Quasimodo went to Montfaucon to die. He didn't count on being saved by a simple peasant girl. And he certainly never expected to find a reason to live. Novel-based with a dash of Disney.

Admittedly I did want a break from my hectic life. But I wasn't planning on this. Now I was trapped in Middle Earth...with a MarySue. And let me tell you, I wasn't happy about it. Could it get any worse? Unfortunately, the answer always seems to be yes.

The night of that second dimension day, Perry gets a little surprise when something secret is revealed to him. A collection of one-shots that take place directly after the ATSD movie.

When Sherlock begins a rapid downward spiral, John is scared and uncertain. Fortunately, he receives help from an unexpected source. Prompt fill.

AU: "Dean will find me and we'll find the River. We'll find the River and she'll protects us, because the River flows into the sea and the sea melts into the sky and the sky goes on forever, and forever is where the River runs." Years later, Sam finally finds her.

Welcome to Night Vale. Every time Carlos thinks he's got the hang of Night Vale customs, a new one trips him up. Or, how Carlos found himself engaged to his radio host.

AU. Penny survives the death ray explosion, but Billy/Dr. Horrible is injured. Penny saves her friend, and stands up to the "hero" who almost killed him. Now Billy finds himself with a chance to make a new life for himself. It won't be like he planned it…but it could turn out to be better than he ever dreamed. A story of hope, redemption, and love.

[2016]. One year after Walter's mysterious disappearance Peter sets forth on a journey that bends the laws of time and space to find Walter and bring him home. However every action has consequences. Torn between love and fate Peter must choose: keeping family or finding his father. One leads to happiness and the other to a dystopian future that time has tried to forget. [Fringe S6]

As John settles into the Holmes family they all experience a few firsts and remember a few others. Sequel to 'No Intention' where John is Sherlock's son. Warnings for discussions about abuse and unusual childhoods. Watch out for chapter warnings.

Bruce knows the fear. He is used to it. How does he react to the one man that doesn't seem to fear him? Non-slash.

Carlos has never been one for interactive radio, but letting Cecil get brutally slaughtered by Station Management does seem a little unsporting. (Welcome to Night Vale, Cecil/Carlos)

Five times Spock wore something other than his uniform, and one time he was only too glad to put the uniform back on. Answer to an LJ writing prompt for non-uniform!clothes!love. Triumvirate gen!fic, highly likely to include fluff, angst, crack, and anything else you usually see from me. You have been warned. Last Chapter technically an AOS crossover, full warnings inside.

Set during The Hounds Of Baskerville- because, really, seeing a mine blow up a man isn't the best thing for an army doctor with a bit of PTSD, is it? - - - In which John has a flashback, Sherlock is not a doctor or a therapist, and Lestrade is a bit slow. One shot.

And one time he punched Mycroft instead. Gen and humor and angst and friendship, no slash.

Just a small snippet of something I found lurking in my computer (for once it's not something really dumb haha)

Or, How Everyone Found Out that Sherlock was Alive. Secrets don't keep long in London. Sherlock's trusted his secret with one Molly Hooper, but sometimes, secrets aren't meant to be kept. And once one person is told, the entire world must know. (No ships, rated T for language, Post-Reichenbach!)

- or why John didn't punch Sherlock this time. Reunion.

In which Sherlock becomes alarmed at the change Mary Morstan has made in John. With spoilers from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's book "The Sign of Four".

He knows they're not the right words, but he hopes that, after seven lifetimes, John will understand anyway.

AU – Mycroft Holmes leads the grim war on terror and Sherlock is his best secret agent: cold, calculating and ruthless. He is obsessed with destroying the militant terrorists hiding deep in the disused London Underground – until one momentous day when he meets a child soldier named John.

What if Sherlock had really died? And what if death…wasn't always final? (Cover image by *Sempaiko on deviantART)

This might change who you root for. Spoilers.

Sherlock suddenly expresses doubts about the future of his friendship with John. Spoilers for S3.

"What is that?" It took her a moment to figure out what he meant, she would blame the early hour but Sherlock would blame her lethargic mind. "It's called a jumper, Sherlock." (Femlock genderbend Joanna Watson at your service.)

