"Adrian! You whore!" Christian said.

"To what do I owe this pleasure fire crotch?"

"You have some serious issues that you need to fix, Adrian. Don't you ever worry that you'll end up on the street like some bum without anybody to love you?"

"You're kidding, right? Why would I worry about something like that?"

"Oh I don't know because: the girl you love has absolutely no interest in you but in her older mentor, you drink and smoke your problems away, and your aunt Queen Bitch totally ignores and disapproves of you. Just a thought."

"You know what, Christian? Why the hell do you worry about what I do? Everybody's fucking scared of you because they think you'll turn strigoi. Just. Like. Your. Damn. Parents."

"Don't. Fucking. Talk. About. Them."

"You'll be just li-"

"Ahhhhhhhh!" Everything caught fire and Christian pushed Adrian to the window, "I fucking hate you! You ruin everything! You're a wannabe woman stealer, you're a drunk and most of all you're a fucking idiot!"

Next thing you know, Adrian's shoved back to far and he's dangling out of the window.

"Shit!" Christian grabbed his arm instinctively.

"And I'm the idiot!" Adrian yelled furiously. "Pull me up!"

"I'm trying! You're not that skinny!"

"Well, I'm not that fat either!" He grabbed Christian's other arm and Christian got tangled in the railing and fell over too.

"To answer your earlier question…YES YOU ARE THE IDIOT!" Christian yells, holding onto Adrian's legs.

"You're heavy! I can't pull my self up!"

"Oh my god! We're gonna die!"

"What the hell do we do?" Adrian asked.

They both stayed quiet and then-

"DIMITRI!" They yelled.

"What are you two idiots doing down there!"

"That does not matter at the moment!" Adrian yelled.

"Please just help us up!" Christian yelled.

"And why should I help you pendejos?" Dimitri asked.

"Because you love us?" Christian suggested.

Dimitri laughed out loud. "Oh you were serious?"

"Because if you help us I'll back off of Rose no dream walking no nothing I'll just be her friend."

"How do I know you're telling the truth?"

"Lets shake on it."

"Um…you kind of can't."

"Then choose one! Help us up!"

"Uh! Fine. Give me your hand!"

"Okay."

A bird flies at Adrian and he spazzes out, grabbing Dimitri and pulling him down too!"

"Oh my god!" Dimitri yelled.

Now, Adrian was first, Christian second and Dimitri farthest down. They dangled there helplessly and then Adrian's pants started to slip down.

"Eww!" Christian yelled. "Gross!"

"Shut up!" Adrian yelled. "It's all your damn fault. And girls love it."

"Well, not those." Dimitri muttered.

"Oh god." Adrian sighed. Two girls were staring out the window with their mouths hanging open looking terrified.

"I think we're gonna have to jump!"

"No! We'll die!" And so they hung there forever and ever. Little did they know they were one foot above ground

THE ENDJ