Name:Emma

Age:For me to know and you to find out...NEVER!(14)

Bio: I was born in N.I. and I love; The Vampire Diaries and Harry Potter and PJO. I am a friendly person and can't help it and not be sarcastic about many, many things, I also am like not smart but i'm not stupid and I take everything siriusly. I also admit I have a strange, twisted mind, I am hyper for no reason. If my typing/ words aren't up to your standards, then PM me. And if you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all!

Stories: As you may notice when you look at my stories, they say '*Name* :ON HOLD' the reason for that is because I'm trying to finish up on the stories and also deciding if I should quit writing or not. I will still be on FF, but I will just be favouriting stories etc. I just wont be adding to my stories. And once I have decided there is a poll asking if I should stop writing altogether, keep writing some of my stories and put the rest up for adoption or keep writing.Thankyou for reading this.

Emma Stylinson

Taken Single Starship Ranger

Some random things I like/love:

ELEANOR JANE CALDER

DANIELLE CLAIRE PEAZER

PERRIE EDWARDS

JADE THRIWALL

JESY NELSON

LEIGH-ANNE PINNCOK

NIGEL HORAN

HAROLD STYLES

LEWIS AUSTIN

WAYNE MALK

IAN PAYNE

Harry Potter

One Direction(Louis is my swag masta from Doncasta, Niall is my wee Irish Mofo, Harry is the flirt, Zayn is vain and Liam is my innocent little puppy called Daddy Direction)

Morganville Series

Vampire Diaries (Season 4 whippeee!)

TWITTAH

Chocolate

People

My epicly awesome mind...yh

Slytherins

Cheyenne Doyle. The Woman in my life (JK)

PJO

The Big Bang Theory

The Simpsons

Music:

ONE DIRECTION (You read that in Niall's X-Factor dude's voice impression)

All Time Low

Tom Felton

We Are The In Crowd

Edward Sheeran

Little Mix (PERRIE IS MY CREATURE! JADE IS MY FEMININE LOUIS. JESY IS A LA BEAST! and Leigh-Anne is legit.)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch. (I have a lot of friends but I don't consider myself or anyone 'popular' . . . just nice, rude, or weird . . . )
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (... no comment)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends. (... I don't want my friends pity or sympathy)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (... -_-)
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.

I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
Im a girl and I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
Im a girl and I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
I act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm not the MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. (sometimes)
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

The main thing you don't do in the wizardering world is;

When you see the Death Eaters sign over Hogsmeade don't point and shout "To the Batmobile!"

If you see a man that looks like Professor Dumbledore don't ask "Oi! Dumbledore why ye not at 'ogwarts? lost ye way to Hogsmeade?" in Hagrids voice.

Put this on your page
if you love to laugh!

Favourite Saying(s):

Quotes:

I like him he's nice.' And scary' Like Santa Claus!'

A stranger stabs you in the front: a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart; but best friends only poke each other with straws.

People laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at them because they're all the same

Even the freaks need love

Remember that our time on Earth is very short, therefore we must cherish each and every moment we've got. Never ever regret something that once made you smile, and remember that life isn't measured by the amount of breaths you take, but by the amount of moments that take your breath away.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the best defence

I didn't say it was your fault, I just said that I'm going to blame you

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I LOL'ed! (shhhh! I started it. lol)

Harry Potter Quotetaions

I'm half 'n' half. Me dads a muggle. Me mam's a witch. Nasty shock when he found out though Seamus

It's Wingdium LeviOsa not Wingdium LevioSAHermione

Your scary some times. Yah know that? Brilliant! but Scary!Ron

Oh move over! Alomoraha!Hermione

Wait till my father hears about this! You and your bloody chicken!Draco

Woahhhhhh!Ron (DH: Part 2)

Hey Losers he isn't here! Neville Longbottom (DH: Part 1 !)

Not my daughter you bitch!(I salute you Molly!) Molly Weasley (DH: Part 2!)