All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.

Four melodramatic ways Sherlock dreamed of finally returning to London, and the one rather boring (but a Bit Good) way it actually happened. Gen, fiveshot, basic conjectural spoilers for speculative S3, with a dash of ACD canon.

Martin tried speed dating, but in reality he was being speed ignored. And it was all Douglas's fault. But then Martin bumped into someone... Started as a one-shot, but grew. Rated T for references, and some angst in later chapters. All/any reviews welcome... Set firmly between series 3 and 4.

"Sally had always said that someday, they'd be standing around a body and Sherlock Holmes would be the one who put it there. But now they were standing around his body and what it was doing to John Watson was more than she could bear." Unrelated to Reichenbach. No character death.

If you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow: Don't trap the Doctor, and don't cage the Wolf. Main setting for the WolfStorm-verse.

There's a new crewmember on the Enterprise with big plans in mind. Chapter 24 is up; Surprise. The epilogue is also up. Please note the rating is now T.

"After the Fall, John didn't venture outside 221B for exactly one week and five days." John comes up with a new strategy for dealing with Sherlock's... death. But how much is his imagination and how much is not remains to be seen. Rated T because I'm not sure exactly what Minor Coarse Language means.

After stumbling upon a young woman claiming to have the power to send people into the future, Sherlock Holmes finds himself unwillingly cast into the future with his dear friend Dr Watson, where he meets another Sherlock Holmes and his friend Dr. Watson

Roxanne is dreading the upcoming eulogy that she has to deliver at Metro Man's memorial service. A little unexpected help comes from the man who knew the hero best.

Sherlock arrives ill at a crime scene, and there are... complications. Lestrade makes a phone call, and Sally Donovan sees something wholly unexpected.

Sherlock Holmes was the ideal flatmate: he didn't keep up with films, and he was just narcissistic enough to believe that the paparazzi were for him, alone. Genfic.

A threat against their growing family forces TenII and Rose back to their original universe, ending up in Leadworth in 1988. Being forced to take the slow path and integrate themselves into the timeline will drastically change things for the Eleventh Doctor when he pops back into their lives. Doctor/Rose Rory/Amy Warning; does involve character death

How James Potter Learned to Love Telly, Built a TARDIS and Won Lily Evans. Exactly what it says on the tin. (James/Lily, Marauder-Era)

It's an unremarkable day at the Pie Hole until the unexpected arrival of a peculiar patron: A solitary Englishman who has come searching for Ned in the hopes of finding a miracle that can bring his best friend back to life. Pushing Daisies/Sherlock crossover.

The six weeks are up, and Watson leaves, but can Holmes handle not having her around? Comments welcome!

A series of one-shots exploring the things I like to believe are true about the world of BBC's Sherlock. Because we have no proof these things didn't happen. No slash. Chapter 7 up!

Bruce finds himself the subject of one of Tony's experiments. He also finds that he doesn't mind. Science bromance with brief appearances by the team and maternal!Pepper.

John is one the roof of St. Bart's alone when he sees something. Something weird. Something that he will eventually forget. Oneshot.

As the first teacup shatters at her feet while she's staring at a man supposed to be dead, she's rather glad she's used the awful tea set her mother-in-law gave her as a wedding present. Mrs. Hudson and Sherlock reunion, Post-Reichenbach.

Sherlock can't even catch a fever like a normal person. His symptoms appear too quickly, get worse too fast, and John, who's fighting a sore throat and the shivers himself, knows it will probably get worse, for both of them, before it gets better.

What present can a god give to the team that has everything? How about the gift of leaving Beowulf in the dust? Too bad Thor isn't much of a writer . . . Humor/Family. Some light Thor/Jane, hints of Bruce/Darcy. T for talk of violence and Thor's poetry. COMPLETE.

When Alice discovers who the right man is for her, she finds him slipping even further out of her reach. And when Hamish watches Alice disappear from his family's home, he begins stumbling upon Underland in the most unlikely of places. A friendship, a romance, and some shoes of importance. Alice/Tarrant romance. Alice/Hamish friendship.

