A series of drabbles and oneshots about all the times Nico can be kind of ridiculous. We all love him, and know he's amazing and awesome and hot and all that, but when you think about it, Nico's still just a kid, and sometimes he just makes you want to sigh and say, "Oh, Nico." These are some of those times. Chapter 86 Posted 7/20/2020.

AU. Ludwig's life was never all that interesting. Recovering from a breakup, he settles into a new job, navigating ships via radio and wondering when things will pick up. One night, a boat crosses through his waters, and Ludwig can't help but find himself fascinated by the odd man on the other end of the speaker. Come to think, that boat has been coming by a lot lately. NorGer

Iceland is cursed by an elven queen and now turns into his evil other self every full moon. But things are not that simple and soon it's a race against time that could affect Iceland's life forever - and trigger the end of the world. Dark!Iceland, Human!Puffin, Nordic Eight (!) and an unorthodox portrayal of normal-Iceland from the eyes of an actual Icelander. More info inside.

A collection of drabbles featuring each nation reacting (comically) when exposed to the number one fear in their country. Cover by Yamizakuro.

Based on the movie Yeh Jawaani he Diwani. Sakura has spent her entire life focusing on becoming a doctor until she decides to go on a trek. Alfred has done everything for his dream and this trek is just the first step. Neither realize what they have before going their separate ways. They meet years later at a friend's wedding. What will happen now? Partial Nyotalia.

The Italies are as different, at least to others, as night and day. But one hot summers day, they both unknowingly make the same wish, at the same time: Find a friend that treats them equally, not as cowards or jerks, but themselves. Luckily, they have a Tomato Fairy Godmother...er, Godfather to help out! The bad news...they never thought their new friends would be snack food!

Collection of one shots were a chose nations snaps. Warning! Extreme out of character-ness! Favorite countries losing it! Occasional human names, and minor shipping. (Some chapters contain gore and language) I own nothing

Everyone knew that Norway often choked Denmark with his tie, but no one had anticipated such disastrous consequences... Hints of DenNor.

Emil can see ghosts, which wouldn't be such a big deal if his new house wasn't haunted by one. Warning for mentions of suicide. DenNorIce.

"Anything goes in Fanfiction." Grover said. Nico snorted, "Yeah, I can get every girl at camp, catch you and Percy MAKING OUT by the shed, and can still go to school. Yeah, anything goes in crazy fan's minds. Let's read another one and see who faints next." "NO!" Everyone yelled. Rated T for cussing. SPOILERS FOR ALL BOOKS! OOC NOW COMPLETED!

After Gilbert Beilschmidt kills himself, eight of his friends discover that they're in his suicide note. They form the Confidants' Club, determined to keep their wrongdoings secret. But as lies tangle up and drag various people into the mix, rumors fly, tensions build, and soon, everyone is a suspect... Multiple slight pairings. Completed.

The Magic Trio is a very closely knit group at a public high school. Vladimir, who lives with his sarcastic cousin, had a place in his heart for Lukas, his childhood friend. One day, Lukas never comes back to school, only to appear in the spring with a new uniform for the richest private school in town. With his heart broken, will Vladimir be able to forgive? RomNor, M for language

Denmark has been in love with Norway for a long time but after Norway says something really stupid he has to give up. Soon it'll turn out his feelings were not entirely onesided but will it be too late? Dennor, Nedden, rating for some swears.

AU Historical Fantasy. Lightly inspired by the European witch hunts. Mathias couldn't believe what he was seeing. Lukas was a witch! For some reason he wasn't afraid. It only made him more determined to protect his friend. Thus begins an unexpected journey that will shatter the comfortable world he once knew. See note inside for more details about the REWRITE IN PROGRESS

*SELFCEST* When the East Asian countries gathered at China's house for a dinner, they discover a mysterious portal that is connected to the parallel universe. The genderbent counterparts were teleported into the world and they would have to find a way to send them back.

The Iwatobi swim gang plus Rin and Ai are at Haru's house for a game. A game that will bring them together but also cause some awkward moments between them. [Rated M for sexual suggestions in the first chapter and sexual content in later chapters]

Tooth is just an ordinary girl with an unusual obsession. She's best friends with a Russian exchange student, a narcoleptic mute, and an Aussie vegetarian. Life was already an adventure for Tooth, but things begin to speed up as she slowly befriends Jack Frost, the coldest kid in town. Jack is hiding something dark, and Tooth is determined to help. AU

When a dangerous new disease creeps its way across Europe, those who are affected must be contained. The goal is to prevent it from reaching any other countries. Denmark finds himself being forced into containment, a terrifying place with the diseased and dying. Will he be able to make it out alive? Or succumb to the disease's nasty hold?