OH NO YOU DON'T, LADDIE!"
Harry spun around. Professor Moody was limping down the marble staircase. His wand was out and it was pointing right at a pure white ferret.
"I want to fix that in my memory forever," said Ron, his closed and an uplifted expression on his face. "Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..." the Goblet of FIRE!

Dudley: "Mark Evans cheeked me."
Harry: "Yeah? Did he say you look like a pig that's been taught to walk on its hind legs? 'Cause that's not cheek, Dud, that's true." Order of Phoenix

"Excellent." said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. "We've got about a minute, I think. We should get out into the garden so we're ready. Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry -"
"They won't," said Harry.
"That you're safe -"
"That'll just depress them."
"- and you'll see them next summer."
"Do I have to?" Order of Phoenix

"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor."Half Blood Prince

"Ron, you know full well Harry and I were brought up by Muggles!” said Hermione. “We didn’t hear stories like that when we were little, we heard ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ and ‘Cinderella’—“
“What’s that, an illness?” asked Ron. Deathly Hallows.

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." -The Maurader's Map-HP-PoA

"Aaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born."-Ron-HP

"So your gonna die, but your gonna be really happy about it- HP and the POA Harry to Ron in Divination.

"So, people, let's try to calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a Basilisk, listeners. One simple test: check whether the thing thats glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do." -Fred Weasly- Deathly Hallows

"Okay. I'll help you fight. What do you think we're up against? Bears, Coyotes..."
"My Brother." Night world Vol 1, book 2 The Daughters of Darkness

you dont love somebody because of their looks or their clothes or their cars. you love them because they sing a song that nobody but you can understand- Night World-the Secret Vampire-Poppy North

"Even when we're apart, we'll be looking at the same sky!- ash to Mary Lynnette vol 1 Daughters of Darkness

"Katherine," he said. He was still smiling.
"Yes." She leaned closer.
"Katherine..."
"Yes, Damon?"
"Go to hell." Damon and Katherine, Vampire Diaires- The Fury and the Reunion

"You're talking!"
"I know I am."
"And making sense!"
"Thank you kindly."
"And in sentences!"
"I've noticed." - Stefan and Elena- Vampire diaries, Nightfall

"Mary-Lynnette: "You have not read 'Pride and Prejudice'."
Ash: "Why not?"
Mary-Lynnette: "Because Jane Austen was a human."
Ash: "How do you know?"
Mary-Lynnette: "Well Jane Austen was a woman, and you're a chauvinist pig."
Ash: "Yes, well, that I can't argue." Ash and Mary Lynnette Vol 1 Daughters of Darkness

"Damon-"If they're not vampires, what the hell are they?!"
Stefan-"Ninja turtles?"Vampire Diaires...

Harry Potter Oath _

I will remember Harry everytime I see a man/ boy with black hair and green eyes wearing round glasses

I will remember Hermione everytime I seen a book that catches my eye

I will remember Ron everytime I see and ginger stuffing his face

I will remember George and Fred everytime I see a pair of ginger haired twins pranking someone.

Top 10 Harry Potterer's:

1.Fred/George(Who can't pick between them!)

2.Hermione

3.Draco(I have seen his good side!)

4.Harry ((Duh))

5.Bellatrix(Unanswerable)

6.Severous Snape(catchy tune)

7.Ron

8.Ginny

9.Blaise

10.Tonks(her hair)

READ.REVIEW.FAVORITE.ϟ

I SHIP:

ϟ.DRAMIONE (Harry Potter) - Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger

ϟ.SCOROSE(Harry Potter) - Scorpius Malfoy/Rose Weasley

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laughs when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. (i find myself a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy and paste this on your profile.

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Me In Hogwarts _

Your Result

Your Lover: Draco Malfoy

Your Best friend: Pansy Parkinson

Your Hero: Voldemort

House: Slytherin

Status: Pure-Blood

Draco Malfoy: Loves your spunk and charisma. You've dated since the two of you were sixth years.