Five times Bruce Banner surprised Darcy Lewis, and one time she returned the favor. A meet-cute for the gamma age: SHIELD files, three types of rabbi, bad take-out, hair dye, and near-death experiences with a twist. Fluff, friendship, character development. COMPLETE.

At the request of his fans, John starts a vlog about daily life at Baker Street and beyond. Rated T, mainly as a safety net.

In which Sherlock offends John, struggles to get back into his good graces, and experiments in the kitchen. Prompt fill, oneshot, no slash. Almost-crack.

Sherlock may be gone, but John still has his phone number, if nothing else. Series of 100-300 word drabbles. All friendship.

Insight into Hatter's thoughts on how and why he followed Alice through the looking glass and Alice dealing with being back in her world. Mostly romantic fluff, but with a slightly altered ending. Rated T to be safe.

Sherlock Holmes did not trust. He did not trust and he shouldn't have trusted and he was never wrong. But, most of all, Sherlock did not feel.

An introspection on why Sherlock would need to build a Mind Palace in the first place.

John is dreaming. Sherlock can't sleep. He discovers a solution for both.

Bruce would like to point out that him being the most Zen one out of the group is pretty freaking weird.

We've all seen the quirky, animated side of the Doctor. Now it's time to discover the other side of the Doctor. The rather surprising side.

Sometimes, it's what you hear but refuse to look at that makes all the difference. Post-Reichenbach, soon after the fall. A bit of drabble that's been in my head for a bit. Oneshot. As always, No Slash. Reviews are welcomed!

There is a Harry Potter costume party. Things get...complicated. Humor/friendship with a side of Sheldon/Penny. Pre-Amy. Multi-chap; complete.

When Sherlock and Donovan are abducted and Sherlock is grievously wounded, it is up to Donovan to get them both out. "First things first, Freak. You do not give me orders. You are going to do everything I tell you to," Sally said sharply, "because we are getting out of here." Can they both escape with their lives from the most dangerous gang in London?

Kid!lock. John and Sherlock met during a vacation in the States. On Sherlock's last day, promised to meet again. But, the years went by. The promise to meet again faded and naught was remembered than a summer in Nantucket. Until one day. "The name's Sherlock Holmes and the address is 221b Baker Street." They met again. For Share The Sherlock Love on deviantART.

Drabble series continuation of A Messy Business, continuing the original prompt involving overprotective!parental!Sherlock and cold-catching!wee!John. Warning for kidfic and ghastly amounts of fluff.

What if Eliot hadn't stopped working for Damien Moreau and what if because of this fact he was called on to be an assassin for consulting criminal Jim Moriarty? Crossover with the BBC's Sherlock; written for Leverageland's Heist 7 big bang challenge; MAJOR spoilers for Leverage Season 3 and end of Season 2 for Sherlock

John Watson, late of Her Majesty's Army and specifically a tour in Afghanistan, is drifting in London, alone and without purpose, until he meets two very remarkable people who will test his loyalty and change his life forever. Written for sherlockrebang, summer 2012. Triplicate crossover/AU with ACDcanon, DW, and Sherlock. Features Thirteen!Sherlock and Weeping Angels. Gen.

Neither John nor Sherlock are afraid of thunderstorms, but sometimes John is the one who has vivid fashbacks to his days of war, when those really bad storms occur. Thankfully, Sherlock seems to understand. Seems to.

He feels himself getting hotter as he watches Sherlock pace. Thankfully, Sherlock gets tired of pacing sooner rather than later. And he decides to take John out. NO SLASH, despite my suggestive summary and title. It includes ice cream and no romantic love, but a Sherlock with his walls slightly down and a John with a nice idea.

When Sherlock asked Molly to help him, she never thought she'd be given a more difficult task. Until what he asked for next. (Post-Reichenbach, Sherlock/Molly, John/Mary, Irene/Anthea, Moriarty/Moran)

Or 20 Random Things about having a Dragon and a Hobbit living together in Bag End as flatmates. Sherlock-Smaug and John-Bo story. CRACKFIC.

Sherlock has a bone to pick with a certain fanfiction author.