Gou and Kou - Only four letters between them, however the pair that share these different views may be even closer. That is, if they don't kill each other first. Drabble/Vignette collection. NagisaxGou.

Faced with the prospect of an arranged marriage right after his graduation, the nephew of a ruined English baronet is determined to try and preserve at least some of his dignity… A pursuit which will go more or less smoothly, thanks to a certain bespectacled blond. Might involve some crack, too. Rated for… bunnies.

That bet... That damned bet was the beginning of all of Denmark's problems. If he had never joined Prussia in a drinking contest, he never would've gotten drunk. And if he had never gotten drunk, then he wouldn't find himself trying to sneak out of Norway's bedroom as discreetly as possible. Story for my good friend, thenordic5forever. Mpreg. DenNor.

When Berwald, Tino, and Peter go to live with Mathias, they didn't know what to expect. What can you expect from a person who you've hardly met before and was a witch? Toads, a creepy house, and a strange cat? Well, only one of those things was right. Hanatama-family focused! Light SuFin and DenNor. bad summary...

Seven years. It had been seven years since all of them stopped talking. It hadn't been intentional, of course, but over time, people drift apart. Sometimes, if they're lucky, they come together again. Nagisa-centric. Future AU. Rated T. Pairings inside.

Momo shouldn't have watched a scary movie right before bed, and Rin should have ignored the knock at the door. - One shot. Short and fluffy. Fluff. FLUFF. Intended to be MomoRin but could easily be seen as platonic. My first Free! fanfic and really I'm functioning on low sleep so I'll have to check and see how much editing this needs in the morning. Anyway! Enjoy.

Arthur, Elizabeta, Lukas and Roderich are an elite team of vampire hunters. But a horrible problem occurs when the vampires go to their high school. And it becomes an even worse problem when the vampires not only steal blood but their hearts. AU

Iceland wants to go on a date, but Norway and Denmark just want to stay in. They'll probably indulge him, though, since he's so cute.

When Dark Sorceress Natalya curses baby Prince Feliciano, The Three Fae, Arthur, Lukas and Vladimir take him into hiding. Sixteen years later, Prince Ludwig meets a young girl in the forest and falls in love but he's been promised in an arranged marriage to Prince Feliciano! Rated T to be safe!

Bioshock Infinite crossover- Due to a drunken Norway and a misfired spell, Canada and Denmark are stuck in Columbia, with no idea why everyone wants to kill them and less ability to deal with each other by the second.

Here's an odd parody of MMPR :D All copyrighted content belongs to their original owners.

Romania, Norway and England get together and when Romania get's hair curl blocked from Norway, he notices something about Britian that may just solve his problem. Rated T for hair curl fluff.

Lukas and Mathias made a promise never to forget each other. Now, Lukas is sixteen years old, and he meets a rather interesting teen over the Internet. Human AU.

All Emil wanted was the chance to travel among the stars, and when he joined the crew of Starchaser, that's all he thought he was going to get. But that was before the rebel conspiracies. That was before the Empire's secrets. Before Angie.

At the age of fifteen, everyone gets a timer that counts down to when they'll meet the person who is meant for them. Not everyone has a normal experience with their timer, though... (AU based off the movie Timer)

Hetalia AU where everyone but Belarus is obsessed with their older brothers. Series of one shots, Lots of Incest. Human names used and no actual story line. If you want a particular pair of siblings, just leave a review saying which. Or leave a review anyway. Reviews are nice. :3

"Mathias is always playing pranks on Lukas and recording his reaction for his own amusement. Though one day, he got a particularly good reaction, and decided that it was YouTube material. Since that day, the two have been battling it out, planning payback pranks for each other, and then uploading them to their ever growing channel." I love dorky DenNor. Rated T for language.

Human AU. In a world where humans are born with their soulmate's first words to them inscribed on their wrist, Lukas Bondevik strives to find the person he was destined to spend his life with. DenNor. DenIce. DenNorIce? Maybe one day.