Pansy Parkinson: Is your best friend, but secretly doesnt like you because you're dating Draco. But she wants to be you friend because you were loved by the Slytherins.

Harry Potter: Had a secret crush on you, until he found out you were dating Draco. You loved to mock Harry.

Ronald Weasley: Despises you as much as he despises Draco because you picked on him about his family.

Hermione Granger: Wanted you to stay away from her friends. She had hated you, ever since you called her a Mudblood.

Ginny Weasley: Thinks you're evil.

Fred and George Weasley: Loves to play pranks on you.

Cho Chang: Thinks you seem nice, but doesn't bother to get to know you.

Cedric Diggory: Sees you around the Great Hall. Other than that, he doesn't know you.

Lavender Brown: Hates you.

Luna Lovegood: Thinks you're crude and should leave the Gryffindor house alone.

Oliver Wood: Doesn't care for you.

Top 15 Hogwart's Rules:

1. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".
2. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
3. I will not ask Lupin if it his time of the month.
4. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
5. I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.
6. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is
7. I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.
8 .I will not ask Ginny how to properly strangle a chicken.
9. Professor Flitwick's first name in not Yoda.
10. I will not refer to the hippogriff as "Horseybird".
11. Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that.
12. Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums".
13. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
14. There is no bring a muggle to school day.
15. The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

The Epic Bunneh

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1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Emma

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Emmizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Green Turdle

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Adeline Clanbrassil

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Watemwy

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Silver Fanta

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Mtadmre

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Elizabeth

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Jack

Random Shizzz

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If the doctor is Carlisle, screw the apple

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

You say physco like it's a bad thing...

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

Cute but psycho - things even out.

Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight.

I am not weird... just plotting.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I don't obsess! I think intensely!

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you.

One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

Love your enemies. It pisses them off.

If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.

When everything's coming your way, you're on the wrong side of the road.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling?

I ran with scissors - and lived!

Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!

The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

If you can't beat them, join them
If you can't join them, sue them,
then rub it in their faces.

When life gives you lemons, make Grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged? Am I the only sane person?

Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone.

The past is just the future with the lights on.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

"Secret Admirers" are just stalkers with stationary.

Sarcasm is your mind's natural defense against stupidity.

Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
Suicide is our way of saying "You can't fire me! I quit!"

Some MORE Random Shizz

95 of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are in the 5 that would sit there eating popcorn and yelling "DO A FLIP!!"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If the doctor is Carlisle, screw the apple

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

You say physco like it's a bad thing...

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

Cute but psycho - things even out.

Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight.

I am not weird... just plotting.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain.

Love is like water, it flows natural, sometimes it's calm, and sometimes it's rough, you just need to let it happen and let yourself go with it.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.

A friend is a person who dances with you in the sunshine and walks with you in the shade.

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you love rain copy and paste this in to your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light?'

"I'm not afraid of death i'm afraid of something much worse... my mother."

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or show so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

You have been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you would but you're not allowed too, live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Twilight books, copy and paste this into your profile I would love to live in a book store! I love reading!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you are in the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever had a really and I mean really obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

SVAGD Sparkly Vampires Are Gay Disorder

DSISS Damon Salvatore Is Sexy Syndrome

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .
e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants, don't you?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Have you ever been captured by evil squirrels and taken to their secret squirrel hideout, but rescued by your vampire love, who ran around with a machine gun shouting die squirrels, die?

I will kill you in your sleep. . . . You laugh like I'm kidding.

I am a Fruit Loop in a world full of Cheerios.

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

There's this thing called life, and I'm addicted to it. Sorry, but I'm not taking a bullet for you kids.

There once was a bear& a rabbit that hated each other. One day they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the U.S. and all the rest were female." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go w/ that helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.
Then It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

Isn't having a smoking section in a resturant like having a peeing section in the pool?

