Sum: Collection of one shots were a chose country snaps. Warning! Extreme out of character-ness! Favorite countries losing it! Occasional human names, and minor shipping.

Canada

Canada was on his way to the G8 meeting while listening to the radio when a certain song came on, Welcome to my life. Canada had mixed feelings about the song, he could relate to it but that was the very reason he didn't like it. It reminded him of all the times the others had either forgotten him or confused him for his brother. "You don't know what its like to be like me." He laughed at that, people didn't know who he was, how would they know what it like to be him?

The song went on for a little wile longer before the radio went to a different song, What the hell. Now Canada had heard this song before, but he never thought about it too much. "All my life I've been good but now, ohhhhhh what the hell." Canada felt that way sometimes, like during WWI were he kicked Germanys butt! Again he listened to the song and once it ended and went to an advertisement he went on humming the beat. Sometimes he wished he could be that bold, but he didn't think he could work up the nerve.

Soon he arrived at the meeting hall, the song still drumming in his head. "Oh, hello Canada." Russia said as he opened the building door. There was a long hallway he still had to go down in order to get to the meeting, so it was very odd that any countries would be out here.

"H-hello Russia, what are you doing here?" he asked, wondering if he could be heard.

"I'm waiting for china, da." The smiling Russian said "He's been avoiding me lately and I'm worried."

"Oh, I'm sure he's not avoiding you. Anyways, we should probably get to the meeting room." Canada tried to convince Russia to leave the hallway, but it didn't work.

"I'll come in a few minuets, China should be here soon." Oh poor china, nothing was going to move Russia.

"Ok, just don't be late." No response, he had probably faded out again. Sigh, he really needed to fix that. He can be going around invisible now can he? Again he remembered the two songs. Maybe he should make other notice him?

He continued walking until he reached the last door on the right. Man that was a long hallway! Why did Alfred have such huge buildings anyways? He thought to himself as he entered the large room and took his seat. The meeting hadn't even started yet and the chaos was already on the rise. This would be a very long meeting.

Eventually Germany got every to quiet down enough for the meeting to start. It was yet another boring topic were no one asked his opinion. Finally, Russia came in, dragging a shacking China… "Oh look, there's two empty seats right next to each other!" no there wasn't, there was only one open seat, right next to Canada.

That's when Canada snapped "I'M RIGHT HERE! IM THE SECOND LARGEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND I CREAMED GERMANY IN WWI! AND YOU MORONS CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY EXISTENCE!" he yelled. Bringing out his hockey stick, he started attacking every one who got in his way, any one who had ever called him America or forgot who he was! Not even Kumajiro was safe form his attack. He tasted the blood on his weapon; oh it was so sweet, he wanted more. Slowly he let out a bubble laugh, ah this was so much fun. "THIS IS FOR FORGETTING WHO I AM!" he yelled.

-Meanwhile

"It has just been confirmed that the neutral nation of Canada has declared a WWIII." A news lady said as the world went into chaos.

-back to Canada

It was a blood bath, by the time Canada had calmed down enough to not to kill on sight, Russia stood up. "Well done Canada. I never thought it was in you. Come now, let me treat you to some vodka." Canada smiled and haply skipped out of the room.

WWIII ended in two days time, with Canada and Russia against everyone else. Who knew America had left so many nuclear missiles at his brother's house?