Rejected by their crushes, the awesome trio decides to have a threesome to relieve their sexual frustration. The only problem is that they just aren't attracted to each other. Fail!sex ensues

Matthias is a rescue swimmer who takes on the waves just outside of Florida. One night he is called to rescue a small group who were lost at sea after being thrown overboard on a fishing trip. When rescue goes wrong, he finds himself and four men with attitude problems in a cramped life boat in the middle of the ocean. What else could possibly go wrong? Apparently everything.

Ivan loves every little piece of Yao, every word, every hair, every breath. He loves Yao so much, from his cloudy head, to his little shoulders, to his smooth hips, to his toes. But Yao doesn't love him back. What a shame. RoChu. Cannibalism warning.

It's more than a club meeting but less than a date. It's talk, tacos, and maybe something else. Gou-Nagisa friendship. One-shot.

After accidentally hitting his cousin Tino with his ice magic, prince Lukas becomes a recluse and shuts out the world and dear ones in order to protect them from his uncontrollable powers. But alas you can't hide from the world forever. Featuring an Italian snowman and frisky Prussian. SuFin/DenNor in the Frozen universe. By Kuro-Riya and Tora-Star

Sometimes we all feel like we don't belong, but when you find out your parents are really gods...well that's a whole new story all together. The Hetalia cast in Disney's Hercules...with some adjustments of course. No genderbending. Main pairings include: Slight Spamano, USUK, and a lot of JapanxGreece later. Rated T for language.

The tub would never be thought as a dangerous place. One would think the kitchen with sharp objects or living room from tripping over furniture. But no, the bathroom can be a very, very dangerous place. [NorwayxEngland]

Tino and Berwald run a toy shop in 1880's London with their family. But when people start turning up horrifically murdered, people who've worked their way up in life, like Tino and Berwald, the pair find themselves in a race against time to find the killer before they or someone they love become the next victims. AU. SuFin, Dennor, AusNz, Gerita, PruHunAus, SeaWy and others.

In Everett High School there is a secret club called the yaoi club. It is their job, during Sadies, to set up couples. This year Elizabeta has an ambitious plan. She is going to find a date for the infamous Lovino Vargas. Her choice is Antonio, unfortunately half the girls want to ask him too. Will she and her friends succeed? Contains Spamano, UsUk, Prucan, GerIta, others

Nothing makes sense. Denmark's on a 'romantic' dinner date with Romania, and a certain someone gets jealous. (Seriously, WTF!) Warning: Crack. Crack everywhere.

Arthur has the ability to read minds, and he has finally learned to quiet the voices in his head. That is, until some loud thinkers begin to enter his mind forcefully; some kinder than others. USUK, GERITA, and other pairings.

What happens when you combine Me, two of my best friends, chocolate, and SLEEPOVARS! Emil informs the other Nordics that he is gay... Oops Co-Written with DigimonIsBetterThanPokemon151.

Hiccup wants to impress Astrid and get in with her group of friends so he decides to try out for the basketball team, but when Hiccup becomes the best player on the team he begins to get a new attitude. The sweet and shy Hiccup is now becoming a jerk, can Astrid save him before it's too late? Or will Hiccup get lost in the lights of popularity and fame? Sequel made called Epilogue

The World Academy Magic Club is testing out a special candle that is rumoured to light at the presence of a person they're highly compatible with. At the bright flame of his presence, Romania is both piqued and smitten. The Magic Club with my OTPs of them.

"Okaerinasai. Welcome to Hotel Yuurei. My name is Kiku Honda, the owner of this establishment. Hajimemashite." Lukas Bondevik is a journalist doing a story on the Hotel Yuurei. However nothing is as it seems, and Lukas is determined to find out what the mysterious owner is hiding. Although, Mathias and his constant interruptions are not helping. AU! Hinted DenNor

For one, Rin Matsuoka couldn't understand why the perpetual, hyperactive blonde started to invade his thoughts and dreams after an unexpected day of spending time together; and secondly, he didn't understand the reoccurring feelings he had for him that didn't seem to go away. RinNagisa. Slight RinHaru.

Bulgaria was not jealous. No way. RomHun. Unrequited RomBul. One shot!

Mei and Xiao want to know, and no one wants to tell them.