You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the best and tallest person in the MBA is Chinese, The Swiss hold America's cup, France is accusing US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Americans: THATS NOT FUNNY! We're suing! (this is just so true.)

Sleeping pills: I remember taking some, I just don't remember how many...

Join the army. Visit exotic places. Meet strange people. Then kill them.

I live in my own little world, but it's okay. They know me there.

Everyday, I beat my previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

Middle age is when you buy the cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

ever notice that in star wars when darth vader tells luke he is his father, he cuts off lukes hand? i think that is pretty cool, then he gets a new hand! i so wanted to cut my hand off after watching it!

When in doubt, make up words!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

WORLD DOMINATION MWAHAHAHAHA!!:

if you die on an elevator make sure you push the up button.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

If you hate racism repost this

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

News from the file marked "DUH"

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

Smile- its the end of the world(:

I'm going to smile...and make you think I'm happy...I'm going to laugh...so you don't see me cry...and even if it kills...I'm going to smile.

The girl who seemed unbreakable, broke. The girl who seemed so strong, shattered. The girl who always laughed, cried. The girl who never stopped trying, gave up.

Behind my smile is a hurting heart. Behind my laugh, I'm falling apart. Look closely at me and you will see, the girl I am...isn't me.

There is only one rain cloud in the sky...and it's raining on me. Somehow I'm not surprised.

You don't understand me and you never will. So don't start that shit 'bout knowing how I feel.

Do you ever just get that feeling where you don't want to talk to anybody? You don't want to smile and you don't want to fake being happy but at the same time you don't know exactly what is wrong either?

A strong girl keeps her stuff in line-and with tears running she still manages to spit the simple words "I'm fine."

If you are really depressed do something about it anything is better than torturing yourself and the people around you that care.

Smile it makes them think your happy

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."

The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."

"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."

A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

If at first you don't succeed, try walking around the brick wall.

"I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes."

"I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..."

"You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor."

"Behind every bitch is a guy who made her that way."

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."

"Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?"

Clothes:

OMG! OMG! You're Harry Potter!

Alyssa's PJ's-http:///cgi/profile?id=2592558&.msg=BQcCAAAAAQQDAAAABAoeWW91ciBwcm9maWxlIGhhcyBiZWVuIHVwZGF0ZWQhAAAAB2NvbnRlbnQKBDUwMDAAAAAIZHVyYXRpb24KA21zZwAAAAR0eXBlCIEAAAAJZmFkZV9hd2F5

I'm not Hermione! I'm Kat!

Hermione- http:///imgres?q=brownhairlupelupuseyesandtannedgirl&hl=en&sa=X&gbv=2&nfpr=1&tbm=isch&tbnid=hsPK1KSbDqPnLM:&imgrefurl=http:///2011/04/hair-color-emo.html&docid=acN4Bpmrjb4E0M&w=318&h=400&ei=eBMvTrSNFY2BhQejl81N&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=570&vpy=62&dur=1766&hovh=252&hovw=200&tx=115&ty=153&page=5&tbnh=148&tbnw=109&start=63&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:63&biw=1024&bih=596

Vampire Diaries Oath

I promise to remember Bonnie when I think of Witches
I promise to remember Damon when I see a leather jacket
I promise to remember Stefan when someone shows they truly care
I promise to remember Elena when I see a girl who looks like an angel, whose pretty and fair.
I promise to remember Meredith when someone is calm in the crowd
I promise to remember Caroline when I lose a dear friend of mine, especially one who is proud.
I promise to remember Matt when I see someone who doesn’t give up
I promise to remember Katherine, Shinichi, Misao and the Malach when I meet someone who is pure evil and sadistic, and radiating bad luck.
I promise to remember the Dark Dimension when I hear of nightmare filled places
Yes, I promise to remember the Vampire Diaries
Whatever book I may read, or place I may see
So all know of my love for Bamon..
And all know that Vampire Diaries is the best for me!

