Guess who's awesome? YOU! For reading my Profile! Unless you just stumbled upon this and are planning to leave right about...NOW!!! Oh you're still here?! Yay! You are awesome as unicorns! Please continue reading!

Random! Loves to talk about unicorns, narwhals, bananas, bacon, books, tacos and anything else that interests me!

Annoying sometimes. OK most of the time! Is it a crime that I like to talk and I can't help being loud?

Night person. I can strangely stay up all night and only feel a bit tired! But, sadly I'm also a day person and wake up unusually around 6 o'clock to 9 o'clock, no matter how late I stay up! So let's just say I don't get the best amount of sleep.

Day-dreamer. Whenever I'm bored or in the car I usually just zone out and go into my own world. People think I have a short attention span or ADHD because of this! Haha. Maybe I do ;)

Overweight. I admit I am chubby! But, I am proud of it! Imperfect is the new perfect!!!

Magic. I of course believe in magic! Santa, fairies, monsters, wizards, half bloods, unicorns, evil flying tacos! You name it! But, that doesn't mean I have any magic powers or anything!!! *chuckles nervously*

Zzzzzz. I enjoy naps. Unlike some of my friends who think they are lame, WHICH THEY AREN'T! I think they are awesome! Which just unconsciously proved that I am lazy and fat. :-( Haha.

Curiosity. I LOVE to ask questions! But, sometimes my questions either freak people out or confuse people. What do you mean by that? Why is goose plural is geese but moose isn't meese? Why do you say you are IN a movie but you're ON T.V.? WHY DON'T UNICORNS EXIST?!

Happy. If you were to ask any of my friends what my usual mood is it's happy! But, to tell you the truth I think my best poker face is my happy face! If I seem happy all the time on the outside no one will really expect (or notice) what I am on the inside. I love to smile and laugh though because when I do, others do too and that's the greatest feeling in the world.

Indecisive. I'm not fast at making decisions! I'm sorry! It can take me weeks on choosing something that will take seconds for the average person

Class Clown! I admit I think I'm hilarious! What did the duck say to his waitress after he finished eating? "Put it on my BILL!!!" Hahahaha! Aren't I so funny?! *crickets chirp* Aw tough crowd. *gets tomatoes thrown at my head* Ok! Ok! Please don't hurt me! *I run away hiding and everyone cheers* :(

Kooky for bookies! Wow that was more lame than I thought! Anyways I LOVE books! Especially Maximum Ride, The Secret Series, The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, Century Series, Percy Jackson, The Hunger Games, Inkheart, The Lost series, The Heroes of Olympus, The Shadow Children, Uglies and soon to be many more!

Asian. I am Chinese! So of course I HAVE to get straight A's, eat rice and noodles every night, be a total nerd, play violin or piano, and dress weird! (By the way I was using my sarcastic voice for those who aren't quite right in the head) Oh and I forgot I also HAVE to act superior to others. Now if you excuse me I have to get to my piano lesson and then go out to King Chou's Noodles and go shopping at the GAP. 我是中國。你是真棒如果你可以看到這一點。

What's up with randomzchicka?

6/26/11

Hey. Been awhile. I just reread A Torn Pillow and WOW I did not know I was that BAD! Hahaha! It is cheesy Ian and Hamilton are OOC and the whole thing was UGH! Defintally gonna need to rewrite that! Also I laughed at the Ian and Amy flamers that reviewed my story. Thanks, you made my day.

1/22/11

Wassup, people from Earth! I'm sorry that I haven't done any of things I said I would do! My excuses are lameee. I had school, during winter break i went on vacation with no laptop, and then i got SUPER SICK!!! Anyways I'll try to get started on that! HAPPY LATE NEW YEARS!!!

11/24/10 Hey guys! I'm SO sorry I accidentally deleted Lost at Sea! Well it wasn't that good anyways. But, if you guys want me to rewrite it sure I will! Take the poll up there! ^ Yeah you see here at your right = Yeah scroll up and click Yes or No! If I get about maybe 10 yes I'll start writing! If I don't well you know the rest! Bye guys! I'm going to be rewriting What Hurts the Most too! To have it more like a story! Happy Thanksgiving! Be sure to stuff yourself with pumpkin pie and turkey!

Favorites

Favorite Shows: Community (MUST WATCH), New Girl, Big Bang Theory, Glee, Total Drama, Codename Kids NextDoor, Glee, Victorious, and others

Favorite Books: 39 Clues, Percy Jackson series, The Shadow Children, The Book Thief, The Uglies, Hunger Games, and many, many others.

Favorite Pairings:

From Community: AbedxAnnie, AnniexJeff, BrittaxTroy, ShirleyxPiearce and ShirleyxChang.

From Total Drama: CourtneyxDuncan, TrentxGwen, BridgettexGeoff, NoahxKatie, OwenxIzzy, LeshawnaxHerold, AlejandroxHeather, etc.

From Codename Kids Next Door: NigelxRachel, KukixWally, AbbyxHoagie.

From The 39 Clues: AmyxIan, ReaganxDan, HamiltonxSinead, JonahxSinead, NedxReagan, TedxMadison, IrinaxFiske

My Stories

Lost at Sea: Accidentally deleted. Sorry! I'll rewrite it and it'll be revised if you guys want me too! Just do the Poll!Rewrite?

Torn Pillow: REWRITE!!!!! Dislike! I personally think I need to rewrite this so more of my opinion ABOVE! And ya. Rewrite!

What Hurts the Most: Deceased.

Denial: I think it's good. FOR NOW! I think I need a beta... But, I don't know how beta's work! So, is anyone willing to teach me and beta my story? This was suppose to be my rewrite for What Hurts the Most but, it kind of changed... Please tell me what you think! I know it is VERY SHORT!!! But, I will fix that! When I have time...

Favorite Quotes

"You mock my friends, you mock me. You mock me, I do three things. One, I call you several complicated insulting names that you cannot understand. Two, I criticize your use of grammar. Third, I pull an Amy and kick you in the shin. Enough said."

-LucianWriter77

I love to walk in the rain, because no one can see me crying.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow’s a mystery, but today is a gift. That's why they call it the present.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.

Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed. (Love this one!)

Smile like an idiot laugh like a lunatic and cry like a fool. (My motto)

Hearts closed to the conflict within, eyes shut to the obvious sin.

Revenge burns deep within the soul, never forgotten nor quenched.

This 'normal' you speak of doesn't sound very fun at all.

Without courage wisdom fails and power corrupts. Without wisdom courage losses hope and power is senseless. Without power courage is weak and wisdom is useless. That is why heroes possess all three.

Hell hath no fury like a pissed off woman.

If I were a wolf I'd howl. Aw, what the heck. AWOOOOO! (Total Drama Fans! Guess who!)

He offered me sugar and wanted to know my secrets... (Hunger Game fans! Guess who!)

Russel likes to hurt people. For peace.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I use that line to floss my teeth with.

No, I don't have a Facebook, and yes, I'm still alive.

Severus Snape: Potions master, Death Eater, lord of the dance.

I'll laugh at whatever the hell I want to! (HELL YEAH! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)

Real vampires don't sparkle.

Its America! We go in there with threats and bribes until we get what we want. And if all else fails we beat the crap out of em!

"Jared are these what you call immigrants?!" "I think they're women sir."

Thanks for the great sex, loser!

It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

"We're hopelessly lost. We'll never be seen again. I a few days we'll be killing each other for food." "Really?" "No."

"If Annabeth's mother is the goddess of wisdom, shouldn't she know better then to fall off a cliff?"- Nico Di Angelo- The Titans Curse

"For me, crazy is an understatement. Crazy is when you have images of Tyson rocking out to Disturbia after having too much peanut butter in Percy's cabin at 2 AM."- quote by xRainyx

Don't be sad that it's over, be happy that it happened."-Dr. Seuss

"We're in D.C.! Everybody lies here!"- Disney Show Writer (Oh Disney and how you make me smile!:))

The rest is UNKNOWN writers (or made up ones!)

"Do something everyday that scares you."-Anonymous

"Practice makes perfect, nobody's perfect, so why should we practice?"- Unknown Person

"Screw the rules, I have money."- I forgot... Some guy from a TV show...

"Hippies know everything, man. That's why they SO FRICKIN' MELLOW!"- Someone

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history - Unknown

It takes an intelligent person to act stupid. It takes a stupid person to act intelligent. -Hobo Bob

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said, I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness." Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.

Don't judge a book by it's cover -- judge it by the movie.

The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger when I realize, Oh god... I could be eating a slow learner.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

MY FELLOW CHICKAS!!!!

Ms. Dove! I luv ya! You were probably one of my first friends! Our story has grown pretty long now! Oh My Giraffes!!!! LOL

Lovely Jo! You were also one of my first friends! You rock ma socks! We entertained each others, whenever we were in need of a savior from our boredom!

Oh, dear Violent 13Mysterious12! You are my most recent! But, I love you all the same! oh the funny stories you tell!

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Making an impact on someone or something is what I think why we live life. Whether it's helping the earth for more generations to come. Or it's falling in love and growing old together. Or it's just something simple like hanging out with a friend while having an adventure, so they can always have something to look back on whenever they just need to smile. Or maybe even writing a fantastic (fanfiction) story that touches people's hearts (and favorite story lists). This is what I think is the meaning of life.

~ Yours Truly, randomzchicka