He starts looking at her in their second year of high school. Nagisa/Gou.

"Maybe you are in love, but you haven't realized it yet." (A slight Nagigou story)

In Hetlia High, there were unspoken laws that made up the school's popularity system. Punishments for breaking the laws were severe. Arthur Kirkland broke two of these commandments. "Dude, Arthur's a punk AND he's friends with the Bad Touch Trio?" "Oh man, Al's gonna be pissed."

Honestly, it was mostly Germany's fault. He'd been foolish and naïve. But he'd taken Italy's words to heart. Unrequited GerIta. I'm sorry, except I'm not.

Matthias is a vigorous and cheerful handyman who moved from Northern Europe. Emma is a patissieur in need of help to fix a building to become her new shop. Little did they both know that they were ingredients in a recipe called love. Human AU, rated T for swearing and innuendos. Denmark x Belgium.

She was his snowflake. And she loved that. No other woman would ever replace her. (((Human-AU, NorBela, NorBelg, side pairings too)))

Haruka was always watching Rin, even when the other male didn't know it.

America and England are simply misunderstood. What they are doing is totally innocent! Or is it? Read for ridiculous situations! USxUK... or is it? And look out for Prussia and his mission! WARNING: May cause insanity.

Little Korea wants to know why Japan never smiles, and decides it's up to him to make his big brother smile, no matter the cost!

He stole her heart, but he'd never know unless he read the unsent letters hiding away in her drawer.

Boys are best when they're like coffee...hot and steamy. Lukas isn't sure about Emils new boy toy, so what better way to test than to check him out? This leads to a fine dose of confusion, disapproval and a heaping spoonful of "sugar". Human AU, not ALL about coffee :)

"I love U" is a very important phrase. Estonia ponders over the important things of life. Latvia just wants to sleep. Brotherly or platonic EstLat, no shounen-ai. (The use of "U" is kept more grammatically correct than it may seem.) Just a nice little drabble I wrote for myself.

Era of Japanese occupation in Korea. Who are you to say you are better, stronger, smarter, more superior? You can't. Because I am Korea, and you will never break me. Non-pairing.

Lithuania, despite all his repeated efforts, never manages to win the affections of Belarus. However, a present from Poland might just give him a little bit of what's he's been trying so hard for. After all, if you get your fingers mangled when you so much as look at your crush, you certainly have a right to be deserving more than just a refusal and some broken bones.

Young America doubts England and his so called pirate adventures.

A long time ago the world was divided into four kinds of people. The Aristocrats, the Vikings, the Barbaric, and the Magicians. When the heirs of each kingdom are forced to marry, they will realize that now more than every they will have to follow their hearts. How To Train Your Dragon/Rise Of The Guardians/Brave/Tangled crossover! I DON'T OWN ANY OF THESE FANTASTIC MOVIES!

It's summer break! Rocky, CeCe, Logan, Deuce, Ty, Dina, Gunther, and Tinka are all going on a trip to Florida together. What could possibly happen? Rogan, GeCe, Tynka, and Deucina!

Oh, we all know we have those completely mortifying moments in front of our crushes. This is Ginny's guide to help you, along with a few of her embarrassing stories! Chapter 3:Dedicated to Sandy victims.

Denmark is sick and tired of his awesome flag getting confused with Switzerland's. It's about time someone did something about it! Crack crackity crack. Dialogue only.

When Olive and Fletcher get stuck as camping partners, will they get closer, or will someone do anything to make that not happen?

"Was that a wink directed from Scorp to Rose? A wink? A wink? Do people still wink nowadays? And is Rose smiling back? She should be disgusted, she's always disgusted by Scorp." In which Albus witnesses Inappropriate Behaviour between his best friends during a Potions Exam.

Rocky and Logan, CeCe's stepbrother, get themselves in a situation when they get locked in the coat closet. Rogan (includes a tiny hint of GeCe). Complete.

A Christmas SweetTooth oneshot! Bunnymund and Tooth have obviously getting closer than the other Guardians but neither are making a move. Jack decides to help. I hope you guys like and please read and review!

Estonia is so sick of being picked on by the Nordics! He feels some revenge is order. Revenge...of the permanent kind. Oneshot. Contains character deaths, violence, possible OOC, and a very screwed-up Estonia.