Akward moments:

The Akward moment when Voldemort hugs you

The Akward moment when you are told your dad is Severus Snape

HP Test

Favorites

Weasley? Fred, George, Ron and Ginny

Character, Overall? Hermione

Female Character? Hermione

Male Charcter? Draco

Group Of Characters? The Golden Trio

Adult? Tonks

Professor? Hagrid!!!!!

Ship? Dramione

Non-Canon Ship? DracoPansy XP

Spell? Accio

Sweet? Bertie Botts every flavour beans

Place? 12 Grimwald place/Hogwarts

Weasley Twin? Fred...George...BOTH!

Product? a Wand

Shop? Honeydukes and Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione? They Chemisty they have is a-mas-ing!

Harry/Hermione?Nahh

Harry/Ginny? Yes! they are totally made for each other! (I really like Albus Severous(He's a hot cutie!)

Harry/Luna?I like it. They can make a good match. but I prefer Ginny

Harry/Pansy?Hate her!!! Wouldn't work!

Ron/Lavender? Never!

Ron/Luna?Too Wrong

Ron/Pansy?NO!

Ron/Fleur?No

Hermione/Draco? Best thing ever!!!!

Hermione/Fred Definitely!

James/Lily?YES!!! If they weren't we wouldn't have Harry!

Lily/Snape? NO! they're better of as friends! l

Lily/Sirius? No. I can't see it!

Lily/Lupin?Nahh!

Tonks/Lupin? Hella Yeah!

Draco/Pansy?NEVER!

Fred/Angelina?No

Harry/Cho?No

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?Both

Hermione or Ginny?Both

Neville or Seamus? Both

Snape or Slughorn?Snape

Fred Or George?Fred

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?Ron/Hermione

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?Harry/Hermione

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?Ron/Hermione

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?Hermione/Harry

Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione? Ron/Hermione

Butter Beer or Fire Whiskey?Butter beer

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes?Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?The Three Broomsticks

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?James/Lily

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?Hogwarts,

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?Both

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?I’ll go with Malfoy Manor

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?Beartie Bott's.

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?NEITHER!

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? OMM! Neither!

Griffindor or Ravenclaw? Griffindor

Reasons Harry Potter is awesome:

1) Harry Potter.

2) Ron Weasley, the best friend one could have.

3) Hermione – SOMEONE needs to be a know-it-all…

4) Draco Malfoy, bloody sexy badboy…

5) Sirius Black: Escaped Azkaban, made it all the way to Harry evading - Dementors along the way, overpowered the ministry… and killed by fabric, how very anti-climactic.

6) Remus Lupin: You just gotta love him.

7) Hagrid: The world’s biggest teddybear.

8) Broomsticks are cool.

9) The Tri-Wizard tournament – ‘nuf said.

10) The Weasley twins, ‘nuf said.

11) Filch – the crazy catman!

12) Snape: He’s super sulky, super sarcastic and gives massages for free at Hogwarts.

13) Hogwarts castle – ‘nuf said.

14) Voldemort: Admit it, he’s totally awesome, even if he’s badguy.

15) Neville Longbottom: Just gotta love him…

16) Luna Lovegood: The sane one...

17) Ginny: Because Harry needed a fanhirl.

18) Colin Creevey: Harry needed a fanboy too.

19) Dumbledore: He’s a bearded lady.

20) McGonagall, she’s the cliché witch.

21) Blaise: Fire! Fire! Oh, it’s just a boy… my bad…

22) Broomsticks are cool.

23) Quidditch.

24) Gringotts.

Hogwarts:

“Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus” means, “Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon.”

Percy Jackson Quiz thing:

ZEUS

You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You have multiple exes. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobiac

6/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobiac

5/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing poems. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked. You write in diary/journal. You feel most active at night.

6/10

DEMETER

You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb.You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

3/10

ARES

You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take anything from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something.

5/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

2/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight As in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

6/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot targets. You like silver.You like the moon better than the sun. Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals. You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

4/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire.

2/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

3/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself ’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

4/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad.

