) Fire is your addiction

(-) You love acting silly

(x) You run a lot

(x) You want to be called by your nickname

(-) You've camped out in the woods

Total:6

Justin:

() You're the eye candy

() People often stare at you

() People faint when they see you

(x) You lie to most people

() Beauty is a talent to you

() You once/often get photo shots

() You don't care about anything but beauty

() You're gorgeous

Total: 1

Katie:

() You have a BFFFL

() You have big hips, but skinny body

() You're pretty

() You're often sweet

() You blush easily

() You wear pigtails

() You listen to Pop Music

() You're skinnier than your friends

Total:0

Leshawna:

() You're the ghetto girl

() You wear baby T's

(x) You easily get pissed off

() You love winning

() You have a great taste in style

() You know how to dance

() Rap is one of your favorite music genres

() You often wear hoop earrings

Total:1

Lindsay:

() You are/were a blonde

() You're dumb

() You take Gymnastics

() Your boobs are big

() You're a "Daddy's Girl"

() You fall for the jocks

() Your eyes are blue

() Makeup looks pretty on you

Total:0

Noah:

(x) You are a bookworm

(x) Your IQ is off the charts/high

(x) You're in Honors classes

(x) Sports aren't your forte

(x) You are often sarcastic

(x) You're quiet

() You've accidentally kissed someone of the same sex

(x) You don't like parties

Total:7

Owen:

() You're overweight

() You fart a lot

() You can burp the ABC's

() Everyone loves you

() You love adventure

() You're out of shape

(X) You love to eat

() You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath

Total:1

Sadie:

() You have a BFFFL

() You're chubby

() You cry without your best friend

() You accidentally do things wrong

() You do everything with you best friend

() You easily cry

() You love to squeal

Total: 0

Trent:

() You play/played the guitar

() You often wear green

(x) You've been heartbroken

() Your favorite number is 9

(-) You care for the people you love

(x) You're still looking for that special someone

(x) You act weird sometimes

() You easily fall in love

Total:3.5

Tyler:

() You suck at sports

() You often wear red

() You wear a head bandanna

() You wear sweat clothes

() You're tall

() You have brown hair and brown eyes

() You have a fear of an animal

() You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes

Total:0

ZODIAC SIGNS (Bold your Zodiac Sign)

AQUARIUS - The Slut

(1/20-2/18)

Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict

(2/19-3/20)

EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One

(7/23-8/22)

Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One.

(6/22-7/22)

Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One

(3/21-4/19)

Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners(I have been told I am a good listener) Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter,(Aries is said to be a servant of Mars, the Roman God of WAR, and counterpart to Ares, the Greek God of WAR, so...fighter not a lover) but will still knock you out. Trustworthy(Not really). Always happy(I personally have a lot of anger just under the surface, and I don't like being happy all the time). Loud(When I do talk). Talkative.(When I was younger) Outgoing(When I was younger) VERY FORGIVING.(Again, younger) Loves to make out(Don't see what everyone is talking about, kinda boring). Has a beautiful smile(Not that I know of). Generous(Younger). Strong(Kinda). THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE(Don't make me laugh). 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits

(11/22-12/21)

Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One

(4/20-5/20)

MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life

(9/23-10/22)

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One

(12/22-1/19)

Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One

(10/23-11/21)

Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One

(8/23-9/22)

Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI

(5/21-6/21)

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides.

You are hydrophobiac

2.5/10 thank god for that!

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.(used to, has since been closed down, no other public pool in walking distance)

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobiac

3.5/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis. (Have mental disorders that cause the moods.)

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be).

You write in diary/journal/blog.

You feel most active at night.

10/10

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

6.5/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management. (well, had, kinda gave up on it when it didn't work.)

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

7.5/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. (too lazy to do the work, still passed the exams with flying colors.)

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful

4/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic. (Writing mostly)

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry. (reading it, actually)

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight A's in Art on your report card. (again, too lazy)

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

4/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general. (i dislike people in general)

A deer is one of your favorite animals. (to eat, yeah, ever had a veal po-boy)

You can shoot targets.

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun.

You love wild animals.

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place.

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

7.5/9

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

3.5/10

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup. (I'M A GUY!)

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day. (not really, i guess, hair comes out the way i want when i wake up, usually)

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. (no)

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. (sometimes...)

0.5/10

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless. (ADHD)

You’re the best speaker in the class. (eh, one of the best, when I applied myself)

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. (and sarcasm!)

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements. (sarcasm is my go to response for everything)

8/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute. (still trying to do it...)

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad

3/10

Insanity test

I am 99% Insane

Before reading the rest of this read the following: This is a % test. If you can guess YOUR score and then do this yourself and see how insane you are! I am 99% insane.

[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you".

[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

[X] You have run into a tree/bush.

[ ] You have been called a blonde.

So far: 5

[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (Until today)

[X] You just sang them to make sure.

[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[X] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 11

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

[X] You type with three fingers or less

[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.(...don't ask)

[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

[X] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 15

[X] You have fallen asleep in class.

[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[X] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'

so far: 20

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally.

[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 25

[X] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

[X] You break a lot of things.

[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.

[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. so far: 30

[X] The word "um" is used frequently.

[X] You don't know what "um" means.

[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

[X]You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total:34

Now you multiply it by 3 for your score.

And write as your journal title "I am _% Insane "

I am 102% Insane

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background. (Once.)

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing. (Multiple times.)

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If you're note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly. (That...might be my insanity, but I do talk as if I were the character.)

18. You forget what day it is when you're writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away. (Had to shorten my five page(Both sides) essay to only two)

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories. (Still Ongoing, but I do revisit it at times.)

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

26/30

The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."

The Reason I don't like most NaruHina fanfic. Kishimoto did a good job in the manga/anime and I can accept that, though.

1. Extremely overused pairing. Filter it into the criteria and you get 430 pages with 25 stories per page, that's 10,750 stories with that pairing (not even counting those in crossovers). Compare that to another pairing of Naruto x Female Kyuubi, only has 60 pages with 25 stories per page that is only 1500 stories (which of that, not all are female Kyuubi and not all are pairing stories). And people have the nerve to review saying that Fem!Kyuubi is overdone...

2. Ridiculous settings. Hinata loves Naruto because she admired him throughout the academy as a source of inspiration and courage, correct? Then please tell me why the fuck that a Naruto who had been trained away from the village during his childhood, still has Hinata falling for him when he comes back to take the Genin Exams?! That's the same as saying she is a shallow fangirl attracted to looks and 'coolness'...

3. Ridiculous OOCness. Naruto influenced by Kyuubi to leave the village, develops a deep set hatred for Konoha, falls for Hinata?! What the HELL did I just read? Naruto banished by the village, joins another village, marries Hinata?! What the fuck? Naruto banished for failing the Sasuke retrieval mission, Hinata just ups and decides to abandon her family, friends and village to follow him?! The same Hinata who couldn't form a coherent sentence in his presence?!

4. Naruto himself. Many NaruHina fans fail to see Naruto as an actual living character, choosing to blindly look at Hinata only. Naruto has his own feelings and preferences, which has been shown in canon. It's quite obvious that Naruto's personality quirks are a mixture of his parents, his expressive, out-spoken and brash attitude from Kushina. His learning curve, battle instincts, ramen obsession and taste in women from Minato. Name a redhead in Konoha... none right? Name the closest person with reddish hair... Sakura right? Minato loves Kushina's red hair and Naruto has a crush/love on Sakura, whose hair is the closest thing to red in their village.

5. Naruto's feelings. Due to his lack of a proper upbringing in canon, Naruto is basically ill-informed and dense like a rock. Despite that, he clearly expresses his feelings for Sakura (not saying I support NaruSaku, just a logical explanation of canon). What NaruHina fans are doing is taking a one-sided relationship and declaring that it is mutual, which is not the case at all! When has Naruto ever shown any form of attraction to Hinata, better yet, HOW many times have they actually interacted with each other?! He obviously is not attracted to Hinata so please stop the 'a beautiful girl with midnight blue hair in a hime-styled cut and lavender eyes, he knew it was love at first sight'... Naruto has seen Hinata multiple times... none of which has EVER left him googly-eyed... He doesn't really see her as a love interest until the end of the great war/The Last

6. Hinata's confession. Naruto completely ignored it... not even bothering to confront her about it after the defeat of Nagato. Hell, he didn't even bother to check up on her condition... (I know Nagato had revived everyone but if he cared, he would have shown at least some form of concern).

7. Hinata's feelings. Her love stemmed from admiration, she admired him for his persistent attitude and courage. She claims that watching him improve makes her want to better herself, using him as a source of inspiration. Now does that sound like lovers love or sisterly love hmm? Very much like how a younger sister idolises her 'amazing' elder brother and trying to improve so as to impress him and gain his approval hmm? Her feelings are easy to write-off as sisterly...

You can copy paste this into your profile if you agree with it.

Or you can bitch and rant at me about how much you love NaruHina and how 1337 and AWESHOME it is in a private message... no promises that I will actually read it before deleting it...

"Radioactive" Imagine Dragons

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer

MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

"The Game(Triple H)" WWE and Motorhead

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

"Next Contestant" Nickleback

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

"Numb" Linkin Park

4. WHAT IS 2-2?

"God Thinks(Live Version)[Explicit]" Voltaire/Aurelio Voltaire

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

"The Older I Get" Skillet

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

"Riding A Black Unicorn..." Voltaire/Aurelio Voltaire

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

"Love Me Now" Nine Lashes

8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

"P.O.W." Bullet For My Valentine

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

"Human Race" Three Days Grace

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

"Natural Born Killer[Explicit]" Avenged Sevenfold

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

"A Little Faster" There For Tomorrow

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

"Nice Guys Finish Last" Green Day

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

"(Ghost) Riders In The Sky" Johnny Cash

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

"Rise" Skillet

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

"Nightmare[Explicit]" Avenged Sevenfold

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

"Your Betrayal" Bullet For My Valentine

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

"Mad World" Gary Jules With Michael Andrews

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

"The One ON The Right Is On The Left" Johnny Cash

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

"Monster" Skillet

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

"Nothing's Fair In Love And War" Three Days Grace

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

"Under The Knife" Rise Against

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

"One Too Many" Three Days Grace

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

"Hands Held High[explicit]" Linkin Park

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

"Somewhere I Belong" Linkin Park

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

"Let The Sparks Fly" Thousand Foot Krutch

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

"Radioactive" Imagine Dragons

Who Am I?

I am the boy...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the boy that people look through when I say something. I am the boy that spends most of his free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the boy that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the boy that doesn't spend all his time on MySpace, or talking about cars, girls or sex to his friends. I am the boy that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the boy that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and slash in the rain.

But I am also the boy who knows and is proud to be who he is, doesn't care if people call him weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express himself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.The First Kitsukage, Dragon of Time, jinx777, TheInnerBeast

Let the Beast, be Unleashed.