Jack loses a bet, and gets made up. Been wanting to do this one for a while now :) One shot, will not be continued. New cover photo by the extremely talented fwostbites, known as lexaii on DeviantArt!

When put to the task of holding down the fort while the others are out, Jack gives the mini-fairies Red Bull. Not the best plan of action. Wee bit of language (does one word count?), no pairing, just humor.

What happens when to friends decide to comfort each other. Denmark feels down until Netherlands pays him a visit. Sexy times!

The title says it all.

Bunnymund and his girlfriend Tooth talk about sex and nosy Jack listens to their conversation all through the other side of the door. Rated T for mild cussing and suggesting themes. ONE-SHOT

Holland gets an unexpected guest while smoking his lovely bag of weed. Too bad they get interrupted! Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia. WARNINGS INSIDE!

The boys of Berk fufill a tradition and get tattoes. Astrid's dismayed when she learns what Hiccup decided to get.

"So... Jasper or Jayna?" What the characters think of our favorite ships. Chapter 12: Authors Note PREVIOUSLY Headintheclouds818

It's nice to be A Nordic, unless you're Iceland, Norway, or Denmark, in which case you're stuck in a terrible love triangle for probably all eternity. Sucks to be them. Iceland - Norway - Denmark - Iceland

Hiccup and Astrid have an awkward moment, but don't worry Toothless is here ready to help. One shot.

"I DON'T like him okay? He's annoying, he's stubborn, he's impossible, and...and he's the son of Poseidon." The daughter of Aphrodite smiled. "Are you sure you don't like him, Annabeth?" I sighed. Obviously 'No' wasn't an answer. "Maybe...just maybe."

At first glance, B1A4's maknae Gongchan may seem to be the sweet, innocent type, unless you make him angry that is. Rated T for language, and lamp throwing.

Washington's a tsundere, Rome's got a thing for Madrid, Berlin is an angry drunk, and Budapest is scared of yaoi. Just what else is possible with the capitals of the world? Knowing them, anything!

Twilight Parody. Hong Kong moves to daddy England in the little town of Forks. There he meets a cute pale boy, Iceland, and they can't help but... fall in love? But there's something off about Iceland... and his family of blonde pale hotties. HK/Ice main.

No shirts, no shoes, no problem! Sweden is inviting to partay! rated for some mild language

The elves latest prank on Norway leaves him rather more open than normal. Denmark, of course, uses this to his advantage.

Xiao Hong Kong has fallen in love with Mei Taiwan , and now must find a way to express himself... T for mild cursing.

Follow resident high school student extraordinaire Alfred Jones through his junior year in the form of slang-ridden diary entries. A story of detention, something that could have been love, something that is actually love, loss, love again, a lot of foreign exchange students for some reason, and very bad humor because I was thirteen when I wrote this, give me a break.

In which the 'mermaid' is a merman, the prince is a jerk, the merfolk are warmongers, and alcohol is of more interest than true love. A fairy tale. Nordic and Germanic central. Slight romance.

It's Valentine's Day, and Denmark, being turned down by Norway, decides to drag Netherlands out drinking with him for the day. A gift for a Valentines exchange on TinierMe. Hope you like your gift, Nyx!

What Yong Soo learns about wearing V Necks. Hong Kong/S. Korea. Xiang/Yong Soo T for language

Leaving behind the loneliness, South Korea is ready to join his family for a good new year. Asian Family Fluff.

While shopping in the drugstore for feminine products for her precious girlfriend, Leia crosses paths with her hated rival, Berwald. There is a battle between tampons and pads. Which side will you chose? fem!DenNor, Polish AU.

"Vee! Fratello, fratello! Guess what! Spagna won't be bothering you anymore!" A yandere!Feliciano fic, because I can't help myself.

Norway sighed, and began to head towards Copenhagen. Leave it to Denmark to take it personally upon himself to stand in for the missing statue of The Little Mermaid in the harbor. DenmarkNorway

Korea steals Hong Kong's first kiss, and Hong is not amused. Korea/Hong Kong oneshot. Rated T for kind of obvious reasons.

And the worst thing wasn't a best friend who liked the same guy you did; it was when she liked the guy you hated. Gakuen AU. fem!Den/fem!Nor

This lamp was going to blow Norway away. He'd forget IKEA even existed when he saw this beauty beside his sofa. DenmarkxNorway Oneshot.

Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...