1/10

I'm a Zeus, Hades and Apollo

My REAL Family

Claire: http:///imgres?q=longfeatheredhairstyleswithbangs&hl=en&gbv=2&biw=1024&bih=571&tbm=isch&tbnid=W-PFDp-fNNg0qM:&imgrefurl=http:///Layered-hairstyles.html&docid=UdCyQYDagKji4M&w=193&h=278&ei=cXaMTsCMEJGt8QOnvtTRBg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=185&vpy=229&dur=2172&hovh=222&hovw=154&tx=87&ty=185&page=1&tbnh=111&tbnw=77&start=0&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:17,s:0

Morrell Mansion: http:///search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1024&bih=571&q=prettymansion&gbv=2&oq=prettymansion&aq=f&aqi=&aql=1&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=4797l10953l0l11578l14l13l0l0l0l0l312l1249l2-4.1l5l0#hl=en&gbv=2&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=cullenmansion&oq=cullenmansion&aq=f&aqi=g-S1&aql=1&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=13610l13610l0l14188l1l1l0l0l0l0l219l219l2-1l1l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&fp=67036b350d1beb67&biw=1024&bih=571

Claire(Chapter 2): http:///my_real_family_chap_claire/set?id=38256167

Monica: http:///imgres?q=darkhairedyoungactresses&hl=en&gbv=2&biw=1024&bih=571&tbm=isch&tbnid=rYFJrcdhVg10QM:&imgrefurl=http:///hunger-games-movie-casting-couch&docid=U-28WBAn8TEPoM&imgurl=http:///wp-content/uploads/2010/06/malesejow1.jpg&w=250&h=180&ei=0U6cTqnHNMGX8QP7oKndBQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=782&sig=112072992721918189135&page=2&tbnh=144&tbnw=200&start=18&ndsp=10&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:18&tx=136&ty=68

Monica(Clothes): http:///cgi/set?id=38332809

Richard: http:///imgresq=maleblondeshaghair&hl=en&gbv=2&biw=1024&bih=571&tbm=isch&tbnid=dShHRQp3hRC8CM:&imgrefurl=http:///2010/03/ryan-hansen-layered-new-mens-hairstyle-2010/&docid=NT1VzykhKzdj5M&imgurl=http:///wp-content/uploads/2010/03/RyanHansenHairstyle.jpg&w=266&h=399&ei=P1KcTv-QLIOr8QPA0am-BQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=98&vpy=85&dur=4094&hovh=275&hovw=183&tx=38&ty=121&sig=112072992721918189135&page=3&tbnh=165&tbnw=102&start=31&ndsp=11&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:31

Mayor Morrell: http:///imgres?q=darkbrownhairedmalecelebrities&hl=en&gbv=2&biw=1024&bih=571&tbm=isch&tbnid=VV7ZmThQlnwj6M:&imgrefurl=http:///celebrities/overview/search-16ff-6239-63e7-7fb2a1f3f3d5&docid=OAE2m-Qq4FYL5M&imgurl=http:///getimage_1605519b-16ff-6239-63e7-7fb2a1f3f3d5_2&w=306&h=306&ei=l1acTuSnAsGj8QOv3Nm6BQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=601&vpy=171&dur=1875&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=130&ty=163&sig=112072992721918189135&page=10&tbnh=161&tbnw=143&start=104&ndsp=10&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:104

Sarah Morrell: http:///imgres?q=camerondiaz&hl=en&gbv=2&biw=1024&bih=571&tbm=isch&tbnid=5ZNRQqFudPJgTM:&imgrefurl=http:///2011/06/cameron-diaz.html&docid=tSR3kKUSVtAwdM&imgurl=http:///-XTi5ywUiGlw/Tgf3Ol4KG2I/AAAAAAAAA40/3bxqZQPgzCo/s1600/Cameron.jpg&w=400&h=500&ei=dlycTtu-A4au8QO3u_zsBQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=592&vpy=169&dur=1125&hovh=251&hovw=201&tx=162&ty=136&sig=112072992721918189135&page=1&tbnh=162&tbnw=152&start=0&ndsp=10&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0