Loki falls from the Bifrost and is taken in by the X-Men when he lands.

Sherlock and John are somewhat enjoying their new found "Internet Fame", and John is especially flattered by the devotion the fans are showing them. However, when John and Sherlock come across some of their fans' "appreciation", they're less amused. "John...what in God's name is 'Johnlock?" "I'm almost afraid to know." John and Sherlock find the porn! Crack, and for laughs. Enjoy!

My usual fandom catch-all for drabbles, ficlets, and oneshots. Gen. Will contain anything from fluff to crack to h/c and heaven only knows what else. This: Sherlock returns, and while most people are angry with him, John is the first and only one to tell him he did the right thing.

Most people tend to assume that John Watson is unremarkable and ordinary. Except that he isn't, not really. Doctor Who crossover. Complete.

Since John Watson moved in with Sherlock, there have been meetings in a pub in London. Meetings of the 'Why Do We Put Up With Sherlock Anyway' Club. Part of "The Full House" ficverse. (Sherlock/Molly)

After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.

AU where Marie Kessler never made it to Portland. Nick and Monroe end up meeting in a slightly less dramatic fashion. Thanks to animallvr4eva for beta help. Warnings: Mentions of off-screen violence and death, actual violence, swearing, no slash.

A one-shot drabble full of fluffy, Rumbelle family goodness; very AU.

Post Reichenbach. Sherlock travels across Europe to take down Moriarty's remaining criminal organizations. Mycroft worries. A homeless man tumbles out of his wall.

A tale of bravery and boredom, love and the lack thereof, and a girl named Mary, with a spoonful of sugar thrown in to help it all go down - aka Mary Poppins pre-movie

Impala-class vessels aren't used for freight, so Simon has no idea how River's pod wound up loaded aboard this one. Sometimes it's like the 'verse has a mind of its own. Supernatural/Firefly fusion, Sam/River, Dean/Cas.

As the remaining members of the Fellowship move into their little house in Minas Tirith following the War of the Ring, Sam muses on his master's needs...and the lingering aftermath of the Quest. No sex, slash, or profanity. COMPLETE.

Carlton & Juliet have been partners and friends for five years. After a certain madman enters their lives, for a brief time, they become more. I have a soft spot for Carlton wanted to play a little "what if" for post eps 4.16 & 5.16.

AU, oneshot. Roxanne wakes up to find a strange creature systematically destroying her apartment. Metro Man is busy. Rated T for language.

Dark events from our past tend to cast long shadows on our present. What happens when one of Lawrence Fletcher's shadows finds him and his family after nearly seven years? Rated T

Ever wonder why Phin's personality changed so drastically between "Rollercoaster" and "Beach Party"? With some help from Ferb, he's ready to write the truth down... but it's hard to face. T for slight violence. NOT SLASH! R&R please! NOW COMPLETE.

-30 Themes- Short drabbles centered on one of the best PIXAR movies of all time. Sulley and Boo centric. Oneshot

Five times Penny almost discovered Dr. Horrible, and one time she did. Takes a different turn of events from the movie, but it's still in there. Somewhere. Ch 6: In which Penny...pft! Oh, come on. Like you don't already know what happens. ;P

John Watson, River Song, and River Tam at a carnival shooting booth. Who will win the stuffed bear?

10 Years have passed since a human child escaped into the Monster world and changed the way monsters think. When Sully and Mike find out that Boo is moving house, they are desperate to see her again. But will she remember them?

A wagon ride in the woods is interrupted by a strange man in a bowtie looking for his time machine. It was around here somewhere... Calvin & Hobbes crossover with Doctor Who.

Mary Gibbs still prefers Boo

"It's not your fault." As anyone in his field knew,the physical pain was easy. He longed for that pain. The emotional pain is what was hard.

She now had everything, everything she could ever imagine and more. It was a new chapter in her life. And yet, Alice Kingsley could not help but to feel as though something was still missing. AlicexHatter. Story recently moved due to new available section

Sam has special needs and is taken by Lucifer.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

When your humanity is taken from you... sometimes you have to take some strange steps to regain it.

