Lovino was back from winter break, and already the fluorescent lights were giving him a headache. All around the school were posters for the next upcoming dance, Sadies. The chance for girls to ask some poor chap to the dance, a stupid idea. As far as he was concerned it was a blood bath. He could hear the girls whispering about who they thought was "damn sexy" and who they were going to ask. It was nauseating.

"Did you see the new transfer student?"

"Ohmigod he is to die for!" squealed one.

"Watching him pick up his pen, damn he is so hot! That ass?! He is definitely God's gift to women!"

"God has nothing to do with this. Although being in his presence is certainly a life changing experience."

"Do you think I should ask him to Sadies?" asked the first.

"No way, he's waaay to hot for you!" another argued. "Plus I think someone else already has plans to."

"So what? All I've gotta do is ask before her!"

Lovino who hadn't been watching where he was going, tripped and dropped his books all over the floor. Pens flew everywhere, and no one bent down to help. No one wanted to be yelled at by the angry Italian. Except for one who didn't know any better.

Lovino looked at the other student with a scowl on his face, but then he found himself lost in green eyes and a smile that showed beautiful white teeth.

"Here let me help you with that," the boy said bending down to pick up a book. The girls who were watching let out little squeals.

Awkwardly their hands touched over his English textbook. Neither of them moved, until Lovino yelled, "what do you think you're trying to do, Bastard, steal my books?"

The boy laughed and quickly moved his hand off Lovino's.

"Sorry about that, I'm Antonio by the way," Antonio said with a smile.

"Whatever Bastard," Lovino said shoving past him.

All the other girls had been watching Antonio and his sexy ass, but Elizabeta had noticed the spark between the two boys. It looked like she would be able to cross off "Get Lovino a Boyfriend" from her bucket list. Happily she skipped off to her next class, anxiously waiting for free period when the Yaoi Fangirl Club met. She couldn't wait to tell Bella and the rest of them all about it.

* Hetalia *

The bell rang, and the halls were crowded with students trying find the best place to spend their free period. In room 161 Elizabeta was already holding court. The club had five members including their illustrious leader.

"Oh god, I can finally cross something off my bucket list," Elizabeta sighed happily.

"What?" asked one of the freshman.

"Getting Lovino a boyfriend," Elizabeta said dreamily.

"Get out of here! Who?" Bella asked excitedly.

"I'll tell you all about it when the rest of our members get here."

There were two freshmen, one sophomore, and two juniors, which of course meant that they would all arrive at different times. One by one the members shuffled their way into the classroom. Once everyone was assembled, Elizabeta led them in their purpose.

"The purpose of the Yaoi Club shall be to ensure affection and friendship between the guys of Everett High, so that they may realize their true feelings. To not shoot down anyone's OTP, not matter how much of a crack pairing it is, and to treat all pairings as equal – in the hopes that they might have a chance. Do not get caught, do not get blamed, but do interfere." They all said solemnly.

"Now ladies, I have some wonderful news," Elizabeta said with a grin. "It's time for secret assignments."

Both Bella and Mei cheered.

"What's that?" asked Michelle, the freshman from earlier, asked. Lili, the other freshman, looked at her gratefully.

"Well," Bella began to explain, "as we all know, it is that time of year. The time when girls get to ask the guys of their choice to a dance."

"And we like to encourage our dear Uke's to ask their Seme's to the dance," Mei added happily.

"And the principal is okay with this?" asked Michelle.

"Of course, I checked with him already," Elizabeta replied. "He is rather found of this little club of ours."

"So what exactly do we do?" Lili asked shyly.

Elizabeta melted, she remembered when she had just gotten into yaoi, and how nervous and excited she had been. "Well I assign each of you a couple, and you have to make sure the uke asks before some pesky girl messes everything up! Of course since you two are freshmen I will be assigning you easier couples."

"Sounds like fun," Michelle said with a wicked grin. Lili nodded.

"Just remember girls," Bella said maternally, "'Don't get caught and don't get blamed', we want to have the semes think their ukes came up with this on their own. It's more romantic that way."

"Alright then, shall we begin?"

Everyone nodded eagerly. Elizabeta unfolded a lined piece of paper and began to read off missions. "Michelle you've got Feliciano and Ludwig, Lili you have Gilbert and Matthew. This year, Mei, I'm giving you Yao and Ivan. Bella you can deal with Arthur and Alfred, good luck with that."

The junior grinned. "Don't worry I won't need it. What about you then? Who will you set up?"

Elizabeta smirked, "I'm going to get Lovino Vargas to ask Antonio."

Bella bit her tongue, disappointment flowing through her system. She had planned to ask the new student, but she would find someone else. Besides she would be happier if Lovino could finally get a date, and if that meant she had to take one for the team, she would.

"My God, do you mean that angry guy?" asked Michelle.

"Huh?"

"That guy who's always frowning, and is a complete grump," Michelle elaborated.

"The one and only," Elizabeta said with a nod.

"But how will you make sure other girls don't ask Antonio?" asked Lili with concern.

"I certainly do have my work cut out for me, but as soon as you girls finish up you will be joining me with my project," Elizabeta said happily. "The five of us should easily be able to simultaneously keep girls away, and get Lovino to ask Antonio. I mean after all, they most definitely have a spark. I saw it with my own eyes." Then, merrily, she went into everything she had seen in the halls earlier that day.

"This certainly will be an interesting year," Mei commented just as the bell rung. Slowly the girls packed up their things and headed towards the doors.

"Oh girls!" Elizabeta called after them, they all turned. "Don't forget to get a boy for yourself!"

They all giggled and joined the flood of people in the halls.

So this is my new story. It will probably take me forever to update because school ate my life. But I hope to update it soon. Let me know what you think so far. ~T.W.o.W.