The Newest Hybrids

Bella's Blood Red Harley Davidson: http:///imgres?q=bloodredharleydavidson&hl=en&biw=1024&bih=571&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=plVTSkuxTDDznM:&imgrefurl=http:///77461&docid=3HvITGjDsCLN1M&imgurl=http:///image.php_id&w=400&h=300&ei=9Om_ToL3MZO28QPalLmIBA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=533&vpy=192&dur=3719&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=77&ty=104&sig=100170865232549520875&page=2&tbnh=152&tbnw=203&start=16&ndsp=8&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:16

Bella look 1: http:///newest_hybrid_look/set?id=39408120

Bella Look 2: http:///new_hybrids_look/set?id=39409180 (PM me which one is better)

In Forks

Bella: http:///imgres?q=greeneyedcaramelcolouredteenagegirl&hl=en&biw=1024&bih=571&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=0HEiGW0LAmCcAM:&imgrefurl=http:///2011_06_01_archive.html&docid=-rnqlr07oqgOvM&imgurl=http:///-sm-yIYQw6qI/Tft5DOCiFII/AAAAAAAAAP4/DelSr8s0yGE/s320/amichelletrachtenbergpic.png&w=219&h=320&ei=3b_HTrSBH8eX8QOn_Ils&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=312&sig=100170865232549520875&page=8&tbnh=167&tbnw=118&start=71&ndsp=10&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:71&tx=42&ty=130

Bella's 1st day at skool: http:///bellas_first_day_at_school-in/set?id=39461350

Bella's black and orange ferrari: http:///hamann-ferrari-f430-black-miracle-2007/hamann-ferrari-f430-black-miracle-2007-pictures-04/

Bella Chapter 2 (The Meeting): http:///in_forks_chapter/set?id=39651287

Getting Back on the Tracks

Bella: http:///bella_chapter/set?id=40298015

I'm the Riddle of the Slytherins

Bella: http:///chapter_bella/set?id=40896976

Going Back Home

Bella (just picture the blonde as bleach blonde and the piercings):http:///imgres?q=blackandbleachblondehair&hl=en&gbv=2&biw=1349&bih=556&tbm=isch&tbnid=Rdin8KdK4R2lfM:&imgrefurl=http:///2011/03/blonde-and-black-hair-color-ideas.html&docid=-b-RfVDY21niQM&imgurl=http:///wp-content/uploads/2010/12/black-blone-hair.jpg&w=408&h=700&ei=IPz8Tu7yNIbe8QP1zJShAQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=840&vpy=128&dur=126&hovh=294&hovw=171&tx=79&ty=237&sig=102895569632166118080&page=1&tbnh=117&tbnw=68&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:0

The Hair style Bella gets:http:///imgres?q=blackandbleachblondehair&hl=en&gbv=2&biw=1349&bih=556&tbm=isch&tbnid=iktT3Zrweds7vM:&imgrefurl=http:///search/Bleach&docid=0wVBOrhSUuB5jM&imgurl=http:///e76bcdbfe23f48ad96be200bfc5f04fc_mediumver.jpg&w=550&h=412&ei=sP38ToyhOsuX8gO0yZDICA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=268&vpy=229&dur=886&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=155&ty=213&sig=102895569632166118080&page=1&tbnh=121&tbnw=164&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:0

Bella's 'Daddy's Little Girl' Tattoo:http:///imgres?q=inlovingmemorytattoos&hl=en&gbv=2&biw=1236&bih=508&tbm=isch&tbnid=-0Lrq79NmSs3jM:&imgrefurl=http:///2011_05_01_archive.html&docid=Vi_vBrQdkwyfOM&imgurl=http:///-YSAo-zZ1DUs/TeW4rr5mfMI/AAAAAAAAAw4/FHw9XFrK5TA/s640/rip.jpg&w=356&h=400&ei=M_r8TqeyCMPZ8QOi98S-AQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur= 294&sig=102895569632166118080&page=2&tbnh=136&tbnw=148&start=16&ndsp=14&ved=1t:429,r:13,s:16&tx=90&ty=86

