"This is it! I won't stand for this any longer! It's been bugging me ever since he got it and now it is over!"

"Denmark, seriously, calm down. It's not that bad."

"Not that bad? Not. That. BAD?! It was bad enough when you and Sweden copied me, but at least you chose other colours, at least only America ever really confuse us with each other, but I have had enough. I'm declaring war on his neutral ass if he doesn't do something about it."

"Have you been drinking again?"

"You stay right out of this one, Swede, or I'm taking Scania back when I'm done with this."

"As if you could."

"Shut your fat mouth. Where is he?"

"Uh, next door?"

"Thank you."

"I still think you're overreacting."

"Don't care. SWISS!"

"What the fuck, arse, go back to your own meeting."

"I demand that you change your flag. Immediately."

"What?"

"I. Demand. That you. Change. Your. Flag."

"Have you completely lost your mind?"

"No. I am sick and tired of our flags getting confused."

"Then change your own."

"No fucking way. My flag is the oldest flag in the world, therefore, I am right and you change your flag."

"Who the fuck do you think you are?"

"Or I declare war."

"What? You can't declare war on me! I'm neutral!"

"I guess my army will just be marching straight through and burn every Swiss flag they can get their hands on."

"You wouldn't dare!"

"I so would!"

"I'd shoot your pathetic army down if it so much as breathed Swiss air!"

"Ohoho, neutral, I see."

"Guys, guys, calm down, no need to get upset."

"SHUT UP!"

"What is going on here?"

"Denmark wants to declare war in Switzy."

"Okaaay... why?"

"Because Switzy... copied his flag?"

"Damn right he did! Just because I have the most awesomest flag in the world (as evidenced by it being the oldest) doesn't give anyone the right to steal that."

"I did not steal anything!"

"Listen, Switzy, I totally can understand that when you're not really very awesome like I am, you want to seem more awesome by copying or stealing something awesome from said awesome person, aka me. But stealing is wrong and copying something and saying it's your own, that's like stealing."

"Why the hell is this such a big deal to you, the flag looks totally different from yours except for the colouring."

"Because the fangirls keep mixing it up!"

"The... oh. Oh, Denmark, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?"

"No, I'm not okay! Why do you think I almost declared war on you?"

"Is it that bad?"

"Yes! They keep drawing you, but then, then, then when they wanna include your flag, they draw mine instead! It's like they don't even know I exist! It's not like it's my fault that I'm hardly in the show or anything, right?"

"There, there, I understand. I don't get it either. You shouldn't take it to heart, they're only fangirls, they're stupid."

"It's like, you know, I know that, right? But it still hurts, right? Like, right here."

"Yes, I know, come on, lets get you some beer, make it all better."

"Okay."

"Someone got any idea what just happened?"

"Switzerland is comforting Denmark, who's got one of his inferiority episodes again."

"Ah."