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monsters have to be understood before they can be stopped, and someone has taken an interest in eren yaeger's particular monster complex. heavy on the hurt, not much comfort. a/n: I may expand this into a multi-chapter plotted fic and bring in Mikasa and Armin if this piece is well received. Trigger warning: intense violence/torture/blood.

In 2009, Castiel watches the Apocalypse end disastrously and makes a decision. In 1984, John Winchester suddenly finds himself with another little boy on his hands, one with dark, messy hair and sad blue eyes who won't leave John and his sons alone. AU.

Give me wings to make me clean. Give me wings with which to drown myself. Verity is an abomination, born in the filth of the fallen angels, called 'unholy, unclean, filth, nephilim.' Until the day she is given the permanence of wings in a grungy shop that specializes in inking up the fallen and the damned- specialists in turning halos into nooses.

All it takes is a small push for Melody's entire world to fall apart. Luckily, there's a certain metacrisis duplicate around to give a helping hand. -zeppelin universe-

The Doctor isn't sure if his new life is the most domestic thing he's ever seen or the least domestic adventure he's ever been on. All he knows is that he can't wait. A series of one-shots featuring the lives of TenToo and Rose Tyler.

As punishment for crimes against Midgard, Loki is bound to bracelets that force him to become obedient: much to his disgust. Whoever holds the Stone of Command, holds the free will of the Asgardian. However, when the Avengers are involved things are never easy. Not to mention when an enemy makes use of such information. No Slash, Rated T to be safe.

Poem fic. Sam and Dean disappear. Castiel is left behind. Warning: Character Death and mentions of suicide.

Thud. Thud. Thud... It's driving him mad. As if he weren't mad enough already. Post-SingAlongBlog. Billy laments. Rated for dark themes. Oneshot.

Jane Foster suspects why she has been relocated. But then another version of herself appears, warning her that the seams of space-time will rip apart if she does not complete this task: save Loki from the Avengers, with only a violet stone to guide her.

Want to hear a secret? Those Weasley girls are flawed. \ The Next Gen Weasley girls \ Freeverse

An enraged Loki is returned to Asgard for his punishment. He suffers yet again at the hands of his family, but do they really want to cause him pain or are they trying to retrieve the man they once knew?

He never lets go of her hand. -zeppelin universe-

He visits her once a year, every year. One day he might even forgive her.

Set after the Avengers, Loki pays for his crimes. Thor is the only one who stands by him and the only one who says goodbye. Warning: Character Death

The bombing of Heaven. One-shot. RudyXLiesel. Just my own sweet, sad take on the night Himmel Street was bombed. Feedback Welcomed. Updated 25/10/13.

"They're all gone. I'm the only one left"

When it turns out that they'd both gotten one another absolutely nothing for Christmas, River laughs till she cries.

Rory Williams has never given up on Amy Pond. He'll never leave her and he'll always forgive her even if she hurts him. He seems blissfully innocent. But what if there was something dark behind the faithfulness of the Last Centurion? Angsty, oneshot.

He always feels as though he's forgetting something very importent.

The Doctor is captured, and thinks that no one is coming back for him, and he's left to his thoughts. Sorry, first fanfic, so never really done a summary before. T because I'm paranoid.

Because the Doctor has such old hands.

Spoilers are all too easy to come by these days. -River&Doctor, Drabble-

And the moment strings out between them, thin and fine, a sure thing against the inevitable besiegement of the world.

Steven Moffat, in Production Notes: Asgard was No. 10.

After Thor disappears into the sky, Jane returns to the lab to find a tall, dark stranger waiting for her. And he stays just long enough to mark her life forever.

In which Rassilon encounters an extremely thorough builder while constructing the Citadel. Complete and unabashed silliness.

The bowtied man smiled, a smile so different but so familiar, and Wilfred's jaw dropped realization came. "Doctor?" His voice shook a bit. The grin grew wider. "Hello, Wilf."

"I'm… sorry…" He moaned for the billionth time – an inaudible whisper. His throat had been torn to the point of uselessness by his own terrible screams. - A re-telling of the Year that Never Was in which the Doctor is never aged. Doctor-whump, NON-slash.

Twenty-four-year-old Ferb is trapped on an island set for self-destruct. His brother, Phineas, is flying over that same island, on his way to an inventors' conference. Doof is being attacked by newts. And Fate thinks everyone has been apart far too long.

Part 1 of 3. "You act like I was created to love you. I wasn't." How is she supposed to help him when he doesn't want her around? Unrequited Rose/TenII.

A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.

Oh, who is he kidding? The Doctor knows who this man is.

After Donna's wedding, Wilfred thought he would never see The Doctor again. Christmas fluff. Oneshot.

The Doctor can think of a million and a half things he'd rather do than go to Lake Silencio, Utah. So he does the simplest thing on the list: help Rose Tyler with her homework. One-shot drabble.

Rory Williams misses his daughter too.

It was a lie, or a product of simple ignorance. There had never been a human-Time Lord meta crisis, so how where they supposed to know of the outcome? Because humans age. And that's the opposite of what he was doing.

"Bowties are cool. Very cool. I am the King of Cool-no, rubbish title. King of Cats? Cats? No, that wouldn't work."

Oh. It all makes sense now.

who the heck is Phineas's dad? does it ever mention him? show him? no. no it doesnt. i am here to settle these doubts.

Isabella sits crying in her living room, listening to the message that Phineas had left from the previous day, the day he asked her to the dance. But what would have been the best day of her life quickly turns into the exact opposite. Oneshot

I guess one of the reasons for my obsession, is that it's pretty much my fault. "You can do anything, Phineas." T for possible character death.

All Loki wants is revenge-the Cube may be his key. But when he hides his identity to get info from Jane Foster, something inside him shifts. And when the Cube is stolen, Loki must choose between vengeance, and the woman he fears he can never have.

Crackfic. Written a year ago for an English assignment. The assignment was to re-write Beowulf in a modern setting... I decided to go the extra mile and butcher it completely.

Perry reveals one of his best-kept secrets and explains how it led to the worst day of his life. Only rated T for a slightly graphic injury; no strong language or other age-inappropriate material.

The Doctor has his ways of figuring out if Rose ate his donuts or not.

One little girl still has hope, even when all hope is lost. Very short one-shot.

A wagon ride in the woods is interrupted by a strange man in a bowtie looking for his time machine. It was around here somewhere... Calvin & Hobbes crossover with Doctor Who.

Because everything changed when Phineas and Ferb moved away Oneshot

Sigyn wants all the stories. A screw destiny take on the binding of Loki and the coming of Ragnarok.

When Astrid had come looking for him earlier that day, Hiccup definitely had no idea he was going to end up on the beach...One-shot.

Even the most innocent travels can go awry, and when the Doctor can't regenerate, the danger is far worse. A One-shot adventure of 10.5 and Rose in their new TARDIS.

It was burning. Everything he had worked for was going up in flames...

What if the woman you love couldn't know you existed, or the world would end? A very different approach to Unknown Guy's cryptic appearance. T for mentioned character death.

Sam learned in hell how to tell not-Dean from real-Dean. Rated for references to torture and other nasty things.

Happens after the movie. Hiccup has to deal with a lot of changes, including new footprints. Rated T just for safety, but K should be suitable too. HiccupxToothless friendship HiccupxAstrid. And I suck at summaries. Now finally complete!

Dr. Horrible attends Penny's funeral. One-Shot.

Crossover: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh. In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.

56 seals down, 10 left to open. It's 2009 and Lucifer's standing on the welcome mat. At the eve of the final battle in a losing war, the Winchesters make their last goodbyes, and at this end of days, Dean is finally learning to let Sam go.

He’s like fire and ice and rage. He’s like the night and the day, and the storm, and the heart of the sun. And...he's wonderful. Yes, there is a Doctor in our world who is not trapped in fiction. He's real. I've seen Him. I know Him. I love Him. Do you?

It's a routine mission for Perry one day when Doofenshmirtz asks him a question that changes everything.... No, this is NOT PerryxDoofenshmirtz! I repeat, NOT PerryxDoofenshmirtz!Oneshot.

When Sam and Dean re-visit their dad's storage container, Sam makes an unexpected discovery. Set early season 3.

Post-Doomsday, Jackie tries to cheer up a moping Rose.

He was terrified. This wasn't what I'd signed up for. Outsider POV.

The betrayal wouldn't hurt so much without the love.

‘Think what you’ll become,’ They say. ‘Don’t give up; think of what you’ll become.Think of the future, think of what you’ll become,’ They say, every single day. COMPLETE

He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...

To: You. From: Aslan. He wants to tell you something. [Dedicated to every Narniac who's ever knocked on the back of their closet.]