Bella's foot tattoo:http:///star-tattoos-for-girls.html/star-foot-tattoo-designs-for-girls

Bella's Porsche:http:///imgres?q=purpleporsche&hl=en&gbv=2&biw=1079&bih=445&tbm=isch&tbnid=lui-ijLv9bruNM:&imgrefurl=http:///purple_porsche/thing&docid=qrVpjdxV5YT76M&imgurl=http:///cgi/img-thing.out&w=300&h=300&ei=M_X9TqTmC4XC8gPu6_2gAQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=703&vpy=157&dur=211&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=90&ty=133&sig=102895569632166118080&page=2&tbnh=101&tbnw=101&start=12&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:12

Bella's Motterbike: http:///imgres?q=redninjamotorcycle&hl=en&gbv=2&biw=1177&bih=485&tbm=isch&tbnid=tQ2VmQoAC8sgXM:&imgrefurl=http:///featured/kawasaki-ninja-red-motorcycle-maddmax.html&docid=7F8XnctLdk1HxM&imgurl=http:///images-medium-large/kawasaki-ninja-red-motorcycle-maddmax.jpg&w=900&h=609&ei=1vX9TtG3OdKg8gPMwI3MAQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=580&vpy=167&dur=2043&hovh=185&hovw=273&tx=137&ty=121&sig=102895569632166118080&page=3&tbnh=106&tbnw=156&start=22&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:22

Bella's Funeral Outfit:http:///isas_funeral_outfit/set?id=41530883

Bella-Going to School(1st Chap):http:///bella_going_to_school/set?id=41644120

Bella Chapter 2(1st outfit):http:///bella_chapter/set?id=41683453

The Sister:

Bells's Airplane Outfit-http:///bella_airplane_outfit/set?id=42737353

Michael's Little Sister:

Claire's Outfit: http:///claire_chapter/set?id=43708586

Claire's length of hair: http:///imgres?q=blondeandblackcoontailgirlhairstyles&hl=en&sa=X&gbv=2&biw=1234&bih=508&tbm=isch&tbnid=UHWN7GUkV8nudM:&imgrefurl=http:///new-scene-fashion-hair-in-2011.html&docid=3zclRN8cZvdCmM&imgurl=http:///images/longscenehair4.jpg&w=330&h=494&ei=Eg44T9SLO8u38gP8z7y3Ag&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=1010&vpy=118&dur=2938&hovh=275&hovw=183&tx=148&ty=181&sig=113028911664704361895&page=11&tbnh=150&tbnw=95&start=221&ndsp=23&ved=1t:429,r:22,s:221

With this Print: http:///imgres?q=blondeandblackcoontailgirlhairstyles&hl=en&sa=X&gbv=2&biw=1234&bih=508&tbm=isch&tbnid=yag_ISxojIFXYM:&imgrefurl=http:///archive/20120116&docid=WYor4oWFwwE17M&imgurl=http:///albums/ll126/icutexhairstyles/coontails/662315079.jpg&w=304&h=400&ei=Eg44T9SLO8u38gP8z7y3Ag&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=576&vpy=136&dur=65&hovh=258&hovw=196&tx=96&ty=207&sig=113028911664704361895&page=8&tbnh=155&tbnw=115&start=152&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:18,s:152

Facebook:

I am now on Facebook! Just type in Redvines Favouritefood OfHp-Rw into the search bar and the name should come up. maybe i will have more friends than my actual Facebook page?

If it doen't click on this link: http://www.facebook.com/editprofile.php?sk=entertainment&success=1#!/profile.php?id=100003371714742