Two teenagers brave the most terrifying of circumstances: trying to sleep in a creaky apartment after hours of playing Silent Hill. With luck, it may lead to brother-sister bonding time... Or bickering like two year olds. Bickering is good.

Strange things are happening at Grammy's house, and cousins Maddie and Ginny-Ann keep getting blamed! But... Who's really causing all the trouble? Is it just a figment of their fancies, or is the house infested with REAL stitchpunks? Done at last!

Sequel to "Beauty and the Geek and Beyond," though you needn't read that one first. Drama abounds for the Flynn-Fletchers, starting with the return of Candace and Phineas' biological father. Deserves the T rating. Chapter 13 now up.

Genie is a kind, optimistic, fun-loving magical being, though he spent thousands of years trapped inside a lamp and forced to grant the wishes of masters of various levels of morality before he finally met Aladdin. Others don't end up as nice after all that.

AU: What if the White Rabbit had kidnapped Alice's entire family that 23rd of March? Or, the zany adventures of Suit!Alice.

Happiness is about the simple things in life that can be found in a quiet café filled with the aroma of freshly baked pies. Oh, and coffee.

One wicked and clever pirate. One singular and brilliant detective. One hundred and fifty years apart. An impossible meeting? Perhaps just improbable... Crossover with Pirates of the Caribbean.

Hi! So this is just a little random oneshot, when Watson comes home from the store with groceries.

Sherlock helps John to come to terms with the ordeal of his kidnapping. A one-shot which follows directly after The Blind Banker. No slash.

When Doe is transported from Kansas to the magical land of Oz, she embarks on the adventure of her life. How will she get back home to her brother Kirk? And will she make new friends along the yellow brick road?

Post-TS2, Pre-TS3. Andy's afraid, and Woody wonders why. In the process he and the other toys discover something far more frightening than they could have ever imagined...

Spoilers For PANDORICA OPENS. The Doctor as he is locked in the Pandorica for all those years... DoctorXRose

Even something so beautiful can be considered a prison.

The story of how the Flynn and Fletcher families came to be, then came together. Backstory galore! Rated T to be safe. Complete!

Please excuse the title. When the new girl in town finds the world of suburbia to be a regular nightmare, she finds solace in the one person, on the one lonely hill, who knows just what it's like not to belong. EdwardxOC.

Hatter learns about love just when he needs it the most. Alice/Hatter, H/C. Fever. Sickness. Partly inspired by Adam Lambert's "Whatya Want from Me?" WARNING - I know how to use apostrophes, etc. Format screwed up, especially Pt 3. :/ Trying to fix.

Set in the Stanford years. After a rough solo hunt, a hurting Dean camps out on Sam's couch. Sam's roommate notices a few things about Dean that Sam finds hard to hear.

This is not the first time, and none of them were children's stories.

Hatter takes a little convincing to take the plunge and go after Alice. And if the convincing includes threats, insults, and a hostage, well. The ends justify the means, right? Charlie gives him a firm shove in the right direction. SyFy's Alice. One shot.

The first time around, it wasn't like this. Billy/Penny, time travel.

Sequel to THSOND. After the events of the fall, Notre Dame High is a changed place. Life seems pretty good. But the life of a high school student is never simple, least of all the lives of these particular students. Title borrowed from Trollope. FINISHED!

A modern retelling of the Disney, set in modern-day Quebec. Welcome to NDCHS, home of a tyrannical VP, a handful of rebellious Romani drama kids, a charming but befuddled football captain, and a new student unlike anything the school's ever seen. Edited!

AU, if Flotsam and Jetsam hadn't overturned the boat. Eric finds a letter to him in his wife's desk after her death. And it tells the fantastic story of a little mermaid...

After the downfall of the witch, Glitch is still Glitch. He may not be able to remember things consciously, but Glitch's sleep is disturbed with memories. One-shot. Rewritten as of February 2014.

There comes a time in every man's life when the only thing to do is to lie on the floor in the dark - listening to The Blues and discussing life, death, women and cats over a bottle of Bourbon. D & G friendship.

Doc and Marty finally get around to meeting each other. Set in the beginning's 1982, Wimp George.