Hey, Hi, Hello, Ello, Jello :)

My name is Chelsea, as you can see!

I love Edward Christopher Sheeran, y'all know him as Ed Sheeran! His pic is right there for ya peeps who don't know him :D

iRead all the Vampire books (Just ask peeps that know me)

And iAm Crazy (Nothin' new there -_- )

And iHope you peeps like my stories. :D

And I like to thank everyone who reviewed, who added me as a favourite author or added my stories as their favourite.

Your the best peeps!

Okay, so I have six stories and only one of them is complete, it being a one shot called Here Comes Goodbye.

I have a Vampire story called Broken. Yasmine Witlock Salavatore is my official editor and helper in this story. And vise-versa. Check her story out, Sequence. I know y'all will love it, I know I do. Broken is not finished and I don't think it could be finished. But only because these times are hard and hey - me and my best friend got a life you know. And we've got writers block, well, I've got writers block because I'm the one writing. But I am willing to redo the chapters of Broken for those who want me to :D.

I have a on hold Twilight story called His Lost Sister. I don't know if I'll finish it, but, again, writers block.

Another three Twilight stories with Bella/Paul and Bella/Embry pairing. They are called, I'm Different Now and my new story Forbidden Wolf. And my last story is Bella/Embry called Only in the Past.

You guys should totally check 'em out! Support me 'ere. And review 'em :D

My favorite Books/Series:

The Twilight saga

House Of Night )

Vampire Academy

Bloodlines

The Time Traveler's Wife

My Favorite Movie/TV shows:

Twilight Saga

Vampire Diaries

Teen Wolf

My favorite Songs/Artist/Band:

Songs:

Taylor Swift

Evanescence

BoysLikesGirls

Avril Lavigne

Ed Sheeran!

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If you are a Christian, paste this on your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

If you feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us,

If you believe in the one true God: Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... " If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven...

If you Believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile, and don't deny this, because the bible says, "Deny me, and i will Deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t post it? Copy and paste this on to your profile if you truly believe in God.

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU’RE AGAINST JUDGEMENT

Bold the ones that fit you

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.

I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be a fake.

I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (HAHA .. Yeah -_-)

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.

I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.

I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends. (Lost Password ... Same Difference)

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.

I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.

I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think I’m all that".

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy

I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser

I like DANCING, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I’m a girl and I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I’m a girl and I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm Bi so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Dude ... I'm young ... ain't nobody got time for that! XD)

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (Please, honey, please)

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.

I TRY so I MUST be an over-achiever

I act freaking CRAZY so I must be craving attention.

I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so I must be a party girl.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I cut my wrists so I MUST be EMO.

I'm British, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society English.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cybersex.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.

I agree with some cases of ABORTION so I MUST be a baby killer.

List ten Twilight characters in no particular order

1. Seth

2. Leah

3. Paul

4. Bella

5. Jasper

6. Edward

7. Sam

8. Emily

9. Jane

10. Alec

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Jasper and Alec? Erm, no, are there any?

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Paul? Well, duh, ido think he’s hot, and how hot you ask? A lot, lot, lot ,lot ,lot hot!

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

If Edward got Seth pregnant? That’s kinda weird … so imma not gunna answer that.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Jane? Yeah, but not much though.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Sam and Leah? Hell ya, they did it before, they can do it again! But don’t tell Emily ;)

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Bella & Emily? Or Bella and Jane? Erm, idont think so :?

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in bed together?

If Sam discovered Paul and Emily in bed together? Mate, all hell will break lose! XD

8. Make a summary for a two/six fic.

Leah and Edward? Leah is pissed at her ex-boyfriend. Edward is trying to get a girlfriend. What happens when the two meet at a local club? Will Leah fall for Edward’s charm? And will Edward finally get a girl?

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Bella and Alec? Yupyup.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Seth and Jasper? Emotion Controller

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

If Bella wanted to seduce Seth? Oh no, poor innocent Seth! I’ll save him or probably Leah anyway ;)

12. Does anyone on your friends list read seven/nine slash?

Sam and Jane? Ever heard of a thing, but let me check. *After a few good minutes of checking* Sorry mate, nothing :(

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you choose?

Alec? I’ll get back to you on that :D

14. If nine was cheated on by two with five, what would nine say?

If Jane was cheated on by Leah with Jasper? Erm, is there even a Jasper and Jane fic? But I could see the scene in my little head right now: Jane bringing Leah to unstoppable pain and Jasper trying to bring Leah all the calmness he has. LOOOOOL!

15. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (2) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then ends up being stalked by (9). After hiring (10) to kill the creep, (1) follows the wise advice of (3) and moves next door to (5), where (s)he finally finds true love with (8).”

Seth and Sam are in a happy relationship until Sam runs off with Bella. Seth, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Leah and a brief unhappy affair with Edward, then ends up being stalked by Jane. After hiring Alec to kill the creep, Seth follows the wise advice of Paul and moves next door to Jasper, where he finally finds true love with Emily. Erm, what just happened? :/ Sethy boy was in a relationship with Alpha wolf but Sam ran off with Bellsy boo? And Seth had a one-night stand with his sister? And an affair was Eddie? Who ends up being stalked but Jane and Alec had to kill his own sister. Seth follows Paul’s advice, (Yeah, like Seth will do that mistake again XD) moves next door to Jasper who finds his true love Emily. Why didn’t Seth just ask Sam if he knew a gal called Emily. Seriously, that would have made things so darn easier! LOOOL!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

BOYFRIENDS SHOULD KNOW THIS STUFF!

When she walks away from you mad

Follow her

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you

Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her what’s wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder

Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favourite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

She really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands

Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you

Bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

Keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

Don't look away until she does

When she misses you

She’s hurting deep inside

When you break her heart

The pain never really goes away

When she says it’s over

She still wants you to be hers

When she comes to you crying

You say, "Who's butt am I kicking

WHAT A KISS MEANS!

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"

Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"

Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"

Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"

Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"

Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"

Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"

Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...

Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"

Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"

Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"

Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"

Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"

Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"

Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"

Picking someone up off their feet = "That they love them fully and would do anything for them"

If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you’re definitely in Love

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile